February 2020




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Feb. 21st, 2020


WHO: Fen and Eliot Waugh
WHEN: Sunday, January 26th, after this and this.
WHERE: The Physical Cottage
WHAT: Eliot has a complicated emotion. Fen wonders why Eliot is in the shower for so long.

In here, he didn't have to try to be pulled together. )

Feb. 17th, 2020


WHO: Ren & Fen
WHEN: Saturday, January 25, following the events of this.
WHERE: Their room, Physical Kid's Cottage.
SUMMARY: Ren tells Fen about his updated memories.
WARNINGS: Discussing character death.

Everything okay? )

Feb. 18th, 2020



Feb. 9th, 2020


Fen, sweetheart, Fray tells us you are asking her to spend time with log baby?

I was wrong about the fucking log.

(tw: infant death in comments)


Sweetie, I need you to watch your sibling tomorrow after school. Your dads and I have another doctor appointment at the bureau and with everything going on, I just don't like the idea of her by herself.
Tags: ,

Feb. 1st, 2020


So I looked over the brochure and I am so sorry, but I think we're just going to have to sit this one out this time. The timing just doesn't work for me.

Jan. 23rd, 2020


Margo. Can I ask you a question. Woman to woman?

Jan. 21st, 2020


I've baked, I've downloaded Muppet Treasure Island and I've thought up aforementioned Muppet Treasure Island themed cocktails. All of this is to say that you should really come indulge me with your company.

What do you think?

Fen, dearest, it's been nearly eight months. Do you think it is safe to say we're in the clear and perhaps we can start discussing a name?

Did you want to go tour some schools here soon? Or are you thinking University of Tumbleweed is going to be the one?

Jan. 15th, 2020


Alright this is my SOS. Who here can demonstrate how to put a god damn carseat into a vehicle? I've read the damn instructions, watched YouTube videos, and spent three hours at this.

This is a fucking nightmare.

If there's a musical you want to tackle this summer, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Nov. 14th, 2019


Anyone up for seeing Doctor Sleep?


I've some news to share with everyone, in part thanks to Breq.

We've got a new headquarters to work out of. Station has modified itself to fit SYNAPSE's needs. Now Station is a complex AI, so they are working with us in all of this. If there's something in particular you'd like added, run it by me, Station, and Breq and we'll see how we can get it added in.

[Filtered separately to Peggy, Five, Fen, Jyn, Tina, and Seivarden]

I've been told that you might be interested in some contract security work. And I happen to have positions for such a thing.

Sep. 24th, 2018


Who: Eliot Waugh (Original Flavor) & Fen
What: Eliot wakes up uncursed.
When: Wednesday the 19th-ish after the ball
Where: The Physical Cottage
Warnings: Becky is the worst at FTB ever.
Status: Complete in gdocs

And everyone else will be back to normal, too. )

Sep. 17th, 2018


If anyone else is having difficulty getting around due to reduced size, I have figured out how to magic a RC car to move without the remote. I'll gladly do so for you if you need. You just need to provide the car and have someone bring it to me.

And on that note, Rogue, my hamburger car is Anka Irene's when this is all over should she want it.

How are they?

Sep. 16th, 2018


So we thought maybe True Love's Kiss might help with Regina's predicament, but it's not helping. Henry should have work, but it didn't. The rest of us all all tried just in

It's not broken with that, or maybe the Kiss just doesn't work here.


It seems you've all been affected because you helped us who were taken. What can I do to help you all?

Quentin, you have my sincerest gratitude. I'll need to see you once this is over.
I suppose a roll call is in order.


Hello there! I'm Dr. Chakrabarti. While I'm relatively new here and it's a Sunday morning after a ridiculous event, I highly urge anyone that went to the ball yesterday to come in for an once over, even if you were not injured or otherwise affected by last night's events. You may be asymptomatic or may not realize something's off.

Also, it'll give me a chance to get to know everyone here and give me a baseline to work off, in case something in the future happens where you need a doctor in your life. I've been told that people are skittish about blood draws around here, so rest assured, I'll only be doing that and any tests only if you consent to them. You should be getting checked up yearly anyway, so you might as well get it done now. Added bonus: you get to talk to me and I absolutely think I'm hilarious company.

I'll be down at the Bureau's medical wing all day today, so feel free to call in ahead of time to see how long, short, or non-existent the queue is so you're not waiting around forever. And if you like waiting, bring a book! I recommend Crazy Rich Asians for a fun read. I devoured that and the rest of the books in its series within a week.

EDIT: So far it looks like that people have been affected by the fairies. Things we are seeing so far: Tinkerbellism (Approximately six inches tall), going giant, spewing out the truth, and transforming into animals (wolf, horse, and bird). Possibly a coma like sleep as well, still looking into those cases. Vomiting pearls when trying to speak. Intangibility. Decaying - Those of you suffering from this one, I highly recommend finding a large freezer and sitting in it immediately. Or anyone with ice powers that can cool you down. At the very least, put those ACs to use asap. Mutism.

