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Sep. 30th, 2018



Kamala Khan
Anything you want for dinner tomorrow?

Bucky Barnes (PH)
Can you lie yet?

Sep. 28th, 2018


Seems that most of the Displaced are back to normal. Congratulations.

You two up for a mission? Juticalpa, Olancho, Honduras is on our list of places that might have had an attack. I need you two to go down there, ask questions, snoop around. You know, the usual recon stuff. Up for it?
Anyone have any idea what this is about?
Go. Do what you need to. We're good here, and I really appreciate you sticking around.
Were you expecting a painting?

Sep. 25th, 2018


[Young kids group]
Who all have we got left wanting to continue on with this? And is there anyone else we should go about inviting?

[Napoleon Solo]
Ya doing any better? And when are we resuming our wine days cause I'm in need of them.


I need a headcount on who is still cursed and who isn't. Especially you, Fort Neill.

Sep. 24th, 2018


package delivered via mail to Clint Barton (MCU) )

Sep. 25th, 2018


Just a check in on how everyone's doing. Between kidnappings, people decaying, truth spells and transformations this has already been a little more fucked up than a lot of what goes on here and it doesn't help that it's really dragging on for some of us. I obviously can't do my day job like this so I've got a lot of free time if anyone needs to talk, about this or anything else. You can pretend to be a Disney princess or something.

Sep. 23rd, 2018


[Friends & Acquaintances*]
So, I'm in a little bit of a bind. Peggy moved out and today so did Jarvis. I'm still only six inches tall right now so I can't really get around by myself just yet. Anyone got a spare shoebox I can sleep in? Promise I don't take up much space. It's completely temporary, people's curses are lifting every day. I'll promise to be out of your hair as soon as I'm back to my normal height.

*A super broad filter, except it does not include Peggy, Jarvis or Bucky (PH). Why? Bucky (PH) is out of town and Steve isn't entirely sure where Peggy moved out, but he's trying to avoid making anyone feel guilty or awkward. But he's also a total idiot and might be wrong.

[Peggy Carter]
Jarvis moved out with Howard. Howard has extended an invitation for me to stay with him while I'm unable to open doors. I don't like the idea of you moving out. It doesn't sit right with me. You invited me to stay with you when I got here, and I'm grateful for it.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, the place is yours. It should be yours, if you want it. I'll let you know when I can report back to the base. No change yet.

Sep. 21st, 2018


I realize that we're over our comfortable limit for crazy at the moment, but anyone want to volunteer for contracting an ancient curse? Cross something off the old bucket list? I've got some sliders here with your name on them.


So who's still affected by curses? And is there anything I can do? Like bring you bird seed or go to the butcher shop for animal leftovers? Maybe you need buckets for all those pearls?

Sep. 20th, 2018


You know what I discovered in this last week? I can't lie. Someone asks me a question, and suddenly I'm talking about everything on my mind. They just want a "I'm good. How 'bout you?" Instead, I have given total strangers a full rundown on how much I miss my wife because she's living in another world. Not even another state. Another world. Y'know. Just a completely sane thing to hear from a total stranger. Guess what, total stranger, I was Spider-Man back before I lost all my powers.

This is a bad idea.

I don't know why I started to write.

It was vaguely funny in my head because irony and self-depreciation is my jam, but now I'm writing because I can't stop writing.

Man, I really miss having powers. I'm happy for what I have, but I would sign up in two seconds flat to

[Peter chucks his phone to stop himself, and the entry posts. Because of course it does.]

Sep. 19th, 2018


If you find that your mind is unquiet, if you need help refocusing and revitalizing your body, mind and spirit, and developing strength and flexibility in your muscles and tendons, please sign up for yoga classes at the Center for Performing and Creative Arts with me, Thor. I will be teach Tao yin classes at 6 AM every morning, Monday to Friday. Classes will run approximately an hour long. Required items, fee, and recommendations can be found on the center's website.

First class is tomorrow. I hope I see many of you soon. :)

Thank you for this opportunity. I hope it brings more attention ton your center.

No change.

Sep. 17th, 2018


Dear Multiverse: You. Really. F Suck.

Hi, I'm James. Who here knows what Blackpoint is?

Sep. 16th, 2018


I never thought I'd say this, but I'm fucking glad to be in Tumbleweed, again.

Kinda wish I still had Ace, though.


So tell me about this Thanos.

Sep. 17th, 2018


Sep. 16th, 2018


[Voice to Text]

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Faeries can be annoyingly literal and I need someone to cook the kids dinner.

[ooc: Clint's an American kestrel, of which the males are smaller than the females. That makes him roughly 9" from head to tail. Enjoy. :)]


It appears as though several among our staff have been altered. Please check in here to let us know if you are among those affected and we'll ensure coverage for your position.

