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Sep. 25th, 2018


Raise your hand if being made mute made you realize how much you love the sound of your own voice. 🙋🏽‍♀️

Sep. 26th, 2018


We're pretty confident about the accuracy of the departure notices, but obviously tell us if something does look wrong. Hopefully this will cut out a lot of stress and worry when the tablets start beeping.

Semi-relatedly, if anyone's looking for work we have several roles to fill at the Bureau.

Sep. 14th, 2018



Headcount, please. I don't like this.

Sep. 11th, 2018


text messages to raven reyes )

Sep. 10th, 2018


[Filtered to the Paraguay team and FNRB base members]
We've discovered another portal here. It appears to have gone offline on the date of the attack on soldiers at our base during the 90s and then come online again the day of the attack.

There are records of others having come through this portal. I'm enclosing their names and the information we have about them in a file. We need someone to try and locate where they might currently be.

We have a body to transport back for an autopsy as well as several photographs and video evidence to go through.

We're still working through numerous sources of material here and will report in anything else we might find.

If you have been on shift for more than 12 hours today, you are required to utilize the room designated for rest and get a few hours of sleep before continuing with work.

Sep. 4th, 2018


Guess the portal doesn't like Christian Kane's face, cause Jake's gone too.

Anyone got any projects they need an assist on? I need a distrac-


Where do people go when they just vanish? Is there a place here they go?

What happens to them?

Aug. 31st, 2018


I need someone with a decent palate and brutal honesty to test out some brew pub recipes.

Aug. 12th, 2018


Fun fact: the average life expectancy of a Torchwood agent is 30 years. Mind you, that is skewed downwards a little by the fact that repeated deaths are counted individually, but regardless I think it's at least a small achievement that I'm just over a week away from hitting the mark.

Aug. 8th, 2018


group text to Zeke and Jake
[1] Can someone come check Clarke’s place with me?

Aug. 9th, 2018


Who else?

Steven Universe
John Murphy
Johanna Mason
Rick Jones
Wanda Maximoff (616)
Ellie Phimister

Aug. 6th, 2018


For anyone that knew him, Glenn Rhee has been sent h back.

Wizarding World / Pineapple Hell
Hi, please check in.

Aug. 3rd, 2018


26 feels pretty good.

cut for image )

friends - apply liberally
Hey, so Jake and Zeke are the most extra people alive, and they rented a yacht for my birthday.

So get to Barcelona and come party.

Jul. 31st, 2018


I need your help with Raven's present and I don't need you to be smug about it.

Jul. 30th, 2018


This Saturday at the Library, starting around 4. Celebrating my birthday, Nailed It style. Let me know if you want to be a judge :)

Raven Reyes (Sugar Connoisseur/Birthday Queen)
Jake Stone (Sugar Librarian)
Bucky Barnes (Oldie but Goodie)
Tina Cohen-Chang (Beyoncé of my Heart)

Jul. 27th, 2018


Living statues are a sub-category of mimes and should definitely be illegal.

Jul. 23rd, 2018


Okay, so I can appreciate how clingy you guys are being right now, I do have to go see a lady for a commission she hired me for a few months ago. Am I going to this meeting alone or are there going to be two shadows following me?

Also, my friend Ron wants to let us give his nerdy girlfriend a tour of the place. Are you guys okay with letting them come by at some point? I'll just keep it to the superficial levels.

Thanks to everyone that came to look for me yesterday! Henry's nose sniffed me out - I had gotten trapped in an artifact. All good now!


Okay, I still don't like this, and I still don't approve of leaving home. But I have been told that this is the best method to work out what is what.

I'm Parker. I don't like this. But I'm here.

Who knows how to run a business? I need tips.


I can't believe I'm
I'm clearly cursed, so if anyone wants to go home
Well I've done an out of state trip, and I've done an out of country trip, and there's still a month left of summer. I might do a couple more short ones but otherwise I'll probably just get some art done, retune my workout a bit, maybe see if any of my older hobbies strike my fancy again. Which is all very low key for me, so if anyone is new or bored or anything I'll probably be around. My interests and the settings I'm comfortable in are both wide and varied, as long as you don't want to debate advanced astrophysics or something incredibly specialised like that.

Otherwise I'm just going to spend all my money on paint and clay and food and have to hit up another casino or something and that really just sounds like such a hassle right now. They need so much coddling when they lose.

Jul. 20th, 2018


Deep diving in the library archives again! I'll be exploring the Post-Classical Era section, specifically in the Islamic Golden Age. Texting coverage is hella iffy down there, so you probably won't hear much from me.

Send a search party if I'm not back by Luau Time! Yes, I'm packing food, Moms.

Jul. 21st, 2018


friday night

I've been back in town long enough to wash about half the Gobi out of my hair but now I have this problem where my brain is convinced it's tomorrow morning. I figure I'll stay up most of the night, get a few hours sleep in the early morning, then as normal tomorrow night.

So, anyone for drinks? Keep me company while I get back on schedule?

Jul. 19th, 2018


Attention portal-napped members of Tumbleweed.

Team America House is having a BBQ on Sunday. Some of you may know that we all came from a previous alternate reality where we were taken through a portal to Hawaii. As such, a couple of us have become obsessed with Kālua. Cooking in an underground oven. On the menu: pig. Don't worry, there will be vegetarian options on regular BBQ too.

Come join us Sunday at 1pm at our house for eats, and watch Bucky work his cooking skills.

There will be lots of food and music, so if you're free, come stop by!

Blackpoint people, this is non-optional for you unless you have to work or experience some sort of life crisis. Or you're Henry, because I know I can't win that fight.

