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Sep. 26th, 2018


i wanna see this mickey mouse. apparently i gotta go to some disney world place to do that? someone who knows about this stuff tell me what the deal is so i don't gotta read a whole wikipedia page

Sep. 24th, 2018


sent sometime in the evening

Beware of the woods. There's a wolf and it attacked me.


Desiccation of faeries feels like a reasonable response the next time I run into faeries on that level of asshole.

Sep. 19th, 2018


I have [...] a lot of pearls. They've finally stopped falling out of my mouth, thankfully, but I don't really know what to do with them. If Annie were still here, she could

Does anyone here still make jewelry or clothing and want them for that? Or have another purpose for them? Otherwise I guess I'll just [...] put them somewhere where they can look pretty.

Sep. 4th, 2018


Image under cut. )


Excellent news!! My birthday is this weekend! I don't really know why it's that excellent, buuuuuuut I'm excited! YAY!!!

So who wants to do something awesome for my birthday? Not really sure what that entails, but I think we could find something fun either in town or maaaaaybe not even in town. Maybe really out of town. We could go back to

Sep. 3rd, 2018


It is my absolute pleasure to announce some good news to this community. Rhy Maresh and I, Alucard Emery, are to be married. I look forward to the planning with all its details, to the wondrous day to come, and most of all to all the days that will follow it.

Aug. 19th, 2018


[backdated to Saturday about 11am]

Okay so I woke up this morning,
and my brain gave out a warning.
Bad poetry's not how I talk,
I much prefer the catwalk.
Someone take off this spell,
I feel like I'm in hell!

Aug. 17th, 2018


Has anyone tried to pull a Popeye yet? I'm operating under the assumption it'll work but I wonder if it has to be canned or if you could get by with one of those freezer bags and if it'd have the same effect.

Probably has to be canned. Comedic effect and all.

Heard through the grapevine you're affected. You doing alright, kid?

Is anyone possibly interested in a Looney Tunes marathon because of all this?


Network Post: toon!Jake Peralta

I need MORE THINGS to try cuz this is the BEST! I've been painting tunnels, I'm pulling all kinds of things out of endless pockets, I'm making Zs when I sleep, I'm going all huge mouth on my foods, I'm making Amy make that face she makes... SOMEONE thinks I shouldn't test gravity. SOMEONE is getting all the smooches, heart-eyes, and AWOOOGAs I can make.

[OOC: sorry for no illustrated visual aid, but look at his face! Jake is already a toon!]

Jul. 7th, 2018


Anyone here not know their birthday? McNair would give me a treat and a present on mine. And Annie got me a cake once.

Does anyone want to celebrate if they don't know theirs-- today?

Jun. 28th, 2018


Waitresses are beautiful creatures. The ones at JJ's just float around like angels.

[werewolves + sam + buffy]

This is my first full here, so I'm nervous. I don't want to hurt anyone.

For everyone else, Sam said I can stay in a room in his bunker for the night.


I need a going out night. Anyone want to go dancing and maybe get really drunk with me?

B, you're already coming.

Jun. 27th, 2018


So I've not been here long, but I'd love a chance to get to meet people face to face.

So I'm going to be grilling in the Park in Council 8 on Sunday afternoon. If anyone wants to stop by for a burger and some age appropriate cold beverages*, maybe play some frisbee, we'll make room for you.

ETA: And juice for Clint Barton.


I really liked talking to a centaur, even if I can't really remember or understand what she was talking about. It's probably a bit like watching Shakespeare, for people who actually like Shakespeare.

We need a beach trip.

Jun. 11th, 2018


Just when I was starting to like you, Tumbleweed, you gotta go and take one of the good ones. Story of my life.

filter: Faith & Waverly Earp & Bonnie Bennett
So. After the full moon cycles out, don't suppose you guys'd wanna come do a pizza 'n PJs thing at mine?

P.S., Faith: You're helping me patrol.

Jun. 10th, 2018


Motherfucker Steve's gone.

Knowing him he'll be back, but no way to know when, or if he'll remember it.

