February 2020




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Feb. 16th, 2020


Aw bro, you took a one-eyed dog? What is wrong with you? This replacement doesn't act anything like him either. You're pretty much the suck as far as copies goes. What did you do? Use these poor fairies to death and then just decide they'd be good family member replacements?

Feb. 14th, 2020


Filtered away from Maleficent

I hate everything. I just dropped my whole collection of Pokemon cards and they went EVERYWHERE and I think I damaged my favorite one!

Also my phone fell in the toilet, Kate. I didn't mean to, it just happened. Maybe you were right about the lady and threatening to punch her in her face. Can I be excused from school for forever now? I'm pretty sure my math homework accidentally catching fire was a sign.

Feb. 10th, 2020


This isn't the sort of portal I'm used to going through... I was expecting to just have a nice night's sleep after finishing up class at the dojo, but that didn't seem to be in the cards. Now I'm here, wherever and whenever here is.

So uh, hi, I'm Danny Rand. It'd be great to get to meet you guys and I hope there are some friendly faces here.

Feb. 9th, 2020


How are your dreams these days?

And I suggest leaving the birds alone. Unless you would like to become one.

Feb. 3rd, 2020


Man do you ever have that feeling that you've been like around for a few weeks in a metaphorical sense but not necessarily in a physical sense, like the person in charge of your storyline has just not been keeping up at all cause they suck or something?

So what's going on with all of yoooooou?

Jan. 21st, 2020


You know what I miss and this town needs?

A bowling alley.

Anyone up for a drive out of town for a few hours of laser bowl? Maybe this weekend?

Jan. 20th, 2020


Has anyone seen Clint?

Jan. 14th, 2020


Can't say the beginning of the year's been boring at least?


So you've had some time to settle in. I know it's a lot. We can go and get some more stuff for your room to help it feel more room like.

I figure we could go over some basics? Plus things like signing up for school and all that.


Thanks to everyone who helped out against the Grinch Gang. So far from what I've heard prosecution against them has been moving around at a steady clip. A lot of the donations were recovered too.

We're still working with Station to set up as best we can for our headquarters. With the earthquake going on today, keep an eye out if Natasha needs to call us in to assist.

Jan. 12th, 2020


So if people can't lie does that mean it's time for a truth telling meme?

Dec. 25th, 2019


Funny story. This woman hired me to look into her husband. Thought he was cheating on her. Kept finding weird charges on his personal credit card. Couldn't make heads or tales of it.

Turns out, the guy rented:

1 partridge in a pear tree
2 turtle doves
3 French hens
4 calling birds
5 gold rings
6 geese
7 swans
8 maids
9 ladies dancing
10 lords
11 pipers
12 drummers

You can see where this is going, right? He did a flash mob to surprise her because it was her favorite Christmas song, and if that doesn't warm the cold, dead cockles of your heart, I don't know what to tell you.

So we have a brand new facility. Turns out wishing for the revamped Hawkeye Investigation building actually worked. State of the art facilities and you know, running water.
The housing is all there, too, but I don't want to invite everyone to live there. I think everyone else has their own places anyway.

So Molls, you up for moving? Gwen, you're welcome there. Your room's just like you left it.

Dec. 5th, 2019


So we talked at meetings, and this week I'm going to start consolidating the New York office and bringing what we need here. The office I've got here isn't particularly big or anything, so I think I'm going to have to put some of this in storage for now. Maybe Santa will gift me with my fully complete Hawkeye building since I put it in my damn letter, but until then, a storage unit it is.

Gaby, Gwen, Det. Pikachu, and Nina.. we've still got a bunch of easy workload when it comes to insurance claims. They're boring, I know, but they pay the bills and they pay you, so let's get cracking on as many of these as we can. I'm hoping we get enough that we can take the week after Christmas off. All of us. Just to decompress and recoup our wits after losing Bucky.

Oh, and a big welcome to the original Hawkeye, who now has to take orders from me. He loves it. Say hi, Clint.

Dec. 2nd, 2019


Breq and I would like to invite you all to a holiday fundraiser dinner on December 7th, starting at 5 PM. Because we will also be opening this up to the general public, it will be hosted in the warehouse we have converted into a community center instead of on Station, located at [address].

Tickets will be sold at the door on a sliding scale, and the funds raised will go towards our efforts to provide food, safe spaces, and support in finding housing, jobs, and medical care for those without. Many foods that are considered typical holiday fare on this planet will be provided, and we would love it if anyone also wanted to bring their favorite holiday foods to share. We are still learning about all the Earth cultures, as well as all the cultures you have brought with you, and this is another very helpful way of donating to the cause.

If you're interested in volunteering your time and energy, either at the event or at other times, let myself or Breq know. We would be glad to have your help.

What traditions do you two have for the holiday season?

Nov. 26th, 2019


If anyone knows of something that Bucky owned that has significant meaning to you and you want it, let me know. That being said, I've packed up a lot his things that I don't intend to keep. Any chance someone would take this to be donated? I just can't.

