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Feb. 18th, 2020


Bureau guards and official volunteers:

There's talk of moving kids outside of Tumbleweed, but we don't have complete data on whether or not she'd snatched anyone outside of here. Right now, I'm recommending patrols, particularly around school times. I want no one under eighteen walking to school alone. Parents, if you want a guard who has superpowers as a bodyguard, let me know. We'll assign someone.

If you're volunteering, note that I will be picking those with powers first. Maleficent has untold magical powers, and there is no telling what she's granted to the troll-like "people."
You up for some more shifts while I get some people out on the streets? Promise not to work you to death.
Need a favor. Can you drop into Cuba and let me know if one Mistress of Evil and her troll minions are there?


Text messages: R. Lynch
» Children are being targeted.
» Is there something we can do for Opal?
» She looks the part.

Feb. 14th, 2020


With everything happening in town, and the recent departures, we've decided to forgo a party for Helena's birthday. We made this decision not long after my Uncle Percy left but hadn't discussed it publicly.

All of that being said, if anyone would like to join us tomorrow at Rapax Races, I can promise that there will be cake and go-karts. Helena has seemed to have a nice birthday this evening but I do hope that wherever my Aunt Luna is now, she enjoyed whichever birthday milestone she reached yesterday in good company and with plenty of joy.

Feb. 12th, 2020


I managed to corner one of those goblin-like creatures that have been scurrying around town, to perform a miracle on it. I told it that if it had been transformed, to return to its original form. Suddenly, it changed into a very confused woman, middle aged, wearing sweat pants. Before I could get in any words of comfort, she returned to that horrid, goblin form, kicked me in the shin and ran off!

What plans do you have for Friday? I'd much rather not spend it alone.

Feb. 8th, 2020


So forests and ravens do sound like me but i didn't do it and neither did Lindenmere

But I'm gonna need people to help me keep an eye on Lindenmere since something is messing around with the forests. I'm pretty sure it can protect itself from that world ruler person whoever or any other people but if this is some portal shit it might get overpowered

Also not sure if I should send any of my animals there since apparently pets are going missing?

Feb. 2nd, 2020


In search of job leads. Physical labor is fine. My condition is that the armor stays on.

Jan. 31st, 2020


Did everyone else get the weird note?

Jan. 12th, 2020


WHO: Ronan & Declan Lynch
WHAT: The truth spell hits the Lynch brothers
WHEN: January 11 (Gansey's bday)
WHERE: The Barns
WARNINGS: Suicidal ideation/dreams, drinking, references to violence in their pasts, I think that's it?

... )

Jan. 10th, 2020


I'm pretty sure there's a very special place in hell for people who hack other people's phones and change alarms and ringtones to HUMAN-LIKE SCREAMING GOATS for fun.

I will get you back.

Jan. 5th, 2020


» Lynch, did you happen to dream a drove of goats? Perhaps somewhere off the Barns?

Jan. 3rd, 2020


While I was searching for names for my goats, I found something that mentioned having to register your goats, so...I guess I maybe need to? Did the other people with farm animals have to register theirs, too? There are rules about it, too, so I might need help doing it.

Dec. 14th, 2019


WHO: Declan and Ronan Lynch
WHAT: Reunion at the Barns
WHEN: Friday November 13th, afternoon
WHERE: The Barns
WARNINGS: References to violence, blood/gore, poor communication skills

I didn’t do it this time )

Dec. 12th, 2019


Network Post: Hondo Ohnaka

I don't know how I came to be in a vid I have no memory of filming, but it was enjoyable to watch this "Holiday Therapy", if very fictional! Why, my sweet mother would never host so much family for something completely unprofitable and I would never take over such a venture just to "honor her memory"— that would dishonor her! Not to mention I still have very little idea what this "Christmas" is.

To the handsome young human man who was my paramour— while I do not remember our brief time together, I hope you achieve your dreams of whatever a physical therapist is. You can buy me drinks sometime to thank me.

And to everyone, YOU'RE WELCOME!

Dec. 9th, 2019


Any of you like magic forests

Dec. 7th, 2019


WHO: Ronan, Gansey, & Blue
WHAT: Ronan gets updated to Call Down The Hawk and what's left of the gangsey goes to Lindenmere
WHEN: Dec 6, very early morning
WHERE: St. Agnes church -> Lindenmere
WARNINGS: Alcohol use, mentions of character death (kinda, it's Noah and he's a ghost), some spoilers for CDTH

... )

Dec. 2nd, 2019


WHO: Ronan & Gansey
WHAT: Insomniacs up at night
WHEN: Like a week ago, a little before Thanksgiving (backdated)
WHERE: The Barns
WARNINGS: Heavy on the feels

”...” )

Nov. 29th, 2019


So is this a life of leisure situation? You've all this technology, doesn't seem to be a need to work, we all just exist?

Nov. 28th, 2019


Anyone else feel like the Santa letters get harder each time?

Nov. 21st, 2019


Baelfire was among the first of us to arrive at Mount Weather. He was so much more than just a Lost Boy, and I, for one, will not forget him.

