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Feb. 21st, 2020


[info]goodqueen

[Filtered to Once Upon A Pie / Uncommon Goods / Catering Business staff]

With Bonnie being sent back to her world, it would appear we are without someone to run the business. I offered to help her, as I had previously been a co-owner the last time that I was here, but I have no memory of this.

I don't want to assume control, as I don't think that would be fair to anyone who has been here longer than me, as I've only been here about two months myself. But I am willing to offer my assistance in any way that I can, the same way that I did with Bonnie.

Goofy, I think you're the most senior staff member at Once Upon A Pie? I'm not sure how ownership shifting over to people when the portal decides to send them home work here, but if you wanted to manage things, I am more than happy to help you out with anything you need.

[info]backonline

Pardon me, I hope this is working. I am Dolores. I arrived a few days ago and have already made my introductions to some of the folks here.

I do not know why there are suddenly so many birds, and I know everyone is worried about the sandstorms and the children going missing. It's such a shame. My parents and my cows are missing too. But I was told my home is in a different time and place and that I cannot return, so I must make do.

Unfortunately I was informed that the savings I have mean very little in the current market, and purchasing new cattle would not be so easy. But a nice lady told me that making pies was an option, so I have made a few dozen. Oddly enough, all the cans in my pantry were empty, so I had to buy what I could from the grocery.

All I have is apple. I am not sure what a fair price to ask for them are. But every penny helps. Thank you.

Feb. 9th, 2020


[info]andrieski

Since there's more than enough new blood around here...

My name is Marina Andrieski. I own the club Carpe Noctem. We don't do free drinks, but the atmosphere more than makes up for it. Now, I'm looking for people to work for me. Bartenders, waiters/waitresses, and bouncers. We're open Wednesday-Sunday from 9:30pm-2am. If you're closing or opening, the hours might vary a little.

I'm not going to sit here and hold your hand, but I have staff to train you on what to do and what the drill is. Please note that if you're not comfortable with BDSM, you might want to check somewhere else. If you're interested, you can comment here. Public or private. Whatever's more your speed. If you're not interested in work, but interested in what we have to offer, feel free to stop by the club. Mind the forest and the unusual creatures.

[Tony Stark (MCU)]
Not now, but later, I have a job for you. For now, I have to go check out this magic group at the bureau. Since apparently Penny's entire sex life depends on it.

Also I have the coins that should help us figure out the Stoppard Cube, but I think that might have to wait till everything calms down, too.

[info]evilintent

How are your dreams these days?

And I suggest leaving the birds alone. Unless you would like to become one.

Feb. 7th, 2020


[info]herbalism

Friday, Feb 7, 7:22PM

OKAY! Attention fellow magicians and anyone who can make potions. I'm going to start stocking up stuff to maybe make several bottles of something that will keep you from not dreaming or can probably decrease the necessity of sleep so you just nap and you're totally fine.

Anyone want to help, that'll be great because I have all the time in the world since I'm not exactly sleeping much myself, but you know. I wanna change that and all.

Feb. 5th, 2020


[info]myvalue

Voice to text;

It appears that I have suddenly lost the ability to see. Is anyone else dealing with this type of phenomena?

Feb. 4th, 2020


[info]soft_angel

Has anybody else noticed anything irregular happening? In particular, the appearance of these goblin like creatures around town? They don't look friendly at all.

Feb. 2nd, 2020


[info]evilintent

I must say I considered killing whoever I needed until one of you fools could send me home, but the idea of conquering a fresh new world is far more appealing than returning to one I already rule.

I also know how tiresome heroic fools can be.

Consider this your one and only warning to stay out of my way.

Jan. 21st, 2020


[info]ruination

Tuesday, Jan 21, 6:02PM

Two things:
1. If you happen to be wondering how to deal with the geese after you collect them, I'm pretty sure I have a couple of recipes around to make some really good dishes for a weekend family dinner.

2. I'm going to just go ahead and announce now that I'm having a 25% off sale for anyone who books me before February 1st for makeup and hair for their lovely Valentine's Day dinner date.

Unless you're vegetarian and vehemently against and offended by people eating animals, during which I may have just shot myself in the foot for making that first announcement along with my second.

Jan. 4th, 2020


[info]lookslikelucy

Didn't think my first day on the job was going to result in talking down a delivery guy a Chilis during lunch time. I guess Grubhub employees really take their job seriously.

I know some of the people who witnessed it already gave their statement, but a few people left before we could get to them. If you were there, I'd love to talk to you for a few minutes.


Also recommendations where to go for dinner considering I had to skip lunch for obvious reasons.

[info]impsychicnow

Toward the end of last year, I somehow managed to inherit Once Upon a Pie, and the currently still-unnamed catering business that was slowing forming out of it to go along with my shop, Uncommon Goods. We've lost a lot of staff and management due to the portal. I'm going to be setting up job advertisements for the locals soon, but if anyone is interested in working in sales, baking, or catering we have positions open. I figured I would see if any of my fellow Displaced are seeking jobs first. I could also use one more staff member at Uncommon Goods to work week-days.

Dec. 30th, 2019


[info]filloryclinton

Well, this is worse than two furries fucking in a funhouse in front of children. Who am I supposed to get drunk with now?

ETA: QUENTIN COLDWATER:
You wanna do that alone thing you do, or you wanna get shitfaced with a couple friends?

Dec. 28th, 2019


[info]goodqueen

Getting dragged to another world against my will loses its thrill after the second or third time it happens to you.

Still, at least this is a world with indoor plumbing and electricity. And modern technology.

And apparently, my house managed to arrive with me, so that's something that's never happened when I've gotten dragged to another world before.