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Jul. 1st, 2018


[info]vuvalini

This heat is more like home. So hot you're kind of scared to move. So hot you feel like you're baking.



[FRANK CASTLE]
Did the white haired man leave you alone?

[info]earpish

I have so many pictures from all my amazing adventures now, so I feel somewhat accomplished. I have now obtained a unicorn onesie or three. I look totes adorbs in it. Even if I can only bear to wear it for a little while. These would have been PERFECT back home, but alas. I guess I should get used to whatever's going to be coolest and stare wistfully at other things.

[info]ladycontrary

Last week, when the world turned into a faerie land for a day, there was a faerie man who followed me about and expressed his undying love for me. He simply wouldn't take no for an answer. It was flattering at first but then grew a bit irritating. Take note men, following a woman about is not a way to get them to love you.

Apparently I should have taken him up on his offer. He was actually quite handsome. I wonder what faerie men are like in bed.


[FILTERED TO MYCROFT]
Albus has decided that he would prefer that he and I merely be friends.

Jun. 21st, 2018


[info]whynonna

This town is too punny.

WAVERLY EARP & DOC HOLLIDAY:
Waves, you'll be happy to know I got a job finally. I won't be mooching off you anymore. You're looking at a cashier/stock/sales rep for Needful Things. Something fishy about the guy who runs it. People say he practically gives things away. Not sure if I hope they're cursed or not. Figured it'd be a good place to keep an eye on things, and hey get paid for it too.

Jun. 17th, 2018


[info]lupusdei

It's been a few days but I didn't see any rush on announcing my return. See things have changed a bit here in Tumbleweed since my last visit. Can't say I'm terribly surprised by it given the way things operate. Still, the town rearranging itself did give me just as much pause as it growing in size last year.

Not sure who is here that I made acquaintance with previously but I'll go ahead and reintroduce myself. Names Ethan Chandler.

Jun. 8th, 2018


[info]whynonna

Who's an Earp gotta screw around here to get a job that isn't boring as fuck? It's not that I want one, I just really don't want one. I've been a waitress, bartender, secret agent against demons, and a stripper! I'll tell you right now, I make a shitty bartender. I drink more than I sell.

Jun. 5th, 2018


[info]earpish

I found a place outside of town for skydiving lessons. It's my new goal. I'll have to work around things a bit, but I'll figure it out.

Jun. 3rd, 2018


[info]hurlyburly

netpost: sunday evening

[There is zero context given to the video Julia has posted to the displaced network. It appears to be vertically filmed cell phone footage of older Tony Stark shaving his goatee to this song. Tony's voice can barely be heard over the audio, but Julia added subtitles: "There's a very real possibility that underneath this is just another beard." She's trying to hold in her snickers behind the camera.]


ooc: for out of character context, look here.

May. 14th, 2018


[info]otkazatsya

Well, my class should certainly be interesting this week. Whether you're learning new powers or learning how to deal with not having them, you're welcome to come and practice with us. Nonmagical defense against magic, Monday - Friday, 4 - 5:30 PM at the Howlett Gym.

For once I will actually be on the "powered" side of things, and who knows how long that will last, so I recommend that you don't miss it.

Also: if you are not fully in control of your new powers, please let me know if you intend to come so I can prepare the appropriate safety measures.

May. 13th, 2018


[info]earpish

[Friends & Family]
So I guess I'm not 100% used to my being a blue mutant with a tail. I mean, obviously I am still totes adorbs and this mustard yellow dress is super cute on me, but it's an adjustment. I also feel kind of bad about accidentally stealing someone's powers and not giving anything back. :( I wonder if Nicole would still think I was super cute like this

Which means if you guys see a blue someone around the Homestead, do not shoot. I REPEAT DO NOT SHOOT. But I'm also curious about this 'climbing up smooth surfaces' thing. Like what kind of awesome rock climbing experiences can I have? Also I can teleport? But I have yet to actually do so without stumbling and falling over. It's a work in progress.

May. 11th, 2018


[info]whynonna

One of the great things about Texas: open carry. They don't give a shit that I've got Peacemaker strapped to my thigh. They do care when I put it in their face for getting handsy though.

Apr. 30th, 2018


[info]thunderation

Looks like it's bout time I started earnin' myself a honest livin. Hell, maybe it's high time I went back into dentistry. Wouldn't that be somethin.

filter: mal orestev
How's that tractor comin' along?

Apr. 29th, 2018


[info]thearchitect

I have been contemplating the nature of humanity and bringing back good person lessons. Quite frankly, I thought you were all mostly likely walking trashbags that would give me ample research opportunity for my own personal project I've been working on. And while many of you do in fact do terrible things, I have been humbled. You're not completely awful and your potential for self-sabotage and suffering doesn't amuse me any more like I thought it would.

The problem is you, as humans, are very psychologically fragile. So if I give advice on how to be good for the sake of benefiting you both in the every day and for your eternal salvation, likely it'll be met with the same result as when I gave perfectly reasonable good advice in an effort to make you feel insecure and give into your worst instincts. Reverse psychology is a heck of a thing.

