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Jun. 3rd, 2019


WHO: Natasha Romanoff, Bucky Barnes
WHEN: Sometime after they got back to Tumbleweed, but not immediately.
WHERE: Bureau to around town.
WHAT: Natasha and Bucky grab lunch.
TRIGGERS: Endgame spoilers for that scene.

''Someone's gotta make sure the town didn't explode while we were gone.'' )

Sep. 30th, 2018



Kamala Khan
Anything you want for dinner tomorrow?

Bucky Barnes (PH)
Can you lie yet?

Sep. 29th, 2018


Hi, I'm James Rogers. You own the Roadhouse, right?


Hey. I need a loan, probably a small one, but I'm not positive about that. I'll pay you back when I get my first paycheck, wherever that ends up coming from.

Job interview. Now I gotta go shopping.

ooc: Jo & James thread is part of first filter.

Sep. 28th, 2018


Seems that most of the Displaced are back to normal. Congratulations.

You two up for a mission? Juticalpa, Olancho, Honduras is on our list of places that might have had an attack. I need you two to go down there, ask questions, snoop around. You know, the usual recon stuff. Up for it?
Anyone have any idea what this is about?
Go. Do what you need to. We're good here, and I really appreciate you sticking around.
Were you expecting a painting?


Pleased to report I can now open my own doors, reach things on shelves, and walk across a room in less than a minute. Anyone else still cursed? I would be glad to hear if I was the last one.

[FNRB Leadership]
Permission to report back to duty, effective immediately?

ETA: Did the receptionist position get filled?

[Howard Stark]
Howard, I’m so sorry. The bed was shrunk down for me to make it easier to get in and out, and it broke underneath me when I returned to my normal size. I’m happy to buy you a new one. Bed got the last laugh, that hurt like a sonov

Thanks so much for all your help. When you get a moment, if I could get my clothes back to my regular size? There’s no rush, of course. I got enough to make it through the next day or so.

Sep. 26th, 2018


I’m so ti

Semi-regular check in time. How’s everyone doing?

Can we go somewhere? Maybe camping back east? I don’t know, just somewhere that isn’t here.

Sep. 25th, 2018


So not that I'm concerned that the hotel will come back, but just in case the hotel does come back, who here is familiar with demolitions? A lot of people have left, including one very beautiful, very angry looking construction worker named Frank Castle. And yes I'm well aware he was more than just a construction worker.

Demolitions? Anyone? Just for my personal edification.

Sep. 26th, 2018


For the record, I have not found anything in my own samples that would explain the decaying scientifically. Unfortunately that also means there's nothing I can reverse engineer to fix it. It simply is.

Sep. 25th, 2018


I need a headcount on who is still cursed and who isn't. Especially you, Fort Neill.

Sep. 23rd, 2018


Hi. Howard showed up. I'm not dealing with that very well. Wrote you two letters, but they got rambly and too honest, so I burned them. I love you two, but I gotta take off for a little bit. I won't be gone for too long though, but take care of Han and Kap while I'm away, yeah? I'll be in touch. - Disregard. Staying.

Not dealing with Howard being here very well so I'm taking some time away. I know it'll be hard, but don't do anything stupid while I'm gone. Disregard. Staying.

How is he?

[ooc; Talk of murder, assassin triggers, and death in comments.]


[Bucky Barnes]
This is me checking in to see how you're handling Howard's arrival.

Sep. 21st, 2018


So who's still affected by curses? And is there anything I can do? Like bring you bird seed or go to the butcher shop for animal leftovers? Maybe you need buckets for all those pearls?

Sep. 18th, 2018


Cool how it's the second week of school and half the teachers are already out with fairy curses. I guess this is easier than public school. Even though I'm fine. Not that I'm complaining but it feels like with the number of people they screwed it would have been easier to just get everyone instead of picking and choosing.

Sep. 16th, 2018


It appears as though several among our staff have been altered. Please check in here to let us know if you are among those affected and we'll ensure coverage for your position.

ADDED:[Alice Quinn]
Are you able to create portals for Dr. Chakrabarti to see patients?

Sep. 14th, 2018



Headcount, please. I don't like this.

Sep. 11th, 2018


I don't know what the hell that invitation is about, but I want you two to look after each other and the others until we can get back from Paraguay.

And Steve, you better be taking breaks between shifts or I'm going to kick your ass.


I've got to move somewhere that doesn't have dangerous mythical creatures besides me one of these days.

Sep. 10th, 2018


[Filtered to the Paraguay team and FNRB base members]
We've discovered another portal here. It appears to have gone offline on the date of the attack on soldiers at our base during the 90s and then come online again the day of the attack.

There are records of others having come through this portal. I'm enclosing their names and the information we have about them in a file. We need someone to try and locate where they might currently be.

We have a body to transport back for an autopsy as well as several photographs and video evidence to go through.

We're still working through numerous sources of material here and will report in anything else we might find.

If you have been on shift for more than 12 hours today, you are required to utilize the room designated for rest and get a few hours of sleep before continuing with work.