ADDED:[Alice Quinn]
Are you able to create portals for Dr. Chakrabarti to see patients?

Sep. 13th, 2018


[Avengers + Anyone Who Lives in the Avengers' House]

As you may recall, I'm outnumbered at home and have no backup. Which is fine when I'm around, but I don't like leaving the kids alone in the house. Especially not with things as crazy as they are around here.

Avengers ... do you mind if we move in?

Sep. 11th, 2018


Some of these people on the arrivals list for Paraguay are names I remember from the space cruise. The people and beings who got on board at a few of the stops, the ones who gave most of us that space pox.

I need searches down on these names. Dig as deep as you can.

Sep. 8th, 2018



I'll need someone to take the kids for a few days. Cooper's old enough to take care of the other two occasionally, but he's not quite to "cook three squares" level, yet.

Any takers?




Update on the situation in Paraguay:

Proper channels have failed as they consider this now a chemical spill. I'm taking a small team down to do reconnaissance. We'll keep you informed.

We're going in. We've got Alice making a portal for us so we don't have travel time, and we can get inside the city without road blocks. Most of us will be going in as United Nations Environment Programme's disaster division inspectors. That should give us enough clearance for anywhere we want to look. We'll recon the area around the base and determine when we can get in. Your covers are included in your paperwork. Try not to start any fights.

[This includes: Peggy Carter, Justice of Toren, Clint Barton MCU, Nakia, Bucky Barnes PH, Sara Lance, and Steve Rogers MCU. It also includes those at the base helping out. Check the OOC post for more information.

Sep. 4th, 2018


Letting people know, I'm going to go away for a while to get my head together. Try to get in touch with the Other Guy and come to some sort of [...] agreement? Compromise? Reconciliation? And I can't do it here. Too many distractions, especially with the randomness the Portal pulls. I've notified the Bureau to let them know I'm taking the time off. Not sure exactly when I'll be back.

I'll have my tablet with me, so I'll still be able to keep in touch, but I don't plan on being online a whole lot.

Aug. 20th, 2018


Turning into a lego has made me a master builder

[not an ic cut] )

This is cool.

I'm heading for Toon Town, does anybody want a lift?

Aug. 17th, 2018


I need a safe place to go to ground. The bananas are after me.

Aug. 14th, 2018


I gotta say, as far as portals shenanigans go, this one might be my favorite.

Can anyone out there beat jingoistic water foul?


All right, guys. I need a headcount of my portal guards on who is affected by this latest portal shenanigans. I'll need to know if you think you need someone to temporarily take over your spot while this is ongoing.

ETA: Anakin Skywalker will be conducting cartoon reaction times and combat abilities to make sure you're able to handle it in your current state.

Aug. 11th, 2018


Well, interdimensional travel's sure a new one. Please tell me there's a bar somewhere here, I could use some bourbon.

And on the off chance — hey, Bennett. Figure out a way to get me the hell back home, would you?

Aug. 10th, 2018


[Private to the Avengers (all)]
This message is in regards to Loki.

Loki is convinced that the only thing that has been keeping the Avengers from ganging up on him was Thor. With Thor's disappearance, Loki expects the Avengers to come after him (lock him away, kill him, what have you).

I have my own opinions on the matter, but I want to know what yours are, including, hopefully, a general consensus from the Avengers.

Aug. 6th, 2018


For those who may be concerned, Tony is doing much better. And here's the proof.

[A photo of Tony Stark casually leaning upon a pink floral cane in one hand, and in the other he's raising a glass of Scotch. He wears a spiffy three piece suit with a floral pink waistcoat.]

Aug. 4th, 2018


[Posted Early in the morning, not long after this scene takes place]

Shit, okay, so Tony had a memory upgrade and with it a horrible injury. Stab wound by a large blade, piercing all the way through his abdomen, coming out the other side. Internal organs are likely to be damaged. Tony's got his nanotech to close the wound and stop the bleeding, but he needs immediate medical attention. We don't want to take him to a local hospital, because how the hell are we going to explain this?

This is a real emergency, we need immediate help. I'm freaking out here

Aug. 2nd, 2018



This is sacred territory and should not be touched.


I bought this and I'm having it framed. It's going in the living room. He'd of liked it. No complaints, I hope?

Aug. 1st, 2018


black ops group! )

Jul. 24th, 2018


[Filtered to Natasha (MCU)]

Hey Nat? I need some help.

Jul. 22nd, 2018


Hey, so ... sorry for being on the quiet side. Laura leaving's been rough on the kids.

Jul. 12th, 2018


Hello Everyone. Some of you may know me, my name is Steve Rogers and I'd like to ask for your assistance.

