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Sep. 28th, 2018


Thankfully, I seem to be formed once more. I'll be pleased to get back to work now. It's hard to tell if the worms are excited or disappointed.

Sep. 27th, 2018


Printers over here have quit working. I'm not sure who needs to do what, but I am not a tech.

You're sliding backwards.

Sep. 17th, 2018


If anyone else is having difficulty getting around due to reduced size, I have figured out how to magic a RC car to move without the remote. I'll gladly do so for you if you need. You just need to provide the car and have someone bring it to me.

And on that note, Rogue, my hamburger car is Anka Irene's when this is all over should she want it.

How are they?

Sep. 16th, 2018


It seems you've all been affected because you helped us who were taken. What can I do to help you all?

Quentin, you have my sincerest gratitude. I'll need to see you once this is over.
I suppose a roll call is in order.

Sep. 13th, 2018


My advice is the same advice I give most people in times of warning: don't go anywhere alone.

Which leads me to my question. Would you mind terribly if I asked you to stay with me for a while? At least until this faerie stuff blows over?
Be safe.
I'm going to need you to stop being a hermit.
We got off on the wrong foot, and I'd like to start over.

Hello, I'm Leia. How are you?
Thank you so much for this past weekend. I had a wonderful time getting to know you.


I'll be heading down to the island Friday afternoon. If'n anyone wants a place to go to try and stay outta this mess you're more'n welcome to come and stay in one of the other houses.

If ya'd like to just go keeping your kids there to help deal with this mess that is supposedly happening, that's fine too. We'll make sure they're taken care of.

Sep. 9th, 2018


I was just thinking about receiving gifts or whatever you want to call them from the portal or from whoever has control here. Well, in a very odd coincidence, I was delivered a handwritten letter sent to me from - myself. Did anyone else receive anything similar recently?

Sep. 7th, 2018


It's a shame we can't ask demands of the portal. I could use some spiced caf right about now. This damn headache won't go away.

Have you set a date yet?
My son is getting married. If there was ever something that made me feel old...
What do you think about this marriage?

Aug. 30th, 2018


not an IC cut )

How do you feel about the 8th for New York? I can get us tickets for Hamilton right now if that works for you. The 15th also seems doable on the ticket front.

Thank you for the plants, Fray. I like mine immensely. What does yours look like?

When do you think you'll have a spare few hours?

When you were in the hotel, you got memory updates, didn't you?

* If you think they are friends, probably are!

Aug. 22nd, 2018



This Guy.

Aug. 20th, 2018


WHO: Leia Organa (Canon), Rey (CL)
WHEN: After this, at the end of July.
WHERE: Leia's apartment.
WHAT: Rey comes over to visit with Leia after they begin to talk about the memory update.
TRIGGERS: Talk of the events of The Last Jedi which will likely include emotional manipulation, fighting Snoke's guards, and more.

You managed to survive all of them. The Force truly is with you. )

Aug. 19th, 2018


WHO: Anakin Skywalker, Leia Organa (canon)
WHEN: Several weeks ago
WHERE: JJ's or lunch.
WHAT: Anakin and Leia agree to have lunch together, but it's kind of hard when your father was a homicidal maniac who tried to kill you a bunch of times.
TRIGGERS: Talk of Jedi Temple slaughter, Padmé's death, and you know, general Star Wars deaths.

What do you get when you toss Darth Vader and Princess Leia together in a restaurant? Awkwardness. That's what you get. )

Aug. 16th, 2018


Where'd you get the number?
I need a favor.


[General Leia Organa]
*Attached image of this exchange.

Please tell me this is just a poorly thought out joke.

Aug. 14th, 2018


[Friends + Family]
Who else has been affected by the latest portal shenanigans?



This isn't giant cat overlords in bowties.


The video starts with a shake of the camera, like the phone was fumbled, but the image is too close and everything is out of focus. After a couple seconds, the phone is dropped and facing up at a ceiling. In the background, nearby, there is loud barking taking place. Another moment later, an animated but familiar shape of a common toy steps into frame sporting Rey's formerly signature hairstyle. She's lacking a mouth but her eyebrows are drawn down in a frustrated look. Eyes focus in on the camera and she starts vocalizing but no words come out. At best, it sounds like frustrated grunts and groans coming from the back of her throat. Eyes narrow further and she lifts both her arms in a 'WHAT' gesture. There's very visible frustration that continues on as she moves in and out of frame, with a dog briefly rushing past view, before suddenly the camera shows a stylus begin to float in midair. It comes down close near the camera and suddenly the picture ends, as she has shut the camera off. Within thirty seconds, the following message shows on network.

is this portal

Aug. 7th, 2018


(038) Poe Dameron

[Filter: Leia Organa (Canon)]
Finn might have mentioned this already, but I wanted you to know I remember everything.

