February 2020




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Feb. 9th, 2020


How are your dreams these days?

And I suggest leaving the birds alone. Unless you would like to become one.

Feb. 4th, 2020


Has anybody else noticed anything irregular happening? In particular, the appearance of these goblin like creatures around town? They don't look friendly at all.

Jan. 7th, 2020


you wanna know what people eat in iceland? blood pudding. and a whole flarkin sheep's head on a plate. i been around most of the galaxy and i ain't never seen anything served up with all its teeth grinning at me

anyway i was thinking it's time to break out the waffle iron this weekend. first of the year


Have we figured out if we got money from Santa if that has to be declared on our taxes or not?

Dec. 12th, 2019



Want to see Iceland?

Nov. 30th, 2019



I'm back, but... I don't remember being here before. That is a very strange thing to hear, that I've been somewhere that I don't recall, but it is good I heard it from my sister.

Never thought I would be on Terra. It seems... nice.

I'm sorry that I failed you.

Nov. 24th, 2019


My "ears" appear to be compromised. Diagnostics are showing there is no problem, but I cannot hear anything. Not internal body sounds, nor static which my implants sometimes pick up on.

Is there someone willing to look at my implants?

Sep. 28th, 2018


Filter: Weasleys, Honorary Weasleys, friends, etc.
I have bought a small piece of land not far from the Burrow for any mechanic work I was advertising. I figured, in order to remain safe, my business, especially if it reaches out to those of us who are native to this world, ought to be in another place.

It isn't too much. Just a very small plot, enough for a garage. I was wondering if any of you would like to assist me into getting something built and running. While it is possible for me to do this all on my own, I wouldn't want to miss the opportunity to do something together with those I consider my family!

Sep. 26th, 2018


i wanna see this mickey mouse. apparently i gotta go to some disney world place to do that? someone who knows about this stuff tell me what the deal is so i don't gotta read a whole wikipedia page

Sep. 25th, 2018


I am never dressing up for a ball, party, or some other such gathering ever again.

No longer speaking in strange tales, obviously. That means I will be back to Rocket's regularly again instead of shooting things in frustration.

Sep. 17th, 2018


I'm kind of glad I didn't go to that weird party if people are getting super weird side effects.

I got lots of cool pokemon instead. It was kind of boring with no one around, though.

Sep. 6th, 2018


The news is strange for this planet today.

filter: guardians of the galaxy (yes u too nebula)
This "Paraguay" is far from us, but perhaps we may be needed there. A base is in distress.

Aug. 29th, 2018


does anyone really need all this crap they're selling for kids going to school?? not trying to make a social commentary or nothing, just wondering if i gotta buy groot 10 different size notebooks or whatever

Aug. 27th, 2018


Hey, has anyone seen Jemma around? Pretty sure she would've mentioned moving out, but I don't know, maybe things were crazy and she forgot.

Aug. 10th, 2018


special delivery for rocket )

Aug. 8th, 2018


[Flash Thompson]
Happy Birthday, dude. You got any plans or are we doing an impromptu cake and/or karaoke thing?

[Anakin Solo]
After this.

I feel as if we're rapidly approaching peek LEGO in Tumbleweed.

[ETA: Friends of Flash Thompson]
It's Flash's birthday today. There will be cake and karaoke starting at 7 PM. répondez s'il vous plaît

postscript, it's a kind of surprise thing, fyi.

Aug. 2nd, 2018



This is sacred territory and should not be touched.


I bought this and I'm having it framed. It's going in the living room. He'd of liked it. No complaints, I hope?

Jul. 30th, 2018


I'm lodging a complaint - no one's thrown a party in awhile. Someone fix this.

I'm heading out of town this weekend with Quentin and possibly Margo. I've made some ready to eat meals and they're in the freezer. Just pop them into the oven, the times for how long are on each container.

Jul. 11th, 2018


someone ate all of my lucky charms and left cereal dust in the box



There's a blackberry patch near the back of Miller's Wood and they're incredible. I might actually get sick if I eat all of these though. Anyone want some? I'm just hanging out at Camp Half-blood.

Jul. 2nd, 2018


If he has the gauntlet, he can look like anyone. He only needs the reality stone. All he has to do is will it.

Why are we sitting here?

Jun. 25th, 2018


the morning after the plot

So last night?

That kind of thing happen regularly around here?

Jun. 24th, 2018


The more I see of this planet, the less I like it.

Gamora told me I should talk to you about a job.

Jun. 10th, 2018


We've gotten three bogeys on our portal scanner, and they are not in town. Ones in Queens, another in Kearney, Nebraska, and the other is in Siberia. This is an all hands on deck situation, as we're ridiculously understaffed. Our Googler is on the internet, looking for social media related to it. So far, it's just portals. We have no idea what's coming.