Sep. 5th, 2018


So as you saw on CNN, there's a situation in Paraguay. It does resemble the attack on the Fort Neill base in the last 90's. The Bureau is looking into official channels to speak with anyone on the base or anyone with any knowledge of the base. This is a very precarious situation due to an international military being involved. Please do not attempt something on your own; you could jeopardize what we're trying to do.

The Bureau will keep you as updated as we can.

We'll reach out when there is a need for assistance.

Can you guys be on call in case we need backup at the Bureau?

We don't know how many people might end up needing to go. We don't know if we're going to be attacked again, but I'd like to make sure we have people on our side. Those of you with bigger powers — looking at you Danvers — may end up stationed at exits just in case it gets by everyone else. If you've got suggestions for others, let me know.
We're working on negotiations to get down to Paraguay to see if we can get inside that building, take a look at the fresh scene and what it looks like. I'm not going to lie, if it's anything like the aftermath we found here, it's going to be a bloody mess. If your stomach's a little on the light side, let me know. Do not compromise this by whining. I will not hesitate to fire you if that happens.

Anyone with computer experience, I'd like to get you all working on grabbing every image, video, and audio leak we can find. More than that, I want to look into other potential military bases getting hit with strange and sudden shut downs. I want all of them, even if they've been decommissioned in a property ceremony.
I'm probably going to need a raincheck on that vacation.


[Filtered to Avengers and FNRB]
Anyone else get that CNN push notif?

Sep. 4th, 2018


Favorite snack foods, go.

Hey, what do I do to go about getting guardianship over a minor around here? Hers got sent back recently.

Also, did you know Reduced Fat Cheese Cheeto Puffs existed? What's even the point?


Guess the portal doesn't like Christian Kane's face, cause Jake's gone too.

Anyone got any projects they need an assist on? I need a distrac-



Have you ever wanted to see the Asgardian Palace?


Heyyyyyyyyy bro.

So I'm sort of breaching something here when I decided to tell you this, but that woman? She's married. Wasn't sure if you knew that or not.

I know because her husband hired me because he's, you know, suspicious. I got rid of the photos, but you know.
I got a memory upgrade last night on a stakeout. I guess I must have fallen asleep.


No more Bethie and no more summer. Today officially sucks.

Sep. 3rd, 2018


[Bucky Barnes (PH)]
I had a good time this weekend. Nope sounds like Thanks for taking me to see Brooklyn, Buck. Pretty amazing how much it still feels like home even after all these years. We gunna make it a habit of forcing each other to do something fun every once in a while? Because I would be okay with that.

[Tony Stark (MCU)]
Any time in particular work for you to come over? You mentioned wanting to show me something?


I say this with great annoyance (recognizing that likely no one here is to blame):

Avengers, assemble.

Meaning, is there anyone here who actually knows who I am?

Aug. 28th, 2018


Attention: anyone with medical training.

We're in need of nurses and doctors to be a part of daily staff. For normal vaccinations and arrivals, nurses are really what we need. However, we don't know who will be coming through the portal and with what kind of injuries.

On-staff medical doctors are desperately needed. We could also use this as a Displaced medical center as well. We have a quite a few who have superpowers or mutations who would not be interested in having their blood out there for anyone to look at. We also have some non-human beings here as well.

If you're interested, please message me.

Aug. 24th, 2018


The fine folks at Fort Neil Resetttlement Bureau still need your help.

As you know we’ve had quite a few disappearances lately, friends and loved ones that will be missed. It’s left some holes that need to be filled in our schedule. I know standing around as a guard isn’t glamorous. You may feel like your time and experience could be better used somewhere else. But as a guard, you’re the first line of defense for our community, and the first friendly face for new arrivals. The job is important and the pay is pretty good, too.

We provide training and work with whatever circumstances the portal throws our way. Please consider pitching in.

Thank you.

Aug. 23rd, 2018


Network Post: Jake Peralta

No no no no

TELL ME yesterday didn't really happen and I'm hungover for a HAPPY reason and it was some post-toon fever dream or some kinda Ghost of Hanukkah Future thing? Is this because I screamed at the sky that I didn't get to keep the whole cartoon angel/devil-on-shoulders? AM I BEING PUNISHED?!



[Bucky Barnes (PH)]

I got us tickets to a minor league game a few towns over. I got our work schedules covered for the time and if I have to come over and pack your bag myself, don’t think I won’t.

Aug. 16th, 2018


"Hey Jason. What do you want to do for your birthday?"

"Gee, I don't know. Maybe turn into a cartoon and not be able to take my helmet off."

Story of my life. Lives. Whatever

Aug. 14th, 2018


All right, guys. I need a headcount of my portal guards on who is affected by this latest portal shenanigans. I'll need to know if you think you need someone to temporarily take over your spot while this is ongoing.

ETA: Anakin Skywalker will be conducting cartoon reaction times and combat abilities to make sure you're able to handle it in your current state.




