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Sep. 27th, 2018


[info]winterfalcon

Television show hosted by Sandi Toksvig and Noel Fielding (4,5,7,4,3)

T _ _ / _ R _ A _ / B _ _ _ I _ H


eta:
Star of La La Land

_ _ _ _ / _ O _ L _ _ _

They should make crosswords for people who spent the last ten years being brainwashed and on the run instead of watching tv.

Sep. 21st, 2018


[info]winterfalcon

[Bucky (MCU)]
That bird won't leave me alone.
[/]

eta:
Where does the mass go when magic turns something big into something small?

Sep. 16th, 2018


[info]drchakrabarti

Hello there! I'm Dr. Chakrabarti. While I'm relatively new here and it's a Sunday morning after a ridiculous event, I highly urge anyone that went to the ball yesterday to come in for an once over, even if you were not injured or otherwise affected by last night's events. You may be asymptomatic or may not realize something's off.

Also, it'll give me a chance to get to know everyone here and give me a baseline to work off, in case something in the future happens where you need a doctor in your life. I've been told that people are skittish about blood draws around here, so rest assured, I'll only be doing that and any tests only if you consent to them. You should be getting checked up yearly anyway, so you might as well get it done now. Added bonus: you get to talk to me and I absolutely think I'm hilarious company.

I'll be down at the Bureau's medical wing all day today, so feel free to call in ahead of time to see how long, short, or non-existent the queue is so you're not waiting around forever. And if you like waiting, bring a book! I recommend Crazy Rich Asians for a fun read. I devoured that and the rest of the books in its series within a week.

EDIT: So far it looks like that people have been affected by the fairies. Things we are seeing so far: Tinkerbellism (Approximately six inches tall), going giant, spewing out the truth, and transforming into animals (wolf, horse, and bird). Possibly a coma like sleep as well, still looking into those cases. Vomiting pearls when trying to speak. Intangibility. Decaying - Those of you suffering from this one, I highly recommend finding a large freezer and sitting in it immediately. Or anyone with ice powers that can cool you down. At the very least, put those ACs to use asap. Mutism.

If you believe you can assist with any of these things, please find the person afflicted on this post and offer your help.

EDIT 2: If there are any animal specialists available, we may have some people that might appreciate you looking them over. Also, any psychologists or therapists being on standby would be appreciated.

Sep. 14th, 2018


[info]ofrivertribe

Filter: Wakanda House
This is no longer about wearing a pretty dress to the ball. I mean, I was joking before but not anymore. I will be going. If you still want to join, Okoye, the offer is open.

Sep. 5th, 2018


[info]winterfalcon

What Is He Thinking


[ooc click to embiggen]


[Bucky Barnes (MCU)]
Are you and Natasha having sex?

Sep. 4th, 2018


[info]thiefjuice

Where do people go when they just vanish? Is there a place here they go?

What happens to them?

Sep. 3rd, 2018


[info]childofthor

I say this with great annoyance (recognizing that likely no one here is to blame):

Avengers, assemble.

Meaning, is there anyone here who actually knows who I am?

Aug. 30th, 2018


[info]winterfalcon

Why didn't anyone tell me you can change the picture on the phone?

Aug. 26th, 2018


[info]otkazatsya

Has anyone here ever made goat milk cheese before? Because I am apparently very, very bad at it, and I don't know how I'm doing it wrong.

Hot sauce was so much easier.

Aug. 14th, 2018


[info]antifa

voice-to-text

Awight.

We aww agwee dat dis is unusuwah. But we'he used to dat here. We shouwd assesh who aww has been affected and aww be vewy vewy caefuww untiw--caefuww untiw--we should exacise caution untiw we undastand what hash happenedd.

So we need to detahmine wh iz affected and if you n3ed hewp, contact the wesettlement buwwo

But I hope we can aww hewp our neighbas untiw this is sowted owt.

Aug. 4th, 2018


[info]docbrucebanner

[Posted Early in the morning, not long after this scene takes place]

Shit, okay, so Tony had a memory upgrade and with it a horrible injury. Stab wound by a large blade, piercing all the way through his abdomen, coming out the other side. Internal organs are likely to be damaged. Tony's got his nanotech to close the wound and stop the bleeding, but he needs immediate medical attention. We don't want to take him to a local hospital, because how the hell are we going to explain this?

This is a real emergency, we need immediate help. I'm freaking out here

Aug. 1st, 2018


[info]winterfalcon

[filtered to normal Steve*]
*(MCU canon, that is)

Do you think it's a trick?