We're all a long way from home. Some of us have been here for some time and others are still coming in. It may not be the community we asked for, but we're all we've got. The fine folks at the Fort Neil Resettlement Bureau need your help to keep our community safe.

Each person that comes in is welcomed at FNRB. Each threat that comes through? That's assessed and dealt with by the FNRB, too. But we're understaffed. We need more guards, more staff. The pay is pretty great and so are the benefits.

Some of you have special powers or abilities. That's great. Many of you don't. We need you, too. With enough people, we can also provide time for additional training and have plenty to cover for time off. If you care about your new found community and want a way to help out, please consider signing up at FNRB.

Thank you


I got tasked with getting codenames for the group so we don't end up compromised if our communications get intercepted.

So I'm going by Hawkeye, my usual. Rhodey's going by his usual: War Machine.

Do you have a codename you want to go by? Or do you want me to give you one? This is so cool and official

ETA: Names will be here

Jul. 10th, 2018


[VIDEO: security cam footage from several angles of three poorly-disguised individuals wearing Iron Man Halloween masks toilet papering Tony's mansion, with the following shaming caption:

We used to be Avengers, but now we TP houses to make ourselves feel alive again.]

Jul. 9th, 2018


To those of you who tossed toilet paper and eggs at the Avengers house:

Cut not IC; Gif underneath. )


[Parents of Young Kids Group*]
I'm gonna be opening up my house for a playdate this Friday from eleven to two. We got an expansive backyard with different climbing things and a lil area that's perfect for real little ones.

And then inside has areas for the kids to play as well and all of us to gather if'n its hotter'n Hades again.

I can grill burgers and hot dogs and then if'n anyone coming over could just bring some side dishes that'd be real grand. Just let me know who all is coming so I can get the right amount of food for the grill. Or if'n ya want something else grilled let me know that too.

[*whoever has been signing up for that plus Erik Lehnsherr. I got the okay from Allie to schedule this!]

Jul. 6th, 2018


The pony did eventually wind up with a name, if anyone's dying to know. Lila went through a phase wanting to name her after a bird for a while. You have no idea how hard it was to convince my daughter that calling the horse Masked Booby was not a good idea.

Anyway, the pony's name is Sugar.




Jul. 5th, 2018


Don't assassinate anyone today.

I forgot people made so much colourful food in America.

Jul. 3rd, 2018


Are you planning on attending any of the numerous feeding frenzies?

Or have plans this weekend?

Is it bad to be banned from Starbucks? Like not even for breaking anything.

Jun. 30th, 2018


You are all invited to join us at our home for a day of celebration and sparring to celebrate Okoye's birth this Monday. Festivities will begin in the afternoon, there will be no formal schedule of events so feel free to come and go as you please.

It has been some time since we've spoken. How are you doing?

Jun. 29th, 2018


I know we're all looking forward to a good old fashioned cookout on Sunday, but in anticipation of waking up on Monday all sad that now you don't have a cookout to look forward to I would like to remind everyone that Wednesday is a holiday. The birthday of our great nation*, and also of our great Steve Rogerses**, and we'll be celebrating both of those Wednesday afternoon at the Barton's place, right by the Avengers Compound. Remember, he's very shy, so we have to make sure that anything embarrassingly over the top is celebrating the country, not the person(s).

Except the cake. There will be cake and someone's going to have to blow out all the candles.

*I'm actually legally obliged to say this, it's a clause in the Captain America job contract
**I'm only morally obliged to say this, it's a clause in the friendship job contract

Jun. 27th, 2018


So I've not been here long, but I'd love a chance to get to meet people face to face.

So I'm going to be grilling in the Park in Council 8 on Sunday afternoon. If anyone wants to stop by for a burger and some age appropriate cold beverages*, maybe play some frisbee, we'll make room for you.

ETA: And juice for Clint Barton.


Sierra Leone is beautiful, but when you move out of the big city centres with their skyscrapers and hotels it becomes quite confronting. We do not have this kind of poverty in Wakanda. There is a stark contrast in the ways that different people live. But the people we have been working with are very welcoming, even as busy as we've been. The only thing there's always time for is the World Cup, where most people are split between supporting Senegal and Nigeria. It seems like we are never more than a sentence away from launching into another in-depth discussion about the relative strengths and weaknesses of each team. I admit I have learned far more about football than I have about water filtering.

Jun. 25th, 2018


T'was, on my part, an enjoyable thing to be invited for the Fae Hunt. I do hope the others came out of it unscathed, had I known I would not have participated.


the morning after the plot

So last night?

That kind of thing happen regularly around here?

Jun. 24th, 2018



You okay?

[Filtered Away from Laura and the Kids]

No one tell my wife, but I have no idea where the hell I am.

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