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Feb. 5th, 2020



Filter to Victor Frankenstein
I believe I'm going to visit the Pearl tonight. Just for a little while.

Jan. 23rd, 2020


You know, I lived in Seattle for my entire life, and I never got seasonal depression until I came here. Land of the overcast days with a little rain. It doesn't rain the way you think it does there. It's more like... half the year, but it's like misting. Drizzle. It doesn't last long. Maybe I'm used to it and that makes this span of NO RAIN harder for me?


Semi-late night thoughts by Liv Moore.

I think it's going to be a sleepless night.

Jan. 15th, 2020


Just a friendly reminder that anyone who sustained injuries yesterday during the earthquake should go either to the FNRB for evaluation or the clinic for evaluation. Should you be unable to leave due to injuries, someone will come to you directly.

Jan. 13th, 2020


WHO: The Mandalorian, Cara Dune (cameos by Nebula and Liv Moore)
WHEN: Today
WHERE: The Bureau
WHAT: Wakey wakey eggs and bac-y. (AKA Mando gets knocked out cold and wakes up later.)

Tick. )

Jan. 7th, 2020


Just in case anyone likes listening to stuff while they sleep, I highly recommend lofi on YouTube. I wanted to listen to something while I relaxed and fell asleep for an hour, so clearly it works.

On the upside, Stella and I had an amazing nap.

On the downside, I completely forgot what I was going to do this afternoon. I'm sure if it was that important I'll remember eventually.

It's Tuesday and we all know what that means! I'm on the hunt for delicious tacos.

Jan. 2nd, 2020


I'm curious to know whose hiring around here? I keep putting it off but I really ought to find work. I'm not sure what's around for someone who spent about a year traveling around time and space meeting aliens.

Maybe I should think about going back to sch-

Dec. 21st, 2019


Every December I've not had to set foot in the foul damp that's London I've considered an escape worthy of being celebrated, and I'm very happy to report that this will make nine in a row. This year I have much more to celebrate than avoiding a chill, so please allow me to introduce myself by expressing my gratitude at finding myself here. It seems a wonderful sort of place, and while I've no doubt I'll make a perfect fool of myself sooner rather than later, I do that in the city, too. I hate to begin by begging everyone's patience, but it won't be the first time, nor the last. I can only assure you I do my best to be a quick learner.

Dec. 9th, 2019


We're trying something a little new this year. Christmas Eve and Christmas Day will be holidays for the Bureau, but we'll need 6 volunteers to work Christmas Eve and Day in the three schedules for the portal and one doctor.

This is an experiment so it's first come, first serve on who works. And if we don't have enough, then we'll see if this is something we can do every year or not. Let me know which shift you can work. No swapping for back to back schedules; you get the same schedule on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. I need you all frosty.

  • 6am-2pm - Justice of Toren, Seiverden Vendaai
  • 2pm-10pm - Rolanda Hooch, One Volunteer
  • 10pm-6am - Natasha Romanoff, Bucky Barnes (616)

    I'd like you all to get to spend time with your families, but we still need coverage.

    The same will go for New Years Eve and New Years Day.

  • 6am-2pm - Two Volunteers
  • 2pm-10pm - Two Volunteers
  • 10pm-6am - Maria Hill, One Volunteer

  • [info]zombiemode

    I'm having a hard time coming up with things to ask Santa.

    Hi, so Ororo told me I could contact you directly for future services. She'd like to get out of the brain business, and I can't say I blame her.

    It's about that time, so I was wondering if I could maybe get an order?
    If I went out on a date, would you watch Zero for the night?
    Do you have plans this Friday?

    Dec. 8th, 2019


    Holidays are upon us, and ⚡ has been hit pretty hard by recent portal activity, so I'm putting out a call for recruitment.

    🌩️ Entertainment is a growing media and entertainment group encompassing ⚡, a record store located at [Address] specializing in 1970s - mid 1990s rock, punk, and R&B with a little bit of modern rock, hip hop, and electronic music) ✨⚡ (a record label and recording studio affiliated with ⚡), and ⍰⍰⍰, a barcade. I'm looking to hire store clerks for ⚡, sound engineers or recording editors for ✨⚡ and staff for ⍰⍰⍰. Pay's pretty competitive depending on position and perks of working for a record label do include concerts among other benefits.

    Also, for holiday shopping. Music makes a great gift.

    [Filtered to Liv Moore]
    So given the markup I've been working with and changes to management structure in my organization, it'll probably save you like a couple hundred dollars a month on brains if you can connect directly with the brain supplier.

    I've been working with Zelda Spellman at Spellman Mortuary. We can keep doing that if you like, but I'd figured I'd see where you stood on this.

    Nov. 25th, 2019


    Starting Monday, Vital Care Clinic will be offering flu shots from 8am to 4pm or by appointment after that time.