I need civilians who are willing to fight whatever comes out of there and take orders.

Jun. 3rd, 2018


Everybody meet Napoleon! He looks just like his namesake, doesn't he? What an uncanny resemblance.

cut for picture, not an IC cut )


who runs the school thing for kids who can't go to normal humie school?? i got no idea how this stuff works. i got a kid i need to sign up

May. 31st, 2018


i got questions

1) isn't there some party coming up?? when's that happening?

2) who do i gotta talk to about getting groot his own phone and network account? he keeps trying to take mine

May. 26th, 2018


Cool, right?

You know what is cooler?

Experiencing it for yourself.

You've seen the movies. You've read the books. Why not give it a try for yourself? Don't forget that tomorrow, May 27th, we're having our open house at the Pit. We'll be offering free lessons for Wizards and Muggle alike. All are welcome. And if we have enough people, we'll get a pick up game going. Or if you can't make it to our open house, we will be opening officially for lessons on Tuesday, May 29th, and we want you there.

I hope to see many of you tomorrow.

Now, I need an idea of who all is coming on Monday so Snow and I can make sure we've got enough for everyone. I've seen confirmation from some of you already but if you could go ahead and let me know now if you've not confirmed with Snow?

Rocket, let the guardians know they are invited as well.

Do you have plans for the holiday on Monday?

May. 21st, 2018




We're getting drive thru!

May. 19th, 2018


Previous netpost attempts. )

My name is Peter Parker. I'm fifteen years old. I'm pretty quiet and won't cause any problems. Seriously you won't even notice I'm there. I need a guardian before I can leave so if you've got a spare couch or anything I'd really appreciate it.

May. 17th, 2018


So. I'm new here. Seem to have misplaced a team. Anybody seen 'em? They're loud. Banter inappropriately during life or death situations. Most recently seen fighting a lot of robots.

It's absolutely vital that I find them, because I'm wrecked, and I kind of need a babysitter.

Little help guys?

May. 15th, 2018


[Here be spoilers for MCU's Infinity War]

Private to MCU Universe People )

May. 14th, 2018


[FILTERED TO GUARDIANS (you, too, Nebula and Yondu)]
ok here's the ground rules because i'm updating them for the house

no one gets sucked back home through that portal

no one moves out

groot's taking mantis's old room

and we're gonna do some dinner together tonight because i want an excuse to make 10 packages of bacon

May. 12th, 2018


Where is Stark and what have you done with him?

[There will be Infinity War spoilers in these comments.]

May. 11th, 2018


ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs & ᴍᴄᴜ

Something bad has happened. My head's messed up.


WHO: Rocket & Groot
WHEN: Early this morning
WHERE: The Guardian's House
WHAT: Two Guardians remember a few things from back home...

His eyes scanned the room, frantic in their search. )

May. 5th, 2018


I have questions about the space robots. You know the ones? From the Star Wars? Or I think they are from the Star Wars. I suppose it's possible this little guy is from something else. Space robots are a common thing, I've gathered.

Is it normal for a space robot to be a thief and a squatter? I've found one hanging around the shed down at the Pit and he appears to be a little thief. I don't know how he'd be able to drag this much stuff in here on his own. Though, I suppose the little white and blue robot in the movie was capable of a lot, too. So maybe I should give this one some more credit.

Is anyone missing any paintings? They certainly aren't his. Unless he's a painter, too. Do space robots paint?

I think I'm going to invite him inside.

May. 1st, 2018



Open jam session at my house. Come whenever, leave whenever.

No freeloaders. Must sing, beat box, play an instrument, whatever. Don't care what your style is.

Bring your own snacks.

I have an extra bass or two and a keyboard, but the keyboard is from Ooo so it looks kinda different.

[Image of Marceline's keyboard] )

Whatever, I can show you how to use it.

Apr. 29th, 2018


I have been contemplating the nature of humanity and bringing back good person lessons. Quite frankly, I thought you were all mostly likely walking trashbags that would give me ample research opportunity for my own personal project I've been working on. And while many of you do in fact do terrible things, I have been humbled. You're not completely awful and your potential for self-sabotage and suffering doesn't amuse me any more like I thought it would.

The problem is you, as humans, are very psychologically fragile. So if I give advice on how to be good for the sake of benefiting you both in the every day and for your eternal salvation, likely it'll be met with the same result as when I gave perfectly reasonable good advice in an effort to make you feel insecure and give into your worst instincts. Reverse psychology is a heck of a thing.

After much thought, I've decided instead to give Bad Person Lessons. I feel this will be much easier to grasp. So without further ado, your first bad person lesson.

Your Intentions Matter.

Now, I don't want to get into a slippery slope of what ifs. Nor do I want to even try and get into the complicated algorithm and point system that weighs each and every one of your actions. We'll just keep this simple.

