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Sep. 30th, 2018


[info]captcommunist

presents for Kamala )

[info]captcommunist

Hands.


Kamala Khan
Anything you want for dinner tomorrow?

Bucky Barnes (PH)
Can you lie yet?

Sep. 25th, 2018


[info]littlespider

I need a headcount on who is still cursed and who isn't. Especially you, Fort Neill.

[info]birbmerica

Just a check in on how everyone's doing. Between kidnappings, people decaying, truth spells and transformations this has already been a little more fucked up than a lot of what goes on here and it doesn't help that it's really dragging on for some of us. I obviously can't do my day job like this so I've got a lot of free time if anyone needs to talk, about this or anything else. You can pretend to be a Disney princess or something.

Sep. 23rd, 2018


[info]tinysteve

[Friends & Acquaintances*]
So, I'm in a little bit of a bind. Peggy moved out and today so did Jarvis. I'm still only six inches tall right now so I can't really get around by myself just yet. Anyone got a spare shoebox I can sleep in? Promise I don't take up much space. It's completely temporary, people's curses are lifting every day. I'll promise to be out of your hair as soon as I'm back to my normal height.

*A super broad filter, except it does not include Peggy, Jarvis or Bucky (PH). Why? Bucky (PH) is out of town and Steve isn't entirely sure where Peggy moved out, but he's trying to avoid making anyone feel guilty or awkward. But he's also a total idiot and might be wrong.


[Peggy Carter]
Jarvis moved out with Howard. Howard has extended an invitation for me to stay with him while I'm unable to open doors. I don't like the idea of you moving out. It doesn't sit right with me. You invited me to stay with you when I got here, and I'm grateful for it.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, the place is yours. It should be yours, if you want it. I'll let you know when I can report back to the base. No change yet.

Sep. 22nd, 2018


[info]starkthefirst

I HAVE A SON?!

Jarvis, I need a drink.

Peg, help me out here, will ya?

Steve! How... how friggin many of you are there?

....that's one hell of a smooth process for newcomers. How long has this been happening for them to get it that perfect?!

I HAVE A SON??!!?!??!

Sep. 21st, 2018


[info]katebishop

So who's still affected by curses? And is there anything I can do? Like bring you bird seed or go to the butcher shop for animal leftovers? Maybe you need buckets for all those pearls?

Sep. 16th, 2018


[info]otkazatsya

Oh, thank the saints, that bird thing has worn off. That was weird.

Alina's still asleep, though, so [...] for the next couple of days, at least, my classes at the gym will be canceled.

[info]binders

all voice to text.

I AM FREAKING OUT. THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. FIRST BOOK DEATHS FOR A DRESS, AND NOW I AM A BIRD?

Sep. 17th, 2018


[info]birbmerica

Sep. 16th, 2018


[info]drchakrabarti

Hello there! I'm Dr. Chakrabarti. While I'm relatively new here and it's a Sunday morning after a ridiculous event, I highly urge anyone that went to the ball yesterday to come in for an once over, even if you were not injured or otherwise affected by last night's events. You may be asymptomatic or may not realize something's off.

Also, it'll give me a chance to get to know everyone here and give me a baseline to work off, in case something in the future happens where you need a doctor in your life. I've been told that people are skittish about blood draws around here, so rest assured, I'll only be doing that and any tests only if you consent to them. You should be getting checked up yearly anyway, so you might as well get it done now. Added bonus: you get to talk to me and I absolutely think I'm hilarious company.

I'll be down at the Bureau's medical wing all day today, so feel free to call in ahead of time to see how long, short, or non-existent the queue is so you're not waiting around forever. And if you like waiting, bring a book! I recommend Crazy Rich Asians for a fun read. I devoured that and the rest of the books in its series within a week.

EDIT: So far it looks like that people have been affected by the fairies. Things we are seeing so far: Tinkerbellism (Approximately six inches tall), going giant, spewing out the truth, and transforming into animals (wolf, horse, and bird). Possibly a coma like sleep as well, still looking into those cases. Vomiting pearls when trying to speak. Intangibility. Decaying - Those of you suffering from this one, I highly recommend finding a large freezer and sitting in it immediately. Or anyone with ice powers that can cool you down. At the very least, put those ACs to use asap. Mutism.

