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Sep. 23rd, 2018


Network Post: Crowley

Hello, boys and girls, and Moose. Name's Crowley. King of Hell. 😈

Get your freaking out or pissing yourselves or impotently threatening me out of your systems while we're not face-to-face. Let's be civil. Have me round for tea or buy me a drink. I promise I won't bite unless I feel like it.

Sep. 16th, 2018



It seems in lieu of door prizes, the fairies opted for something a little more exciting in the way of parting gifts. I'm incorporeal, which admittedly has its advantages and disadvantages. I suppose I had better get used to it, seeing as I'm destined for a future where only my consciousness lives on, should the portal ever send me back to my own timeline. Still, it is rather inconvenient.

I don't suppose anyone would like to cover my classes at university for me?

Sep. 13th, 2018


I do find it difficult for me to resist a ball, but the mysterious nature of this one has me feeling hesitant. I have no experience with faeries. Ought I be concerned if I attend?

[Filtered to Mycroft]
What do you think? Do you plan to go?

Sep. 11th, 2018


Otherworld fairies are, generally, Light. They don't usually do these kinds of balls, but there's always exceptions.

I'd recommend keeping "cold iron" on your person just in case. Do we have enough to go around? Or could we acquire enough for the Displaced?

And for god's sake, don't hit Pixie or you will answer to me.


I realize that this side of the 21st century is rather stunted technologically speaking, but you'd think that they would have managed to come up with a course management system for educators that actually works. Really, what are the incompetents at Blackboard doing with all of their development money?

Would any of my fellow educators like to schedule a standing appointment for an alcohol-fueled, sweets-riddled grading party?

Aug. 24th, 2018


WHO: The Doctor (12), River Song
WHERE: The TARDIS kitchen
WHEN: Wednesday, August 14
WHAT: Cartoon shenanigans
STATUS: Complete in gdocs

I finally figured out why you didn’t turn into a cartoon... )

Aug. 21st, 2018


posted earlier today

Did anyone else happen upon the faceless hoard of animated figures flowing out of Toontown? Although the sight of them is unsettling, they appear to have no real purpose other than simply to be. I paid a visit to Toontown and found no reason for its residents to be fleeing en masse, so I'm willing to just chalk it up to cartoon antics. Unless anyone else has any thoughts on the matter?

Aug. 15th, 2018


[Posted earlier in the morning]

I wouldn't have to do this if Murphy was still here, damn it.

I have a bit of an emergency at my flat, and could use some assistance. My breakfast became belligerently animated and won't leave. It's disrupting everything, agitating my pokemon, and I need to get ready for work. Could somebody please come over to help me catch it?

Aug. 14th, 2018


Well, this is... different. I think I look like a princess in one of those Disney films. It's unnerving, but it could be worse, I suppose, now that I've gotten over the initial shock.

Mr. Murdock, Mr. Specter, I hope you don't mind that your secretary has been turned into a drawing.

Aug. 4th, 2018


I just found out my pokemon's name, Elgyem = El - Gee - Em = L.G.M = Little Green Men, a term which Earthlings refer to extraterrestrials. A misconception really, since there really aren't a lot of races that are green. Oh, there's the Vinvocci with their spiky faces, and the Silurian but do they count since they're native to Earth and have been around much longer than humans? And of course the Raxacoricofallapatorian, even though they're a bit on the pale side.

Anyway, back to Elgyem. I'd all but forgotten I brought it back with me from Alola, it's made itself at home in the TARDIS. Actually, its made friends with her, they're getting along quite well. Elgyem's been happily fixing up the TARDIS' run down bits. At least I think its happy. Its making all sorts of happy robot sounds. I'd be more jealous if I wasn't keeping myself so busy.

OH SHOOT! Summer's almost over! I'm supposed to be teaching a class. At least I was teaching last semester. I'm still teaching, aren't I? If I am teaching, then kids sign up for my astronomy class! It'll be great. Daria, you don't have a choice, you've got to take it.

Aug. 1st, 2018


Leaving again. I might be gone a bit longer this time. See you when I get back.

We'll touch base at the Facility, get a chance to find out what we're each capable of and start planning from there. See you soon.

Jul. 19th, 2018


There's apparently a website with themed teas and I have my own tea. I'm a little curious to see how I taste. Julia, I bought your tea since we come as a two pack. Apparently our teas have hooked up.

Jul. 16th, 2018


Crash Day Beauty Contest. I know I'm a shoe-in, but can't decide what to wear.

