February 2020




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Feb. 21st, 2020


Think we've lost Barnes to the trolls. I'm not even sure who else.

Check in here if you work for the Bureau at all.

Feb. 17th, 2020


Excuse me, I-

Oh, I dropped it. Hello? Is this thing broken?

My name is Dolores. I'm not sure I understand where I am. The kind folks at the... bureau tried to explain it, but I'm afraid so little made sense to me and so many words I've never heard before. My head isn't feeling quite right. Texas is a bit far from home, yet I've found my ranch and my horse as if somehow all the land has shifted overnight. My parents are missing, and our herd seems to also be lost. I'm afraid they won't know the way back.

Is this real? Where is Sweetwater? I was meant to go into town this morning. Has the train come by yet? Maybe there's still time to get back before dark.

Feb. 7th, 2020


After running several factors, we believe we're dealing with a fairytale character who has a Disney version.

Our current theory is Maleficent. She fits all the criteria.

Jan. 25th, 2020


I suppose a Monday night is as good as any night for a concert in Tumbleweed. Is anyone actually planning on going?

Jan. 21st, 2020


I thought I was seeing things, but then I realized I wasn't and I think I just got pranked by a goose? This has been a thoroughly terrible day.

Jan. 13th, 2020


[Voice to Text]
Sometimes a random song pops into your head, and you just have to go with it. Today, mine is Allen Town by Billy Joel.

[Private to Pokemon Center People]
By any chance, do you have pokemon that's up for adoption?

Jan. 7th, 2020


Those of you who have space vehicles of various shapes and sizes, how far have you been able to get and how does it compare to your ship's usual range?

I'm looking into cloaking and recharge options for the new shuttles. Once that's lined up, you wanna go for a ride?

I know you've got plenty on your plate, but when you have time, any chance you could put together cloaking for the shuttles Breq and I received from Santa?


If anyone got new ships that take fuel not used here for Christmas, I'm still looking for fuel samples for experimenting in creating replication with our current materials.

Also I got more outside lab equipment! I'm going to fill up this whole warehouse. I just need to fit the old with the new and what I've already been working on.

[Lorna and Number Five]

Which of you is better at charming people to let us look at their ships? I've gathered up quite a few blueprints that we can model after to try and build prototypes in order to begin fuel testing stages.

If the other is more interested you can help me with breaking down what fuel samples we've gathered so far. I don't have a sample from each possible ship here so I'm not sure when we should stop bugging people for samples.

Also given you've both been here longer, though not involved necessarily with the portal directly, personal perspectives on phenomena could be helpful. Contextualize some of our data.


Thanks for the new intern.

Dec. 2nd, 2019


Breq and I would like to invite you all to a holiday fundraiser dinner on December 7th, starting at 5 PM. Because we will also be opening this up to the general public, it will be hosted in the warehouse we have converted into a community center instead of on Station, located at [address].

Tickets will be sold at the door on a sliding scale, and the funds raised will go towards our efforts to provide food, safe spaces, and support in finding housing, jobs, and medical care for those without. Many foods that are considered typical holiday fare on this planet will be provided, and we would love it if anyone also wanted to bring their favorite holiday foods to share. We are still learning about all the Earth cultures, as well as all the cultures you have brought with you, and this is another very helpful way of donating to the cause.

If you're interested in volunteering your time and energy, either at the event or at other times, let myself or Breq know. We would be glad to have your help.

What traditions do you two have for the holiday season?

Nov. 24th, 2019


text messages

» Do you remember that post that was put up, looking for dates for their family?
» Turns out at least one of them might actually be interested in dating.


I woke up this morning and I couldn't hear. I know that someone mentioned not being able to see, but [...] did that resolve itself? Should I come in to be seen?

Nov. 14th, 2019


Anyone up for seeing Doctor Sleep?


I've some news to share with everyone, in part thanks to Breq.

We've got a new headquarters to work out of. Station has modified itself to fit SYNAPSE's needs. Now Station is a complex AI, so they are working with us in all of this. If there's something in particular you'd like added, run it by me, Station, and Breq and we'll see how we can get it added in.

[Filtered separately to Peggy, Five, Fen, Jyn, Tina, and Seivarden]

I've been told that you might be interested in some contract security work. And I happen to have positions for such a thing.

Sep. 19th, 2018


voice to text

On the plus side, I can jump scare people now. It's too easy, but it's something.

[Voice to text: Ethan Chandler]
I can't even drink to make this more interesting. That is perhaps the most tragic part of this whole situation. This is what I imagine cabin fever must be like.

It's fucking boring as shit.

