February 2020




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Feb. 20th, 2020


[OOC: posted earlier in the day]

[Filtered Against Mᴀʟɪғɪᴄᴇɴᴛ]
I've been trying to locate where Malificent's been hiding, to no avail. However, I'm still trying.

If anybody is still in need of relief from their magically-induced nightmares, I'm offering a way to grant you a night of relief. It's little consolation in this madness, but it's something.

Feb. 14th, 2020


Friday, Feb 14, 8:55PM

Did anyone else happen to have their pet swapped back yet to their OWN pet and not the sluggish fairy version?


Hey, so, when you show up without a house, they give you an apartment or a house or something right?

Asking as a concerned citizen.


Questions answered. We're good here.

Temporarily renting out the Pool house, just so you know.

Feb. 10th, 2020


I feel like we're supposed to be on a cruise right now. I, for one, was actually looking forward to it.

Hey. Would you be willing to do some big warding around my friend's farm? There's a lot of corrupted/dark natural magic going around and we're pretty worried about his animals and trees.

Feb. 8th, 2020


Saturday, Feb 8, 9:47PM

Did that heinous bitch steal our pets?! I can't find Bridget anywhere. You all can't find your animals. This isn't some huge ass coincidence of the Pokemon disappearing because it's more than just Pokemon disappearing.

Feb. 7th, 2020


I may be very sleep deprived, but I can still tell you that THIS IS NOT A MUNCHLAX, CAPTAIN AMERICA.

OOC cut for photo )

What am I supposed to do with a BIRD??? I thought I was getting a Pokemon.

Jan. 21st, 2020


You know what I miss and this town needs?

A bowling alley.

Anyone up for a drive out of town for a few hours of laser bowl? Maybe this weekend?

Jan. 15th, 2020


Alright this is my SOS. Who here can demonstrate how to put a god damn carseat into a vehicle? I've read the damn instructions, watched YouTube videos, and spent three hours at this.

This is a fucking nightmare.

If there's a musical you want to tackle this summer, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Jan. 10th, 2020


Friday, Jan 10, 9:41PM

Filter: Betsy Braddock
Hi. This is so stupid

I told Rogue I'd talk to you but that was like... a lot of days ago and I guess that's not good exactly but I guess better late than never. She suggested I talk to you.

I've been having nightmares and I'm not able to sleep.

Jan. 1st, 2020


Wednesday, Jan 1, 4:15PM

Filter: Sam Winchester
Your tea thing isn't helping anymore. What else you got for better sleep? Do you know anyone who can make something to make you sleep with no dreams? Or maybe Buffy knows?

Speaking of Buffy, how is that going???

Filter: Eliot & Ren
You do magic. Or Eliot, you do at least. Or you know someone who can maybe help me? I need something to take so I can sleep with no dreams.

Filter: Rogue
Do you know who can make me sleep without dreams?

Dec. 13th, 2019


Friday, Dec 13, 9:32PM

Filter: Sam Winchester
You don't happen to have more of that sleepytime tea around, do you?

Dec. 8th, 2019


CHARACTERS: Selina Kyle and Eliot Waugh
SETTING: Police precinct in NYC to wherever Eliot and his cellphone are, Sunday night, December 8th
SUMMARY: Rapid-fire/phone call thread because Selina is in trouble in another state.
WARNINGS: Talks of physical violence, alluding to zombies

It wasn’t the pickpocketing that got her at the station. )

Dec. 4th, 2019


If I become an emancipated minor I wouldn't need a guardian, right?

Dec. 3rd, 2019


Tuesday, Dec 3, 8:10PM

Which one of you has a portal to NJ or NYC again? I need to use it for some time to get there. I'll pay you back with anything whenever.

Nov. 21st, 2019


(015) Buffy Summers

Hey there.

Aug. 16th, 2018


"Hey Jason. What do you want to do for your birthday?"