Do you have any interest whatsoever in observing Thanksgiving?

Nov. 23rd, 2019


LAME! Does anyone play soccer? I think I'd rather focus on that than this lameness.

Nov. 13th, 2019


Well, that sucked.

So we lost one half of the ownership. We had plans in place to turn over our parts if we disappeared to make sure that we could go on.

So let's get together around 10am, Tumbleweed office. I'll order cult pizza and we can discuss where to go from here.

Sep. 25th, 2018


Just a check in on how everyone's doing. Between kidnappings, people decaying, truth spells and transformations this has already been a little more fucked up than a lot of what goes on here and it doesn't help that it's really dragging on for some of us. I obviously can't do my day job like this so I've got a lot of free time if anyone needs to talk, about this or anything else. You can pretend to be a Disney princess or something.

Sep. 22nd, 2018



Jarvis, I need a drink.

Peg, help me out here, will ya?

Steve! How... how friggin many of you are there?

....that's one hell of a smooth process for newcomers. How long has this been happening for them to get it that perfect?!

I HAVE A SON??!!?!??!

Sep. 21st, 2018


So who's still affected by curses? And is there anything I can do? Like bring you bird seed or go to the butcher shop for animal leftovers? Maybe you need buckets for all those pearls?

Sep. 16th, 2018


If anyone needs anything, let me know. I can't talk, but that seems to be one of the less debilitating fairy effects to deal with.

[...] My classes are certainly going to be interesting.

Are you alright? I saw you change at the ball.

Sep. 11th, 2018


How many balls does a town of 10000 people really need?

Sep. 9th, 2018


Nice game you got here. Would be a shame if something happened to it.

Knock knock!

Sep. 4th, 2018


Favorite snack foods, go.

Hey, what do I do to go about getting guardianship over a minor around here? Hers got sent back recently.

Also, did you know Reduced Fat Cheese Cheeto Puffs existed? What's even the point?


Heyyyyyyyyy bro.

So I'm sort of breaching something here when I decided to tell you this, but that woman? She's married. Wasn't sure if you knew that or not.

I know because her husband hired me because he's, you know, suspicious. I got rid of the photos, but you know.
I got a memory upgrade last night on a stakeout. I guess I must have fallen asleep.

Aug. 29th, 2018


Hey bros. I got a kid who is going to be going to the EPS starting next week, and I had a couple of questions.

First of all, she's Molly Hayes, and I understand she's got some beef with you and the Avengers for trying to make them go to school and get put in foster homes. Generally trying to break up her family. She's probably going to have nicknames for you all so sorry not sorry about that. (They're kind of funny.)

Second, she's got a telepathic cat named Rufus. He was created, but he was created from mutant genes, so he's technically a mutant too. Can she bring him with her?

And finally, is there some kind of fees that we're going to get slapped with for like lunches or if she wants to play on a soccer team?

Aug. 26th, 2018


[Private to Kate Bishop & Sam Winchester]
So I don't really want to do this, but Henry said we could try to start a soccer team and I've come to the depressing realization that I can't play soccer at regular school because we're not supposed to draw attention to ourselves or WHATEVER.

I guess I should go to dumb old X-Men school with dumb old Crylops and dumb old Frosted Flakes. No wait. She can't be Frosted Flakes because I like those. I need a dumb name for Emma Frost.

Aug. 24th, 2018


Good afternoon. My name is Jim Rhodes and I help Tony Stark look after Peter Parker, who I believe you know as Henry's friend. The three of us are planning a trip out to California this weekend and we were wondering if Henry would like to join us so that Peter has company his own age?

Unfortunately, teenagers think they're too cool to hang out with old men like Tony and I.

[*ooc; This part of the post is backdated to 8/22.]

Black Ops Group! )

You got me Balam Komarov. He's the one loose end that I want to take out, before I give this a rest.

You in?

Aug. 22nd, 2018


The most difficult part of my week is not adopting a new ball of fuzz after every volunteer shift at the SPCA.

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Aug. 20th, 2018


Note to self: I am never ever doing pet surveillance. I will not watch you dog while you're at work because you suspect he is up to no good. And telling you no doesn't make me a shitty detective either.

Seriously, poll guys. How many of you wonder what your pets are up to while you're at work? Lots of us, right? How many people would hire someone to tail their dog? If anyone of you answer that they would, I would like to suggest that you seek some help for your unhealthy obsession with your pet.

Aug. 17th, 2018


I need a safe place to go to ground. The bananas are after me.

Aug. 7th, 2018


black ops group! )

Aug. 6th, 2018


Check in?

Aug. 1st, 2018



not an ic cut )

Can I wear these instead of the boring one you have now?

Also hi, everyone else. Have a picture of my cat!

also not an ic cut )

Jul. 24th, 2018


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Jul. 22nd, 2018


'Sup newbies?

And some of your old people.

Codenames, bros. We need them. If you have one already, then aces. If not and you don't wanna come up with one, then hit me. I'll come up with one.

