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Feb. 20th, 2020


[info]battleforged

[Text to Kady Orloff-Diaz]
-- hey
-- you ever think of eloping?

[info]katieb

Fɪʟᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ Aɢᴀɪɴsᴛ Mᴀʟɪғɪᴄᴇɴᴛ

FuckingNice to know the portal can still kick a person when they're down.

This will probably not be a surprise to anyone, but with the threat levels, the Pit will be closed for the time being. We'll make an announcement of its re-opening classes once things calm down.

I was going to talk about a new board game that came in last night, but not really important right now. Stella still isn't Stella, so you know, things continue to be shit.


Fɪʟᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ Wᴇᴀsʟᴇʏ+
I know there's really not much someone can say but still, I'm sorry, and if there's anything I can do, just let me know.

Feb. 2nd, 2020


[info]gryffindad

Sunday, Feb 2, 1PM

Filter: Weasleys+
I hate that this is a statement that seems to be getting repetitive as days go by, but if any of you need anything, please don't hesitate to reach out here at the Burrow. Whether its to talk or be distracted by a one-year-old.

For the time being, I've decided to postpone my trip to Kent.

Jan. 27th, 2020


[info]battleforged

So who's got two thumbs and isn't terribly attached to either of them? Hopefully you guys.

WWW is looking for volunteers for a side project.

Jan. 14th, 2020


[info]ron_weasley

POSTED YESTERDAY MORNING.

ATTENTION WEASLEY-POTTER CLAN:

So, Hermione and I are having a baby. And oh, guess what? She's here, and she's three. Say hi to Rose Weasley. Weasley-Granger? Granger-Weasley? Something of the Weasley and/or Granger variety.

Gifts, well-wishes, babysitting commitments, and a clue as to what the hell we're doing accepted.

Jan. 5th, 2020


[info]ron_weasley

WEASLEYS WIZARD WHEEZES
We could always use another pair of hands at the shop, yeah? Give us a break from manning the register all day? Someone to test product ideas on?


ROSE TYLER (POSTED LATER)
Still wanna work in a magical joke shop?

Nov. 28th, 2019


[info]granger_danger

The months seem to feel as though they’re moving quicker and quicker. I’m excited, though, to start planning Christmas things. My list is already quite long.

Sep. 26th, 2018


[info]battleforged

Since there seems to be another round of weather concerns, Weasley's Wizard Wheezes sells Weasley's wearable weather, a line of jewelry that encases you in climate-controlled bubble. In case you don't want 30 degree weather in the lead-up to Halloween!

[Filtered to WWW]
Which on that note, we need to start talking our Halloween plans.

Enchanted masks seem like they might be less popular after this last month. Because people have no sense of fun.

Sep. 7th, 2018


[info]ron_weasley

Anyone else have a Rockruff? I finally worked out a spell to dull the rocks or whatever around their necks. No more cuts or scrapes whenever they feel like being affectionate.


FRED WEASLEY
What's this I heard about you quitting your Quidditch team?

Aug. 30th, 2018


[info]battleforged

Weasley Wizards Wheezes is hiring for product development and shop work. Experience with muggles and muggle technology preferred. Magic is optional.

Those interested bring ideas for adaptation of cartoon products from a few weeks back. There is also a prank component to the interview.

[Filtered to Heliopaths (America Chavez, Sam Winchester, Max Guevara, Thalia Grace, Flash Thompson)
We're down a player. We don't have a captain.

Maybe we just sit the season out.

Aug. 17th, 2018


[info]chaserangie

FILTER: QUIDDITCH TEAM 2*

Oi, Team 2! Let's get down to business, shall we?

Name. Color. Captain.

Everyone gets a say because apparently this is only supposed to be for fun. And go!

* Flash Thompson, Max Guevara, America Chavez, Fred Weasley, Sam Winchester, Thalia Grace

Aug. 15th, 2018


[info]gfweasley

[ FILTERED TO ANGELINA, FRED, & RON WEASLEY ]
Alright, so I have an anniversary with Angie coming up next week, so I'm going to need you two to mind the shop while we're gone for a week. We're going to ask Dad to look after the kids, but look in on them while we're gone, yeah?

It'll be all of next week, we're going to leave Saturday night.

And then when we come back, we need to talk about the all out prank war we're going to implement to find our newest Muggle employee.

Jul. 12th, 2018


[info]ron_weasley

FRED & GEORGE WEASLEY
(BCC: HERMIONE GRANGER & HARRY POTTER)
Think you lot can handle the shop for a couple days? I know business has been up with all the Muggle tourists and everything, but I want to take Hermione on a trip.

Jun. 10th, 2018


[info]battleforged

[Filtered to WWW]
Okay hear me out.

Thermoresponsive mood ring.

Apr. 17th, 2018


[info]borntoresist

THE WEASLEY BROTHERS
Who is available for camping, is willing to do an intense amount of charm work, and would like to see some dinosaurs?

LUNA LOVEGOOD
Luna, would you like to see something very similar to how we setup and operate a dragon reservation?

STEPHEN STRANGE
Stephen, how've you been?

SNOW WHITE
I'm going to be needing to go away for a couple of days. I'm hoping no more than three. I'm still working out the details but I wanted you to know what was going on.

Apr. 5th, 2018


[info]ron_weasley

Is there a rhyme or reason to the creatures that we catch here? Because so far I've found a judgmental space gorilla, a barmy pink milk cow, and a literal jackass. I'm starting to take it personally.

[ GEORGE AND FRED WEASLEY ]
So I've been thinking. Since it appears there's going to be a large population of these Pokemon things coming back with us to Tumbleweed, I think we ought to stock up on supplies that we could sell once we get the shop up and running. Might as well take advantage of everything being free here, right?

Apr. 1st, 2018


[info]gfweasley

[ FILTERED TO ANGELINA WEASLEY & FRED WEASLEY ]
I'm officially an old fart and I need to eat my feelings in cake. I know things have been shite lately, but just for one hour tonight, can we get together, eat cake, and pretend things are okay? I won't even protest any old man jokes.

Mar. 20th, 2018


[info]hurlyburly

[Hogwarts Alumni]

Hi, I could use your help with something.

Assuming no one has a pensieve laying around, can any of you tell me about how they’re constructed?

Feb. 24th, 2018


[info]bellchases

Right. How bloody much did I drink last night?
George, if this is one of your jokes, I'm not sure if I want to congratulate you or hex you. Possibly both.

Feb. 23rd, 2018


[info]battleforged

[Filtered to Percy Weasley]
So you're showing up at this dinner or are you abandoning your family again?

Feb. 16th, 2018


[info]echoesofthepast

Okay. I need people to come with me so I don't have to drink alone and feel incredibly sad. I was going to try to make this sound less sad, but at this point, I'm pretty sure there was no point I am excellent company. The more the merrier. Please

Feb. 4th, 2018


[info]battleforged

Fred Weasley

Alright wiseguy, next time let's try it without the needle.

[TW: discussion of death in comments]