Sep. 15th, 2018


WHO: Seivarden & Kell
WHAT: Kell disappears because faeries
WHEN: Friday evening
WHERE: Station
WARNINGS: Copious amounts of magical blood letting

... )


WHO: Seivarden & Kell
WHAT: They go out to be each other's wingmen (wingpeople?) and it doesn't go great at first but they end up going home together instead.
WHEN: A week ago, Saturday 9/8 evening - Sunday 9/9 early morning
WHERE: Idk. A bar
WARNINGS: Brief mention of misgendering, mentions of slurs (none written out), and then it's mostly just flirting etc

... )

Sep. 14th, 2018


Event: Unseelie Court Ball

WHO: The Displaced and a bunch of fairies.
WHEN: From midnight until 6am. Technically early Sunday morning.
WHERE: Another dimension
WHAT: The Unseelie Court invites you to a ball. (Make sure to tag your characters as you add them). Masks arrived shortly after the Abducted were taken the prior night.

Welcome, welcome! )


[Filtered to FNRB Staff]
For people going after those that were taken, we've managed to acquire a cache of cold iron 9 mm bullets courtesy of Sam Winchester and Fen. We've got enough for a clip for everyone, so it's not a lot but enough for defensive shots. If you want some, lmk and I'll get some to you.



Given the overall absence of several members of my 'support system', I suspect absolute clarity in judgment will be difficult to attain. Shame.

With the disappearance of my partner, Joan Watson, I shall gladly take over whatever outstanding assignments she was given.

The busier I am, the better. I assure you.

Sep. 9th, 2018


WHO: Seivarden Vendaai & Kell Maresh
WHAT: Seivarden's sad bc Oswin is gone and they get to talking about relationships.
WHEN: September 3rd, after this
WHERE: Athoek Station refectory
WARNINGS: I don't think there are any?

... )

Sep. 3rd, 2018


WHO: Seivarden Vendaai & Kell Maresh & Station (NPC)
WHAT: First meeting, touring Station
WHEN: Backdated to uhhhh like a week ago or something
WHERE: Athoek Station
WARNINGS: I don't think there are any?

... )


Oswin's gone. She's most likely gone back to the Dalek Asylum where she'll sacrifice herself to save the Doctor. As almost all of my splin For those of you who were kind to her, thank you.

Do you want to go get a coffee? I could use getting out of the TARDIS for a bit.

Sep. 2nd, 2018


This may seem like a strange or even inappropriate question. But how do the different types of relationships in this culture work? Or in the cultures represented here, I suppose, since there are multiple.

There seem to be different rules from the ones I was familiar with in the Radch, is all. And I'm good at making an ass of myself even when I know the rules.

Aug. 28th, 2018


Attention: anyone with medical training.

We're in need of nurses and doctors to be a part of daily staff. For normal vaccinations and arrivals, nurses are really what we need. However, we don't know who will be coming through the portal and with what kind of injuries.

On-staff medical doctors are desperately needed. We could also use this as a Displaced medical center as well. We have a quite a few who have superpowers or mutations who would not be interested in having their blood out there for anyone to look at. We also have some non-human beings here as well.

If you're interested, please message me.

Aug. 22nd, 2018


WHO: Seivarden & Breq
WHAT: Talking about problems in the world
WHEN: Backdated to Sunday Aug 19
WHERE: Athoek Station
WARNINGS: Mentions of human trafficking

... )


posted at ~12:30 AM this morning

Has anyone seen Meetra Surik or T3 recently? They haven't arrived for their shift at the portal, and I haven't been able to get in touch with them.

Aug. 14th, 2018


All right, guys. I need a headcount of my portal guards on who is affected by this latest portal shenanigans. I'll need to know if you think you need someone to temporarily take over your spot while this is ongoing.

ETA: Anakin Skywalker will be conducting cartoon reaction times and combat abilities to make sure you're able to handle it in your current state.

Aug. 7th, 2018


So [...] I meant to tell you earlier than this, but Poe and I remember [...] more.

[Justice of Toren & Seivarden Vendaai]
Hi again. I was wondering if you both wanted to do something together? I know you have plenty of food and tea, so I was thinking we could go to the zoo or maybe I could just show you around where we keep the airplanes.

[Poe Dameron]
Don't make plans for Friday.

Aug. 3rd, 2018


WHO: Justice of Toren & Seivarden Vendaai
WHAT: Leaving for a mission
WHEN: August 1st
WHERE: Athoek Station
WARNINGS: References to drug addiction

Once you mistook me for Special Missions. Now I am )

Jul. 31st, 2018


How's it going, lovely?

Jul. 30th, 2018


I got a job! I'm working at the Bread Pitt. People are talking to me about the name, but I don't really get it. Why would you have a pit of bread? And why is it not spelled right? I guess it doesn't matter, I still have a job. It's not the Slayer's Cake, but it'll do.