If you believe you can assist with any of these things, please find the person afflicted on this post and offer your help.

EDIT 2: If there are any animal specialists available, we may have some people that might appreciate you looking them over. Also, any psychologists or therapists being on standby would be appreciated.

Sep. 14th, 2018


Event: Unseelie Court Ball

WHO: The Displaced and a bunch of fairies.
WHEN: From midnight until 6am. Technically early Sunday morning.
WHERE: Another dimension
WHAT: The Unseelie Court invites you to a ball. (Make sure to tag your characters as you add them). Masks arrived shortly after the Abducted were taken the prior night.

Welcome, welcome! )

Sep. 13th, 2018


I'll be heading down to the island Friday afternoon. If'n anyone wants a place to go to try and stay outta this mess you're more'n welcome to come and stay in one of the other houses.

If ya'd like to just go keeping your kids there to help deal with this mess that is supposedly happening, that's fine too. We'll make sure they're taken care of.

Sep. 11th, 2018


Who needs a weapon made of cold iron? I will charge at cost. Don't worry if you can't pay me back now, we can work something out later. I don't think this will work but if it will make you feel more safe...


How many balls does a town of 10000 people really need?


What do you say to a weekend get away? We clearly ought to follow through on our discussion for Smithsonian first, and I really think we ought to do that perhaps next weekend should it work for Leia, but I kind of like the idea of us three getting away for some time to ourselves.

Hypothetical question time.

Was that Rocky Horror shadow cast concept ever going to come back to life? We are hitting an opportune prime time for it.

Aug. 30th, 2018


Left for Eliot Waugh 2 in his room )

Left in Kylo Ren & Eliot Waugh's room )

Left for Ronan Lynchon a table in the Barns )

Aug. 19th, 2018


who: Ren & Fen
when: August 16, after this.
where: Fen's room, Physical Cottage.
What: Ren goes to air frustrations, which morphs into him explaining at least a bit of what is going on.
warnings: Domestic arguing, nothing horrifically out of line. Kylo Ren acting immature. The usual.
status: COMPLETE.

She was trying to be calm. )

Aug. 17th, 2018


I have one student to teach as of this moment. That means one class for one student.

I don't even think I'm fit to be a teacher. I am a mega bitch, and I have no problems calling shit when I see it. I don't think that makes a very good teacher.
I need a girls' day out, which means shopping, lunch, and mani-pedis. (They can paint your toes, Fen, don't worry.)

What do you say?

Aug. 16th, 2018


Where'd you get the number?
I need a favor.


[Texts to Fen]

» Can you help me with something?
» I wanted to go look for some plants and I don't know if the ones I want are going to be here.
» But I don't want Dad to know yet. Or Kylo.

[Texts to Kylo]

» [image of screenshot]
» Good decisions were made. :)

[Snapchat to Eliot Waugh (helladjacent)]


[ooc: just ignore the instragram shenanigans]

Aug. 7th, 2018


(042) Kylo Ren

[Filter: Fen]
Can I talk something out with you?

[Filter: Margo & Fen after this]
If you aren't too busy Eliot's birthday is this weekend. Fen and I are wondering if you had plans.

Aug. 2nd, 2018


(041) Kylo Ren

[Filter: his Eliot]
Fen and I talked. And I thought about telling her to come by tonight, but I wasn't certain if you wanted that to come from you or not, so I didn't. But we could?

Also I kissed her.

[Added Filter: his Eliot & Fen]
Fen, you should join us tonight. If you want to.


[Eliot Waugh (aka not-dad)]
I don't want What have they told you about me if anything?

Did you get your answer?

Hello Did they tell you what you wanted to know?

[Team Parents]
I need some legos so I can go to a lego party and a snack. I don't know what kind, though.


Who: Kylo Ren & Fen
What: Fen and Ren discuss their relationship and more.
When: Thursday, August 2nd
Where: Fen’s room
Warnings: K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Status: Complete in gdocs

I like you. )

Aug. 1st, 2018


who: Eliot & Fen Waugh
when: Early July 29th, after this
where: Fen's Room
What: Eliot tells Fen about his and Kylo's engagement.
warnings: It's super duper cute
status: Complete.

And? What did he say? )

Jul. 29th, 2018


I've not seen you yet. Are you alright?

Fray wants to go to Ronan's. I'm pretty sure she is avoiding seeing the other me. Anyway, she asked to see us both before she goes. Or, rather, I told her I'd give her a hug and she said bring Mom, too. So.

* Backdated to last night

Jul. 24th, 2018


Who: Eliot & Fen
What: Fen returns home. After this and this.
When: Friay, July 20th
Where: The Physical Cottage
Warnings: Everyone is so sad.
Status: Complete in gdocs

Is there anything else you haven’t told me? )

Jul. 19th, 2018


[Annie Cresta]
Is it alright if I come over?

[Richard Gansey III]
I know we were just starting the apprenticeship. I am currently visiting with a friend and do not plan on being at the cottage tomorrow. I will let you know when I return.


