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Feb. 18th, 2020



In order to best coordinate our efforts in light of recent events, would those with the ability to do so report the names of the missing children, exactly where the abduction or near-abduction took place, and any subsequent retaliation that occurred?

Morgan Stark was nearly taken from the steps of EPS. The culprit and several of its cohort are currently being tracked by myself in the event that they lead us to Maleficent.



Anka Irene Doose's Market - Council 1 Biological Tracking
Richie Tozier [Location] Response Unknown


Morgan Stark EPS - Council 7 Trackers Deployed
Miles Morales Location Unknown Response Unknown
Rose Weasley Deja Vu - Council 3 Response Unknown

[OOC: Tony has been cursed with the inability to feel emotions, so he's running on only logic and reason for the time being.]


WHO: Tony Stark (MCU), Julia Wicker, Peter Parker, Morgan Stark
WHAT: Morgan almost gets nabbed and Tony gets cursed.
WHEN: February 18, 2020
WHERE: EPS, Tumbleweed, Stark Lake House
STATUS: Complete

“Honestly, I’m a little worried about Morgan. I think maybe I should talk to her and explain what happened. Robo Dad might be harder to take than Iron Brat.” )

Feb. 15th, 2020


WHO: Julia Wicker & Tony Stark (MCU), with guest appearances by Morgan Stark and Peter Parker
WHEN: Friday, February 14th
WHERE: The Lake House
WHAT: Julia and Tony have a low key Valentines Day

Julia went to sleep on February thirteenth convinced that something would go wrong. )

Feb. 9th, 2020


» Fray is coming over.
» She's bringing a log??
» Can you scan it for magic?


[Text messages to Peter Parker]

» My mom just asked me to babysit a LOG
» She said it was my sibling
» Is this normal?
» Did my mom give birth to a log?
» Idk what to do.


[Texts to Ren & Eliot]

» Mom's been acting weird
» She asked me to babysit a log?
» She said it was my sibling.
» Do you think something happened?
» Like with that weird lady?

Feb. 7th, 2020


I may be very sleep deprived, but I can still tell you that THIS IS NOT A MUNCHLAX, CAPTAIN AMERICA.

OOC cut for photo )

What am I supposed to do with a BIRD??? I thought I was getting a Pokemon.

Feb. 6th, 2020



Feb. 5th, 2020


I got more than I bargained for when I auditioned. I thought it would look good on my college applications, but now it's a much bigger part than I was expecting.

Jan. 28th, 2020


I signed up to audition for my boss's husband's play. Back-up role. I thought it would be funny.

Jan. 27th, 2020


So who's got two thumbs and isn't terribly attached to either of them? Hopefully you guys.

WWW is looking for volunteers for a side project.

Jan. 20th, 2020


I've been getting slowly more used to food that isn't, well, protein bars.

What do people recommend? I've had cakes and those were good. And mac and cheese. Also something called a burger?

Jan. 5th, 2020



Someone open up a portal to a goat dimension? I've got whatever the word for a shitload of goats is fraternizing with my alpaca and fertilizing my driveway.

Jan. 3rd, 2020


While I was searching for names for my goats, I found something that mentioned having to register your goats, so...I guess I maybe need to? Did the other people with farm animals have to register theirs, too? There are rules about it, too, so I might need help doing it.

Dec. 28th, 2019


Okay. I thought I'd fixed the whole getting pulled into a different universe thing. Though I guess this is different from what I'm used to. Also, my parents are not going to be happy when they find out I was dragged through a magical portal to Texas.

I'm gonna be here awhile so...I'm Miles Morales. I'm fifteen, and I'm from Brooklyn. I was also told that I need a guardian to be let out of quarantine, so help, I guess? I'm a good kid, I can clean up after myself, and I guess I can get a part-time job and help out around the house or pay rent, if someone needs me to. I know it's pretty inconvient to just be saddled with a kid you didn't plan on getting.

Dec. 20th, 2019


[Ned & MJ]
Hey. You know those Santa letters? Make sure you fill them out. You actually get stuff. Except people which sucks but also you can't really have people so it makes sense. Didn't want you to miss out. Also it's a good way to get a car. A lot of people ask for cars.