Jul. 29th, 2018


[info]afrofuturist

tfw no one brings you back a tiny antelope

Jul. 23rd, 2018


[info]thiefjuice

Okay, I still don't like this, and I still don't approve of leaving home. But I have been told that this is the best method to work out what is what.

I'm Parker. I don't like this. But I'm here.

Who knows how to run a business? I need tips.

Jul. 22nd, 2018


[info]whyisgamora

Are we still doing spoilers for Infinity War? There's a load of them under this cut )

Jul. 20th, 2018


[info]wakandaforever

Greetings from Zimbabwe. )

Jul. 19th, 2018


[info]winterfalcon

Who: Falke (mentions Okoye)
Where: New York →
When: Tuesday I think (lol)
What: The start of the Wakanda team's flight to Harare. It only gets more annoying from here.
Warnings: Dissociation etc, kind of standard for him.

I I I will battle for the sun sun sun sun coz I I I have stared down the barrel of a gun gun gun gun )

Jul. 13th, 2018


[info]winterfalcon

[Natasha Romanoff]
They want me to go on a plane to Zimbabwe. I need a passport and something about my wings.

Jul. 12th, 2018


[info]withoutquestion

[Embedded video]


[Zimbabwe Team (T'Challa, Nakia, Falke, Margo)]
I have found us the following flights
UA 4185 - MAF - IAH - DEP 1405 / ARR 1538
UA 46 - IAH - FRA - DEP 1815 / ARR 1015
LH 572 - FRA - JNB - DEP 2005 / ARR0830
SA 22 - JNB - HRE - DEP 0930 / ARR 1215

We will leave Tuesday at 1 pm, arrive late morning in Harare where we can acquire visas. From Harare to the Preserve is a 5 hour ride for which we shall acquire a car. Falke and Ms. Hanson, should you not have valid passports, please arrange such with the Resettlement Bureau immediately, as well as any medical paperwork which may be required for your wings. Anything that cannot go on the flight can be brought in by teleporter, but we will be appearing for all intents and purposes as a technical, philanthropic mission.

Our return travel is largely similar but through Heathrow instead. We should be back August 5th unless that date needs to change.

Temperatures this time of year are highs in the mid-20s, lows in the mid teens with little expected rainfall.

Jul. 11th, 2018


[info]wakandaforever

Wakanda's place of residence has security measures. Please, for your safety, avoid including it in your pranks.

[ FILTERED TO OKOY, SHURI, & MARGO HANSON EDIT: FALKE EDIT2: NAKIA ]
The Zimbabwe Parks and Wildlife Management Authority has been having some difficulty enforcing their anti-poaching measures, due to a particularly terrible group of poachers. The Zambezi Elephant is in danger, as a result.

Would any of you care to join me to find a solution? This one will be a little more...active than the last project we were on. Margo, I included you because you mentioned you were interested in doing something more with your summer.

Jul. 8th, 2018


[info]thestoic

Send me back. I don't even have my axe here.

Jul. 5th, 2018


[info]winterfalcon

Don't assassinate anyone today.

I forgot people made so much colourful food in America.

Jun. 26th, 2018


[info]prettybitchin

My hair is getting too long.

Jun. 25th, 2018


[info]tinysteve

the morning after the plot

So last night?

That kind of thing happen regularly around here?

Jun. 24th, 2018


[info]ofrivertribe

I saw the greenery and thought that we -- or at least I -- had been transported back to Wakanda. I don't remember my country having unicorns or faeries.

Or trees that attempted to pull you underground. What sort of magic is this?

Jun. 25th, 2018


[info]winterfalcon

(just pretend this is later in the day)

I HAVE FEATHERS AND NO GUNS.

Jun. 16th, 2018


[info]withoutquestion

[Filtered to Bucky Barnes (canon), Falke, Nakia]
One of you are familiar with rhinoceros, yes?

I will need to leave town
[Filtered to Natasha Romanoff, Peggy Carter, Ianto Jones]My primary duty calls me outside of Tumbleweed for the foreseeable future. While I thank you for the opportunity to work together in protecting the portal, I must resign my post at the Resettlement Bureau effective tomorrow evening.

Thank you for your understanding.