"Gee, I don't know. Maybe turn into a cartoon and not be able to take my helmet off."

Story of my life. Lives. Whatever

Aug. 14th, 2018


Someone will pay for

I am not amused.

Aug. 8th, 2018


Neither Murphy nor Johanna are answering their phones. Someone go pound down their doors, please? I'd normally try to sneak in through their window, but I don't know what magic this place would cut me to pieces if I tried or something.

Aug. 4th, 2018


[A video starts off with a close up of Murphy's face (that's still a little bruised), it wobbles a little as he tries to keep ig steady on whatever it's leaning against. "Okay, watch what I can do." He disappears off screen, a second later he's zooming across (on his vespa) to pop a wheely. A few moments later, "And that's it." His face is back, and close up again with a lopsided grin on his face. The recording cuts out.]

Jul. 24th, 2018


I am looking to practice my swordsmanship. If anyone is interested in sparring, please reply below.

Suitable weapons and venue can be provided.

Jul. 22nd, 2018


Heading out of town for a few days. Don't call me. Don't touch my stuff.

Make sure no one touches my stuff.

Leaving Tuesday morning if you're coming.

[Jane (Eleven)]
You want another shirt or something?

Jul. 10th, 2018


You know, if you all are wondering what uses there could be for eggs and toilet paper that you don't plan on using for yourself, you can try reaching out to the homeless instead??

Jul. 9th, 2018


It just occurred to me that I'mg going to have to job hunting for the first time in probably years.


Jul. 7th, 2018


Someone suggested I go to a yard sale and look for more furniture but the last time I looked, one of the sales looked like a rainbow threw up all over it.

I have one bed, one sofa, and one coffee table for myself. Is that not enough? How the heck do people rack up so many things?? Like WHY do you need the most ridiculous shit in the world, like plates you don't even use to EAT on?

Filter: Hope Summers
I'm tired of looking for shit on my own. Let's go get some food.

Jul. 3rd, 2018


You know, I suppose there's worse places that a portal could've taken me to other than Texas. Like the Badoon homeworld. Or the Shi'ar.

Either way, Texas nearly isn't as bad, I guess. The heat's a bitch, but that's pretty much it.

Anyway, my name is Lorna Dane, and I'd like to know a good place to get a drink around here, since I'm going to be here for awhile.


So. Johanna and I are hiking, minding our own business and then I hear this rattling sound. Like a baby rattle. Boy was a surprised when I was looking at a goddamn snake. Also the first time I seen someone grab a goddamn snake and throw it.

Johanna is the real hero.

Jul. 2nd, 2018


not an IC cut )
Yeah, this is home.

The bus ride wasn't so bad (for me) but we'll probably fly back. I'll be back in time for drinks with you, Ms. America.

No one expect souvenirs except for Ron. Surprise, we found you a stupid t-shirt
not an IC cut )

Jun. 27th, 2018


Johnny Storm is THE BEST! He gave me TWO autographs AND a selfie. Victor is gonna be soooooooooo jelly. I CAN FEEL HIS JEALOUSY THROUGH THE UNIVERSE!

[Filtered to the teens/younger people]
HELLO! I'm Molly! I don't know how many of us under the age of 18 there are, but I just wanted to say hello and make friends I guess if I'm stuck here and all my other friends aren't here. It's lame.


Attention people of the network. I'm now accepting any and all pieces of furniture or house things that you decide you don't want anymore. I'll pay you 5 dollars for each of them, thanks.

No worries about beds though. I have one for myself already. Including a cat bed. And a litter box and cat food so I'm all set there.

Jun. 23rd, 2018


Why doesn't this town sell things people actually need?

Jun. 14th, 2018


Attn: anyone who needs to know.

I have found a permanent place of my own. I'll text you the address. But I do mean it. It's permanent. I don't know how to cook or anything so my place currently just as cereal boxes and milk, but whatever. They're fortified with vitamins and stuff.

