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Sep. 23rd, 2018



Sep. 19th, 2018


Yo, this is the worst. I was trying to get some free food by pretending there was a fly in it like Pillboi and I used to do, but then I just told them that I put the fly there and I couldn't get free food and I had a fly in my food, so I couldn't eat it. So I had to pay for it and I didn't even get to eat it.

Sep. 16th, 2018


Well. If I do have to be back in Texas, I suppose it's good that my house came with me, again.

Eleanor, darling, are you still here? Michael, are around, as well?

Sep. 14th, 2018


Event: Unseelie Court Ball

WHO: The Displaced and a bunch of fairies.
WHEN: From midnight until 6am. Technically early Sunday morning.
WHERE: Another dimension
WHAT: The Unseelie Court invites you to a ball. (Make sure to tag your characters as you add them). Masks arrived shortly after the Abducted were taken the prior night.

Welcome, welcome! )

Sep. 8th, 2018



I'm Janet.

I am outside of my parameters. I must speak with my architect and there are too many non-human lifeforms in this area for me to detect which one is him.

Sep. 4th, 2018


[Jason Mendoza]
You realize you are literally torturing yourself.

Aug. 26th, 2018


Has anyone here ever made goat milk cheese before? Because I am apparently very, very bad at it, and I don't know how I'm doing it wrong.

Hot sauce was so much easier.


[Private to Team Cockroach]
Yoooo. I pretended I had to pee so these losers would leave me alone. They kept talking to me about weird things that didn't make sense. They just kept using all these big words I didn't understand. I didn't even read this weird story they wrote. Like who has time?

Did we get on a train or something? Is this another Medium Place? :o IS THIS THE REAL BAD PLACE? DID WE GET ABDUCTED BY ALIENS?

Texas is such a dumb place to be. Like nothing even happens here. They don't even do gator hunting season or anything. And what kind of a name is Severed Arm? It's like a 4 out of 10, which is like only second from the worst score for naming.

Apr. 9th, 2018


Zoo's still here. No one turned it into a Walmart. I know, you were all very concerned.


My aunt's house is here. I know we talked about maybe me living with you guys, but... My aunt gave me the house. And my parents took it away from me, then I had all that money from ... my "job" so I bought it back. It's kind of special. Maybe if I'm hang out late nights, I'll stay with you guys.

I love you guys, just so you know.

Mar. 16th, 2018


WHO: All of Displaced
WHEN: Saturday, March 17th, starting at 7pm and going well into the night.
WHERE: Explorer Lounge, Atrium, the casino across the lounge, wherever the party spills over to
WHAT: Spring Ball 2018, hosted by Princesses Allura and Zelda
WARNINGS: Maybe, maybe not?

She turned to the sunlight, and shook her yellow head, And whispered to her neighbor: “Winter is dead.” )
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Mar. 13th, 2018


Hey Jason and Janet, Michael had the great idea of the four of us going to this ball together. Let's do this thing!

Janet - you and I are hitting up the boutiques and going shopping for dresses.

Mar. 9th, 2018


These magic beans are practically ubiquitous.

[Filtered to Timothy Drake]
She found out.

Mar. 7th, 2018


Think I'm gonna stay on the boat. Lots of people are saying this place is bad news. So I'll be DJing at the pool if anyone wants to hang.

Mar. 1st, 2018


I want a burrito.

This must be one of those things people talk about when they remember stuff that happened but didn't really go thru but they know it happened even if they weren't there for it.

Feb. 28th, 2018


Hi there! I’m Janet.

Fun fact: Though Dr. Alexander Wood, the inventor of the hypodermic needle, is in The Good Place, he only missed being sent to The Bad Place by 312 points. Incest and torture are, as a general rule, frowned upon, no matter the reason.

With that in mind, I do not have skin or a circulatory system, so I can be neither infected nor innoculated. The experience was fun, though!


I feel like I need to apologize for anything Michael's been telling you losers saps folks. He likes to mess with people. spoilers for The Good Place ) Speaking of, does anyone have any philosophy books around? Better yet, are there any philosophy teachers or ethics professors here? Because that would be fantastic.

