WHAT: Breq is back and they need to talk about One Esk Nineteen
WHEN: Monday, May 25, around 2:15 PM (backdated)
WHERE: Athoek Station
WARNINGS: References to death/murder, discussion of sex ethics
Hey there portal co., everyone who's utilized your amazing skills appreciates them. Any thought y'all could make a pamphlet for new people?
Point is, I told Loki you were good people to know, especially for those of us who don't want to live and work in Tumbleweed full time. Small towns... they aren't for everybody. If you don't know 'im, this is Loki, somewhat in a vague broad sense an alternate me.
Cheers.
River's been caught in this latest Portal fiasco. She's turned into Mels. Those of you who don't know, she's River's younger version who was conditioned from birth to assassinate the Doctor. That's me, by the way.
She's in a room in my TARDIS. She doesn't recognize me since my face isn't on her file, and I've managed to get her to believe that I'm on her side and trying to help her find the Doctor. Do me a favor, and play along, yeah?
Oh, and blondy-me? You might want start going under a different name, too. I'm hoping to keep up the ruse until this wears off. It usually ends in a week or so, right? Hopefully sooner.
Hey, how you holding up?
Think we've lost Barnes to the trolls. I'm not even sure who else.
Check in here if you work for the Bureau at all.
After running several factors, we believe we're dealing with a fairytale character who has a Disney version.
Our current theory is Maleficent. She fits all the criteria.
Sometimes a random song pops into your head, and you just have to go with it. Today, mine is Allen Town by Billy Joel.
[Private to Pokemon Center People]By any chance, do you have pokemon that's up for adoption?
I'm looking into cloaking and recharge options for the new shuttles. Once that's lined up, you wanna go for a ride?
I know you've got plenty on your plate, but when you have time, any chance you could put together cloaking for the shuttles Breq and I received from Santa?
What traditions do you two have for the holiday season?
» Do you remember that post that was put up, looking for dates for their family?
» Turns out at least one of them might actually be interested in dating.
I can't even drink to make this more interesting. That is perhaps the most tragic part of this whole situation. This is what I imagine cabin fever must be like.
It's fucking boring as shit.
For people going after those that were taken, we've managed to acquire a cache of cold iron 9 mm bullets courtesy of Sam Winchester and Fen. We've got enough for a clip for everyone, so it's not a lot but enough for defensive shots. If you want some, lmk and I'll get some to you.
SHERIFF'S OFFICEWith the disappearance of my partner, Joan Watson, I shall gladly take over whatever outstanding assignments she was given.The busier I am, the better. I assure you.
Do you want to go get a coffee? I could use getting out of the TARDIS for a bit.
All right, guys. I need a headcount of my portal guards on who is affected by this latest portal shenanigans. I'll need to know if you think you need someone to temporarily take over your spot while this is ongoing.
ETA: Anakin Skywalker will be conducting cartoon reaction times and combat abilities to make sure you're able to handle it in your current state.
So [...] I meant to tell you earlier than this, but Poe and I remember [...] more.
Hi again. I was wondering if you both wanted to do something together? I know you have plenty of food and tea, so I was thinking we could go to the zoo or maybe I could just show you around where we keep the airplanes.
Don't make plans for Friday.
How's it going, lovely?
So, hello. I've just spent the last two years in a semi-sentient, murderous hotel. How're things?
Jesus fuck, Q. Except not literally. Are you my Q? Were you at the hotel? Please tell me you made it out, too. I'm still in quarantine.
Bambi?
IMPORTANT INFORMATION PLEASE READ
The person who just posted a little while ago by the name of Oswin Oswald, some of you might've heard about her, some of you might not, some of you might know her from my television show, some of you might've seen her when she arrived through the Portal.
She says that she's trapped inside the cockpit of a crashed spaceship. She isn't.
The truth is, she was genetically altered against her will and turned into a Dalek, which if you know from my universe, is basically a xenophobic, murderous race that lives inside a practically indestructible transport system that looks like this. My people fought a war against them which lasted around thirty thousand years, and despite their ridiculous appearance, are pretty formidable, feared, and hated.
In a struggle to keep her humanity, Oswin has built up this psychological defense mechanism where she's blocked the trauma of being turned into a Dalek, and has come up with his alternative explanation of what's happened to her.
For the time being, please don't tell her the truth. I'm [...] trying to work something out.
I'd appreciate it.
Training starts Monday.
Location: Base
Schedule: Here.