1. If you do a good deed for ulterior motives (like one-upmanship or a crass attempt to improve your Good Person Score®, for example) than the deed is not really good. Your motives should be pure and you should expect nothing in return for your good deed.

2. Conversely, if you do something bad, it will almost always be bad. But sometimes your intention makes it less bad than it would be if you were acting out of pure selfishness and evil. But only sometimes.

This concludes your first bad person lesson.

Apr. 25th, 2018


i'm opening up my metal and tech and random crap scrapyard for business so here's an important announcement




we're in council 5

[...] groot also wants me to mention that his rock collection is open for public viewing so if you like rocks...

we got rocks i guess

Apr. 17th, 2018


groot told me mantis is gone too

Apr. 16th, 2018


So, the good news is only two of the Galra sentries were damaged beyond repair, so those have become our supply of spare parts. The rest are in decent enough shape. Their programming has been hacked to make them friendly and on our side. That seemed like a higher priority than repairing what damage they took. Which is next on the to do list. But hey, if we have use for 18 robot sentries, we should discuss that. For now, they're in the Castle of Lions. Also, if we want to customize them further (beyond y'know their regular fighting/guard/etc duties and utter lack of a sense of humor), that's definitely possible. Never thought I would be so happy to see Galra sentries, but honestly it's great, and I wouldn't mind if other Galra robots come through. Though please, no robeasts.

Filtered: Team Voltron
We had a lot of beeps of disappearance today, and I've spent most of it in the belly of the Castle of Lions, so if you could all check in that would be great.
Filtered: Keith & Matt
So, those two sentries getting damaged beyond repair isn't necessarily the worst thing ever. Some of those parts could likely be scavenged for use in your arm, Keith, if you don't mind me using Galra tech/circuitry. I'd still prefer the mithril exterior because sentry plating just isn't anywhere close to it (or Shiro's arm).


posted earlier this afternoon

Has anyone seen Molly today? She was supposed to come round for tea, but she's quite late and I can't seem to get ahold of her. I am worried she could have been one of the many beeps we heard this morning.

Apr. 15th, 2018


Attached is quick camera picture of a Parademon

What the hell is that?

Apr. 9th, 2018



this ain't a long term job so don't get all jumpy on me. i need someone who knows their tech, can follow MY directions, and doesn't got big ass monster hands because i need some DELICATE work done and if you BREAK MY STUFF I'LL BE ANGRY AT YOU.

payment is something we can figure out. i got a stash of tech and parts. you would get first pick before i open up business to everyone else.

Apr. 5th, 2018


I do not need, nor do I want another rat or rat-like pet, thank you.

[Private to Friends and Family of Fred & George Weasely]
Because of the pirate attack, we really didn't get to celebrate Fred & George's birthday. It might be nice to do something for them while we're here?


Given the restrictions on how many Pokemon we can catch (six) and how many we can keep (one, which is one more than I was worried it would be) I imagine a lot of people will be looking to trade for what they want. Apart from the "if you see one of these please catch it for me" posts where you want people to see the request but they don't necessarily need to remember at the time who wanted it, it will be a lot easier if we keep the information in one place so none of it gets lost and people don't miss out. You should be able to bookmark a post to come back to it quickly so you can stay up to date while we're here.

All you need to put is basic info - your name, what you want (a specific Pokemon, a type, whatever), and what you've managed to catch. That way we can skim through and see what matches up.

[ooc: you don't have to do trades on both the ooc and ic posts, but some people did want to get some ic interaction with it so both ways are available.]

Unrelatedly, the dinosaur park is a tad underwhelming, but possibly worth it for amusement or the chance of finding legitimate fossils. Sometimes you can revive an ancient, otherwise extinct, Pokemon from them. (On that note, if anyone gets hold of a pterodactyl made of rock, hit me up.)

Mar. 28th, 2018


i'm signing myself the flark outta the med bay. i can be my own freakin doctor

but in the meanwhile someone tell me the crepe station's back up and running because IF IT AIN'T THEN THIS SHIP CAN GO GET SUNK

i hate cruises

also we got a pile of tech around from those pirates? i need some shit

[[OOC: CW for limb loss.]]

Mar. 22nd, 2018


i bought a postcard with a lone palm tree
silhouetted in the reds of a setting sun
thinking you might miss me
like i do you
but they said you wouldn't even notice me gone

signed wish you were here and bon voyage
til we sail through the next buoyage


hey is there a list of what rooms people are staying in??

Mar. 6th, 2018


(025) Credence Barebone

I honestly wish I could take Charity and Modesty around this place. Not that we really got to read much in the way of fairy tales growing up, but it's difficult to completely miss those stories.

[Family & Friends*]
Where are you all planning on going? I'm ready to get off the ship again.

[ooc: if you and credence talk, probably you're included]

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