If you believe you can assist with any of these things, please find the person afflicted on this post and offer your help.

EDIT 2: If there are any animal specialists available, we may have some people that might appreciate you looking them over. Also, any psychologists or therapists being on standby would be appreciated.

Sep. 13th, 2018


[info]hawksarrow

[Avengers + Anyone Who Lives in the Avengers' House]

As you may recall, I'm outnumbered at home and have no backup. Which is fine when I'm around, but I don't like leaving the kids alone in the house. Especially not with things as crazy as they are around here.

Avengers ... do you mind if we move in?

Sep. 8th, 2018


[info]hawksarrow

[Friends/Avengers/Babysitters]

I'll need someone to take the kids for a few days. Cooper's old enough to take care of the other two occasionally, but he's not quite to "cook three squares" level, yet.

Any takers?

[info]thundering

DAUGHTER!

[info]waspish

Hello! My name is Nadia Van Dyne. I'm new here, but I hear that's a common occurrence in this world. Jarvis has been kind enough to explain some of it to me, but it's all so overwhelming. This whole portals to an alternate world seems exciting and all but... I was hoping to get back to my friends. They were in danger when I left and even my communicators haven't worked.

I was told some of them, or some version of them, may be here? I don't know all of their real names, secret identities and everything. But if anyone has seen a boy my age named Sam, I'm worried about him.

Anyway! If I'm stuck here, maybe it'd help to make some new friends. Is everyone here from other places too?

Sep. 5th, 2018


[info]antifa

[Filtered to Avengers and FNRB]
Anyone else get that CNN push notif?

Sep. 4th, 2018


[info]whatthebucky

Favorite snack foods, go.

[ FILTERED TO PEGGY CARTER & NATASHA ROMANOFF ]
Hey, what do I do to go about getting guardianship over a minor around here? Hers got sent back recently.

Also, did you know Reduced Fat Cheese Cheeto Puffs existed? What's even the point?

Sep. 3rd, 2018


[info]childofthor

I say this with great annoyance (recognizing that likely no one here is to blame):

Avengers, assemble.

Meaning, is there anyone here who actually knows who I am?

Aug. 24th, 2018


[info]flyfightwin

[ FILTERED TO HENRY MILLS' PARENTS + TONY STARK ]*
Good afternoon. My name is Jim Rhodes and I help Tony Stark look after Peter Parker, who I believe you know as Henry's friend. The three of us are planning a trip out to California this weekend and we were wondering if Henry would like to join us so that Peter has company his own age?

Unfortunately, teenagers think they're too cool to hang out with old men like Tony and I.

[*ooc; This part of the post is backdated to 8/22.]

Black Ops Group! )

[ FILTERED TO SARA LANCE ]
You got me Balam Komarov. He's the one loose end that I want to take out, before I give this a rest.

You in?

Aug. 22nd, 2018


[info]nobullshit

[Sam Wilson (616)]
Hey, I haven't heard from you in a while and just wanted to check in and see how you're doing.

Aug. 21st, 2018


[info]emeraldserpent

[Audio Post]

Oh Avengers. You may wish to find some pants for your dear captain and come to Toon Town before your friend does something he'll regret.

... Banner. Don't you dare. Remember the ship? We all got along marvelously on the ship.

Banner! Put me down this instant! No smashing!

Aug. 20th, 2018


[info]docbrucebanner

Turning into a lego has made me a master builder

[not an ic cut] )

This is cool.

I'm heading for Toon Town, does anybody want a lift?

Aug. 14th, 2018


[info]antifa

voice-to-text

Awight.

We aww agwee dat dis is unusuwah. But we'he used to dat here. We shouwd assesh who aww has been affected and aww be vewy vewy caefuww untiw--caefuww untiw--we should exacise caution untiw we undastand what hash happenedd.

So we need to detahmine wh iz affected and if you n3ed hewp, contact the wesettlement buwwo

But I hope we can aww hewp our neighbas untiw this is sowted owt.

Aug. 13th, 2018


[info]captcommunist

I know I've been sort of under the radar this last week so I figure I should probably confirm my melee training session at the gym tomorrow is going ahead as normal.

Aug. 10th, 2018


[info]mister_doctor

[Private to the Avengers (all)]
This message is in regards to Loki.

