February 2020




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Feb. 22nd, 2020


I am unfortunately out of burritos, which is absolutely terrible. Incredibly impolite even. Of all the things to complain about, I know. Anyone bored enough to want to come with me to get more?

[The AA Group]
Yeah. Okay. Maybe I need help even finding the wagon again. I don't know if the timing is terrible or reasonable.

How many of us are even still here?

If I give you a list of my hiding places, can you clean out the alcohol? Also ignore my pained sounds.

And maybe we could make a familial effort to have none in the house? I can move out, too. And then I can have none and no one has to worry if they want some. Either is fine.

Feb. 9th, 2020


Anyone got any jobs that require heavy lifting? Or fig

I've got a crazy question, but I don't know your creed like you do.

I know your name now. Am I suppose to keep calling you The Mandalorian or Mando?


Hello, inhabitants of Tumbleweed. My name is Clover Ebi. My friend and I have just arrived and, despite the arcane technology, I have been informed this is the best way to reach out to the rest of you who are here. I believe 'the Displaced' was the current term used to describe us all, but please correct me if I'm wrong. I'd like the opportunity to get to know the people here better, but I understand to get information, sometimes one must give information, so let me start it off.

I hail from the kingdom of Atlas. I'm the leader of the kingdom's Ace Operatives and a huntsman. I have heard this place is different from Remnant and you do not have much need for Huntsman and Huntresses as there are no Grimm. I'm sure I can take my skills from home and apply them wherever necessary should we be here for a while. Not that there's anything to go back to for me

My friend, Qrow Branwen, is a huntsman as well. He may be a little less optimistic than the regular person, but he's really not as bad as he makes himself out to be. Don't take his words to heart. He doesn't mean half of what he says.

Please, if someone could direct me somewhere that I could find reasonably priced and well made clothing, I would appreciate it. I came with only one outfit and it is, rather unfortunately, destroyed and soaked in blood. And any tips for a new outfit for a man who wears a cloak that looks like it's been half eaten by a Grimm would be greatly appreciated.

Also, I'd like to give a thank you to the medical team for setting me straight and for whoever made those handy potions.

Jan. 21st, 2020


I thought I was seeing things, but then I realized I wasn't and I think I just got pranked by a goose? This has been a thoroughly terrible day.

Jan. 8th, 2020


(017) Buffy Summers

Hey, so I saw the notice thing and got busy but I wanted to check in with you.

You okay?

[Friends (feel free to assume if you've had interactions with Buffy)]
So, I'm really in the mood to watch Legally Blonde and other power girl movies - feel free to suggest - is anyone interested?

Jan. 3rd, 2020


While I was searching for names for my goats, I found something that mentioned having to register your goats, so...I guess I maybe need to? Did the other people with farm animals have to register theirs, too? There are rules about it, too, so I might need help doing it.

Jan. 2nd, 2020


How do I get a permanent portal made to somewhere up North? It's for my friend, Iorek. He needs to be able to hunt and be in the ice and snow when its possible.

Dec. 25th, 2019


Funny story. This woman hired me to look into her husband. Thought he was cheating on her. Kept finding weird charges on his personal credit card. Couldn't make heads or tales of it.

Turns out, the guy rented:

1 partridge in a pear tree
2 turtle doves
3 French hens
4 calling birds
5 gold rings
6 geese
7 swans
8 maids
9 ladies dancing
10 lords
11 pipers
12 drummers

You can see where this is going, right? He did a flash mob to surprise her because it was her favorite Christmas song, and if that doesn't warm the cold, dead cockles of your heart, I don't know what to tell you.

So we have a brand new facility. Turns out wishing for the revamped Hawkeye Investigation building actually worked. State of the art facilities and you know, running water.
The housing is all there, too, but I don't want to invite everyone to live there. I think everyone else has their own places anyway.

So Molls, you up for moving? Gwen, you're welcome there. Your room's just like you left it.

Dec. 22nd, 2019


Sunday, Dec 22, 11:27

Filter: Nina Zenik
So, are we having our own thing for Christmas or are we joining someone else's celebrations?

Dec. 21st, 2019


(016) Buffy Summers

So does anyone want to come over, because I've got a firepit, and chestnuts roasting on an open fire, and all that.

I've got hot cocoa, but if you want anything else, it is bring your own drink.

Dec. 16th, 2019


While I appreciate the faux snow setup in Phoenix Park, any interest in turning one of the other parks into a literal snowglobe? The 60 degree weather is apparently putting a crimp in my kid's holiday cheer, and I'm inclined to do something about it. I'm sure the locals won't mind. Been awhile since the town had a gas leak anyway.

Dec. 6th, 2019


All the people I flirt with are leaving I'm gonna get an existential complex!

Dec. 5th, 2019


So we talked at meetings, and this week I'm going to start consolidating the New York office and bringing what we need here. The office I've got here isn't particularly big or anything, so I think I'm going to have to put some of this in storage for now. Maybe Santa will gift me with my fully complete Hawkeye building since I put it in my damn letter, but until then, a storage unit it is.

Gaby, Gwen, Det. Pikachu, and Nina.. we've still got a bunch of easy workload when it comes to insurance claims. They're boring, I know, but they pay the bills and they pay you, so let's get cracking on as many of these as we can. I'm hoping we get enough that we can take the week after Christmas off. All of us. Just to decompress and recoup our wits after losing Bucky.

Oh, and a big welcome to the original Hawkeye, who now has to take orders from me. He loves it. Say hi, Clint.

Nov. 28th, 2019


Anyone else feel like the Santa letters get harder each time?

Nov. 20th, 2019


Would anyone like to join me for a spa day this weekend? There's a lovely spa in my new apartment building.

I have an extra key for you, you can come over whenever you want and set up your room. Sign and bar and all, if you were serious about all of that.

Thank you for the trip to the moon. It was amazing, in spite of my brother being an idiot.

Nov. 15th, 2019


Voice to Text

Sho no one hash feathahs herah? We'ah ahl jus smooth? With flah faces?

Ah leash you stihl haveh phones.

Nov. 14th, 2019


Thursday, Nov 14, 10:51PM

Filter: Grishaverse
So I suppose proper introductions are necessary. Or a proper dinner. If you ladies want, we can make it a waffle night this weekend.

Nov. 13th, 2019


Well, that sucked.

So we lost one half of the ownership. We had plans in place to turn over our parts if we disappeared to make sure that we could go on.

So let's get together around 10am, Tumbleweed office. I'll order cult pizza and we can discuss where to go from here.