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Sep. 26th, 2018


So I know there are people here who work with the police department.

Let me introduce myself. I'm Detective Clive Babineaux, homicide with the Seattle PD thinking about throwing my hat in here. But that done, I have a few questions now that I'm not a shambling corpse.

Sep. 24th, 2018


Is everyone back to normal yet? I'm looking for a bird who happens to be a colleague of mine. I'll be damned if I landed in this place and something happened to her and I couldn't even help her.

Sep. 16th, 2018


all voice to text.


Sep. 12th, 2018


THE 99:
Your secrets upended?

If you have any secrets, you should probably spill them now so we don't end up telling them in some worse way.

Also, these faeries aren't very mysterious. They're telling us they're going to take people and then how to get them back. Whatever happened to a good mystery?

Sep. 8th, 2018


Who the hell buys the entire stock of carrot cake from the nearest bakery?!

Sep. 6th, 2018


This place is weird. Since when do rabbits in the wild have zero fear of human beings like the squirrels in Union Square? What's next? Do I turn into a cartoon rabbit now?

Aug. 15th, 2018


Considering I'm like two inches tall, Santiago, I'm going to need you to take care of a few things for me.

What kind of world did we fall in? I'm too small for my axe even.

Aug. 8th, 2018


I realized that I have not introduced myself, even though I've popped around to various posts. I'm Sergeant Amy Santiago, formerly of the NYPD and currently of the Tumbleweed Sheriff's Department. I arrived almost a month ago and would like to say that I am completely settled here, but that would be a lie. I'm not very good at lying, as Jake can attest, so it better not to ask me questions that you may not want to know my answer to.

I like stationery stores (of which there are none here), TED talks, documentaries, puzzles, and learning new things. I am a Type A personality, which means that I will most definitely get on your nerves so stuff it before I stuff you.

If you see my husband around, I recommend giving him attention, otherwise he will fight harder for it.

Why are there no good stationery or pen stores here?

Jul. 21st, 2018


WHO: The Invited + Clint Barton (616), Tina Cohen-Chang, Edwin Jarvis, James Rhodes, Rogue (1610), & Tony Stark
WHEN: July 21st, 2018 - 5 AM
WHERE: Undisclosed Location: The Faciity
WHAT: Those that showed an interest in the black ops group. The Facility

The location that the group was invited to was a clearing in middle of Miller's Woods. )

Jul. 13th, 2018


Spy types, roll call part 2.

Jul. 12th, 2018


Hello Everyone. Some of you may know me, my name is Steve Rogers and I'd like to ask for your assistance.

We're all a long way from home. Some of us have been here for some time and others are still coming in. It may not be the community we asked for, but we're all we've got. The fine folks at the Fort Neil Resettlement Bureau need your help to keep our community safe.

Each person that comes in is welcomed at FNRB. Each threat that comes through? That's assessed and dealt with by the FNRB, too. But we're understaffed. We need more guards, more staff. The pay is pretty great and so are the benefits.

Some of you have special powers or abilities. That's great. Many of you don't. We need you, too. With enough people, we can also provide time for additional training and have plenty to cover for time off. If you care about your new found community and want a way to help out, please consider signing up at FNRB.

Thank you

Jul. 11th, 2018


Alright. I'm out. What law enforcement jobs are options here?

Jul. 9th, 2018


Network Post: Jake Peralta

Good news, everyone, my EMERGENCY DONUT has been found!!!

It's an EMERGENCY donut because you break the seal only in case of emergency. And it's vacuum sealed to preserve freshness because my best friend told me being in "air" makes things "stale" and we paid WAY too much for this to let it go stale.

So, since I'm now a happily married man and that means going splitsies on absolutely everything with my smokin' hot wife: Amy, will you do me the honor of sharing this donut with me?

Jul. 8th, 2018


Send me back. I don't even have my axe here.