Loki is convinced that the only thing that has been keeping the Avengers from ganging up on him was Thor. With Thor's disappearance, Loki expects the Avengers to come after him (lock him away, kill him, what have you).

I have my own opinions on the matter, but I want to know what yours are, including, hopefully, a general consensus from the Avengers.

Aug. 9th, 2018


[info]captcommunist

Who else?


eta:
Link
Steven Universe
John Murphy
Johanna Mason
Rick Jones
Echo
Wanda Maximoff (616)
Eleven
Ellie Phimister

Aug. 7th, 2018


[info]flyfightwin

black ops group! )

Aug. 3rd, 2018


[info]captcommunist

That was Misty.

Jul. 24th, 2018


[info]getinthebag

cut for image )

Jul. 22nd, 2018


[info]katebishop

RHODEY'S BLACK OPS GROUP:
'Sup newbies?

And some of your old people.

Codenames, bros. We need them. If you have one already, then aces. If not and you don't wanna come up with one, then hit me. I'll come up with one.

Remember this is for communications, so it needs to be something we can easily say, and not get confused with someone else's name.

Jul. 15th, 2018


[info]flyfightwin

sent to the black ops recruits* )



filtered to black ops group )

Jul. 14th, 2018


[info]dothequake

[Texts to Maria]

» Nbd but
» Okay actually BD
» Tomorrow is Jan's birthday and I didn't even realize until TODAY
» The time's all off
» My mind was thinking it was a while off still
» BUT IT'S TOMORROW!

[Filtered to general Marvel & Jan's friends, minus Jan]
SOOOOOO...Tuesday. Prepare yourselves. For Jan's birthday party. We'll be hosting it here at the Avengers Academy. Um. So please come to [Address].

It'll be great. 100%.

Jul. 13th, 2018


[info]uprise

[Sam Wilson, Captain America (616)]

Hey. When is the soonest I can see you? Or talk to you? Both?

Jul. 11th, 2018


[info]flyfightwin

[ FILTERED TO TONY STARK (MCU) ]
So this is me swallowing my pride
Standing in front of you saying I'm sorry for that night
.

In all realness, I'm sorry for letting the rest of my shit boil up and taking it out on you. I'm coming back tonight. Is that okay with you?

[ FILTERED TO BLACK OPS GROUP ]
Human traffickers. A group operating out of Nova Scotia. Why Nova Scotia? Guess we're going to find out, but they're trading Americans, so that's why they're getting us involved.

Riggs, Echo, Lance. I want you three out there to gather intel. Flights have been booked for you to go out tomorrow night and you can pick up your IDs for this mission at the Facility anytime tomorrow morning. I'll send you what we already have, but your goals are the following: find out where they are holding those that we're trying to rescue, find out how big of a ring this is, call for backup if you need it, go in and leave the bad guys in a position to be arrested, and save the victims. Standard stuff.

Who is available to work comms? Shifts of ten hours until the mission is done.

[info]boywhobelieves

I now have the COMPLETE COLLECTION of "aliens" from the crash landing. Which this time around look a loooot like people we know.

[Pretend there is a photo of the Displaced First Contact and extras from the big fight action figures here]

Jul. 10th, 2018


[info]cutsthewire

[VIDEO: security cam footage from several angles of three poorly-disguised individuals wearing Iron Man Halloween masks toilet papering Tony's mansion, with the following shaming caption:

We used to be Avengers, but now we TP houses to make ourselves feel alive again.]

Jul. 6th, 2018


[info]flyfightwin

FILTERED TO THE BLACK OPS GROUP MINUS CHARLOTTE WELLS )

FILTERED TO CHARLOTTE WELLS )

[info]captcommunist

[Tony Stark (MCU)]
Must've taken you a long time to set up those fireworks, huh.

Jul. 4th, 2018


[info]captcommunist

Who: YOU?
Where: The Barton farm
When: July 4, 2.30ish onwards
What: So many birthdays! Steve, the other Steve, America, the other America...

Cause this is our year/ So wake me up in the Spring/ While I’m high off my American dream )

Jul. 3rd, 2018


[info]thewhisperer

Remember to leave milk and cookies out for Captain America, when he comes to leave presents under your flag. I stole this joke. Love, Rick Jones.

