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Sep. 29th, 2018


Do you like food?

Do you like my brother? (The small one, not the greasy haired one.)

Do you like spiders?

Come join us for a feast at Torunn's Asgardian palace on Tuesday to celebrate my brother's engagement to a spider person. Festivities begin around 5PM and will possibly run well into the night. There will be food, there will be drinks, and there will be games.

If you start any fights, I will personally come over to win that fight and then kick you out. :)

Sep. 19th, 2018


If you find that your mind is unquiet, if you need help refocusing and revitalizing your body, mind and spirit, and developing strength and flexibility in your muscles and tendons, please sign up for yoga classes at the Center for Performing and Creative Arts with me, Thor. I will be teach Tao yin classes at 6 AM every morning, Monday to Friday. Classes will run approximately an hour long. Required items, fee, and recommendations can be found on the center's website.

First class is tomorrow. I hope I see many of you soon. :)

Thank you for this opportunity. I hope it brings more attention ton your center.

No change.

Sep. 16th, 2018


Hello there! I'm Dr. Chakrabarti. While I'm relatively new here and it's a Sunday morning after a ridiculous event, I highly urge anyone that went to the ball yesterday to come in for an once over, even if you were not injured or otherwise affected by last night's events. You may be asymptomatic or may not realize something's off.

Also, it'll give me a chance to get to know everyone here and give me a baseline to work off, in case something in the future happens where you need a doctor in your life. I've been told that people are skittish about blood draws around here, so rest assured, I'll only be doing that and any tests only if you consent to them. You should be getting checked up yearly anyway, so you might as well get it done now. Added bonus: you get to talk to me and I absolutely think I'm hilarious company.

I'll be down at the Bureau's medical wing all day today, so feel free to call in ahead of time to see how long, short, or non-existent the queue is so you're not waiting around forever. And if you like waiting, bring a book! I recommend Crazy Rich Asians for a fun read. I devoured that and the rest of the books in its series within a week.

EDIT: So far it looks like that people have been affected by the fairies. Things we are seeing so far: Tinkerbellism (Approximately six inches tall), going giant, spewing out the truth, and transforming into animals (wolf, horse, and bird). Possibly a coma like sleep as well, still looking into those cases. Vomiting pearls when trying to speak. Intangibility. Decaying - Those of you suffering from this one, I highly recommend finding a large freezer and sitting in it immediately. Or anyone with ice powers that can cool you down. At the very least, put those ACs to use asap. Mutism.

If you believe you can assist with any of these things, please find the person afflicted on this post and offer your help.

EDIT 2: If there are any animal specialists available, we may have some people that might appreciate you looking them over. Also, any psychologists or therapists being on standby would be appreciated.

Sep. 10th, 2018


This universe has got a sick sense of humor.

How sure are we everyone didn't just do a bunch of drugs at some point without knowing it?

Sep. 9th, 2018


Nice game you got here. Would be a shame if something happened to it.

Knock knock!

Sep. 8th, 2018




How do people go to work with hangovers and function?? I've had one once and this is so much worse... How often do people get memory dumps around here? If it's more than once a year, I really feel for you. Really. This is so disorienting.

All I'm saying is: TGIF.

filter: alex danvers
I saw them. Argos City, the Legion, J'onn's father. Mon-El, and...

Just everything. Can we have a pity party tonight?

Sep. 7th, 2018


This town is the living embodiment of Friday Night Lights without the hot coach. Nothing is open. Looks like I'm making a doorway somewhere fun tonight.

When do you get back in town?
Everyone is doing this Quidditch thing. Why don't we have a Welters field?

Aug. 23rd, 2018


Vex is gone.

Still open for business.

That's all I got.

Aug. 1st, 2018


[Asgardians + Friends*]

I have taken another job, one that involves a bit of subterfuge. T'will involve me being out of country now and again, and when such a thing occurs I would like to ask if anyone could check in on Thor, the Mareep. He is boarded with the pokemon ranch, and is used to frequent visits.

Edit after Rhodey's post: It seems I shall be leaving today. I cannot say when I will return.

(*OOC: If you've talked to Sif you are her friend)

Jul. 16th, 2018


[FILTER: Carpe Noctem Staff + Phèdre]
Vex and Kenzi,

May I introduce you to my dear new friend and recent tenant, Miss Phèdre nó Delaunay de Montrève? I believe she has a special skill set you would find most beneficial to your establishment. I will let her speak to her qualifications.

I would also be happy to arrange a meeting in person, whether at the club for your convenience or my home for your comfort.


Jul. 12th, 2018


I've had a good friend suggest this idea. Since this Crash Day seems to be a popular thing here and I know people love to get extra for these things...

I am offering to turn your hair and skin color into whatever you want for a discounted price. The effects would last a day or less if you wish.