    Nov. 24th, 2019


    Does anyone make things here? Like, say, a life-sized replica of a dog house... tomb?

    I thought I'd put out some feelers for Zero's Christmas present.

    Sep. 26th, 2018


    So I know there are people here who work with the police department.

    Let me introduce myself. I'm Detective Clive Babineaux, homicide with the Seattle PD thinking about throwing my hat in here. But that done, I have a few questions now that I'm not a shambling corpse.

    Sep. 25th, 2018


    I need a headcount on who is still cursed and who isn't. Especially you, Fort Neill.

    Sep. 24th, 2018


    Anyone teach sword fighting around here? And who is good with werewolf lore?

    Liv, I have something important to ask you that I've been putting off since I got here.

    What's the last thing you remember about home?

    Sep. 18th, 2018


    Hello all! Just checking in to see if I've missed anyone that required my assistance.

    If you know a person that is cursed to a dreamless sleep and I haven't already left you supplies, instructions, and hooked up IVs and monitors for you, please do let me know and I'll come fix that. I'm also completely willing to look after them at Bureau in our medical wing if there will be a problem caring for them at home.

    The morgue is available to those that are decaying to help slow down the process. I also have a room at my home set to freezer temperatures, courtesy of a very helpful mediwitch, so I will make that available to anyone that needs it.

    Those that are transforming into animals for half of the day, Liv Moore would like to come see you and help make sure that everything is normal for the animal you've become. Please don't be a horse about it, she's only trying to look out for you.

    Incorporeal beings, if you need anything done that you can't do right now, please don't hesitate to reach out.

    And...I think that's it! If you need help, just say the word. I'm sleeping for a week straight after thi-

    Thank you for the assistance with the teleportation. Not my favorite method of getting around, but the coolest by far. I owe you one.

    Sep. 16th, 2018


    It appears as though several among our staff have been altered. Please check in here to let us know if you are among those affected and we'll ensure coverage for your position.

    ADDED:[Alice Quinn]
    Are you able to create portals for Dr. Chakrabarti to see patients?


    Hello there! I'm Dr. Chakrabarti. While I'm relatively new here and it's a Sunday morning after a ridiculous event, I highly urge anyone that went to the ball yesterday to come in for an once over, even if you were not injured or otherwise affected by last night's events. You may be asymptomatic or may not realize something's off.

    Also, it'll give me a chance to get to know everyone here and give me a baseline to work off, in case something in the future happens where you need a doctor in your life. I've been told that people are skittish about blood draws around here, so rest assured, I'll only be doing that and any tests only if you consent to them. You should be getting checked up yearly anyway, so you might as well get it done now. Added bonus: you get to talk to me and I absolutely think I'm hilarious company.

    I'll be down at the Bureau's medical wing all day today, so feel free to call in ahead of time to see how long, short, or non-existent the queue is so you're not waiting around forever. And if you like waiting, bring a book! I recommend Crazy Rich Asians for a fun read. I devoured that and the rest of the books in its series within a week.

    EDIT: So far it looks like that people have been affected by the fairies. Things we are seeing so far: Tinkerbellism (Approximately six inches tall), going giant, spewing out the truth, and transforming into animals (wolf, horse, and bird). Possibly a coma like sleep as well, still looking into those cases. Vomiting pearls when trying to speak. Intangibility. Decaying - Those of you suffering from this one, I highly recommend finding a large freezer and sitting in it immediately. Or anyone with ice powers that can cool you down. At the very least, put those ACs to use asap. Mutism.

    If you believe you can assist with any of these things, please find the person afflicted on this post and offer your help.

    EDIT 2: If there are any animal specialists available, we may have some people that might appreciate you looking them over. Also, any psychologists or therapists being on standby would be appreciated.

    Sep. 14th, 2018


    So other than possible killer fairies, what should a newbie here know about this place?

    My colleague, Dr. Liv Moore, has recommended to me to reach out to you, Mr. Jones, about an employment opportunity with the Bureau. I was the Medical Examiner with the King County Medical Examiner's Office in Seattle back in my world. Previous to that, I was a forensic pathologist with the Center for Disease Control and Prevention.

    If my skills would be beneficial to your Bureau, I am ready and willing to come work for you.

    So are you ready to come live with me, Clive? You know you're ready to give in. And Liv, I've reached out to Ianto, so once I hear back, I'll see if I get to play with corpses with you or not. How's that devil brain treating you?

    Sep. 10th, 2018


    This universe has got a sick sense of humor.

    How sure are we everyone didn't just do a bunch of drugs at some point without knowing it?


    [Filtered to the Paraguay team and FNRB base members]
    We've discovered another portal here. It appears to have gone offline on the date of the attack on soldiers at our base during the 90s and then come online again the day of the attack.

