February 2020




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Feb. 20th, 2020


Fɪʟᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ Aɢᴀɪɴsᴛ Mᴀʟɪғɪᴄᴇɴᴛ

FuckingNice to know the portal can still kick a person when they're down.

This will probably not be a surprise to anyone, but with the threat levels, the Pit will be closed for the time being. We'll make an announcement of its re-opening classes once things calm down.

I was going to talk about a new board game that came in last night, but not really important right now. Stella still isn't Stella, so you know, things continue to be shit.

Fɪʟᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ Wᴇᴀsʟᴇʏ+
I know there's really not much someone can say but still, I'm sorry, and if there's anything I can do, just let me know.

Feb. 17th, 2020



Feb. 16th, 2020


What does this town have against the 20 carnivals it seems to have a year?

Feb. 14th, 2020


Friday, Feb 14, 5:39PM

Alright, well, I know there's never the perfect time to celebrate either Galentine's or Valentine's in this world because the portal likes to DO THINGS, but I had a notion of something last year that I figured I'd try again this year.

I'm making cupcakes, and extending it for the week, because let's be real: my days are powered by caffeine and red bull and special organic cupcakes that are NOT containing me anything else when it's not on Dreamless Draught (I have to take a break from it here and there). I call them my self-love cupcakes, and yes they are sprinkled with a little magic. Basically, if there's some part of you that you hate or just don't feel very confident on, the cupcakes help with changing your feelings on it for a day. Hate your hair? Well, you believe you're having a good day. Hate the shape of your eyebrows? Dang they actually look good when you look at yourself in the mirror today!

I'm sending them out on a discounted price than what my stuff usually is. Please know that the effect is completely temporary and only lasts for some hours and does not have any addictive properties and has kind of a strawberry aftertaste. If that's not your jam, that's totally fine.

Feb. 7th, 2020


Friday, Feb 7, 7:22PM

OKAY! Attention fellow magicians and anyone who can make potions. I'm going to start stocking up stuff to maybe make several bottles of something that will keep you from not dreaming or can probably decrease the necessity of sleep so you just nap and you're totally fine.

Anyone want to help, that'll be great because I have all the time in the world since I'm not exactly sleeping much myself, but you know. I wanna change that and all.

Feb. 6th, 2020


(018) Buffy Summers

[Filter: Friends*]
So, I'm kinda gonna be out casual patrolling a little more frequently when I'm not at the Bureau doing portal patrol. If anyone wants to join me - assuming you're cool with dealing with murder types - let me know?

*If you think you are, you probably are fine!

Jan. 28th, 2020


Tuesday, Jan 28, 10:48PM

Filter: Physical Cottage and other Friends
Alright, comrades. I have been jotting stuff down and so I think I can make an official announcement and say that I am going to move out of the Cottage!

... but not very far. In fact, into the backyard. I'm building myself a treehouse. For those who don't know, the naturalists back in Brakebills had one for the students. It was pretty damn sweet. I want to kind of replicate that here except make it Josh-esque. Because if I don't really want to sit around and wait for the portal to deliver a treehouse like it did with Whitespire (which is pretty freaking sweet though).

So what do I need from you? Ummm, mostly just words of encouragement. Those are always nice. If anyone wants to help with the plotting and the magicking a few sturdy trees together, that would be cool too. Furniture shopping can come later, but I'm trying not to go too purchase-crazy right off the bat.

Going PInterest-crazy, however, has already happened.

Jan. 27th, 2020


Q, we're totally doing this.

Who else is in?

Jan. 16th, 2020


Wednesday, Jan 15, 10PM

Two weeks late, but I just wanted to thank everyone again for coming to the grand opening of Satyrs. For any future events, Satyrs will be private parties or even catering. We're open everyday for a meal starting at 10AM, then a break mid afternoon (3PM to 5PM), between lunch and dinner, and then we'll be open till midnight on Thursdays to Saturday, and till 11PM on Sundays to Wednesdays.

And you know what? I just realized the awkwardness of naming the restaurant Satyrs and having it open in the month of January because it was around this time last month that I remember actually BEING a satyr on another island. Haha, I told myself I would never think about that time again and yet. YET.

I swear to god there is no magic like that on the restaurant.

Filter: Katie Bell
Weird question but you wouldn't happen to have veritaserum lying around, would you? Or a method that you all use to reverse engineer a truth-spitting potion?

Jan. 15th, 2020


I'm trying a spell to counter act the truth effect going around.

Anyone want to try commenting with an obvious lie? Focus on the image and type.

ooc cut for image )

[OOC Spoiler Alert: Julia's efforts won't work. Feel free to have your character write some super random ass truths or have their own hilarious Liar Liar moment.]

Dec. 31st, 2019


SETTING: Satyrs, Josh Hoberman's new restaurant, starting at 7:30 and going into 1AM
SUMMARY: Satyrs is having a grand opening and starting business off with a NYE party. IC/OOC post!
WARNINGS: Mentions of alcohol
NOTE: Thank you, Emmy, for helping me with the format! ♥

Celebrate 2020 at Satyrs! )

Dec. 17th, 2019


Sent to All 18+ Displaced in a fancy black and gold envelope )

Dec. 7th, 2019


(007) Penny (23)

I guess at least it seems to have just been for a day.

Dec. 4th, 2019


This might be the most magnificient piece of television I've ever seen.

Hearing my face with an American accent is a bit of a trip. I'm going to practice.

Dec. 1st, 2019


Sunday, Dec 1, 9:44PM

Filter: Physical Cottage and all friends outside of it (plus anyone who helped with the restaurant)

Before I tossed out the invites around Tumbleweed, I wanted to let you know first. I got the date for the opening of Satyrs and it's going to be on New Year's Eve! That's right, we're watching the ball drop too!

Thought I'd let you guys know way ahead of times before most of you end up making plans.

I'm gonna go ahead and say thanks right now, for putting up with my anxiety and self-doubt over this whole thing and for helping with everything, yes, even the taste-testing which was basically free food for you guys. Seriously, though, I appreciate all the help!

Nov. 25th, 2019


(006) Penny 23

Feels a little like we're going though 'see no evil, do hear no evil, speak no evil'.

Think this is something to be worried about? It's hard to tell sometimes.

[Physical Kids Cottage/Magicians types]
We got food stuff for later in the week or should I figure out curries?


What the fuck? Now I can't talk! I open my mouth, I form words, but there is NO SOUND. Do you know what this means? It means NO SARCASM. HOW CAN I BE SARCASTIC WITHOUT WORDS?

Nov. 24th, 2019


Does anyone make things here? Like, say, a life-sized replica of a dog house... tomb?

I thought I'd put out some feelers for Zero's Christmas present.

Nov. 13th, 2019


Thursday, Nov 14, 9AM

Never thought I would have to protect the plants against snow at any given time of the year here and yet HERE WE ARE, snow event number.. 2??

So the restaurant wasn't close to being done earlier and then it ended up in shambles after the attack. That's what I get for not realizing I probably should have foreseen a monster attack and warded it up.

But it's in the process of getting fixed up, and should hopefully be able to be opened up within the next two months? I'm spending the day working a few things off the menu so if anyone's looking to be taste-testers or just a general distraction, I'm located at [address].

Filter: Quentin Coldwater
I know a good place in upstate NY for axe-throwing if you feel like you and Gabby could use it. I'm sorry, Q.

Filter: Julia Wicker
You ever have moments where you wish you had the perfect thing to say to someone so you spend all day trying to figure it out and come out with nothing?

Filter: Klaus Hargreeves
I know I'm the last person you want to speak to right now, but I just wanted to say I'm really sorry.