February 2020




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Feb. 17th, 2020


Excuse me, I-

Oh, I dropped it. Hello? Is this thing broken?

My name is Dolores. I'm not sure I understand where I am. The kind folks at the... bureau tried to explain it, but I'm afraid so little made sense to me and so many words I've never heard before. My head isn't feeling quite right. Texas is a bit far from home, yet I've found my ranch and my horse as if somehow all the land has shifted overnight. My parents are missing, and our herd seems to also be lost. I'm afraid they won't know the way back.

Is this real? Where is Sweetwater? I was meant to go into town this morning. Has the train come by yet? Maybe there's still time to get back before dark.

Feb. 9th, 2020



i texted you and i even called you which i don't think anyone does with phones

Feb. 5th, 2020


voice to text

Hello. I was told there are people in here and I should say hello.

Can you hear me?

Jan. 21st, 2020


I'm halfway through the great 2020 Kevin Bacon watch. Of what I've seen so far, got to say, Tremors has been the most fun. There's been some duds, of course, and I think I can firmly say I'll never be watching Hollow Man again, but all and all? Been an enjoyable start to the year.

Anyone got a suggestion for which I should do next? No real rhyme or reason to how I've been picking my choices thus far. I've mostly been going off the cover art.

Personally? I'm eying R.I.P.D. Seems a nice tone shift after Stir of Echoes.

Jan. 20th, 2020


I need someone to take me to Iceland once every two weeks to stock up on hákarl and Brennivín. I will pay handsomely.

Jan. 7th, 2020


you wanna know what people eat in iceland? blood pudding. and a whole flarkin sheep's head on a plate. i been around most of the galaxy and i ain't never seen anything served up with all its teeth grinning at me

anyway i was thinking it's time to break out the waffle iron this weekend. first of the year

Dec. 12th, 2019



Want to see Iceland?

Dec. 1st, 2019


With Quidditch on hiatus until January, I'm going to open the pitch up on the weekends for community access the first three weekends of the month. I encourage you to come and visit. You can practice free flying, play a pick up match, or we could even try to organize a day of Quodpot if we get enough interested players.

All this being said, the Pitch will be closed for the winter holidays beginning on December 23rd. We will resume operation on January 6th.

And, for the month of December, if any interested party would like to try flying lessons but has been too afraid to up until now, we will have the first lesson be free to interested members.

Don't forget we are still recruiting for the community league and hope to see some bright new faces come January.

And all this being said? I've settled on my choice expedition for this year. RJ and I are going to be heading to Iceland for the New Year. We leave on Boxing Day. I intend to return on the 5th of January.

Nov. 24th, 2019


My "ears" appear to be compromised. Diagnostics are showing there is no problem, but I cannot hear anything. Not internal body sounds, nor static which my implants sometimes pick up on.

Is there someone willing to look at my implants?

Nov. 15th, 2019


Voice to Text

Sho no one hash feathahs herah? We'ah ahl jus smooth? With flah faces?

Ah leash you stihl haveh phones.

Sep. 25th, 2018


I am never dressing up for a ball, party, or some other such gathering ever again.

No longer speaking in strange tales, obviously. That means I will be back to Rocket's regularly again instead of shooting things in frustration.

Sep. 16th, 2018


I never thought I'd say this, but I'm fucking glad to be in Tumbleweed, again.

Kinda wish I still had Ace, though.


So tell me about this Thanos.


Hello there! I'm Dr. Chakrabarti. While I'm relatively new here and it's a Sunday morning after a ridiculous event, I highly urge anyone that went to the ball yesterday to come in for an once over, even if you were not injured or otherwise affected by last night's events. You may be asymptomatic or may not realize something's off.

Also, it'll give me a chance to get to know everyone here and give me a baseline to work off, in case something in the future happens where you need a doctor in your life. I've been told that people are skittish about blood draws around here, so rest assured, I'll only be doing that and any tests only if you consent to them. You should be getting checked up yearly anyway, so you might as well get it done now. Added bonus: you get to talk to me and I absolutely think I'm hilarious company.

I'll be down at the Bureau's medical wing all day today, so feel free to call in ahead of time to see how long, short, or non-existent the queue is so you're not waiting around forever. And if you like waiting, bring a book! I recommend Crazy Rich Asians for a fun read. I devoured that and the rest of the books in its series within a week.