Jun. 8th, 2018


[ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟᴠᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ]

Kara told me there's others like me here.

The internet says the full is on June 28.

What do you do around here for that?

Jun. 5th, 2018


So after sleeping for a solid 16 hours I started digging around on the internet. And found movies.

That probably sounds sketchy.

I found movies that include parts of my life.

It turns out my life is an alternate ending. So that's... cool. I guess. Not really.

Is this normal? Does this sort of thing exist for everyone?

Jun. 4th, 2018


Someone needs to get rid of the rest of that elf wine. For the good of the community.

Jun. 3rd, 2018


Yeah, alright, Jan. You win. Nobody got killed at the ball and I actually had a good time. I owe you an ice cream or something.

I'm only slightly less grumpy with being here now.

May. 21st, 2018


Do you need a little fashion help when it comes to fancy balls?


I've got five slots available for custom-made dresses or suits for the upcoming ball. First come, first serve.

May. 20th, 2018


The hardware store isn't bad. I know a lot of tools because I used to help my dad repair the house. It was always falling apart. And I was the oldest, so I got to hand him the tools. I miss him.

But yeah, hardware store. Not like there's a lot of places in town for me to work, being an ex-Victor and ex-soldier.

ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴀɴᴅ ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ ᴏғ ᴋᴀᴛɴɪss ᴇᴠᴇʀᴅᴇᴇɴ

I didn't get anything for Katniss for her birthday. We went hunting. I know she's not really a material kind of person, but I wish I could do something. I'm not the most sentimental person. I'm not asking anyone to pick a present out for me, but she's been here longer in this world than I have. Is there anything she likes here that I wouldn't know about?

May. 18th, 2018


Some people take their candles very, very seriously in this town. I just watched one woman debate over two for almost half an hour. Some teenagers are also terrifying with what they hope magic will fix.

Should have finished University years ago. At least this is providing motivation.

May. 15th, 2018


This town has way too many cemeteries.

May. 13th, 2018


[Friends & Family]
So I guess I'm not 100% used to my being a blue mutant with a tail. I mean, obviously I am still totes adorbs and this mustard yellow dress is super cute on me, but it's an adjustment. I also feel kind of bad about accidentally stealing someone's powers and not giving anything back. :( I wonder if Nicole would still think I was super cute like this

Which means if you guys see a blue someone around the Homestead, do not shoot. I REPEAT DO NOT SHOOT. But I'm also curious about this 'climbing up smooth surfaces' thing. Like what kind of awesome rock climbing experiences can I have? Also I can teleport? But I have yet to actually do so without stumbling and falling over. It's a work in progress.

May. 11th, 2018


ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs & ᴍᴄᴜ

Something bad has happened. My head's messed up.

May. 7th, 2018


Is it bad that I kind of hope that someone at the club tries something with me one night just so I have an excuse to throw their ass on the ground?

I haven't had a good fight in awhile. Being a bouncer isn't bad, but I haven't really had anyone act out yet.

May. 2nd, 2018



The Roadhouse.

Bring your party hats, but not really. Just a lowkey birthday at the bar. Enjoy my purple confetti trick arrow. Buy him a beer. He's an old man.
How's the Roadhouse?


Filtered to friends, but not Wynonna or Doc, tw for slight gore and pregnancy mention )

[ooc: feel free to assume friendship things if you've talked to Waverly/want your character to be friends with Waverly. She's da best.]

Apr. 27th, 2018


Dancing has certainly changed since my era. A pity. It would be nice if there were a dance hall in town.

Is the film Casablanca good? The Tumbleweed calendar says that's what's playing on Movie Night, this coming Monday.


Well, I found something AWESOME mostly because it makes me feel even cooler than I already am.

Cut for picture, not filtered )

Apr. 2nd, 2018


Y'know... if I could punch things without getting sent to the brig or possibly puncturing a lung, I'd probably make a hole in this whole big stupid faced ship.

Apr. 1st, 2018


I'm absolute shit at comforting people.

However, if anyone wants to get really, really, really drunk, I'm your girl.