Should I go with classy retro or recognizable fan favorite?

Jul. 13th, 2018


[Blocked From Oswin Oswald]

The person who just posted a little while ago by the name of Oswin Oswald, some of you might've heard about her, some of you might not, some of you might know her from my television show, some of you might've seen her when she arrived through the Portal.

She says that she's trapped inside the cockpit of a crashed spaceship. She isn't.

The truth is, she was genetically altered against her will and turned into a Dalek, which if you know from my universe, is basically a xenophobic, murderous race that lives inside a practically indestructible transport system that looks like this. My people fought a war against them which lasted around thirty thousand years, and despite their ridiculous appearance, are pretty formidable, feared, and hated.

In a struggle to keep her humanity, Oswin has built up this psychological defense mechanism where she's blocked the trauma of being turned into a Dalek, and has come up with his alternative explanation of what's happened to her.

For the time being, please don't tell her the truth. I'm [...] trying to work something out.

I'd appreciate it.


Interesting. Is this like Facebook2? Miss Facebook2. Could use more cat pictures. Or shirtless pictures. You're more than welcome to provide either.

Is there a word for crash landed after a crash landing? Crash landed²? Still making repairs. Thought I'd start my hellos in the meantime. Oswin Oswald, now Captain of the Starship Alaska. What's left of her anyway. I think that promotion is fair.

Current Condition: Glad to be back on Earth or a version of it at least.


Jul. 12th, 2018


I got tasked with getting codenames for the group so we don't end up compromised if our communications get intercepted.

So I'm going by Hawkeye, my usual. Rhodey's going by his usual: War Machine.

Do you have a codename you want to go by? Or do you want me to give you one? This is so cool and official

ETA: Names will be here

Jul. 9th, 2018


posted this morning

The one night I finally decide to get a little shut eye, and I become the victim of some sort of schoolgirl prank. Though, truth be told, I was always on the administering end of this sort of thing. Stapling my foster sisters' braids to the floor while they napped. Writing inappropriate words on their foreheads with permanent marker. The usual.

As for my own late night trickster, he or she apparently gave me one hell of a blow out. My hair is straighter than it's ever been and silky smooth to the touch.

It's horrible.

Jul. 6th, 2018




Jun. 30th, 2018


Thank you to all that came out to support my humble little club last night. And, of course, all my thanks to my hardworking staff that made last night possible.

My darling Kenzi and I will be holding more interviews in the coming weeks as we're still hiring for wait staff and bartending positions. Message one of us if you're interested.

And you seemed very much in your element last night in some of our more private rooms. Any interest in a position with us? I pay handsomely.

Jun. 24th, 2018


A word to the wise: if you spot a centaur, turn around and walk in the opposite direction, lest you find yourself rooted to the spot for twenty minutes while he recites lyrical poetry of middling quality.

Anyone else encountered any mythical creatures? I see from the network we're also dealing with dragons and unicorns. Any others?

Jun. 12th, 2018


First I've seen of the unusual things that happen. It isn't too different from home, but the invasions are a bit different. Last bug infestation we had was an over-sized pain in the ass of a roach. Then again, arachnoids and bugs aren't really the same thing.

The people in these places still seem to forget what happens or has this never happened spread out like this?

Jun. 11th, 2018


Sneaky spy types, roll call.

Jun. 6th, 2018


May I be among those to express my delight at last weekend's ball. It had to be one of the most enjoyable evenings I've had since my arrival through the portal. The catering was marvelous, and in particular the pastries. They were of interest to me because recently I've come across the BBC program, The Great British Baking Show, and I can't get enough! Most of the items I already know how to bake - bread, Victoria sponges, self saucing puddings, even fancy preparations such as Mille-Feuille, but there are a lot of new techniques that are exciting. Since the portal brought over all my baking equipment and supplies, I've considered taking a course.

[Private to Those Who Played Bridge With Edwin at the Ball]
Would any of you be at all interested in getting together on a regular basis for cards? In my experience, the amount of people around nowadays that know how to play bridge is few and far between, what to speak of those who even know what you're talking about. I'd love to host something.

[Private to Peggy Carter]
I have a serious question, and please be brutally honest.
Do you think I'm too effeminate?