Bae made paintings and drawings while he was here. I know there were a few that he said if he ever disappeared I could have. I was wondering if I could come by and take a look.

Nov. 17th, 2019


FIELD TRIP TO THE MOON TOMORROW! That's Monday, folks. Get it? MOONday?

Don't worry, I've already been there. No abandoned bases. No space spiders. And it's not a gigantic alien egg. Just your everyday, run of the mill moon.

It's still cool. And it's SPACE!

My class is going, but if you want to come, too then sign up here.

[Clara Oswald]
Still need to watch that stupid video.

Nov. 16th, 2019


Since the other day, the portal has gifted us some other items. Nothing appears to be quite as personal as the VHS. Our staff has gone over them and we cannot find anything mysterious or magical or problem-causing them with.

Well, except the weird swamp bird things. They're just annoying.
  • Dozens of plastic hour glasses. They only do one minute intervals though.
  • A whole bunch of horror-inspiring taxidermy animals.
  • The aforementioned swamp birds. They are ridiculously stupid. And apparently livestock so if you want one or more, come get them. Anakin called them nunas.
  • Some white balls the size of an apple. They have turned Nebula into a piglet when she dropped one. If anyone can help with that, it'd be appreciated. I really need my guard back.
  • Toeless rainboots which are, of course, useless. But if you want the material, it's yours.

The Bureau will be open at 8am tomorrow if you'd like to pick up items. Please, for the love of all things, take the nunas.

Sep. 28th, 2018


Hey, Dr. Ravi. Are you okay with being called Dr. Ravi, still? We actually met before, a couple years ago, but I pretty much assume you don't remember given how you introduced yourself all over again. I can call you Dr. Chakrabarti if you'd prefer.

Um. Right. Anyway. Hey.

Oh... uh... I was just wondering... if we wanted to ask you some stuff, do we need to make an appointment?

Added later



WHO: Ronan and Adam
WHAT: Ronan's reappearance after the faerie
WHEN: Backdated to 9/15
WHERE: The Barns
WARNINGS: Mentions of emotional and physical child abuse

... )

Sep. 21st, 2018


WHO: Gansey, Rhy Maresh & Kell Maresh (background Ronan Lynch)
WHAT: Identifying & saving Kell
WHEN: Late Saturday/early Sunday September 15/16th
WHERE: Fairy Ball
WARNINGS: Issues of self-worth, some cruelty, vague references to violence, etc. What you'd expect from a log making a deal with fairies.

He was good enough to get Kell back. )


WHO: Ronan & Gansey
WHAT: Talking after the ball
WHEN: Backdated to Monday, late morning
WHERE: Barns/Monmouth
WARNINGS: Feels, references to canon character death

... )

Sep. 18th, 2018


Midnight wolf runs. Who's in?

Also I started working on the pool again. I think it'll be done in a week or two. Pool party?

[Emma & Neal]
So, I don't want you guys to feel bad for what I did. I chose it. So like don't feel bad about it. Plus it all worked out for some reason I don't really know. Usually it's better not to question that stuff too hard.

But thanks for worrying? Is that weird to thank you for?

[Bae & Henry]
So... Emma and Neal are acting different, right?

Added: Nevermind! They're just like hit with a truth thing or something.

Sep. 16th, 2018


Did anyone figure out who these faeries were? Did anyone recognize them from their world? Did they leaving any way of contact behind?

Sep. 15th, 2018


WHO: Ronan and Adam
WHAT: Ronan disappears because faeries
WHEN: Friday evening
WHERE: The Barns
WARNINGS: Mask horror

... )

Sep. 14th, 2018


Event: Unseelie Court Ball

WHO: The Displaced and a bunch of fairies.
WHEN: From midnight until 6am. Technically early Sunday morning.
WHERE: Another dimension
WHAT: The Unseelie Court invites you to a ball. (Make sure to tag your characters as you add them). Masks arrived shortly after the Abducted were taken the prior night.

Welcome, welcome! )

Sep. 11th, 2018


Has anything "claiming" happened to people here? Has anyone disappeared today? Thirteen souls claimed that we must get back is not the most promising of invitations, even when announced politely on high quality paper in calligraphy. Given what I have seen and heard, it seems like words to be taken literally. Beyond that, it could sound promising.

Filter: Barnacles
I want us all to be ready for this ball. If we need to go, I do not want us to be banned at the door for inappropriate dress. No excuses. The trials would have been so exciting were it not for someone's soul.

Sep. 8th, 2018


post-game message

Thanks to everyone who came out and watched us play today.

[Team Vipertooths]
The old man is pretty okay, I guess. But next week we're winning. Got it? Also we're playing the Astromantulas so we should probably watch them play tomorrow and see how good they are.

Sep. 4th, 2018


Excellent news!! My birthday is this weekend! I don't really know why it's that excellent, buuuuuuut I'm excited! YAY!!!