Nov. 15th, 2019


WHO: Team Spider-Man and the Losers Club Mock 2
WHEN: November 11th (holy backdated, Batman)
WHERE: The Harrington House!
WHAT: Watching Spider-Man: Far from Home on Steve's state of the art 25" Zenith TV set

Hey, Richie and MJ wanted a movie night. Who was Steve to protest? Armed with pizzas galore, the Harringtown house was open for a viewing of Spider-Man: Far from Home. There'll be other refreshments as well and there's plenty of very comfortable, 80s styled living room furniture to sit on while they watch the film.

Sep. 29th, 2018


Do you like food?

Do you like my brother? (The small one, not the greasy haired one.)

Do you like spiders?

Come join us for a feast at Torunn's Asgardian palace on Tuesday to celebrate my brother's engagement to a spider person. Festivities begin around 5PM and will possibly run well into the night. There will be food, there will be drinks, and there will be games.

If you start any fights, I will personally come over to win that fight and then kick you out. :)

Sep. 23rd, 2018


[Delivery to Tony Stark (MCU)]

Sent via Jarvis (with permission)

300 mylar balloons with the words "IT'S A BOY!"

Singing Telegram(s) hired to sing "Happy Birthday" 48 times.

A Baby's First book with instructions to please complete the pages as best he can and return the finished product.


I am still getting used to the modern fashions, but these dresses are cooler than my dresses from home here, though it is still uncomfortably warm. I don't mind school, I suppose. It's different from what Ma taught me. The numbers portion in particular seems to have gotten more complex.

I like getting to learn new music, however. It's different from what I usually play at the house, but it's nice all the same.

Sep. 14th, 2018


Event: Unseelie Court Ball

WHO: The Displaced and a bunch of fairies.
WHEN: From midnight until 6am. Technically early Sunday morning.
WHERE: Another dimension
WHAT: The Unseelie Court invites you to a ball. (Make sure to tag your characters as you add them). Masks arrived shortly after the Abducted were taken the prior night.

Welcome, welcome! )


So other than possible killer fairies, what should a newbie here know about this place?

My colleague, Dr. Liv Moore, has recommended to me to reach out to you, Mr. Jones, about an employment opportunity with the Bureau. I was the Medical Examiner with the King County Medical Examiner's Office in Seattle back in my world. Previous to that, I was a forensic pathologist with the Center for Disease Control and Prevention.

If my skills would be beneficial to your Bureau, I am ready and willing to come work for you.

So are you ready to come live with me, Clive? You know you're ready to give in. And Liv, I've reached out to Ianto, so once I hear back, I'll see if I get to play with corpses with you or not. How's that devil brain treating you?

Sep. 12th, 2018


Network Post: Jake Peralta

Heeey, quick Muggle quesch: why's everyone here so sure it's "the portal" when someone disappears and that they "get sent back", instead of, y'know, the fairies who clearly didn't get the memo on what order to do a kidnapping in? And maybe sometimes they give them back to mess with us?

Sep. 11th, 2018


So apparently there's this new Spider-Man video game out on PS4 that's getting really good reviews and I was just going to ignore it because I don't google myself and I probably know more than I need to about other Future and Alternate Mes already...


Has anyone played it? Like is there anything in it that I shouldn't see? Because if it's just me swinging around New York stopping muggers I think that would be okay, right? Ijustreallywanttoplaythisgame. 😬😬😬

Aug. 30th, 2018


Why didn't anyone tell me you can change the picture on the phone?

Aug. 29th, 2018


[Filter to Peter Parker (94)]
First off, mission was a success! Good job on that knot tying.

Second, a most important question for you: Phillies, Marlins, or Braves? Or, rephrased, sooner in September or later?

Added later: [Filter to Peter Parker (MCU)]
Hey, so I have a super duper important question for you that needs answering that I can't remember if I've asked you before or not.