May. 22nd, 2018


I must have been a good girl, because our benevolent portal overlord has seen fit to bestow upon me a beautiful set of wheels in just my color.

photograph attached )

May. 18th, 2018


Who: The Doctor (12), River Song
What: An invitation to the Kentucky Derby and a bit of dress-up
When: Saturday, May 5th
Where: The TARDIS
Warnings: Low
Status: Complete in gdocs

Do you have a large hat? )

May. 16th, 2018


I am not sure whose unique skill set I have been instilled with, but I do rather hope I get to keep the metabolism once this matter is resolved. The heightened senses and ability to climb walls seem rather secondary to being able to put back an entire breakfast platter at JJ's without it affecting my figure.

[Doctor (12)]
How would you feel about providing transportation to the Channel Islands on Friday for a teacher and his student? I'll make it worth your while.

May. 5th, 2018


Monday was my birthday, and I celebrated quietly with Sherlock. Dinner, then we went to see Casablanca in the park. Sherlock then got me a really cool gift, a Canon AE-1, one of those older cameras that still uses film. I used to have one a long time ago, but it broke when I moved to college. Sherlock also converted one of the upstairs rooms into a darkroom. I've been messing around by taking pictures of the flat, and I finally got around to developing some of them this weekend. Here are a few of them.

[images under cut] )

Apr. 21st, 2018


I don't remember getting in the lifeb

Did Flynn spike my beer

This makes no sense. If time was changed, then I shouldn't remember

So I get different dimensions. Alternate timelines. I remember the — portal. Blue light, getting shoved out of it into a hallway.

Is there some sort of point to all of this? Are we working on getting back to our timelines? Has anyone heard of Rittenh

Apr. 16th, 2018


Martha Jones was one of those beeps.


[ooc: forward an hour or two because I have to go out soon]

Weevils in the streets a few blocks from Fort Neill. Watch out for humanoids in dark blue boiler suits, bald, flattened wrinkled faces with very sharp teeth. They're stronger and faster than humans and can take a few bullets but they can also be taken down with tasers and a spray we formulated back home which I have a few cans of. They usually live in sewers and aren't actively aggressive unless disturbed, but they're not suited for bright light and will be disoriented and lashing out. If we can round them up or restrain them we can hold them until we find somewhere they won't bother anyone.

And if one cuts or bites you, you will need a course of antibiotics.

Apr. 10th, 2018


So you're staying with me, I won't hear any arguments about it.

Next order of business... there's a lot going on. Clearly. But I feel like we - as in the community - could benefit from an evening of being social. Where people can mingle and exchange thoughts on jobs and what they may do here now that we're in Texas.

And since the pool is here, it only makes sense that I combine the slumber party I wanted with a pool party. Thoughts?

Just checking in. Please don't overwork yourselves.

*ooc; If you've talked to him on a regular basis, you're a friend. If you've slept with him, you're a friend. If you're still unsure, ask!

Apr. 6th, 2018


[Private to River Song]
Remember the argument talk we had about me keeping that Drampa, and how I was going to build a mountainous habitat for her inside the TARDIS, and how I would fly her around Tumbleweed making all sorts of Never Ending Story references, and how I was never, ever, ever going to change my mind?
[Private to Daria Morgendorffer]
Are you taking a pokemon?

By any chance, do you play a musical instrument?


The small, pink blob was very interesting. It can become very many things. We rode an animal that was like a bull, but three tails and three gray bumps on its head. I forget what it was called. I would like very much to find one for myself. I have things to trade now. There is a squishy tentacle monster, a small not-quite dragon with baby, the angry black ball with purple mist, a over-sized bee.

I would also like to know if anyone is good at clothing. I tried the pants, but they are very tight and I don't like them. I can wear this dress I found until I am able to get more pants.

I have also discovered that people build bears on the ship, but they are not real bears. Just pillow stuffing in a bear suit. I like this one very much

Apr. 5th, 2018


I'm still trying to wrap my head around this.

Portal. Alternative universe. Cruise ship docked at a tropical island. Pokemon.

Not entirely convinced this isn't some weird dream, but alright. I'll play along and see how it goes.

Apr. 4th, 2018


Some of you have found some rather cute species of these little creatures, but I've had no such luck. The first one I have appears to be some sort of grub. The second is an orangutan creature. I can't say I'm interested in keeping either of them. They're quite hideous, really. But if anyone happens to like animals of that sort or is trying to complete some sort of collection, do let me know. I might trade for anything that might be appropriate for a pet, or I might simply give them to you. Both of these will be released before we leave the island.

At least the spa is nice.