And I wanted to say also, though I know it doesn't mean much of anything. I'm really sorry. I kinda made a mess of things.

Aug. 6th, 2018


Just so you are aware, I calculate a 42.7% chance of the portal sending giant cat overlords in bow ties on August 14th. For your safety, please do not fight them. Placate them with catnip and pretend to worship them until the portal self-corrects and sends them away.

[General Organa]
Have you ever been to Hawaii?

Aug. 5th, 2018


I guess sailing's okay. It was different to see how it works when it's not a magic boat.

[Ronan Lynch]
I have a mission for you. Sort of. More like a request. I could probably do it on my own and you're not exactly the person I should probably choose if I don't want it to come back to me, but I won't get in trouble for this and the old man won't know it's because of me.

Added in later

[Kylo's Mom Leia Organa]
Hello. I need your assistance with something if you don't mind.

Jul. 30th, 2018




(040) Kylo Ren

[Filter: Skywalkers & Solos (both timelines) & Eliot Waugh]
Eliot and I wanted to tell you that we're engaged. Eliot proposed, I accepted.

We're just telling family and close friends right now, and Eliot still needs to speak to some of his friends, so I would appreciate you keeping it quiet until we make a public announcement, but I wanted you all to hear it from me first.

Jul. 29th, 2018


Who: Luke Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker & Leia Organa (Canon)
What: Luke Skywalker arrives on a quiet Sunday afternoon.
When: Sunday, July 29th
Where: Fort Neil Resettlement Bureau
Warnings: TBD
Status: TBC in the comments.

No presence would be felt. )

Jul. 26th, 2018


You felt it, didn't you?
I'm sorry to announce that Han Solo has disappeared.

Jul. 22nd, 2018


So it seems people are pretty eager to talk about spy games here. But maybe the more interesting question is, who of you guys do you think would win in a fight?


Can we talk about home?

Jul. 20th, 2018


Filtered Post: Anakin Skywalker

    I don't know how anyone will feel about this, but I'm letting you know that I'm moving out of the mansion. With Artoo, of course. We've moved in with Aphra at her place.

    Artoo and I want to thank everyone we lived with for their hospitality— or in Sabine's case, for keeping it interesting.

Jul. 14th, 2018


So how does one go about judging an alien beauty pageant?

Because I may have finally found a job worth doing.

Jul. 10th, 2018


(039) Kylo Ren

Not an IC Cut )

This week we are selling The Hoth. An iced white mocha, that is neither as cold as Hoth, nor as white as it, but I don't come up with these names. I think they're inspired by the place across the street.

[Filter: Eliot & Fen]
I hate this weather. There has to be somewhere on this planet that's cooler.

Jul. 9th, 2018


(051) Anakin Solo

I kinda got so much sun in Italy, and it was completely fantastic. I'd definitely go back, and thank you Santa for Italy trips.

[Galaxy Far, Far, Away (all canons)]
I brought back souvenirs for everyone. Trinkets, kinda, cause they get cranky if you put too much in your luggage. What I wouldn't have given for the Falcon not gonna lie.

Call me spoiled, but I want like, date night. And Ice cream even if it won't measure up to gelato. Let's do something tonight.

Jul. 5th, 2018


I found Star Wars here. We had it on a betamax. Mike had the round spaceship. A falcon?

I was told to look at NASA's insta-graham for real stars.

It's scary in space.

Jul. 3rd, 2018


[General Leia]
I think I'd like to stop this game now.

[Eleanor & Tahani]
Janet is [...]

[Brooke Maddox]
This is all your [...]


Some really old guy with white hair just dropped off like a bunch of cookies off at the house.

I know they say not to take candy from strangers but I get to keep these, right? They're okay to eat?

Jun. 30th, 2018


[Filtered away from Janet]
Okay, so some of you might be aware, my BFF in this world, the fabulous Janet, has been reduced from building and running entire worlds (I think) to just hanging out at my place, watch re-runs and not eating pizza.

I need suggestions on what to do with the woman that can basically do everything. Please remember she doesn't eat, drink or sleep.

I really wanna help her find something she can do without just ending up doing stuff for people that don't appreciate her again.

[Eleanor S.]
Do you think Janet would like paintball? Manicures? Shopping?

And would you like those things?

Jun. 26th, 2018


[Filtered to Leia Organa Solo and Leia Organa]
Would the two of you like to have lunch with me this weekend? Whichever day works for you both.