[info]noicetoitsmort

Network Post: Jake Peralta

OK, so, now portkeys or whatever are real and we're in Texas which definitely was not one of our honeymoon destination options. This is fine. Being in quarantine is totally fine and we definitely aren't freaking out. I'm sure Amy totally accounted for "becoming a TV show" in her disaster scenarios. Cool, cool, cool.

Are we going to meet Walker, Texas Ranger? See the Friday Night Lights? OOO! Is everything actually bigger in Texas? But if everything's bigger, is everything the same amount of embiggened? How would you know unless you had something from outside of Texas for scale? Will I be like King Kong when I go home? Why do people outside keep talking about "shrank wool eyes"? "Tranquil eyes"?

Jul. 2nd, 2018


[info]kamala

Quick PSA! If you have pets and you're looking for a way to keep them calm, have at it with relaxing music. It works on my little fur-baby just fine.

I don't remember how 4th of July was held here last year (I think it was around the time when the portal decided to make me disappear and then reappear later), but I know my favorite past time with family was always going to a fireworks festival in Jersey City and watching the NYC display from the Jersey shoreline. Anyone wanna go? We should totally make plans to at least go see the festivals before the fireworks, for the pups.

Jun. 30th, 2018


[info]flyfightwin

WHO: The Invited
WHEN: June 30th, 2018 - 5 AM
WHERE: Undisclosed Location
WHAT: Those that showed an interest in the black ops group. The Facility
WARNINGS: None
STATUS: IC/OOC

The location that the group was invited to was a clearing in middle of Miller's Woods. )

Jun. 29th, 2018


[info]captcommunist

I know we're all looking forward to a good old fashioned cookout on Sunday, but in anticipation of waking up on Monday all sad that now you don't have a cookout to look forward to I would like to remind everyone that Wednesday is a holiday. The birthday of our great nation*, and also of our great Steve Rogerses**, and we'll be celebrating both of those Wednesday afternoon at the Barton's place, right by the Avengers Compound. Remember, he's very shy, so we have to make sure that anything embarrassingly over the top is celebrating the country, not the person(s).

Except the cake. There will be cake and someone's going to have to blow out all the candles.


*I'm actually legally obliged to say this, it's a clause in the Captain America job contract
**I'm only morally obliged to say this, it's a clause in the friendship job contract

Jun. 27th, 2018


[info]antifa

So I've not been here long, but I'd love a chance to get to meet people face to face.

So I'm going to be grilling in the Park in Council 8 on Sunday afternoon. If anyone wants to stop by for a burger and some age appropriate cold beverages*, maybe play some frisbee, we'll make room for you.

ETA: And juice for Clint Barton.

Jun. 28th, 2018


[info]captcommunist

[Bucky Barnes (original flavour)]
Oh my god. I just realised he doesn't know about elvish wine now. I was thinking about sangria for the 4th, too. It would be kinda mean to let him get drunk when he doesn't even know it's possible. We should probably warn him, right? Especially if Tony's still comi

Jun. 25th, 2018


[info]amistynight

SAM WILSON 616:
I'm dragging Jones out of the house for a night. Don't wait up.
JESSICA JONES:
How about you and me head to the Waterin' Hole, play some pool and drink?

[info]captcommunist

Hands up who's lost. I think I can give you something a little more reliable than floating lights to follow.

Jun. 23rd, 2018


[info]antifa

Hello people of Tumbleweed.

I'm Steve Rogers, and I was told I that I should introduce myself on here. And also to not say it exactly in that way.

[info]captcommunist

Probably should have thought of this earlier, but I've had a talk with my manager and she's cleared me to be out of the office Tuesday afternoon to do a college prep seminar at the community centre. Anyone who is thinking about enrolling, whether you're looking at the community college, Tumbleweed University campus, University of Texas, or something else entirely, if you haven't been to university before this will probably be useful.

Since we've got people who aren't from a world similar to this, I'll start with half an hour on the complete basics. That'll be 1pm-1.30pm, so people who know vaguely how university works can skip that part. From 1.30 we'll go through enrollment, picking a major (or not picking one) and choosing classes, as well as online study and how that works.

So. Tuesday, 1.00 or 1.30pm, community centre.

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