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Apr. 10th, 2018


(017) Max Guevara

I am decidedly grateful that my motorbike is still here.

And on that note, if you need transportation while we're sorting IDs and all that? I don't mind providing it. I was doing delivery stuff before, and so I'm frequently all over town and know my directions pretty well, and unlike Uber I'll give you a ride out of the goodness of my heart. So give me a call. Caveats, you'll have to hold onto my waist, and wear a helmet.

[filter: Alice]
Hey roomie.

Apr. 9th, 2018


I know there's lots of really important things going on right now but


Apr. 4th, 2018


This is so much fun!

Except I got this creepy crawly little Crabrawler, if anyone wants it. I traded my other already and got the one I want to keep.

Mar. 10th, 2018


It's that time of the year where I jump out of a cake for Remus!

Feb. 25th, 2018


One of the biggest travesties of this cruise is that I didn't learn to doggie paddle.

Feb. 24th, 2018


Alright. Alright. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

So first of all, what the fuckrench toast. Secondly, why would you yank a guy to another dimension in the midst of eating breakfast? Most important meal of the day? Unacceptable.

What’s up? I’m Jamie. Heard my parents are here...?


Have you gotten your hands on the novels yet? It's been two days. I assume if you have that you've finished them by now.

One last feast in Hobbiton before we leave?

Feb. 22nd, 2018


(001) Severus Snape

I suppose it is too much to ask that there is a non-headache inducing explanation to all this.

Jan. 31st, 2018


I'm going to miss this roguish black eye when it's completely gone.


You know, I was promised robots in the future would be a lot more advanced. But why even bother with them if they are basically as limited as humans?

Jan. 30th, 2018


Happy birthday, Lily! I am all yours today. We'll do whatever you want.

Jan. 17th, 2018


James, it's time to brush up on our mer speech!

Jan. 12th, 2018


They have ghost pepper hot sauce on this ship. I asked for a bottle, and they gave it to me. I can put it on everything without making it weird!

Dec. 25th, 2017



James and Lily

I have something I want to show you both.

Dec. 21st, 2017


Did anyone else not get what they asked for on their Santa wishlist, or is it just me? I haven't gotten anything at all from that.

I did get my Secret Santa gift, and it's hilarious. Thank you, Secret Santa! You're doing better than regular Santa, so far (I'm holding out hope yet, though! Come through for me, Santa).


I'm going to take Fenrir out for a bit. It's always nice to see an old friend.


I haven't actually had the opportunity to read Great Expectations before, so this will be a special treat. Thank you very much, Santa.

Would you like to come have a cup of cocoa some evening this week? My Secret Santa gave me some delicious chocolate. Are you planning to---

Dec. 16th, 2017


I hope that this holiday season everyone is careful about their mistletoe. It is a place where Nargles like to stay. I suppose they might say that this place doesn't have Nargles or Wrackspurts, but we have come here and who knows what has possibly come with us. They can turn invisible, so it isn't like anyone would know. They aren't bad, just mischievous. They usually like to take left shoes and socks, so if any of them go missing, that is why. Don't worry, though. Even lost things have a way of turning up again.

I have made crowns out of muggle fairy lights and the fake flowers that muggles seem to like so much if anyone would like one. I have charmed mine to glow blue.

Nov. 28th, 2017



Where are you? Can I see you?


Remus said you two are moving.

Want to take your favorite cousin out for a drink?

Nov. 27th, 2017


Harry Potter

Can I ask you something?

Nov. 5th, 2017


My name's Harry Potter and I'm looking for anyone who might know me. I could use a visit. If we're allowed visitors. If not, I'd like a crossword puzzle.

Nov. 3rd, 2017


Come down to the Waterin' Hole. Drinks are on James for my birthday!

Oct. 27th, 2017



So. Hi.

Oct. 26th, 2017


Has anyone turned into their costumes lately? I haven't seen anything weird running around the last few days so I was just wondering if maybe the costume thing was over?

And just how typical is that?

Oct. 17th, 2017


For anyone who's just figured out that carving a pumpkin is harder than it sounds I've arranged to do a class at the community centre on Saturday. 2pm.

Oct. 15th, 2017


I've been trying my hand at pumpkin carving. It's not going well. I think I'll stick to eating all thehanding out candy.