Remember this is for communications, so it needs to be something we can easily say, and not get confused with someone else's name.

Jul. 21st, 2018


This lock up is a hell of a lot more easy going than the last one.

They told me I wasn't allowed to leave until I found a guardian. Except my parents aren't here. They also said the X-Men are here and that posting about it wasn't going to cause a shit-storm.

I'm Lauren Strucker. I arrived a few hours ago and I'd really like to not be locked up here any longer. How do I find a new guardian?

Jul. 20th, 2018


One week til the full. Are there any werewolves left now that Scott and Kira are gone? Well, Kira wasn't a werewolf, but she was close.

I used to live with a ghost and a vampire. Sounds like a joke, doesn't it? I lived with two different ghosts, actually. Now I'm just rambling. But it was a Supernatural Trinity and it was strong enough to raise a prophecy baby and defeat the devil.

So if anyone who fills those requirements wants a roommate...

Jul. 19th, 2018


Attention portal-napped members of Tumbleweed.

Team America House is having a BBQ on Sunday. Some of you may know that we all came from a previous alternate reality where we were taken through a portal to Hawaii. As such, a couple of us have become obsessed with Kālua. Cooking in an underground oven. On the menu: pig. Don't worry, there will be vegetarian options on regular BBQ too.

Come join us Sunday at 1pm at our house for eats, and watch Bucky work his cooking skills.

There will be lots of food and music, so if you're free, come stop by!

Blackpoint people, this is non-optional for you unless you have to work or experience some sort of life crisis. Or you're Henry, because I know I can't win that fight.

Jul. 18th, 2018


Hey, can everyone, for my peace of mind, check in?

[ooc; If they talk, they're friends!]

Jul. 17th, 2018


Laurel Lance was one of the people sent back.

Jul. 13th, 2018


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Jul. 12th, 2018


I got tasked with getting codenames for the group so we don't end up compromised if our communications get intercepted.

So I'm going by Hawkeye, my usual. Rhodey's going by his usual: War Machine.

Do you have a codename you want to go by? Or do you want me to give you one? This is so cool and official

ETA: Names will be here

Jul. 11th, 2018


So this is me swallowing my pride
Standing in front of you saying I'm sorry for that night

In all realness, I'm sorry for letting the rest of my shit boil up and taking it out on you. I'm coming back tonight. Is that okay with you?

Human traffickers. A group operating out of Nova Scotia. Why Nova Scotia? Guess we're going to find out, but they're trading Americans, so that's why they're getting us involved.

Riggs, Echo, Lance. I want you three out there to gather intel. Flights have been booked for you to go out tomorrow night and you can pick up your IDs for this mission at the Facility anytime tomorrow morning. I'll send you what we already have, but your goals are the following: find out where they are holding those that we're trying to rescue, find out how big of a ring this is, call for backup if you need it, go in and leave the bad guys in a position to be arrested, and save the victims. Standard stuff.

Who is available to work comms? Shifts of ten hours until the mission is done.


Wakanda's place of residence has security measures. Please, for your safety, avoid including it in your pranks.

The Zimbabwe Parks and Wildlife Management Authority has been having some difficulty enforcing their anti-poaching measures, due to a particularly terrible group of poachers. The Zambezi Elephant is in danger, as a result.

Would any of you care to join me to find a solution? This one will be a little more...active than the last project we were on. Margo, I included you because you mentioned you were interested in doing something more with your summer.

Jul. 6th, 2018




Jun. 30th, 2018


Any experienced bakers in need of a job? My demand has grown just enough at Once Upon a Pie that I'll need someone at a part time level, at the very least.

Additionally, half off magical items through the 4th. I recommend stocking up while prices are low.

Jun. 29th, 2018


And if anyone wants to celebrate my birthday on Wednesday, we're gatecrashing the other one.

Jun. 25th, 2018


Getting turned into a deer to be hunted for sport and having to run for my life was not how I wanted to spend my night yesterday.


Sooooooooooo I'm missing the rest of the school year back home now and well, I actually started to LIKE school, so what am I supposed to do now? Is there even a soccer team here? I HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS!

Also where'd all the magical creatures and things go?

Jun. 23rd, 2018


MAYDAY! MAYDAY! Someone is trying to force me into a foster home again and it’s not even stupid Captain America this time!! I
told them I already have guardians and their names are Nico Minoru and Chase Stein. Only they said they aren’t here. PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY ARE LYING LIARS WHO WANT TO FORCE ME INTO FOSTER CARE!!!! Chase? Nico? Karolina? Gert? Are you guys here???? Rufus and I need a place to go, so if you could show up so they can SHUT UP that would he nice.

Jun. 20th, 2018


There is not enough alcohol to make me forget the video today's case came up with.

So a local couple in town. Going through a divorce. Fairly typically stuff, I'm thinking, when the wife comes in. Open and shut case, he's cheating. She wants money shots for the court case.


She suspects that he's been putting some of of her things where the sun doesn't shine.

Trigger warning: Kind of gross. )

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