Aug. 27th, 2018



Aug. 23rd, 2018


Generally less enthused about the Saturday Morning Cartoon experience now than I was going in. Still, I guess I can see the humor in the whole hit-by-a-cartoon-ambulance thing. Packs a bigger punch than a Lego Hulk, as it turns out.

Your days of freedom are about to dip into the single digits. Did you get anything from the school with a list of how many number two pencils you need or whatever?

Aug. 22nd, 2018


[Filtered to Astromantulas (Ahsoka, Anakin Skywalker, Peter Parker (MCU), Ben Reilly, James Potter, Lily Potter, Sabine Wren)]

cut for image )

Aug. 17th, 2018


[Filter: Quidditch Team Three*]
Hey everyone! So... for our team.

1. Team Captain? I'd like to nominate Ben. Any others?
Ben: 🕷️🕷️🕷️
James: 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️
[Your Nomination Here?]:

2. Team Color? I'm fine with sticking with blue.
Blue: 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️
[Another Color?]:

3. Team mascot? Astromantulas was proposed but for a spider/space/magic combo, I propose Spiders from Mars because David Bowie was probably magic and an alien.
Astromantulas: 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️
Spiders from Mars:
R2-D2/Astromechs: 🕷️🕷️🕷️
[Other Mascot Idea]:

Okay, thoughts?

Edit: If someone else comes up with something cool, you can totally change your vote.

Edit 2: FINAL RESULTS. James Potter is the captain, we're sticking with blue and Astromantulas are our mascot!

*James Potter, Lilly Potter, Sabine Wren, Ahsoka Tano, Anakin Skywalker, Ben Reilly, Peter Paker (MCU)

Aug. 8th, 2018


[Tony & Jim, aka The Adults]
Hey, so I have some questions?

1. Who's Thanos?
2. What's an Infinity Stone?
3. People turn into black dust???
4. Asgard is gone?
5. Is this what Tony remembering and getting stabbed was about?
6. Is everyone okay? I mean besides Tony getting stabbed. Cuz, you're going to be okay, right? You got the nanotech?

Okay, thanks.

Aug. 5th, 2018


I guess sailing's okay. It was different to see how it works when it's not a magic boat.

[Ronan Lynch]
I have a mission for you. Sort of. More like a request. I could probably do it on my own and you're not exactly the person I should probably choose if I don't want it to come back to me, but I won't get in trouble for this and the old man won't know it's because of me.

Added in later

[Kylo's Mom Leia Organa]
Hello. I need your assistance with something if you don't mind.

Aug. 4th, 2018


[Texts to Jim Rhodes/War Machine*]

» Hey JSYK Mr. Stark got some new memories?
» And he ended up hurt somehow?
» I just thought I would let you know
» In case you wanted me to keep you posted or you wanted to come over?

*Takes place during this.


[Posted Early in the morning, not long after this scene takes place]

Shit, okay, so Tony had a memory upgrade and with it a horrible injury. Stab wound by a large blade, piercing all the way through his abdomen, coming out the other side. Internal organs are likely to be damaged. Tony's got his nanotech to close the wound and stop the bleeding, but he needs immediate medical attention. We don't want to take him to a local hospital, because how the hell are we going to explain this?

This is a real emergency, we need immediate help. I'm freaking out here

Jul. 28th, 2018


Who: Alice Quinn, Tony Stark (MCU), Eliot 2 with guest appearances by Peter Parker (MCU) & Neal Cassidy
What: Eliot 2 arrives in Tumbleweed and Alice isn’t sure he’s who he says he is.
When: Saturday, July 28th
Where: Fort Neil Resettlement Bureau (but also briefly a camping ground)
Warnings: Eliot casually mentions the death and dying and drugs from his previous world.
Status: Complete in gdocs

Alice? Where am I and why are you standing next to Robert Downey Jr.? I loved you in Chaplin, by the way. )

Jul. 20th, 2018


We're going. I'm not actually giving anyone a choice here, fyi.

So I have a favor to ask you.

Jul. 18th, 2018


[Peter Parker (MCU)]
My dad wants to go camping and said I could bring someone along. Do you want to come?