Oct. 12th, 2017


Note to self (and everybody else): do not dress up in a costume that I wouldn't actually want to become. Being my son for four days was really bloody weird. And now I have some of his memories, too, if they're even real

Maybe I'll just skip over the Halloween thing, yeah? Seeing as it's the day I I don't actually have a great track record with that day anyhow.

Oct. 2nd, 2017


I'm the real Harry Potter. The other one is a Polyjuiced impostor.

Sep. 28th, 2017


Oy! What's this?

I don't like being cooped up. Can we have visitors? I'd like a visitor, please. And some Pepper Imps, if possible.

Sep. 26th, 2017


Teddy is gone.

Sep. 18th, 2017


Okay, so here's the thing. Some of you have talked to me and know this, and some of you don't, but...

I'm a zombie.

And I know. There's a lot of bad things about it, so I'm going to open up the floor for questions. Ask me anything, and I'll answer.

Sep. 5th, 2017


There's evidently this restaurant in the new section of town that is pretty good. It's some type of Italian place. I was thinking, maybe, we could all go on Friday? Hermione will be invited, of course, and I'll ask Teddy.

And I was thinking we should invite Petunia.

Do you like Italian?

How was Las Vegas?

Aug. 26th, 2017


I have officially moved from missing my motorbike to pining for it.

Aug. 23rd, 2017


So, I think the last time I shared a picture of my new dog, it was just to the other people that live with me, so technically, this would be the official Introduced On Social Media day for Shredder (yes, that's what I ended up naming him). Even though... I've had him for several weeks now and some people may have already seen him in person.

But, that's fine. Here, have a picture of him wearing a winter jacket he might not ever get to wear unless I take him to Jersey with me on a trip or something.

And another wrapped up as a burrito and just SO FREAKING CUTE!

And then a video because jhdfjkghdjkfgh.

That is all, hope that brightens up your day through whatever craziness you're going through right now!

Aug. 22nd, 2017


The last time there was a total eclipse while I was alive, I was only one! I've seen a few partial but it was nothing like it was yesterday. I'm so glad I popped on over into the "path of totality" for the full experience. I feel like all of my years of astronomy have culminated in those few minutes!

Jul. 24th, 2017


I do not like this place at all. The pods are scary and there's dust everywhere and hardly anything to eat and I was supposed to have my very first birthday party next month but it isn't even my real birthday it's just what Kaine made up so I could go on the plane with him and I don't even actually know how old I am anyway. I miss Annabelle and the nice room service people.

Jul. 19th, 2017


If anybody needs water, warming charms, anything else - let me know. I've got my magic working now that I'm out of my pod.

Jul. 18th, 2017


Some days more than others, I miss the boys. I wish they'd come through with me. I think they'd have liked it. Even if it's far too hot. At least there's no zombies trying to kill them. Tonight is just I wish

I need a drink.

Jul. 4th, 2017


Sounds like it's time to mix magic and fireworks.

Jun. 30th, 2017


Nine days in Texas. Clinging to that whole "I'm hallucinating" thing isn't really working out anymore so I guess I'm actually in Texas. Also true, Parkinson's still an asshole. Just spent two hours listening to music that the natives seemed way more into than I was. Anyone need fifteen boxes of trick wands?

Jun. 27th, 2017


It's really too bad Dean isn't here anymore. He would be so easy to con into trying that new tarantula poison drink.

Everyone else is back to themselves, I think, so I'm hoping you are too. Are you okay?

Jun. 16th, 2017


I'm not sure "At least I wasn't the only one stuck behind a mirror" is actually helping, but I keep telling myself that, anyway.


You know that I have never questioned who you are to me, right?

Did "I" do anything that wasn't publicly recorded on the network that I should be worried about?

Jun. 4th, 2017


Private to Remus

I keep waking up here and think I need to go check on Harry. It's driving me a little mad.


Does anyone here know how to [...] like, sort pictures on phones? Muggle technology is still not my best subject.

Lily knows this already, but it turns out I've got pictures from Mt. Weather, if anyone wants to see them. I just don't want to explain why there are pictures of Pete, but also don't want to delete them

May. 23rd, 2017


I'm not yet used to American holidays, but it's sort of nice when you realize that you're coming up to a three-day weekend and hadn't even been expecting it. Surprise.

I've a food-related question for you.