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Sep. 28th, 2018


Hey, Dr. Ravi. Are you okay with being called Dr. Ravi, still? We actually met before, a couple years ago, but I pretty much assume you don't remember given how you introduced yourself all over again. I can call you Dr. Chakrabarti if you'd prefer.

Um. Right. Anyway. Hey.

Oh... uh... I was just wondering... if we wanted to ask you some stuff, do we need to make an appointment?

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Sep. 26th, 2018


So I know there are people here who work with the police department.

Let me introduce myself. I'm Detective Clive Babineaux, homicide with the Seattle PD thinking about throwing my hat in here. But that done, I have a few questions now that I'm not a shambling corpse.


Hello. You probably don't know me, but your reputation is hard not to know. I was wondering if you were still in the acquisition business?

Good morning. I'm sure you are aware, in some capacity, of the wolf attack that happened a couple of nights ago during the full moon. Currently, we're unsure whether it was a normal animal attack or something more, but we're working the worst case scenario angle, given the nature of this place, and planning for that.

The reason I contacted you is because I was hoping to get some hair, tissue, blood, and urine samples from you at your earliest convenience? I don't believe you had anything to do with the attack, but if we are dealing with a werewolf, I want to see if there's ways of detecting the change in someone bitten instead of having to wait to see if the patient turns on the next full moon - if the full moon is indeed the trigger.

I fully understand if you wouldn't be comfortable with this, but I am just trying to help and see if there is a scientific way of detecting and hopefully managing the werewolf curse/gift/virus/disease/whatever you believe it to be.


For the record, I have not found anything in my own samples that would explain the decaying scientifically. Unfortunately that also means there's nothing I can reverse engineer to fix it. It simply is.

Sep. 24th, 2018


Anyone teach sword fighting around here? And who is good with werewolf lore?

Liv, I have something important to ask you that I've been putting off since I got here.

What's the last thing you remember about home?


Delivery for Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti )


Desiccation of faeries feels like a reasonable response the next time I run into faeries on that level of asshole.

Sep. 22nd, 2018


For the record, the best way to cook a faerie is poaching.

Sep. 21st, 2018


Hello beautiful world. And Tumbleweed.

Did I miss anything not on the network?

I also need recs for someone to come over and do a very important mani-pedi house call. When Margo wakes up, it will be flawless.

Sep. 18th, 2018


Hello all! Just checking in to see if I've missed anyone that required my assistance.

If you know a person that is cursed to a dreamless sleep and I haven't already left you supplies, instructions, and hooked up IVs and monitors for you, please do let me know and I'll come fix that. I'm also completely willing to look after them at Bureau in our medical wing if there will be a problem caring for them at home.

The morgue is available to those that are decaying to help slow down the process. I also have a room at my home set to freezer temperatures, courtesy of a very helpful mediwitch, so I will make that available to anyone that needs it.

Those that are transforming into animals for half of the day, Liv Moore would like to come see you and help make sure that everything is normal for the animal you've become. Please don't be a horse about it, she's only trying to look out for you.

Incorporeal beings, if you need anything done that you can't do right now, please don't hesitate to reach out.

And...I think that's it! If you need help, just say the word. I'm sleeping for a week straight after thi-

Thank you for the assistance with the teleportation. Not my favorite method of getting around, but the coolest by far. I owe you one.

Sep. 16th, 2018


So we thought maybe True Love's Kiss might help with Regina's predicament, but it's not helping. Henry should have work, but it didn't. The rest of us all all tried just in

It's not broken with that, or maybe the Kiss just doesn't work here.


Hello there! I'm Dr. Chakrabarti. While I'm relatively new here and it's a Sunday morning after a ridiculous event, I highly urge anyone that went to the ball yesterday to come in for an once over, even if you were not injured or otherwise affected by last night's events. You may be asymptomatic or may not realize something's off.

Also, it'll give me a chance to get to know everyone here and give me a baseline to work off, in case something in the future happens where you need a doctor in your life. I've been told that people are skittish about blood draws around here, so rest assured, I'll only be doing that and any tests only if you consent to them. You should be getting checked up yearly anyway, so you might as well get it done now. Added bonus: you get to talk to me and I absolutely think I'm hilarious company.

I'll be down at the Bureau's medical wing all day today, so feel free to call in ahead of time to see how long, short, or non-existent the queue is so you're not waiting around forever. And if you like waiting, bring a book! I recommend Crazy Rich Asians for a fun read. I devoured that and the rest of the books in its series within a week.

EDIT: So far it looks like that people have been affected by the fairies. Things we are seeing so far: Tinkerbellism (Approximately six inches tall), going giant, spewing out the truth, and transforming into animals (wolf, horse, and bird). Possibly a coma like sleep as well, still looking into those cases. Vomiting pearls when trying to speak. Intangibility. Decaying - Those of you suffering from this one, I highly recommend finding a large freezer and sitting in it immediately. Or anyone with ice powers that can cool you down. At the very least, put those ACs to use asap. Mutism.

If you believe you can assist with any of these things, please find the person afflicted on this post and offer your help.

EDIT 2: If there are any animal specialists available, we may have some people that might appreciate you looking them over. Also, any psychologists or therapists being on standby would be appreciated.

Sep. 14th, 2018


So other than possible killer fairies, what should a newbie here know about this place?

My colleague, Dr. Liv Moore, has recommended to me to reach out to you, Mr. Jones, about an employment opportunity with the Bureau. I was the Medical Examiner with the King County Medical Examiner's Office in Seattle back in my world. Previous to that, I was a forensic pathologist with the Center for Disease Control and Prevention.

If my skills would be beneficial to your Bureau, I am ready and willing to come work for you.

So are you ready to come live with me, Clive? You know you're ready to give in. And Liv, I've reached out to Ianto, so once I hear back, I'll see if I get to play with corpses with you or not. How's that devil brain treating you?

Sep. 10th, 2018


This universe has got a sick sense of humor.

How sure are we everyone didn't just do a bunch of drugs at some point without knowing it?