I want to do everything this stop has to offer, Obi-Wan. I hope you'll join me on a good deal of it.
You all shared some level of return sentiment on a post I did a few weeks ago in regards to this being a second chance. Unfortunately, I was lazy, foolish, and scared to reply to you then. I am sorry.

I thought that we could all do something wildly inappropriate and, perhaps, a little dangerous. Mount Hokulani on Ula'ula is a star-gazer's paradise. I thought we could make the trek up the mountain, check out the observatory, and wait for the stars to come out. They may not be the ones we remember from home, but I bet they're spectacular.

Apr. 3rd, 2018


This is bound to be better than World History.

Do they have pizza?

Mar. 21st, 2018


I know that people come and go, and sometimes often, here, but I suppose I hadn't thought I'd lose two friends so soon. I will miss Rose and Nebula, and the long friendships that I wish we could have established.

Does anyone want to have a drink to the pair of them?

Mar. 17th, 2018


WHO: River Song, Twelfth Doctor
WHEN: While they were in port at Middle Earth
WHERE: Mirkwood
WHAT: River and the Doctor getting into trouble. What else is new?
STATUS: Complete

Let's go to Mirkwood she said! It'll be fun, she said! )

Mar. 16th, 2018


WHO: All of Displaced
WHEN: Saturday, March 17th, starting at 7pm and going well into the night.
WHERE: Explorer Lounge, Atrium, the casino across the lounge, wherever the party spills over to
WHAT: Spring Ball 2018, hosted by Princesses Allura and Zelda
WARNINGS: Maybe, maybe not?

She turned to the sunlight, and shook her yellow head, And whispered to her neighbor: “Winter is dead.” )
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Mar. 14th, 2018


I've decided that the knowledge of my death if I return means that I should explore all paths I refused to allow myself before. I have no people here to lead or protect. If I'm here, there should at least be a point to it, and this is what I've decided.

Learning, exploration, fun, love.

Mar. 13th, 2018


Oh, a ball. Finally a chance to wear some of the beaded frocks that arrived with me. I think the white one will go nicely with the tiara I bought in Camelot. It's a pity I don't have my maid here. She's able to arrange my hair so much better than I can.

It seems the only other thing that I'll need is a handsome gentleman. Are there even any decent single ones on this boat?

Mar. 9th, 2018


I managed to sweet talk a magic bean off of a dashing lady pirate in the Infinite Forest. Anyone fancy taking it for a little spin?

Mar. 7th, 2018


I'm pretty sure Rose Tyler's disappeared.

Mar. 3rd, 2018


I think I'm going to start wearing a hat. Just to change things up a bit. Need to decide which one, though.

Not a fez. And not one of those cowboy hats.

God, I'm bored. I wish the TARDIS was here.

Mar. 2nd, 2018


Fishing day! Who wants to go fishing?

What say we all attend the pool party? Because I know we're all bummed over-

Mar. 1st, 2018


Oooooookay. Well, I know for a fact I’m not nearly drunk enough for this to be an alcohol induced dream, so I guess I’ll take it as an actual thing that is actually happening.

Hi, people if Cruise Ship. I mean, it’s just about Spare Oom in Wardrobe, right? Right. I’m Lily Luna Potter and I’m pretty sure if the calendar is right, we somehow just restarted the month of March and somewhere in the universe Alby’s heart is doing little palpitations of joy because time travel is actually real outside of the usual methods that were destroyed. Should I expect a TARDIS anytime soon?

Sooo. I’m officially not turning 34 when I just l turned 33. It was seriously just today. I wis still celebrating. ButI will expect a party and cake by the end of tge month, so if my family is here, I guess prepare yourselves.

Otherwise, happy birhday, Uncle Ron if you’re here. If not, I guess still happy birthday somewhere anyway.

Merlin’s saggy tits. This four hour wait is going to be a long time with only these robots and myself to talk to. Which is to say, someone should definitely come entertain me. I'm accepting family and complete strangers. Just don't be axe murderers and I won't have to hex you.

Feb. 27th, 2018


The Doctor [...] Nine's gone.

I'm fine.

Feb. 22nd, 2018


[River Song]
Are you ok?

Feb. 12th, 2018


These Elven robes are of such a fine quality material that I wish to buy several of them to take back with me to the ship. The rental one, while the most beautiful, also has given me pointy ears, which I cannot say I am fond of. I look dreadful.

I think I'm going to visit Rohan, as it sounds lovely and there are apparently horses to be ridden. Does anyone else ride?

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