So who wants to do something awesome for my birthday? Not really sure what that entails, but I think we could find something fun either in town or maaaaaybe not even in town. Maybe really out of town. We could go back to

Aug. 30th, 2018


Left for Eliot Waugh 2 in his room )

Left in Kylo Ren & Eliot Waugh's room )

Left for Ronan Lynchon a table in the Barns )

Aug. 26th, 2018


I had considered filtering this post, but it could also be an open debate. Daria, Torunn, and anyone else considering taking or having any interest in art history, what interests you about art and art history? What do you wish to learn? What aspects or themes, across the swath of history we cannot hope to entirely cover in a single course, do you wish to explore? What art do you like today that you would like to see the roots of?

Art has been with us a long time, and though we may only see bits and pieces of the most ancient works here, we can appreciate today the wide array of human creativity. We can see it from the highest masterpieces to book and album covers, even in the graphic design we see all around us.

Aug. 25th, 2018


[Texts to Ronan Lynch]
» Dad and Kylo are getting married
» Also I'm pretty sure all my parents are having sex now

Aug. 17th, 2018


[Filter: Quidditch Team Four*]
Not to pressure you guys but we need to completely destroy the other teams. This week has been the worst.

*Rhy Maresh, Bonnie Bennett, Fleur Weasley, Ronan Lynch, Marceline Abadeer, Alucard Emery, Charlie Weasley

Aug. 14th, 2018



*if you turn it upside down, it spells asshole ass

Aug. 11th, 2018


Okay; I read a book about this stuff and learned some stuff.

Does anyone around here do local produce growing? Apparently a community that gives back to the community is a thriving community or something. Also, local bought tends to be cheaper than mass sourced. So! I need produce.

And I'm hiring. Wait staff, cooks, bar staff. That sorta thing. Yeah. Okay.

I robbed a rich guy of some artwork and got start up for the BrewPub.

What're good interview questions for staff?

Aug. 6th, 2018


Who: Ronan Lynch and Marceline
What: Ronan tracks down his friend.
When: After Marcy & Bae’s breakup, before Bae notifies the Raven Boys.
Where: Marcy’s Dino Island House
Warnings: Sad break up feels
Status: Complete in gdocs

So are you never coming back to tumbleweed or what? )

Aug. 5th, 2018


I guess sailing's okay. It was different to see how it works when it's not a magic boat.

[Ronan Lynch]
I have a mission for you. Sort of. More like a request. I could probably do it on my own and you're not exactly the person I should probably choose if I don't want it to come back to me, but I won't get in trouble for this and the old man won't know it's because of me.

Added in later

[Kylo's Mom Leia Organa]
Hello. I need your assistance with something if you don't mind.

Aug. 3rd, 2018


So, uh, hey. Marceline and I broke up. [...] Figured I should tell you guys.

I'm going to be going out of town with Katniss here soon but maybe we could do a bonfire soon? Before school kicks back up?

Sooooooo, are we still friends?


» Will you please answer me?

Aug. 2nd, 2018


Professor Mister Xavier, can Ronan dye my hair green?

Would that be punk rock?

Aug. 1st, 2018


I just saw a commercial that said that Elmer's had glow-in-the-dark glue. I could have glow in the dark slime [...] but with glitter. This has been a great discovery. I don't even need it. I probably shouldn't buy any. I still have glitter leftover from my dream adventures.

Jul. 30th, 2018


I always start to feel nervous about what's coming next when things have been relatively calm.

Jul. 28th, 2018


I'm Eliot. I understand you've already met someone who shares a strong resemblance in name, face, and hopefully an excellent taste in vests and alcoholic beverages. Some of you have been here for some time, and I am hoping you can help me.

This isn't my first time being pulled into another world, or my second, or even third, or forth, and so on. Some of you have also been pulled into other worlds which may or may not have been purgatory like before ending up here. I'm trying to get some information on my friends? They might have mentioned a Hell Hotel? Hotel Kairos?

Paul Rovia, aka Jesus
Claire Novak
Gretel (yes, that one)
Judith Grimes
Rowena Ravenclaw
Godric Gryffindor

Just looking to see if anyone else made it out. Any information you might have would be deeply appreciated.

[Eliot's Homeworld(s)]
So, hello. I've just spent the last two years in a semi-sentient, murderous hotel. How're things?

[Quentin Coldwater]
Jesus fuck, Q. Except not literally. Are you my Q? Were you at the hotel? Please tell me you made it out, too. I'm still in quarantine.

[Margo Hanson]

Jul. 20th, 2018


I can't find any Boo Berry around here, and Amazon.com says it's unavailable, what the shit is that??

Jul. 17th, 2018


cut for pic )

This was what I witnessed yesterday when I went out yesterday. It was pretty much the funniest thing.

Jul. 12th, 2018


PSA: If you find a patch of wild blackberries, don't eat them.

Jul. 10th, 2018


[Team Barnacles]
So who wants to help me build a pool? Apparently there are rules and stuff for digging and I haven't asked Bae's mom Emma yet.

It'll probably take up most of the backyard. Back home my house was in a cave right next to a lagoon. It was pretty cool. I want it to feel like that sorta. I'll do the digging and heavy construction. I just need help with the rules and stuff.

Jul. 9th, 2018


(007) Severus Snape

I almost feel as if I woke up with someone else's hair today.

Is anyone on this network adept at selling things through the Internet?

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