After much thought, I've decided instead to give Bad Person Lessons. I feel this will be much easier to grasp. So without further ado, your first bad person lesson.

Your Intentions Matter.

Now, I don't want to get into a slippery slope of what ifs. Nor do I want to even try and get into the complicated algorithm and point system that weighs each and every one of your actions. We'll just keep this simple.

1. If you do a good deed for ulterior motives (like one-upmanship or a crass attempt to improve your Good Person Score®, for example) than the deed is not really good. Your motives should be pure and you should expect nothing in return for your good deed.

2. Conversely, if you do something bad, it will almost always be bad. But sometimes your intention makes it less bad than it would be if you were acting out of pure selfishness and evil. But only sometimes.

This concludes your first bad person lesson.

Apr. 28th, 2018


[info]fightbyyourside

Okay. I'm tired of not being able to go upstairs without someone having to carry me.

Does anyone know how to go about making a fancy manor more wheelchair friendly?

Apr. 27th, 2018


[info]earpish

Well, I found something AWESOME mostly because it makes me feel even cooler than I already am.

Cut for picture, not filtered )

Mar. 31st, 2018


[info]earpish

So who's up for flower crowns because I am totally digging this whole situation. It smells like Wynonna and Nicole and home Doc, you have no choice, but offer me a compelling argument and I might reconsider.

Mar. 28th, 2018


[info]thegirlin3c

Gotta say, as much as I love a good brawl, that was hell. I'm finding that the mindless relaxing is not blockin' out the screams so well. Think I might need a hobby. Or a job that they don't pay you for.

...Are those the same thing?

Anyway, anyone need a singer or a dancer or an actress? Hell, at this point, I'd settle for almost anything that'll keep me distracted.

[info]guardtheflame

I should invest in more ammunition.

[Roy Mustang, Edward Elric, Winry Rockbell]
I'm glad the three of you are alright. I'm going to be helping with clean up and I think it would be good if all of us offered, if you already haven't.

Mr Elric, I managed to steal an interesting sword off of a pirate if you're interested in it.

Mar. 18th, 2018


[info]earpish

Shout out to Pidge for being great and taking this awesome picture of me and also letting me hold her bayard for a moment and making it do the flamethrower thing.

[pretend there’s a picture here of Waverly in her dress from the ball with a flamethrower in hand]

I look super cool. It’s probably the best picture I have from my time here.

Mar. 16th, 2018


[info]spidergirl

Has anyone seen Bart around? I was making the chips we were talking about and wanted to see how long it had been for her, but the robots are saying she's not on board anymore.

Jon, I think we lost our new best friend :(

Feb. 23rd, 2018


[info]deletekey

[speech-to-text]

The boat is nice I haven't killed anyone since I got here

I kinda wanna see what the middle of the Earth looks like but I don't want to ruin nothing plus it'd probably be confusing maybe they probably got different rules and their cars are different or something

It's kind of boring here though

Is there anything to do here tiny square besides eat ice cream I got bored of that already

Feb. 21st, 2018


[info]deletekey

[speech-to-text]

Cut for season 2 spoilers. Also every inch of Bart is currently covered in blood, FYI. )

Feb. 11th, 2018


[info]earpish

Okaaaaay! That was a pretty great party, actually. I hope you had a great birthday, Margo!

I probably need to sit down and drink some water so I don't hate myself tomorrow. Thanks for all the dances everyone and helping my dress have better memories than it had. Super thankful.

[ooc: if you want to say you danced with Waverly, she's totally adorable and you can say that happened. Anyone!]

Feb. 4th, 2018


[info]ladycontrary

I have never seen a device like this in my life. Am I using it correctly? I suppose I'll have to wait for a response.

I found the reception here to be highly unfriendly. Forcing me to have an inoculation against my will. Such indignity! As if I chose to come here, on the strangest holiday cruise I have ever seen. Is there even a way to go home?

There also seems to be some sort of mistake. My roommate appears to be a man.

Feb. 2nd, 2018


[info]earpish

It feels really quiet without Wynonna around.

[Donnie]
Hey. How've you been? Do you want to do something? Guardian-teenager bonding or something?

Jan. 23rd, 2018


[info]earpish

Okay. Now that a couple days have gone by, I’m Waverly Earp. Yes, yes like Wyatt Earp. I know some of you. Latin club parties anyone? But I am definitely pretty sure I have a need to have more friends. Most of mine aren’t here, which includes my girlfriend, buuuuut new friends anyone? Y/Y/VY? I’m super adorable and great company. Doc and Eliot can vouch for me.

I probably could have just mooched off of Doc’s friendship gathering, but I figured that would be pretty sad, sooo here I am.

Jan. 22nd, 2018


[info]thunderation

Well, now that I have wet my whistle and settled into this lunacy, I'll deliver a proper introduction. My name is John Henry, friends call me Doc, and I am very pleased to meet any and all acquaintances. Preferably at the nearest watering hole if I may be so bold.

Jan. 21st, 2018


[info]earpish

When the fuck did we end up in the middle of the fucking ocean?