Jun. 11th, 2018


Sneaky spy types, roll call.

Jun. 7th, 2018


(037) Kylo Ren

[Filter: Selina, Quentin, Bucky (PH), Padme, Credence, Damon, Eliot]
The kittens are of an age where they could leave Millicent within the next week or two. If you want to come by, we can arrange a time. I know some of you have been by and may already have bonded with one, but if not, I hope you will get a chance to come and spend some time with them and figure out which of them you might be closest to.

Probably sometime next week, the week after at the most, and you can take one.

[Selina & Eliot]
Have you found a more stable housing situation?

[Leia Organa & Han Solo (Canon)]
I got memories.


And Ben's lightsaber.

Jun. 5th, 2018


Filter: Jason Todd / Mick Rory (separately)
I think I should get a permanent place to stay. I might need some help finding a place.

Jun. 3rd, 2018


Erik's back.

He don't remember being here before.

If'n ya need me, don't.

We'll be back whenever I'm good and ready.

Jun. 2nd, 2018


Cut for spoilers to Gotham season 4 finale )

May. 27th, 2018


I figured out the dog thing. I think. Seems like Bruce adopted this mastiff after his owner died and, being the creative guy he is, named him Ace. At least in the comics. Because apparently every dog Bruce has ever owned has to be named Ace.

I'm not going to be that dog owner, so the drooling wonder needs a new name.

Seriously, it's a lot of drool.

May. 26th, 2018


delivered to where ever Selina's staying )

left for Katniss at Finnick & Annie's house )

May. 24th, 2018


Man, everyone is getting stuff from the portal. My birthday was two days ago and I didn't get anything. Whatever, portal. WHATEVER.

May. 22nd, 2018


Right, so I guess I'm just going to be dealing with this now.

I'm Sara. Where's the best place to get a drink around here?

May. 16th, 2018


[Selina Kyle]
How are you doing with the new powers?
[Daisy Johnson]
Hi. How are you?

May. 14th, 2018


Okay so something weird just fucking happened.

I. We. Are freaking out.

May. 13th, 2018



Why do I feel like I suddenly understand my dog a hundred times better?

May. 12th, 2018


ooc: at half past 6:30pm, cue some slight shaking in a part of town. entry posted five min later.

Something is happening. I don't know but someone please help!

May. 9th, 2018


1. There's no "No Leather allowed in school" sort of thing around here, is there? Or at least put me somewhere I don't have to wear uniforms because no thank you.

2. Yes, Jane. I have your thing. It's something black from Hot Topic. Mick said you wanted something, that's what I went for.

3. Oh, hell, I have to actually start buying supplies, don't I?

added later
4. Also, I need a job.

May. 7th, 2018


Sooo, what does it take for a teenager in this place to be able to travel around more? Because I'm going to have people telling me I'm too young for a job, but also, your army or whatever that was supplying money to us is no longer here. There are clearly other places better than Texas to explore.

May. 6th, 2018


Every science fiction movie I've ever seen promised me new and exotic worlds when portals were involved. I feel incredibly let down right now. Betrayed even, maybe a little insulted. Maybe it was accidentally clicking my boot heels in my sleep three times.

Anyway. Name's Riggs.

May. 5th, 2018


Against my better judgement, I googled myself. I have some serious questions to ask alternate me:

Fishets. It's a leotard and fishnets. Sometimes a leather jacket. Like, I get where it helps for mobility, but her legs are totally exposed, as are her arms. It's sexy, but it's not practical at all.

I only really looked at the pictures. I debated checking the wikipedia page, but I'm good not knowing what her life is like, for now.

Apr. 29th, 2018


I learned a very important lesson in the reasons why you should not google yourself.

Filter: Batfam
Hi. Soo, I just wanted to say I'm sorry. For, you know.. half of your family disappearing. Kind of know how that feels like.


Heading to Mexico for a few days.

Don't call me.

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