[Filtered to Buffy Summers]

How you holding up there, B?


:*:,:*: Fuck. Marry. Kill  :*:,:*:

Mar. 30th, 2018


So, I legit get that a lot of people are feeling really shitty right about now, and the ship is kinda lame in both senses of the word. But I'm kinda feeling like distractions might be good for the masses. And because I cannot with my suite mate right now

That said, what activities are still functional? Can anyone tell? That symposium room is totally big enough we could make it a mini-movie theatre for like a night if anyone could set up projection stuff. Anyone up for light-hearted mindless movies that mean people around but not talking?

Help me out here it's too much like.

Mar. 17th, 2018


So. What is this whole Saint Patrick's Day deal? Only the irish can celebrate it? How do you know if you're irish or not?


Not the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me. But still, what the actual fuck?


My mother and father were Irish immigrants. Happy St. Patrick's Day, from the most Irish person on this boat.

Feb. 22nd, 2018


Has anyone ever tried blending magic and technology? What were your results?

I'm really curious if there's a tried and true way to combine the two. Since they both work with energies within the world I would think there is, but I haven't been able to find a good cross point for them yet.


You know, I never really got the whole Lord of the Rings obsession, but I have to admit Middle Earth is pretty fucking awesome. This has been a fun stop.

Feb. 20th, 2018


Hypothetical question. If someone wanted to speak to someone about issues, where would they go? Is there like a professional or a head doctor? Not like physical issues, the other kind.

Feb. 11th, 2018


Someone remind me, how do you make lemonade again?

filter: tara maclay & willow rosenberg
So, I need a distraction. Who's getting ice cream with me? Speak now or forever hold your peace.

Feb. 10th, 2018


Oh golly! This is so exciting! I've never been around live humans before and, well, the rest of you crazy kids, too. This is so great, I just know I'm going to learn so much from all of you.

What do you think I should do first? I've been debating between trying a saltine or wearing flip flops. Flip flops! Can you imagine? Me, an eternal celestial being in flip flops? It's going to be so exciting. I just hope this meat suit holds up okay. I'm certain that as long as I keep out of trouble, we won't have to worry about any kind of cosmic reverberation wiping you all out of existence should it become too damaged.

Oh! Oh! Does anyone have any questions for me? You humans (and other beautiful souls) are always so curious! I'm an architect and I design neighborhoods in The Good place. ;) I suppose I could start by clarifying things that are good, versus things that are bad.

Vaguebooking is definitely bad. Please be careful when using this forum to express your feelings. It's certainly not as bad as murder or paying money for music performed by California funk rock band The Red Hot Chili Peppers but all those little negatives add up, you know.

Wow. Really guys. You just seem so great.

My name is Michael, and I can't wait to meet all of you.




I'm guessing the Tolkien books are in the library, although there may not be enough copies for everyone. I have digital copies on my computer - the trilogy and also The Hobbit - if anyone would like to read them on their tablet. Just let me know.

I was also thinking we should screen the movies, if we have them, even though there might be inaccuracies (if we're visiting the book world). Because it might be hard for new readers to get through 3-4 books in the two days before we hit the port.

Feb. 5th, 2018


This place is what I think heaven would be like. Except for that kraken bit. That was insensitive. I'm sorry. Wow.

So, I've had some wine. Who wants to do some tipsy magic?


We should go to the spa since you're healed up. I haven't been yet and I've actually NEVER been to a spa. Spa is a funny word. Spaaaa.


Things I basically forgot I loved: Pizza. For breakfast.


They don't like to leave you without a cabinmate for too long, do they?

Jan. 30th, 2018


[Buffy & Tara]
So I was thinking about all the cruise stuff and ports and big scarey monsters that didn’t go bump in only the night and I think my theory is we should all do something together.

[Magic users except Tara]
So, okay, this feels really weird to post and I hate but I felt really helpless during everything that happened and I would really like to not be all ‘citizen in the hold!’ As much next time. Does anyone want to practice magic together, or help me with getting better with mine?

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