Jul. 10th, 2018


[Henry Mills]
So how good are you at sneaking out of your house?

Jul. 8th, 2018


[Baelfire and Peter Parker (MCU)]
I broke up with Bianca.

Do you guys want to go do some go karting?

Jul. 3rd, 2018


Some really old guy with white hair just dropped off like a bunch of cookies off at the house.

I know they say not to take candy from strangers but I get to keep these, right? They're okay to eat?

Jun. 27th, 2018


Johnny Storm is THE BEST! He gave me TWO autographs AND a selfie. Victor is gonna be soooooooooo jelly. I CAN FEEL HIS JEALOUSY THROUGH THE UNIVERSE!

[Filtered to the teens/younger people]
HELLO! I'm Molly! I don't know how many of us under the age of 18 there are, but I just wanted to say hello and make friends I guess if I'm stuck here and all my other friends aren't here. It's lame.


Attention people of the network. I'm now accepting any and all pieces of furniture or house things that you decide you don't want anymore. I'll pay you 5 dollars for each of them, thanks.

No worries about beds though. I have one for myself already. Including a cat bed. And a litter box and cat food so I'm all set there.

Jun. 24th, 2018


[Peter Parker (MCU)]
My parents are being super weird. Can I come over?

Jun. 18th, 2018


Who: Irondad & Spider-son
What: Basically this.
When: Saturday, June 16th,
Where: The Malibu House
Warnings: References to old movies.
Status: Complete in gdocs

I am beginning to question if this whole shared working space is a good idea. )

Jun. 13th, 2018


[Henry Mills]
So do you know about Spider-man?

Hey, so I’m Spider-man.

Do fairytale people know about heroes in costumes and stuff?

Hey. So. You know how I’m Spider-man, right? Cuz some people do here.

Jun. 12th, 2018


WHO: Ben Reilly and Peter Parker (MCU)
WHEN: June 10th during the whole portal missions thingies
WHERE: the wilds of Siberia
WHAT: the Spiders take a break from tech rummaging to talk about some things that other Peter showing up brought to light.

So, either I have a twin brother that my parents hid from me for some reason before they died, which would just raise all kinds of questions, or someone tried to make Spider-man clones probably for nothing good. )

Jun. 11th, 2018


International House of Burgers?

More like International House of BAD IDEAS.


[Private to Avengers MCU]
A few of you have already met Betty Ross. She was at Clint and Laura's barbecue last night, and at the Tony's birthday party a few days ago. I'm asking if she can have clearance to come into the Avengers' Compound. She's going to be helping me in the lab with a project.

[Private to Tony Stark MCU]
I know you don't want to talk about it, but do you want to talk about it?

Jun. 10th, 2018


Can I just say that I'm super glad that you guys didn't go for the Facebook format with the network?

Also, hi. I'm Peter. Ben gave me the insider's scoop on everything. Well, not everything, but probably about 25% of everything. I'm pretty sure I retained about 50% of that 25%, and there's about 15% that I'm currently in denial about on top of that. Sooo, for the 10.6% that I'm good with, I think I get the idea. I had my freak out. Totally understand that I'm the 3rd Peter Parker here.

Which, hey, fellow Peters. Are we just doing numbers? Chronologically? By height? Follow the Ed, Edd, and Eddy format? Does that even exist here? Too many questions? ...not enough questions?


We've gotten three bogeys on our portal scanner, and they are not in town. Ones in Queens, another in Kearney, Nebraska, and the other is in Siberia. This is an all hands on deck situation, as we're ridiculously understaffed. Our Googler is on the internet, looking for social media related to it. So far, it's just portals. We have no idea what's coming.

I need civilians who are willing to fight whatever comes out of there and take orders.

Jun. 8th, 2018


Who: Julia Wicker & Tony Stark, guest appearance by Peter Parker
What: According to Peter Parker, he was hanging with Mr. Stark, got some free sushi, but then things got awkward, but then got more free sushi so it was okay.
When: Thursday, June 8th
Where: Tony’s Place
Status: Complete in gdocs

Obviously, I am treating this whole situation with the utmost respect and reverence. )

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