EDIT: So far it looks like that people have been affected by the fairies. Things we are seeing so far: Tinkerbellism (Approximately six inches tall), going giant, spewing out the truth, and transforming into animals (wolf, horse, and bird). Possibly a coma like sleep as well, still looking into those cases. Vomiting pearls when trying to speak. Intangibility. Decaying - Those of you suffering from this one, I highly recommend finding a large freezer and sitting in it immediately. Or anyone with ice powers that can cool you down. At the very least, put those ACs to use asap. Mutism.

If you believe you can assist with any of these things, please find the person afflicted on this post and offer your help.

EDIT 2: If there are any animal specialists available, we may have some people that might appreciate you looking them over. Also, any psychologists or therapists being on standby would be appreciated.

Sep. 6th, 2018


The news is strange for this planet today.

filter: guardians of the galaxy (yes u too nebula)
This "Paraguay" is far from us, but perhaps we may be needed there. A base is in distress.

Sep. 5th, 2018


What Is He Thinking

[ooc click to embiggen]

[Bucky Barnes (MCU)]
Are you and Natasha having sex?

Aug. 20th, 2018


I think we should come up with a plan should my father arrive in this domain. If he has the Infinity Stones, we are doomed, but if he does not, we stand a chance.

Aug. 19th, 2018


These are constantly strange times. I could never have imagined thanking my lucky stars that I am not turned into something else Peter would enjoy watching on a Saturday morning. May this latest craze pass swiftly and without egregious harm.

Aug. 4th, 2018


[Posted Early in the morning, not long after this scene takes place]

Shit, okay, so Tony had a memory upgrade and with it a horrible injury. Stab wound by a large blade, piercing all the way through his abdomen, coming out the other side. Internal organs are likely to be damaged. Tony's got his nanotech to close the wound and stop the bleeding, but he needs immediate medical attention. We don't want to take him to a local hospital, because how the hell are we going to explain this?

This is a real emergency, we need immediate help. I'm freaking out here

Aug. 2nd, 2018



This is sacred territory and should not be touched.


I bought this and I'm having it framed. It's going in the living room. He'd of liked it. No complaints, I hope?

Jul. 30th, 2018


I'm lodging a complaint - no one's thrown a party in awhile. Someone fix this.

I'm heading out of town this weekend with Quentin and possibly Margo. I've made some ready to eat meals and they're in the freezer. Just pop them into the oven, the times for how long are on each container.

Jul. 22nd, 2018


Are we still doing spoilers for Infinity War? There's a load of them under this cut )



Been mostly sticking to the emulators when I play games at night but I bought an original Nintendo awhile back. Had a bit of a glitch and wasn't working. I've been planning on fixing it eventually, after I am done with all the modifications with the car, but anyway. It's fixed now and I decided to play Super Mario 3 because we had the cartridge hanging around. Anyway, did you realize there is a whistle in that first fortress? And that they have a warp zone in this one?? I thought it was just the first one.

Long story short, I got to say suck it to the sun level and got to jump all the way to world 7. I'm coming for you, Bowser.

And, speaking of Nintendo, who fixed it? Sure as hell wasn't me.

Want to hit up an arcade sometime soon?

Jul. 11th, 2018


someone ate all of my lucky charms and left cereal dust in the box


Jul. 2nd, 2018


If he has the gauntlet, he can look like anyone. He only needs the reality stone. All he has to do is will it.

Why are we sitting here?

Jul. 1st, 2018


Might want to work on your initial greeting procedures.

Doubt the redhead is around 24/7 and your others are a little slow on the trigger.

Jun. 24th, 2018


The more I see of this planet, the less I like it.

Gamora told me I should talk to you about a job.

Jun. 19th, 2018


I've learned something new: there's some kind of a tradition in this country, or at least a pattern, of carving people's faces into stone. Also some people like to collect teddy bears and clown figurines. I think the second one is actually less creepy, which is saying someth

There are so many better mountains here than in Texas, though. And trees. I've missed trees.

Jun. 18th, 2018


Someone has asked me what youtube "channel" I use for my "makeup tutorials". Is this something that I should perceive as flattery, or was my silent disregard appropriate?

Sister. Are you around?

While you were out, I finally opened the gift I received from the portal.