Jul. 18th, 2018


If you were to name one place on Earth you'd like to visit, where would you go and what would you see?

Jul. 17th, 2018


pineapple hell + hiraku sulu’s friends
Sulu and Demora have been sent back.

Jul. 12th, 2018


Who wants to grab coffee with me at a diner? I will pay for your coffee

Jul. 9th, 2018


what do you all think hurts more: a broken ankle or my ego?

Rick Jones
hey what’s up I’m Raven, the friend Zeke mentioned.

ETA: I also realize that I do not sound super competent rn but I am on strong painkillers I’m isually much less weird.

Jul. 8th, 2018


text messages to maya lopez )

text messages to raven reyes )

Jul. 5th, 2018


Any experts or anyone dabbling in bioprocess engineering out there?

Wear something nice. Ish. Or something that isn't flannel or covered in grease. I made dinner.

Well, I ordered dinner. I can't cook.

Jul. 3rd, 2018


Remember to leave milk and cookies out for Captain America, when he comes to leave presents under your flag. I stole this joke. Love, Rick Jones.

Jul. 2nd, 2018


cut for image, filtered to friends & family!* )

So thank you, to everyone who was in on this. We’re so very lucky to have all of you here with us and to have your support, and saying more than that is going to make me even more emotional than I already am, so we’ll call it a day with that. Just thank you and I love you.

I’m going to filter those that applied for the Center in order to set up times to show them around and gather their input. What time of day works best for you?

* = apply filter liberally. chances are if gab has spoken to you more than once, she considers you a friend.
** = credit to pixiedusttees on instagram


Told this is how we're supposed to introduce ourselves. Eliot. Not a fan.

Jun. 28th, 2018


I want to ride Space Mountain until I pass out and eat a million churros. Who’s with me?
The 100
I’m going to be out of town until Saturday morning, but the 4th is coming up and fireworks are some of my favorite things. Does anyone have plans for it?

Jun. 25th, 2018


Glad I missed those pixie bastards.

If anyone needs me, I'm going diving in the Library's deep archives. I'll be back in a day or two.

So about las-


WHO: Ezekiel Jones, Raven Reyes, & Jake Stone
WHERE: San Francisco, CA: Pride Parade, later a club.
WHEN: June 24th, 2018 (Backdated)
WHAT: Ezekiel is a kissing bandit and starts something unintentionally between himself, Raven, and Jake
WARNINGS: Kissing and drinking.
STATUS: Complete

Which was probably a dangerous thought, but who cared when Jake’s hands were on her and she could feel Ezekiel behind him? )

Jun. 20th, 2018


For some reason knowing the woman who played me on television just became a Tony Award Winning Producer is making me overly nostalgic for when random song and dance break outs were typical.

I need to go to go see Once On This Island.

Jun. 19th, 2018


So I need your help. I'm going to propose to Gabby and I need to get everything arranged by end of the month because I'm proposing to her next Friday at Disney.

Oh. And I need to rent a white horse.

And put together costumes.


Hey, I'm Tyler. We haven't really talked, but we should probably change that soon because I'm kind of doing this thing where I'm going to be proposing to her next week.

Jun. 9th, 2018


text message to raven reyes )

Jun. 8th, 2018


Anyone else have kids from the 7 to 10 range? Because while I think I'm amazing, my daughter doesn't think I'm a fun playmate and would like to upgrade me to actual kid.

We saw each other's plans. We know it's doable. And back home, we did do this even if Stone, Jones, and Reyes are from earlier in that timeline and never got to see it for themselves. So my question, I suppose, is how legitimate do we want to get with it? Because that's also doable, but we'd need to not live in Texas to do that if the Displaced want to stay under the radar.

Jun. 7th, 2018


Say a girl got plans for a space station from Santa. Anyone interested in helping her make that space station a reality?

See, I'm asking others for help so back off Charle

[OOC: Rogue won't be responding to anything else as Betsy has knocked Rogue's spiraling self out]


Anyone doing anything for Pride?

Jun. 5th, 2018


text message to rick jones )


Behold! The fruits of my labor.

attached photo of his pizza creation... )

[Private to Fred and George Weasley]
Allow me to pitch an idea.

Given all the people whinging about the heat, think we could charm some wearable objects with a freezing spell? Think portable cooling system.

Jun. 4th, 2018


When I made that bet about being able to talk kidnappers into releasing me, I did not account for science fiction. Rookie mistake.

Harvey Specter.

Jun. 1st, 2018


Either of you going to the ball? Because I have two arms and no date on either.

May. 22nd, 2018


Reyes and Jones! I told you not to mess with that blackhole!


I have never met a crueler portal.

Murder Taco Truck came through and I can't have any of it. :|

May. 15th, 2018


I didn't get any powers.

I wish I could have been a werewolf.

Any werewolves here want to bite me?

May. 13th, 2018


Alright, so I thought it was a fluke, because I'm a very handsome man, but this is the second day in a row where I've been getting marriage proposals while waiting in line at Starbucks.

Did someone hit me with a lust potion?

May. 10th, 2018


I got two arms and I need to punch things. Anyone up for a spar?

Tomorrow, 7 PM, Jake and I are having a poker night at Team America House. It'll be in the backyard. BBQ, a vegetarian option, and sides will be provided, but bring money to lose. BYOB.

May. 9th, 2018


You may proceed to open your bottles of champagne. I have a new publisher, and will have a book on the shelves in a few months' time.

Plan B was to go back to England, have myself declared legally alive, and claim my inheritance with interest, but I don't think the royal family has a sufficient budget for that.

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