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Jun. 11th, 2018


Message to Kate

So, you know how we vaguely run in the same circles share an unhealthy relationship with Clint Barton friends and are therefore kind of friends by osmosis?

Want to do me a favor, friend?


International House of Burgers?

More like International House of BAD IDEAS.

Jun. 10th, 2018


Today I learned spider blood is pale blue.


Can I just say that I'm super glad that you guys didn't go for the Facebook format with the network?

Also, hi. I'm Peter. Ben gave me the insider's scoop on everything. Well, not everything, but probably about 25% of everything. I'm pretty sure I retained about 50% of that 25%, and there's about 15% that I'm currently in denial about on top of that. Sooo, for the 10.6% that I'm good with, I think I get the idea. I had my freak out. Totally understand that I'm the 3rd Peter Parker here.

Which, hey, fellow Peters. Are we just doing numbers? Chronologically? By height? Follow the Ed, Edd, and Eddy format? Does that even exist here? Too many questions? ...not enough questions?

Jun. 8th, 2018


Who's an Earp gotta screw around here to get a job that isn't boring as fuck? It's not that I want one, I just really don't want one. I've been a waitress, bartender, secret agent against demons, and a stripper! I'll tell you right now, I make a shitty bartender. I drink more than I sell.

May. 30th, 2018


Texts to Carol

>> What the fuck is wrong with people?
>>I mean, does this place melt down brain cells as time goes on, or are the choices just dumber because this is an alt universe?
>> This is why I limit my interaction with other superpowered types. We're all batshit crazy and talking to each other just doubles the effect.
>> If this whole place blows to hell I'm saying I told you so.
>> Because I'm telling you so now. So I'll have told you so.
>> What. The. Fuck.

May. 27th, 2018


I'm really missing Violet tonight. :(

I may have done some digging cause I got excited. What do you think?

This one is near Disneyland France and $20 a night!

Plain but functional.

This one's got a lot of good reviews.

How about the end of June through beginning of July?
PETER PARKER (She forgot to designate which!):
Okay, so this LEGO thing. When do you want to trade the $$$ for getting this thing! Do we need to go somewhere outside of Tumbleweed for it?
You're still of the green variety, right?


Oh, kiss my entire ass, Tumbleweed.

Come and get me so I don't wander into traffic/a bar.

Mar. 9th, 2018


America Chavez, Jessica Drew, Logan Howlett, Singularity, Sue Storm & Johnny Storm]
Okay fellow adventurers. I found a bean. I'm not disclosing where I found it, because it's a trauma I'm not reliving -don't ask Jess, not telling- but I'm gonna fire this baby up.

Who wants to come with? Even with all this talk of potential danger, I'm going a little stir crazy from the fairy land overload.

My fingers are crossed for somewhere dangerous with dinosaurs. I really wanna punch another dino.

Mar. 3rd, 2018



Five weeks down, four more to go. Last day of March is the last day I'll have my spinal brace. Assuming I don't do anything to make it worse. So far, I've been good though, let's hope my luck keeps going. To anyone whose already written stuff on it: thanks, I appreciate the support.


Full disclosure, I am amaaazing at playlists and also rock climbing is pretty great. It's not parachuting out of a plane, but it's also pretty high up. I'm making a promise to myself to do more adventurous things that would probably make Wynonna's hair turn gray and probably is already making Doc question his 'keep Waverly Earp safe' thing.

So who is with me? I am here for epic friendships and a lot of super excited rambling about things that I'm interesting in.

Also I'm kind of hoping that I might get the chance to go ziplining, so I'm hoping the next place is like suuuuper awesome and has ziplining and all kinds of things to do. Official request to the universe/whatever is in control here: Lots of adventure, exactly zero surprise battles.

Mar. 1st, 2018


I definitely remember already doing the quarantine thing, but I know for a fact that we were not on a ship before. What the hell did I miss?

Dec. 1st, 2017


Santa. Who?

Am I naughty or nice? Worried.


[Sue Storm]

So, as much as Carol, Single Lady, and I have loved bunking with you in your huge freaking place, we’re thinking that we maybe need to relocate to something a little more like Carol’s old place. Namely, Carol’s old place. I promise we’ll still stop buy a lot. Especially during meal times.

[Princess Sparkle-Fists]

Okay, so, I may have told the Thor that’s here that I was engaged to the version of him from our universe, and I kind of need you to help sell it. Before you start, I want to make one thing clear: Shut up.

Nov. 30th, 2017


[Jessica Drew, Carol Danvers]
Be my dates to the ball, ladies?

Nov. 8th, 2017


Thank god I missed the gremlin horde. Tiny furry things are not my jam.

Speaking of, if you see an orange cat that's totally not a freaking cat, and has a gleam of evil in its beady little eye, call Carol. Or, you know, get rid of it and I'll pay you ten bucks.

Unless you're Logan. Because then we'd finally be square.

ETA: Yes, Carol, I'm aware that you made a similar post already, but the more eyes, the better, right?

Nov. 6th, 2017


Okay, I get that these mogwai/gremlins are a problem, and do what you will. But my cat escaped my attention and I'm pretty sure she's on a path home. She's fat and ginger, do not attack.

I don't think you'd want to anyway, she's not a typical cat.

Jessica Drew

Okay, Spider-Ham, shake a leg, we're finding Chewie and a burger. Probably not in that order.

You need to come along because I told you to.

Nov. 1st, 2017


Great. Really getting tired of your shit, multiverse.

Hopefully I’m not a particularly disgruntled menu item this time? Because once was enough for anyone.