Jun. 25th, 2018


backdated: friday

[General Organa]
Interested in a wager?

Jun. 17th, 2018


Since it seems that today is a day to honor fathers and last month I missed the day to honor mothers thanks to that powers issue, I would like to say that my parents, Jobal and Ruwee Naberrie, are two of the most wonderful people that I have ever known. I only hope that I do them both honor with every action I take, and I can't help but hope they both one day arrive in Tumbleweed.

Leia - both of you - if you haven't had the opportunity to meet them, I hope that you do someday. And the same for you, Kylo and Anakin.


Do you know what today is on this planet?
Happy father's day, Han.

Jun. 15th, 2018


We never finalized. Are we going to go to Chicago next weekend? How do we want to try to get there? There is the planes but I think we could probably ask someone to make us a portal. Both Alice and Margo could from my understanding.

And I'd like to invite Leia and Han. Is that alright?
Today was the final day of school, wasn't it? How should we celebrate? I hear it is customary.
What do you all think about perhaps having a monthly night out? I'm not sure what we could do but I like the idea of regular outings.

Added in

Finn, Poe and I are going to be going to Chicago next weekend for one of the Pride events. Since that was where Finn and I lived for so long, I thought maybe you two would like to join us? I could show you where we used to stay. The Falcon won't be there but--- We could invite Chewie, too?


[Voice to Text]
Anybody want to go into a law partnership with me? I can't work for the City anymore. Yesterday I was appointed a case. Without giving details, he was guilty, plain and simple. He admitted he was. But I'm supposed to defend him in court. It's going against everything that stand for, and I'm ready to throw in the towel.

Gaby? Remember that rock you brought back for Knuckle? He loved it so much that he headbutted it until he learned a new move and shattered it. Now I have hundreds of smaller rocks all over my apartment. I think we need to get our Jangmo-o's together for a play date.

Jun. 13th, 2018


So. Tumbleweed Texas.

What should a guy be sure to hit up while he's passing through?

Jun. 7th, 2018


(037) Kylo Ren

[Filter: Selina, Quentin, Bucky (PH), Padme, Credence, Damon, Eliot]
The kittens are of an age where they could leave Millicent within the next week or two. If you want to come by, we can arrange a time. I know some of you have been by and may already have bonded with one, but if not, I hope you will get a chance to come and spend some time with them and figure out which of them you might be closest to.

Probably sometime next week, the week after at the most, and you can take one.

[Selina & Eliot]
Have you found a more stable housing situation?

[Leia Organa & Han Solo (Canon)]
I got memories.


And Ben's lightsaber.

Jun. 5th, 2018


Never get bored, Google yourself, and read fanfiction written about yourself.

Or do, if that's what you're into.


So after sleeping for a solid 16 hours I started digging around on the internet. And found movies.

That probably sounds sketchy.

I found movies that include parts of my life.

It turns out my life is an alternate ending. So that's... cool. I guess. Not really.

Is this normal? Does this sort of thing exist for everyone?

May. 29th, 2018



FILTER: STAR WARS FAM (CANON* - Yes, that means you, too, Rey/Finn/Poe!)
Hey. Got someone here that wants to see you. [ Insert video clip of Chewie howling hello ]
Look son, I ain't telling him you're here. Not yet. He remembers. Now, I'll get him settled in and talk later, but you know it's gonna take some time. Just be prepared, alright?

May. 26th, 2018


Well, jumping to the future’s a new one. Anyone seen a 37 year old African-American man, 6’2” approximately 180 lbs with no regard for protocol. Answers to Slick, will argue if called Kid despite the fact that he behaves like one?

Guess I can rely on the coffee, but if they keep it up with that powder creamer, they’re going to have to find somewhere else to go.

May. 24th, 2018


I'm not sensing Tonks, anyone seen her?

May. 21st, 2018


What a pleasant surprise to be gifted a set of dyes from home. The ones I've found here in Tumbleweed simply don't last.

Now, to the most important question: what color to go next?

May. 16th, 2018


[Filtered away from the Cottage/Brakebills people and Emma Swan]
How are there STILL so many rules?

Tell someone where you're going. Don't take cars without asking. It's not like I stole it. I was bringing it back! I didn't crash it or scratch it or ANYTHING! It's not like they were USING IT. I'm so tired of getting in trouble for rules I DIDN'T KNOW EXISTED!

Now I have to go to school to learn how to drive. Why do you have to go to school for that when someone can just SHOW YOU?! I'm getting sick of rules.

May. 13th, 2018


Have any of you been affected by the recent power exchange? Are you in need of someone to handle things for you?

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