We aww agwee dat dis is unusuwah. But we'he used to dat here. We shouwd assesh who aww has been affected and aww be vewy vewy caefuww untiw--caefuww untiw--we should exacise caution untiw we undastand what hash happenedd.

So we need to detahmine wh iz affected and if you n3ed hewp, contact the wesettlement buwwo

But I hope we can aww hewp our neighbas untiw this is sowted owt.

Aug. 12th, 2018


Question for the parents out there.

What do you do when your one-and-change-year-old daughter breaks the coffee table?

Asking for a friend.

Aug. 6th, 2018


Check in?

Aug. 3rd, 2018


26 feels pretty good.

cut for image )

friends - apply liberally
Hey, so Jake and Zeke are the most extra people alive, and they rented a yacht for my birthday.

So get to Barcelona and come party.

Aug. 1st, 2018


Fuck this place.

Annie and Finnick are gone.


[Bucky Barnes (PH)]
I'm fairly certain we could continue to avoid one another considering how stubborn we both are, but I would prefer to move beyond that.

Jul. 30th, 2018


This Saturday at the Library, starting around 4. Celebrating my birthday, Nailed It style. Let me know if you want to be a judge :)

Raven Reyes (Sugar Connoisseur/Birthday Queen)
Jake Stone (Sugar Librarian)
Bucky Barnes (Oldie but Goodie)
Tina Cohen-Chang (Beyoncé of my Heart)

Jul. 28th, 2018


I'm Eliot. I understand you've already met someone who shares a strong resemblance in name, face, and hopefully an excellent taste in vests and alcoholic beverages. Some of you have been here for some time, and I am hoping you can help me.

This isn't my first time being pulled into another world, or my second, or even third, or forth, and so on. Some of you have also been pulled into other worlds which may or may not have been purgatory like before ending up here. I'm trying to get some information on my friends? They might have mentioned a Hell Hotel? Hotel Kairos?

Paul Rovia, aka Jesus
Claire Novak
Gretel (yes, that one)
Judith Grimes
Rowena Ravenclaw
Godric Gryffindor

Just looking to see if anyone else made it out. Any information you might have would be deeply appreciated.

[Eliot's Homeworld(s)]
So, hello. I've just spent the last two years in a semi-sentient, murderous hotel. How're things?

[Quentin Coldwater]
Jesus fuck, Q. Except not literally. Are you my Q? Were you at the hotel? Please tell me you made it out, too. I'm still in quarantine.

[Margo Hanson]

Jul. 26th, 2018


Filter: PH friends
Peter's gone. So, just a heads up, I'm going to just need some alone time for a while.

Filter: Spider-peeps
Just wanted to give you a heads up that you're down one Peter Parker now. Sorry.

Jul. 25th, 2018


Holy shit, there's a fucking DRAGON in the middle of town. And not like Dolls's kind of dragon, a legit dragon.

Jul. 23rd, 2018


[Bucky Barnes (PH)]
Hey Bucky, can I ask you about something?


I can't believe I'm
I'm clearly cursed, so if anyone wants to go home
Well I've done an out of state trip, and I've done an out of country trip, and there's still a month left of summer. I might do a couple more short ones but otherwise I'll probably just get some art done, retune my workout a bit, maybe see if any of my older hobbies strike my fancy again. Which is all very low key for me, so if anyone is new or bored or anything I'll probably be around. My interests and the settings I'm comfortable in are both wide and varied, as long as you don't want to debate advanced astrophysics or something incredibly specialised like that.

Otherwise I'm just going to spend all my money on paint and clay and food and have to hit up another casino or something and that really just sounds like such a hassle right now. They need so much coddling when they lose.

Jul. 22nd, 2018


Hey, so ... sorry for being on the quiet side. Laura leaving's been rough on the kids.


[Ezekiel and Jake's friends]

Anyone heard from Jones today? He was supposed to resurface in time for the barbecue and I can't reach him.


'Sup newbies?

And some of your old people.

Codenames, bros. We need them. If you have one already, then aces. If not and you don't wanna come up with one, then hit me. I'll come up with one.

Remember this is for communications, so it needs to be something we can easily say, and not get confused with someone else's name.

Jul. 21st, 2018


friday night

I've been back in town long enough to wash about half the Gobi out of my hair but now I have this problem where my brain is convinced it's tomorrow morning. I figure I'll stay up most of the night, get a few hours sleep in the early morning, then as normal tomorrow night.

So, anyone for drinks? Keep me company while I get back on schedule?

Jul. 19th, 2018


Attention portal-napped members of Tumbleweed.

Team America House is having a BBQ on Sunday. Some of you may know that we all came from a previous alternate reality where we were taken through a portal to Hawaii. As such, a couple of us have become obsessed with Kālua. Cooking in an underground oven. On the menu: pig. Don't worry, there will be vegetarian options on regular BBQ too.

Come join us Sunday at 1pm at our house for eats, and watch Bucky work his cooking skills.

There will be lots of food and music, so if you're free, come stop by!

Blackpoint people, this is non-optional for you unless you have to work or experience some sort of life crisis. Or you're Henry, because I know I can't win that fight.

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