    There are records of others having come through this portal. I'm enclosing their names and the information we have about them in a file. We need someone to try and locate where they might currently be.

    We have a body to transport back for an autopsy as well as several photographs and video evidence to go through.

    We're still working through numerous sources of material here and will report in anything else we might find.

    If you have been on shift for more than 12 hours today, you are required to utilize the room designated for rest and get a few hours of sleep before continuing with work.

    Sep. 4th, 2018


    Favorite snack foods, go.

    Hey, what do I do to go about getting guardianship over a minor around here? Hers got sent back recently.

    Also, did you know Reduced Fat Cheese Cheeto Puffs existed? What's even the point?

    Sep. 3rd, 2018


    This is new.

    A whole town. Kind of feels like the circus train, with all the sand and dust, but it's 2018 according to everything here.

    I don't remember the countdown this time, and I usually do. It's weird. No new experiment-related costume. No task. Not a fan of these where you have to figure it out along the way. At least the train was simple: here's your job, here's your secret task. Go forth and do as you will.

    I'm assuming that this is one of those experiments like the jungle with the volcano where we have to tough it out and survive. I didn't get any instruction, and these people weren't very helpful.

    Then again, you usually like to let us do our own thing and figure it out along the way. If I need any help, I'll try to figure it out on my own, but I might end up asking you anyway.

    Jan. 12th, 2018


    They have ghost pepper hot sauce on this ship. I asked for a bottle, and they gave it to me. I can put it on everything without making it weird!

    Jan. 6th, 2018


    This is the first ocean cruise I've been on. The ship itself is magnificent.

    [Liv Moore]
    One of the robots has informed me that you are my cabin mate on this voyage. My name is Martha Jones. I thought it polite to introduce myself. Do you have a preference on which room you'd like? They look the same to me.


    Stating the obvious aside: we've made another jump. Some of you remember (and would like to forget) the Prettiest Star space cruise ship. This one is on water this time. From what I can tell, it's a luxury cruise ship. Most of what I've seen seems familiar to cruise ships on Earth, but who knows so make sure you're careful until we know exactly what we're dealing with.

    Check in on this post and see if your friends are here.
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    Dec. 20th, 2017


    Shark socks and make-your-own hot sauce. How did you know, Secret Santa?


    This hot sauce kit requires sterilizing solution and gloves. I will try not to blow up your kitchen, Nikolai.


    Okay, I don't know who made this blanket, but it's the best. Fits right in in my bedroom. So thank you, Secret Santa.


    Who: Secret Santa participants!
    When: First thing Wed 20th
    Where: A mailbox near you! (Or next to the mailbox.)

    Sorted alphabetically by first name:

    Albus to Hope )

    Ianto to Percy )

    Pixie to Zelda )

    Dec. 18th, 2017


    I'm out!

    I'm in flip flops. It's kinda brisk for flip flops.


    Do you want to be my guardian?

    [ZELDA & LIV separately.]

    Thanks for bringing me stuff! If I find my ukulele, I'll play you a song in exchange. :3

    Dec. 16th, 2017


    Hi! I'm Steven.

    That's all. I'll wait here.

    Dec. 11th, 2017



    Dec. 6th, 2017


    [Filtered Away from People Who Want to Shoot/Maim/Kill/Jail Him]

    Just what does a god do for work around here? It all seems terribly boring.


    Ugh. Days like this really make me miss Seattle and its seasons. What is this? And there's a Christmas parade on Friday? Who can think about Christmas like this?

    Nov. 27th, 2017


    Since we've done Thanksgiving and it's almost December it's about time to bring back Secret Santa, I think. We did it last year but for the new people who don't know, December 25 is Christmas which is usually celebrating by gift giving. The patron saint of the holiday is St Nicholas aka Santa Claus, who brings gifts for children. (Spoilers: those presents are actually bought by their parents.) A Secret Santa is a gift exchange where everyone who participates gets the name of one other person and anonymously buys that person a present. So everyone gets one, but they don't know who it's from unless that person chooses to tell them. It's fun and a lot of workplaces or families do it to cut down on everyone having to buy presents for everyone else and spending all their money.

    If you want to play, leave a comment or email me [ooc:you can just send me a list of characters if you don't want to comment for everyone]. On December 3 (next Monday) I'll do the assignments and tell you who you're buying for. Get your present to me by 5.30pm December 19 (a Wednesday) and I'll deliver them all.

    If anyone disappears before the 19th, I'll jump in to make sure no one misses out, and in case I disappear I'll leave the list with a couple other people so they can handle it. If we get taken to another universe... I've got no fix for that, so let's hope we don't.

    So to repeat important dates:

    Sign up by December 3
    Get a present to me by December 19

    Nov. 21st, 2017


    Unpopular opinion time, JJ's Diner is meh.