Jun. 8th, 2018


Saw you mention you were someone's weapon. Did you know, or care to know, my parents sold me into slavery? I was a Kree warrior for a long time. In case you wanted to talk.

I found Mary Poppins on this big rectangle thing at the thrift store. You want to watch it so I can see what he's like?

Jun. 7th, 2018


Dungeons & Dragons or variations thereof: how many have played or are familiar?

Jun. 2nd, 2018


You can buy a machine that makes 110lb of ice a day for $620. Or you can buy four machines that make 26lb of ice a day for $100 each, which is a lot cheaper.

May. 23rd, 2018


[Friends and Colleagues* of Both Tony Starks]
In honor of Tony Stark the Younger somehow managing to reach the age of 21, you are invited to come and take advantage of free food and drink at my place in honor of his achievement, Saturday, June 2 at 6 PM.

Yes, I suppose it's also my birthday too, but I just celebrated it a few months ago. A hasty exit will be given to anyone who reminds me of the fact that Tiny is less than half of my age.

[Tony Stark (904913)]
Don't forget, birthday grill out on Tuesday. Bring whomever you want.

[* Includes Avengers, Guardians, and associates in-game or any universe]

May. 21st, 2018




We're getting drive thru!

May. 19th, 2018


Previous netpost attempts. )

My name is Peter Parker. I'm fifteen years old. I'm pretty quiet and won't cause any problems. Seriously you won't even notice I'm there. I need a guardian before I can leave so if you've got a spare couch or anything I'd really appreciate it.

May. 18th, 2018


Accidental Selfie

Pic, no filter )


ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀʟᴀxʏ (ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅɪɴɢ ɴᴇʙᴜʟᴀ)

I left it alone for awhile, but now I need ta know:

What happened?

May. 14th, 2018


[FILTERED TO GUARDIANS (you, too, Nebula and Yondu)]
ok here's the ground rules because i'm updating them for the house

no one gets sucked back home through that portal

no one moves out

groot's taking mantis's old room

and we're gonna do some dinner together tonight because i want an excuse to make 10 packages of bacon

May. 12th, 2018


Where is Stark and what have you done with him?

[There will be Infinity War spoilers in these comments.]

Mar. 18th, 2018


WHO: The Doctor (12), Nebula
WHEN: After the Battle of the Bands
WHERE: Uhhhh…whatever stage Marceline was able to book?
WHAT: The performances are over, and Nebula chats with the Doctor about learning to play an instrument, and the new arrival, Eleven.
STATUS: Complete in gdoc.

Then you can help her... )

Mar. 3rd, 2018




I think I'm going to start wearing a hat. Just to change things up a bit. Need to decide which one, though.

Not a fez. And not one of those cowboy hats.

God, I'm bored. I wish the TARDIS was here.

Feb. 22nd, 2018


[River Song]
Are you ok?


Hello! I haven't had a reason to use this network thingie for a while, been too TOO busy. Anything interesting happen while I've been away?

Oh, and I might've misplaced River Song somewhere. Has anybody heard from her recently?

Feb. 13th, 2018


They don't care if you look different. The people who live here. For anybody who cares.

Feb. 12th, 2018


stitch won't be mistaken for bad guy here?

Feb. 11th, 2018


Your Good Person lesson of the day.

Stealing cars is wrong. Apparently there was some confusion on this issue, so I thought I would clarify. Stealing in general is wrong. Please do not steal from other people. It has a negative net effect on the balance of the universe.

Thank you,

Feb. 10th, 2018


One does not simply ROCK into Mordor!


Oh joy a place that requires a whole lot of walking. They call it Middle Earth for a reason? Who the hell are these Lord of the Rings? I have no clue what the hell I'm reading.

[Johanna Mason]

You check out this map of Middle Earth?

[The 100]

Anyone ever heard of this place? Bellamy, I am looking at you. You're the nerd that reads.

ETA: I'm going to get the movies and going to watch them in my suite tonight. If you want to watch 'em come on over. Bring shit to eat. I'll have some stuff, but I don't know what you all like.


Many seem to be excited about where we are going next. What is so special about this Middle Earth?

Jan. 28th, 2018


[Doctor (12), River Song, Clara Oswald, Johnny Storm, Steven Universe - after this convo]
Am I depressed?

And what is a meep morp?

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