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Sep. 16th, 2018


[info]binders

all voice to text.

I AM FREAKING OUT. THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. FIRST BOOK DEATHS FOR A DRESS, AND NOW I AM A BIRD?

Sep. 14th, 2018


[info]displacedmod

Event: Unseelie Court Ball

WHO: The Displaced and a bunch of fairies.
WHEN: From midnight until 6am. Technically early Sunday morning.
WHERE: Another dimension
WHAT: The Unseelie Court invites you to a ball. (Make sure to tag your characters as you add them). Masks arrived shortly after the Abducted were taken the prior night.
TRIGGERS: TBD

Welcome, welcome! )

Sep. 12th, 2018


[info]noicetoitsmort

Network Post: Jake Peralta

Heeey, quick Muggle quesch: why's everyone here so sure it's "the portal" when someone disappears and that they "get sent back", instead of, y'know, the fairies who clearly didn't get the memo on what order to do a kidnapping in? And maybe sometimes they give them back to mess with us?

[info]binders

THE 99:
Your secrets upended?

If you have any secrets, you should probably spill them now so we don't end up telling them in some worse way.

Also, these faeries aren't very mysterious. They're telling us they're going to take people and then how to get them back. Whatever happened to a good mystery?

Aug. 28th, 2018


[info]binders

Someone broke into Darth Vaper last night. Smashed the sign outside. Anyone know anyone who might have a thing against Darth Vader puns?

Aug. 23rd, 2018


[info]noicetoitsmort

Network Post: Jake Peralta

No no no no

TELL ME yesterday didn't really happen and I'm hungover for a HAPPY reason and it was some post-toon fever dream or some kinda Ghost of Hanukkah Future thing? Is this because I screamed at the sky that I didn't get to keep the whole cartoon angel/devil-on-shoulders? AM I BEING PUNISHED?!

TELL ME I DIDN'T PANTS ANYONE AND NEVER WILL EVER AGAIN?!?!?!

Aug. 17th, 2018


[info]noicetoitsmort

Network Post: toon!Jake Peralta

I need MORE THINGS to try cuz this is the BEST! I've been painting tunnels, I'm pulling all kinds of things out of endless pockets, I'm making Zs when I sleep, I'm going all huge mouth on my foods, I'm making Amy make that face she makes... SOMEONE thinks I shouldn't test gravity. SOMEONE is getting all the smooches, heart-eyes, and AWOOOGAs I can make.


[OOC: sorry for no illustrated visual aid, but look at his face! Jake is already a toon!]

Jul. 22nd, 2018


[info]walkman

SO, HEY!

Been mostly sticking to the emulators when I play games at night but I bought an original Nintendo awhile back. Had a bit of a glitch and wasn't working. I've been planning on fixing it eventually, after I am done with all the modifications with the car, but anyway. It's fixed now and I decided to play Super Mario 3 because we had the cartridge hanging around. Anyway, did you realize there is a whistle in that first fortress? And that they have a warp zone in this one?? I thought it was just the first one.

Long story short, I got to say suck it to the sun level and got to jump all the way to world 7. I'm coming for you, Bowser.

FILTER TO THE GUARDIANS
And, speaking of Nintendo, who fixed it? Sure as hell wasn't me.

FILTER TO JAKE PERALTA
Want to hit up an arcade sometime soon?

Jul. 9th, 2018


[info]noicetoitsmort

Network Post: Jake Peralta

Good news, everyone, my EMERGENCY DONUT has been found!!!

It's an EMERGENCY donut because you break the seal only in case of emergency. And it's vacuum sealed to preserve freshness because my best friend told me being in "air" makes things "stale" and we paid WAY too much for this to let it go stale.

So, since I'm now a happily married man and that means going splitsies on absolutely everything with my smokin' hot wife: Amy, will you do me the honor of sharing this donut with me?

Jul. 8th, 2018


[info]thestoic

Send me back. I don't even have my axe here.

Jul. 3rd, 2018


[info]noicetoitsmort

Network Post: Jake Peralta

OK, so, now portkeys or whatever are real and we're in Texas which definitely was not one of our honeymoon destination options. This is fine. Being in quarantine is totally fine and we definitely aren't freaking out. I'm sure Amy totally accounted for "becoming a TV show" in her disaster scenarios. Cool, cool, cool.

Are we going to meet Walker, Texas Ranger? See the Friday Night Lights? OOO! Is everything actually bigger in Texas? But if everything's bigger, is everything the same amount of embiggened? How would you know unless you had something from outside of Texas for scale? Will I be like King Kong when I go home? Why do people outside keep talking about "shrank wool eyes"? "Tranquil eyes"?