    Hey. You can ignore this and I'll get it, but I wanted to know if you have a solution to the trigger words? I need to get that locked down before some dumbass tries to use it against me.

    So I know this is coming out of nowhere, but Thor and I were wondering if you were hiring anyone to work for you? We heard you had a PI business here. I had my own in the world I was in before this, so I have experience and can tell you about it in person. I don't know Thor's capabilities, but he's eager.

    I was told that you should be the person I talk to about potentially removing certain trigger words from my mind. I don't have a lot to offer in the way of money, but I will owe you or you can put me to work in whatever way you like. But I need help and someone I trust pointed me toward you. So. If this is something we can work on together, I'd appreciate it. If I should look somewhere else, let me know.

    Nov. 20th, 2017


    I can't be the only one missing when we used to actually get all the new releases.

    Before we went to space there were teasers for Wonder Woman and the new Spider-man and now nothing. And Justice League and Thor were supposed to be out this year and NOTHING.

    And no new rumors on the Gambit movie.

    It's like the death of nerdom.

    I miss new comics.

    Nov. 8th, 2017


    So, dimensions and portals and ... alternate worlds. That's a thing now? I'm not sure I buy all this.

    But fine. Quarantine, for two days. What's the recommendations for TV?

    Nov. 5th, 2017


    On Friday, I commented on a young lady's network post and heartlessly called her an 'idiot'. I sincerely apologize for my action. I allowed my temper to get the better of me, and promise to be more vigilant about what I write.

    [Private to the Displaced Adults]
    However, I stand by my concern for the Displaced underage youth. I understand they are required to have guardians when they arrive. How much supervision are they given? Tumblewood is turbulent and dangerous, and while I understand some of the youth have powers and may even be able to defend themselves, they are still children.

    Nov. 3rd, 2017


    I don't know how it got out of its box, but I can't find my mogwai. I found a couple clumps of hair in my shower, but no sign of a mogwai(s).


    Ummmmmmmm I think I've got a problem

    I don't know where he went?

    Nov. 1st, 2017


    Attention celebrators of Bonfire Night! I will be hosting Bonfire night at Ronan's farm, and I've been told the go-karts will be running that night as well.

    Johnny Storm has graciously agreed to light our bonfire with himself, and I would love it if we had one or two magical types (I'm looking at you Albus) could ensure that the fire itself won't scorch or burn anything in the area. We're not looking to start a brush fire that destroys the town. If there's anyone magical or fireworks-inclined that wouldn't go amiss either.

    The only thing missing is a chill in the air and a hot apple cider. (Rest assured there will be beverages and snacks. Volunteers for this would be lovely as well.)

    Oct. 26th, 2017


    Has anyone turned into their costumes lately? I haven't seen anything weird running around the last few days so I was just wondering if maybe the costume thing was over?

    And just how typical is that?

    Oct. 17th, 2017


    When I find out who slipped a mickey into my scotch and dropped me off where ever the hell this place is, I'm going to make your life a living hell and kick seven shades of shit out of you! And whichever one of you bastards shot me with a tranquilizer and stole my gun is next on the list!

    It's like bloody Star Trek in here with this weird little computer. The guard said if I type on it, then there's other folk out there who can respond. Right then! Someone bloody well better respond and tell me where I really am, not this bollocks about being brought through a vortex!

    Oct. 4th, 2017


    Okay, so that was weirder than normal. For anyone curious, I no longer think I am Mary Poppins.

    Everyone else back to normal?

    Sep. 29th, 2017


    [Please to be pretending that Logan has been gone for a few days? He needed some "me" time.]

    What the hell is going on with all the new people?

    Heard Dash came back, too. That's the only plus I can see right now.

    Sep. 27th, 2017


    What the fuck?

    Sep. 21st, 2017


    i need new music. gimme some good stuff to look up

    we're all good with moving outta the avengers mansion and somewhere people ain't gonna think twice about my good looks and quill's lack of style, right?? cause i got something real good lined up for us

    Sep. 18th, 2017


    Okay, so here's the thing. Some of you have talked to me and know this, and some of you don't, but...

    I'm a zombie.

    And I know. There's a lot of bad things about it, so I'm going to open up the floor for questions. Ask me anything, and I'll answer.

    Sep. 5th, 2017


    The downside of watching HGTV is that you suddenly feel like you can take on a project despite having zero experience. Also, what is it with these shows and shiplap and everything being perfectly clean? I get that it's a show and you know presentation counts, but at least make it seem like an actual family could live there.

    Then again, I might not actually have good taste. My room was very pink and light purple back home.

    Hey! So, forgot to mention this sooner, but I've moved to location. I have a nice new roommate, don't know if any of you have seen or talked to her, her name's Liv Moore.

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