Also - since I died and now I'm alive again, does that mean that any sort of lifetime ban from, let's say for example, a store that lets you build a cute stuffed animal of some kind would no longer be in effect?

[Jason Mendoza]
Come on man, I need your help here.

Feb. 27th, 2018


Okay, so - I had to get a shot, but it was given by polite robots instead of a pissed off nurse who's been on his feet for 14 hours and smells like puke.

There's an all you can eat buffet, but I'm stuck on a boat in the middle of nowhere.

There's a full casino, but you don't win any actual money so it's all kind of pointless.

I'm in the Medium Place, huh? Am I right or am I right? Oh fork me. At least tell me the alcohol isn't all room temperature and that the buffet includes shrimp.

Has anyone seen a gorgeous giraffe, a dorky guy in unnecessary glasses who can't make up his mind to save his own forking life, a spaz who's probably wearing a monk's outfit or a track suit, a white-haired guy who wears a bow tie all the time, or Janet around?

[ooc: possible spoilers for s1 or s2 of The Good Place in comments]

Feb. 15th, 2018


FILTERED AGAINST MICHAEL (for whatever good that does)
Anyone seen Michael, the celestial being in a hoodie burrito? Or have any idea where I might find him?

Feb. 10th, 2018


Oh golly! This is so exciting! I've never been around live humans before and, well, the rest of you crazy kids, too. This is so great, I just know I'm going to learn so much from all of you.

What do you think I should do first? I've been debating between trying a saltine or wearing flip flops. Flip flops! Can you imagine? Me, an eternal celestial being in flip flops? It's going to be so exciting. I just hope this meat suit holds up okay. I'm certain that as long as I keep out of trouble, we won't have to worry about any kind of cosmic reverberation wiping you all out of existence should it become too damaged.

Oh! Oh! Does anyone have any questions for me? You humans (and other beautiful souls) are always so curious! I'm an architect and I design neighborhoods in The Good place. ;) I suppose I could start by clarifying things that are good, versus things that are bad.

Vaguebooking is definitely bad. Please be careful when using this forum to express your feelings. It's certainly not as bad as murder or paying money for music performed by California funk rock band The Red Hot Chili Peppers but all those little negatives add up, you know.

Wow. Really guys. You just seem so great.

My name is Michael, and I can't wait to meet all of you.

Feb. 6th, 2018


Wonder if they'd let me DJ at one of these pool parties.


Anyone catch what the movie by the pool is playing tonight?

Might head back to bed for a couple of hours, I woke up early and caught the sun rising. To anyone that hasn't done that yet, I highly recommend it. The view was pretty spectacular.

Feb. 5th, 2018


Things I basically forgot I loved: Pizza. For breakfast.


Netpost; Leonard Snart

Over 10TB of songs on the jukebox and not one of them is the Captain and Tennille. Mick will be so disappointed when he gets here.

Jan. 12th, 2018


Pool party!

Kurt, Jesse, bros. Let's go to the pool party.

Jan. 6th, 2018


Dude. This is cool. This happen a lot? My head and belly don't hurt anymore, so I'm gonna look around.

Jan. 2nd, 2018


I had a great Christmas. I got everything I wanted. I've been playing video games all the time ever since. And yesterday was new years. So happy new year!

This was me )

Dec. 9th, 2017


Is Dr. Aaron Glassman here? I don't want to talk to him.

Dec. 4th, 2017


Just a reminder that finals begin the 18th of this month, students of EPS.

[Kurt Wagner]
I'm wondering how stressed you are right now and what I can do to help.

Dec. 2nd, 2017


I wonder if I ask for the others, if they'll show up? I kinda miss Janet getting me stuff. And Tahani was warm and soft and kinda miss her too.

Nov. 18th, 2017


Sweet! Tahani's mansion is here. So my budhole is here. Too bad the others aren't here. Guess I gotta figure stuff out myself..

Nov. 15th, 2017


Bro, I can't get Janet to show up. What's up with that? This isn't a crazy alien space station is it?

Where can I get some jalapeño poppers?