Alright, Tumbleweed, anyone out there do freelance webdesign and/or graphic design?

Right, so, I want to go to Mamma Mia but I'm willing to be a good friend and wait for Bambi's return before doing so. In the mean time, who wants to go to Across the Universe in two weeks?

Jul. 10th, 2018


(039) Kylo Ren

Not an IC Cut )

This week we are selling The Hoth. An iced white mocha, that is neither as cold as Hoth, nor as white as it, but I don't come up with these names. I think they're inspired by the place across the street.

[Filter: Eliot & Fen]
I hate this weather. There has to be somewhere on this planet that's cooler.

Jul. 9th, 2018


who: Eliot & Fen Waugh
when: July 9th, early morning
where: Fen's Room at the Cottage
What: Pillow Talk.
warnings: Implied nudity but otherwise super tame.
status: Complete.

I want this, but I want it to work. What if it can’t? )

Jul. 1st, 2018


[Filtered to Team Parent]
Hope's father but not showed up, so I told her she could come over if she wanted.

Can I be done being grounded for the classes tomorrow?

Jun. 26th, 2018


Can I talk to you for a few minutes?

Added later

I have some questions and a potential favor to ask if you have a moment.

We want to talk about what Alice said?

I have force questions.

There's been a development from home we should talk about.

Jun. 21st, 2018


log; kylo ren & fen

who: Kylo Ren & Fen
when: Wednesday, June 20
where: Physical Cottage
What: Fen and Ren talk about them, Eliot, and 🔪
warnings: None that I can think of.
status: Complete.

Whatever you want to tell me, I’ll listen. But I want you to want to tell me. )

Jun. 17th, 2018


Who: Eliot, Fen & Kylo Ren
What: They have “the talk” -- a conversation in two parts.
When: Monday, June 11th, after this.
Where: The Physical Cottage
Warnings: Awkward politeness.
Status: Complete in gdocs

Part One: I don’t feel like your spouse. )

Part Two: We’ll get there. )

Jun. 12th, 2018


[Eliot & Kylo Ren]
Fray is to be grounded for the next three weeks. She will be helping me setting up the forge during that time and doing household chores.

(A transcript of the linked conversation was included.)

[Ronan, Viewable to Gansey]
Fray is to be grounded for the next three weeks. She will be helping me setting up the forge. If she attempts to disobey me, please send her back to me. Do not force me to make this a permanent arrangement. I am asking you as an adult and her employer to have my back on this.

(A transcript of the linked conversation was included.)

Jun. 8th, 2018


left downstairs for fray )

Jun. 7th, 2018


[Private to the boy who suddenly showed up in our house Harry Potter]
My friend is having a lego party. He invited everyone, so you can come if you would like.

Or not. Whatever you want.

[Private to Fen...and she guesses Kylo Ren, viewable to Eliot Waugh]
I'm going to a lego party on Saturday. I invited the strange boy that lives here now. We will need a ride. If he comes. I will need one either way.

Jun. 1st, 2018


I am doing "market research". I understand this is very important to running a successful business.

How many people here use swords, blades and other edged weapons as their preferred method of fighting or defense?

How many people here are interested in acquiring an a blade or require a blade with unusual specifications or qualities?

Thank you for your response!

I would like to start a business. I have been reading up on it on the internet. I thought as a successful business owner yourself, you could walk me through the process you went through to get started?

Would you be interested in an apprenticeship? I thought after our discussion at the party you might be interested in the art of bladesmithing.

May. 27th, 2018


June 4th, 5th & 6th for our reschedule?
I'm wanting to go look at Dicks tomorrow. Come with me?

May. 18th, 2018


Delivery for Margo! )

May. 13th, 2018


Who: Fen & Ren
What: Fen is a mermaid now.
When: Shortly after the power swap shenanigans begins.
Where: The Physical Cottage.
Warnings: Nudity mentioned.
Status: Complete in gdocs



Well, today has definitely been confusing, but considering everyone else is dealing with a lot of weirdness. Is anyone out there turning into a mermaid after they touch water? If so, I can help you with that. Mostly because usually I'm the one turning into the mermaid when I touch water. Also don't use moisturizer. You can drink water, just be careful. It's just that the powers can get a bit out of whack if you don't know how to use them. Um. So I guess, yeah.

May. 12th, 2018


[Texts: Eliot Waugh]
⇢ I don't want you to panic, but I need you to come home as soon as you can.
⇢ Someone has enchanted the bathroom and I don't appreciate it. 🐟😤

May. 5th, 2018


WHO: Eliot Waugh & Fen
WHEN: April 28th, after Fen's arrival
WHERE: The Physical Cottage
WHAT: Husband & wife have so, so much to discuss.
WARNINGS/TRIGGERS: Discussion of child death, difficult pregnancy, slavery and body mutilation. Spoilers for season 3 of the Magicians.

He had admitted, not that he would remember, that he had been a shitty husband. Fen wasn’t entirely sure she could say she hadn’t been a shitty wife. )

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