Jun. 15th, 2018


[info]phasing

It's always been part of the Xavier school to teach us how to use our powers — either to make sure we don't hurt people or that we can protect people. We haven't really been doing that here. That doesn't seem to be an option anymore. There's the whole thing where portals keep opening up over the town and now across the world, and when that happens our children may get separated or want to contribute when we get attacked by krakens and robots and giant spiders and pirates.

During the course of the year, we've been asked to offer defense and survival classes. We've taken this to heart and starting next fall, we will officially be offering those courses. That doesn't help during the summer, so with that said, the Ellie Phimister School is offering a summer program to those 18 and under, Monday through Friday, which will focus on physical fitness, first aid, combat, and survival basics in new environments each week. The classes will start July 2 and end on August 17. They are not mandatory, and students can arrive or leave when suits their (or their guardian's) schedule. This is strictly for those of you who want to learn how best to survive in some of the various situations against some of the potential bad guys who might pop through the portal.

The course will include virtual training in the X-Mansion's Danger Room, under supervision, with field trips as well. Lunch will be provided. The tentative schedule for the course can be found here.

If you'd like to sign up for this program, please contact us on this post. We will need written permission from your guardian, as survival and combat scenarios do have risks. If you are interested in volunteering to assist with the course, please contact us here as well. We will have interviews to find those who are best qualified in a variety of ways.



And as a side note, anyone who would like to have dance lessons over the summer, let me know. Of all ages, not just under 18 year olds. I'll be hosting classes at the school for Beginners, Intermediates, and Advanced dancers. The classes would be twice a week for each. 6-8pm Monday (Beginners), Wednesday (Intermediate), Friday (Advanced). Then 10am-12pm (Advanced), 1-3pm (Intermediate), 3-5pm (Beginners) on Saturday.

Jun. 14th, 2018


[info]winterfalcon

If I put a tank somewhere, would they notice?

Jun. 7th, 2018


[info]whatthebucky

Anyone doing anything for Pride?

Jun. 3rd, 2018


[info]spidergwen

voice-to-text

Dear residents of pecan place. I really hope the walls are soundproof. Otherwise, I'm so sorry for the drum-banging. The portal decided to gift me with those some days ago, and I've been trying to grow accustomed to using them again without sight.

Needless to say, I'm seriously rusty.

Jun. 2nd, 2018


[info]winterfalcon

You can buy a machine that makes 110lb of ice a day for $620. Or you can buy four machines that make 26lb of ice a day for $100 each, which is a lot cheaper.

Jun. 1st, 2018


[info]cutslike

I am doing "market research". I understand this is very important to running a successful business.

How many people here use swords, blades and other edged weapons as their preferred method of fighting or defense?

How many people here are interested in acquiring an a blade or require a blade with unusual specifications or qualities?

Thank you for your response!


[Annie]
I would like to start a business. I have been reading up on it on the internet. I thought as a successful business owner yourself, you could walk me through the process you went through to get started?

[Gansey]
Would you be interested in an apprenticeship? I thought after our discussion at the party you might be interested in the art of bladesmithing.

May. 27th, 2018


[info]littlespider

Barnes. James. Lillie.

Might be time to throw out your Spam.

May. 23rd, 2018


[info]cutsthewire

[Friends and Colleagues* of Both Tony Starks]
In honor of Tony Stark the Younger somehow managing to reach the age of 21, you are invited to come and take advantage of free food and drink at my place in honor of his achievement, Saturday, June 2 at 6 PM.

Yes, I suppose it's also my birthday too, but I just celebrated it a few months ago. A hasty exit will be given to anyone who reminds me of the fact that Tiny is less than half of my age.

[Tony Stark (904913)]
Don't forget, birthday grill out on Tuesday. Bring whomever you want.


[* Includes Avengers, Guardians, and associates in-game or any universe]

[info]earpish

Why??

I'm supposed to be the widow of a creepy skull that belongs to the demon son of this super evil witch that tried to murder meeee. NOT GET IT BACK ALL GOOD AND NORMAL. Okay, I don't know if I actually married it, but there was a ritual thing and the Blacksmith never said I wasn't. She never said I was either, but!

No one wants a skull for a present. WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED?

May. 21st, 2018


[info]chainsawheart

**IMPORTANT**

Alright. I'm making teleporter bracelets that can take you to the dinosaur island place in an emergency. Bonus: they can also take you home, wherever your home is here in Tumbleweed, either from the island or from somewhere else dangerous. So if you're in trouble here, you can go to the island, and if you wander off and get into trouble somewhere, you can get out of it by teleporting home. The bracelets can also bring pets, people nearby, or important belongings along with you, as long as you're touching them.

