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Sep. 28th, 2018


[info]tinysteve

Pleased to report I can now open my own doors, reach things on shelves, and walk across a room in less than a minute. Anyone else still cursed? I would be glad to hear if I was the last one.


[FNRB Leadership]
Permission to report back to duty, effective immediately?

ETA: Did the receptionist position get filled?


[Howard Stark]
Howard, I’m so sorry. The bed was shrunk down for me to make it easier to get in and out, and it broke underneath me when I returned to my normal size. I’m happy to buy you a new one. Bed got the last laugh, that hurt like a sonov


[Nadia]
Thanks so much for all your help. When you get a moment, if I could get my clothes back to my regular size? There’s no rush, of course. I got enough to make it through the next day or so.

Sep. 26th, 2018


[info]ohgoodirony

[Filter to Howard Stark]
How are you settling in to good ol' small-ish town Texas?


[Filter to Shortie (aka Tony Stark MCU)]
While there's a break in big weird things happening and upping the stress levels, I figured it's a good time to ask: how are you holding up?

Sep. 24th, 2018


[info]cutsthewire

[ Filtered to Howard Stark, sometime after this. ]
You've made your point.

So what's next? A face-to-face? You can hit me up for whatever you didn't find on Wikipedia, and I can pretend to be handling all of this in a calm and reasonable way.

Sep. 23rd, 2018


[info]starkthefirst

[Delivery to Tony Stark (MCU)]

Sent via Jarvis (with permission)

300 mylar balloons with the words "IT'S A BOY!"

Singing Telegram(s) hired to sing "Happy Birthday" 48 times.

A Baby's First book with instructions to please complete the pages as best he can and return the finished product.

Sep. 22nd, 2018


[info]starkthefirst

I HAVE A SON?!

Jarvis, I need a drink.

Peg, help me out here, will ya?

Steve! How... how friggin many of you are there?

....that's one hell of a smooth process for newcomers. How long has this been happening for them to get it that perfect?!

I HAVE A SON??!!?!??!

Jun. 14th, 2017


[info]howardastark

WHO. Howard Stark
WHERE. His house. His lab.
WHEN. This morning.
WHAT. Genius at work, folks. Just don't look in the mirror.
RATING. S for Stupidly Evil

***

He could make a hero of himself yet. )

May. 31st, 2017


[info]howardastark

It's hot. There have been explosions. The town is having massive runs on selling ... guns. Did I mention it's hot? If anybody needs it, I'm unlocking the gate. And I will be on a raft in the pool with a drink between the hours of 9:00 P - 2:00 A. Drinks for you are free as long as you dance to the music and clean up your own mess.

The only door you open is the one in the pool house that leads to the loo.

[STEVE, PEGGY]
I had a bottle of Four Roses Single Barrel shipped from Kentucky. For Sharon and Dum Dum. No sense in being upset when we know we've all got long lives with them that we'll continue leading at some point.

[JYN, SHADOW]
If you want the jobs, you start tomorrow at 7:30 A.

[TONY]
And a happy belated birthday to you.