Jul. 10th, 2018


A questionable thanks to whoever bestowed me with an added boost to my ego yesterday. Not that I have trouble with my ego, though. I got a lot of tips because of it, though. Can't really complain about that. Even though I don't actually need the money right now, but

[Julia Wicker]
I'll take the spells off the books. Since we're teaching people. Or maybe I'll just go with one book when necessary. I still have my files, too. We'll look through and see what'll be useful, I guess.

[Ethan Chandler]
And thank you for assisting me yesterday with Roman hands and Russian fingers personified.

Jul. 2nd, 2018


Told this is how we're supposed to introduce ourselves. Eliot. Not a fan.

Jun. 30th, 2018


Thank you to all that came out to support my humble little club last night. And, of course, all my thanks to my hardworking staff that made last night possible.

My darling Kenzi and I will be holding more interviews in the coming weeks as we're still hiring for wait staff and bartending positions. Message one of us if you're interested.

And you seemed very much in your element last night in some of our more private rooms. Any interest in a position with us? I pay handsomely.

Jun. 24th, 2018


Is anyone else having Zolom flashbacks? I'm having Zolom flashbacks.

I really should have stayed at Disney.

Jun. 13th, 2018


So. Tumbleweed Texas.

What should a guy be sure to hit up while he's passing through?


Can't believe I'm watching a fucking livestream of a raccoon napping on a twenty-fourth floor window ledge.

Jun. 9th, 2018


I see congratulations are in order for forming your own country. It is a terrible shame that I should arrive here in the New World along with Mrs. Quigley's home, but no Mrs. Quigley to speak of, nor anyone else who previously resided there. It is a fine and most reputable house, visited often by those with of discerning tastes. Now there only vacancies to be filled. Whatever am I to do?

There is still plenty of wine to drink, the vintage most agreeable in my time, though I suspect might be a curiosity in yours. It would be absolutely wicked of me to indulge without offering. Therefore I have no choice but to cordially invite all of you to my home on the Eve of the Thirteenth, which I find appropriate given my circumstances, at [address].

If you are a gambler, I would be most honored to host you at my table.

Please come in your most fashionable. I am curious to see more of what people are wearing these days. I still have much to learn of your world and am grateful for the company.

To new friendships,
Miss Charlotte Wells


Happy Pride!
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Jun. 4th, 2018


Because of the absolutely dismal state of the club scene in Nowhere, Texas, I've taken it upon myself to acquire funding for something a little different the 21+ crowd.

Carpe Noctem is in the process of opening on June 29th, the last Friday of this month. I am hiring a full staff and will be in need of licensed bartenders, waitresses, and professional dominatrices. I will also be requiring a few bouncers and DJs. I'll be hosting interviews over the next two weeks, so if you're looking for something new to do and are 21 and over, contact me.

Are we at the forgive and forget portion of our friendship yet? Because I'd like you to be my manager.

May. 30th, 2018


Today's definitely looking up. I mean, it could always improve, but whatever. Also watching Netflix has gotten boring, so if anyone has ideas of how to have fun that don't involve sparring or workout routines, I could use a distraction and the company.

Texts to Julia Wicker )

May. 22nd, 2018


Reyes and Jones! I told you not to mess with that blackhole!


Who decided humidity had to be an actual thing? What purpose does it serve? Does it even help anything out? Even the animals are miserable with it.

Aren't there people here who can make it go away?

Why don't you make it go away?

May. 21st, 2018




We're getting drive thru!

May. 20th, 2018



As you may or may not know, The Pit has been under construction for some time now. Due to the delay caused by our Ocean Cruise, we've just recently finished construction on our dedicated Quidditch Pitch and are almost ready to received visitors.

We will be opening our doors, so to speak, on Tuesday May 29th at 8 AM. However, we invite everyone to come out to the premises on Sunday May 27th. We will be having an open house on that day so if you've never seen Quidditch in action or how a broom flies, you can come get a glimpse ahead of time. We are planning on a full day of pickup games and will be showing everyone how the game is played should people need explanation.

The Pit is user friendly and if you've ever had a dream of mounting a broom and taking to the air then we are here for you. While we have rental brooms available for all Wizards and Witches, we also have brooms specifically designed for use by non magical patrons. That's right. You do not have to have magic in order to participate.

I've provided a schedule of what we currently offer here. There will be lessons available beginning on opening day and ideally, once we have enough interested people, we will begin to have weekend matches in the near future.

Thank you.

I need one more instructor. Does anyone have interest in teaching flying and would like to interview with myself, Bill and James?




We're an Easter Egg!


So actual multiverse weirdness or is this the crappiest version of Valhalla to ever exist?

Because I've gotta say, the welcome wagon for fallen warriors needs significant improvement. Maybe trade up actual shots for the tequila variety. Don't throw people through doors when they get here, oh mysterious forces. Be better greeters.

Is there coffee? Someone tell me there's coffee.