Here's how they work:not an IC cut; just cut for length )

RAVEN BOYS + BAELFIRE + FRAY + MARCY
You all get your own customized ones for free, because I made them already. You'd better like them.

**OOC: you don't have to respond to this in order to pretend that your character got a bracelet. If they want one, they've got one. But if they want a custom order at least give me an OOC heads up about it pls :)

May. 19th, 2018


[info]heyeveryone

Previous netpost attempts. )

My name is Peter Parker. I'm fifteen years old. I'm pretty quiet and won't cause any problems. Seriously you won't even notice I'm there. I need a guardian before I can leave so if you've got a spare couch or anything I'd really appreciate it.

May. 20th, 2018


[info]winterfalcon

Having magic was weird. I could never figure out if I'd forgotten doing something or it just happened.

And I got water all over the floor and Pup went and lay in it. I think he was cooling down but now I have to brush all the tangles out.

May. 19th, 2018


[info]winterfalcon

deliveries (sometime after midnight)

Sitting on Steve's inside window sill )


In [MCU] Wanda's garden )


On the back patio of the Wakanda house )


In [MCU] Tony Stark's mailbox )


Outside Bruce's window )

May. 14th, 2018


[info]winterfalcon

filtered to Steve Rogers; cut for Jay bc of back pain stuff, potentially also Infinity War spoilers )

May. 12th, 2018


[info]nebula

Where is Stark and what have you done with him?

[There will be Infinity War spoilers in these comments.]

May. 11th, 2018


[info]winterfalcon

Who: Falke + his Absol
When: Friday morning
Where: From his place to the Wakandans' roof
What: Falke has a canon update bad dream and needs to get out of his place
Warnings: References to the events of Infinity War, or close enough

people in power can edit the past / can put your hands behind your back / to read you someone else's rights / first the sirens then the lights / that looks like your ride )

May. 8th, 2018


[info]youaresocute

[MCU Avengers]

Have you seen Clint? I called him down for breakfast, but ...

May. 2nd, 2018


[info]whatthebucky

I need a new breakfast place, I can't deal with the sorry excuse for pancakes JJ's has. Recommendations?

And has anyone seen this asshole around? He answers (when he feels like it) to Kap.

[ FILTERED TO TRISH WALKER & MAYA LOPEZ ]
Thank you for letting me stay at the townhouse and thank you for letting me grumble at wood on your rooftop. I should be done your rooftop retreat within the week.

[ FILTERED TO PH, FAMILY, & FRIENDS ]
So The past couple of weeks I've been working on reworking my go to outlets for when things get frustrating and for when I can't handle a situation anymore. I think I've set up some strong methods with dealing with this that don't involve spiraling down bad paths, so I'm ready to go home and resume my life.

I'm going to work on finding a job next, so if you have any recommendations, hit me.

[ FILTERED TO TEAM AMERICA HOUSE ]
If you guys are ready for it, I'd like to come back home.

[info]rebornhunter

My Rockruff's disappeared on me. Haven't seen him since this afternoon, and I thought he'd just be playing around on camp with Percy's dogs but I haven't seen him.

Please let me know if you've managed to spot him!

Apr. 28th, 2018


[info]winterfalcon

Are there any island portals that anyone can reach?

[Natasha Romanoff]
Can you sell some stuff for me?

Apr. 18th, 2018


[info]forestry

tw for drug use and ptsd in comments

What do you jerks all do when you can't sleep?

[JEAN GREY]
You still wanted the rocking chair, yeah? You didn't pop yet? Chair's got your name on it.

[ANNIE ODAIR]

I'm sorry I yelled at you. I'm sorry for the whole thing. Thank you.

I still want to do the shop with you, I was lying when I said I wasn't going to talk to you anymore. We should come up with a name for it. That Warren guy's going to want a good show.

[DOCTOR TYPES]
You guys are doctors, right? What do you do for insomnia? Real bad insomnia, in my opinion. Can you help me out?

Apr. 15th, 2018


[info]walkman

Attached is quick camera picture of a Parademon

What the hell is that?

Apr. 12th, 2018


[info]clods

Log Date 9 13 10.

It seems that Pumpkin and Bounsweet have become the very best of friends. I find them nestled together in Steven's laundry basket in my bathroom. From time to time, they enjoy running around together near the river. Pumpkin has decided not to sleep with me when I decide to rest my eyes. My insides hurt.

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