Thanks for everyone who helped me. And everyone who have hung out with me. I'm still trying to get used to this place, you know?

Is there a place to plant a garden? I just have an apartment, so I don't think I there's room for one there.

Jul. 28th, 2018


I'm Eliot. I understand you've already met someone who shares a strong resemblance in name, face, and hopefully an excellent taste in vests and alcoholic beverages. Some of you have been here for some time, and I am hoping you can help me.

This isn't my first time being pulled into another world, or my second, or even third, or forth, and so on. Some of you have also been pulled into other worlds which may or may not have been purgatory like before ending up here. I'm trying to get some information on my friends? They might have mentioned a Hell Hotel? Hotel Kairos?

Paul Rovia, aka Jesus
Claire Novak
Gretel (yes, that one)
Judith Grimes
Rowena Ravenclaw
Godric Gryffindor

Just looking to see if anyone else made it out. Any information you might have would be deeply appreciated.

[Eliot's Homeworld(s)]
So, hello. I've just spent the last two years in a semi-sentient, murderous hotel. How're things?

[Quentin Coldwater]
Jesus fuck, Q. Except not literally. Are you my Q? Were you at the hotel? Please tell me you made it out, too. I'm still in quarantine.

[Margo Hanson]


With all the start ups and apps aimed at young professionals, someone should invest in one that connects stress bakers to stress eaters. It's an obvious partnership.

(Don't worry, I'm not either. Actually I came up with that during a grueling break reading in the sunshine.)

I feel like we haven't done anything in a while.

Jul. 21st, 2018


Who: Meetra Surik and Seivarden Vendaai
Where: The Bureau
When: Wednesday (backdated)
What: Their first shift
Warnings: Some talk of war, the events of Malachor V

She’d need to get used a different person, and how they fought if it came down to it. )

Jul. 13th, 2018


[Blocked From Oswin Oswald]

The person who just posted a little while ago by the name of Oswin Oswald, some of you might've heard about her, some of you might not, some of you might know her from my television show, some of you might've seen her when she arrived through the Portal.

She says that she's trapped inside the cockpit of a crashed spaceship. She isn't.

The truth is, she was genetically altered against her will and turned into a Dalek, which if you know from my universe, is basically a xenophobic, murderous race that lives inside a practically indestructible transport system that looks like this. My people fought a war against them which lasted around thirty thousand years, and despite their ridiculous appearance, are pretty formidable, feared, and hated.

In a struggle to keep her humanity, Oswin has built up this psychological defense mechanism where she's blocked the trauma of being turned into a Dalek, and has come up with his alternative explanation of what's happened to her.

For the time being, please don't tell her the truth. I'm [...] trying to work something out.

I'd appreciate it.


Interesting. Is this like Facebook2? Miss Facebook2. Could use more cat pictures. Or shirtless pictures. You're more than welcome to provide either.

Is there a word for crash landed after a crash landing? Crash landed²? Still making repairs. Thought I'd start my hellos in the meantime. Oswin Oswald, now Captain of the Starship Alaska. What's left of her anyway. I think that promotion is fair.

Current Condition: Glad to be back on Earth or a version of it at least.



[FNRB Portal Guards Patrol Squads and Natasha R]
Training starts Monday.

Location: Base

Schedule: Here.

Jul. 12th, 2018


WHO: Seivarden & Breq
WHAT: Seivarden arrives!
WHEN: Tuesday night, July 10
WHERE: Athoek Station
WARNINGS: Brief mention of past drug addiction

... )


Hello Everyone. Some of you may know me, my name is Steve Rogers and I'd like to ask for your assistance.

We're all a long way from home. Some of us have been here for some time and others are still coming in. It may not be the community we asked for, but we're all we've got. The fine folks at the Fort Neil Resettlement Bureau need your help to keep our community safe.

Each person that comes in is welcomed at FNRB. Each threat that comes through? That's assessed and dealt with by the FNRB, too. But we're understaffed. We need more guards, more staff. The pay is pretty great and so are the benefits.

Some of you have special powers or abilities. That's great. Many of you don't. We need you, too. With enough people, we can also provide time for additional training and have plenty to cover for time off. If you care about your new found community and want a way to help out, please consider signing up at FNRB.

Thank you

Jul. 11th, 2018


Greetings, people citize citizens and fellow visitors to this planet Earth. My name is Seivarden Vendaai, and I am from the Provisional Republic of Two Systems.

I've never been to this planet before, and your hospitality is appreciated. My thanks to Steve for the gloves and clothes, and to Michael, for the paperwork and the ride. I look forward to meeting the rest of you. You may have already met my captain and friend, Breq, who arrived here a few days ago.

Jul. 10th, 2018


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