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Nov. 21st, 2019


Things have been horrible, but at least I have this. Choosing a ringtone is going to be so hard.

Sep. 23rd, 2018


[Texts to Bruce Banner]
>> What happened to keeping in touch?
>> How are things with the other guy?
>> Ride a moose or a mountie yet?

Sep. 4th, 2018


Letting people know, I'm going to go away for a while to get my head together. Try to get in touch with the Other Guy and come to some sort of [...] agreement? Compromise? Reconciliation? And I can't do it here. Too many distractions, especially with the randomness the Portal pulls. I've notified the Bureau to let them know I'm taking the time off. Not sure exactly when I'll be back.

I'll have my tablet with me, so I'll still be able to keep in touch, but I don't plan on being online a whole lot.


Who: Tony Stark (MCU), Bruce Banner
When: Wednesday, August 15, the day after Bruce Hulked out in Toon Town
Where: Malibu Manor's guest house.
What: Tony talks to Bruce about making peace with the Hulk
Warnings: Low
Status: Complete in Gdocs

I have a box of waffle mix with our name on it... )

Sep. 5th, 2018


What Is He Thinking

[ooc click to embiggen]

[Bucky Barnes (MCU)]
Are you and Natasha having sex?

Aug. 21st, 2018


[Audio Post]

Oh Avengers. You may wish to find some pants for your dear captain and come to Toon Town before your friend does something he'll regret.

... Banner. Don't you dare. Remember the ship? We all got along marvelously on the ship.

Banner! Put me down this instant! No smashing!

Aug. 20th, 2018


Turning into a lego has made me a master builder

[not an ic cut] )

This is cool.

I'm heading for Toon Town, does anybody want a lift?

Aug. 14th, 2018


[Audio Post]

No. ... No, I forbid it.

Did you hear me?

I demand you stop this instant.

Munin put me down!

[The sound cuts out in the middle of what is most definitely a raven laughing itself sick.]


I gotta say, as far as portals shenanigans go, this one might be my favorite.

Can anyone out there beat jingoistic water foul?

Aug. 6th, 2018


For those who may be concerned, Tony is doing much better. And here's the proof.

[A photo of Tony Stark casually leaning upon a pink floral cane in one hand, and in the other he's raising a glass of Scotch. He wears a spiffy three piece suit with a floral pink waistcoat.]

Aug. 4th, 2018


[Posted Early in the morning, not long after this scene takes place]

Shit, okay, so Tony had a memory upgrade and with it a horrible injury. Stab wound by a large blade, piercing all the way through his abdomen, coming out the other side. Internal organs are likely to be damaged. Tony's got his nanotech to close the wound and stop the bleeding, but he needs immediate medical attention. We don't want to take him to a local hospital, because how the hell are we going to explain this?

This is a real emergency, we need immediate help. I'm freaking out here

Aug. 2nd, 2018


WHO: Bruce Banner & James Rhodes
WHERE: Tumbleweed, TX: Malibu Mansion's Kitchen
WHEN: August 1st, 2018
WHAT: Rhodey can't sleep and Bruce gets a sandwich out of that deal.
WARNINGS: Brief mentions of nightmares and drugs.
STATUS: Complete

'That’s some Dagwood sandwich you got there. Are you feeding the army, or just yourself?' )

Aug. 1st, 2018


[Asgardians + Friends*]

I have taken another job, one that involves a bit of subterfuge. T'will involve me being out of country now and again, and when such a thing occurs I would like to ask if anyone could check in on Thor, the Mareep. He is boarded with the pokemon ranch, and is used to frequent visits.

Edit after Rhodey's post: It seems I shall be leaving today. I cannot say when I will return.

(*OOC: If you've talked to Sif you are her friend)

Jul. 22nd, 2018


So it seems people are pretty eager to talk about spy games here. But maybe the more interesting question is, who of you guys do you think would win in a fight?

Jul. 19th, 2018


To whichever one of you perverts that left the Hulk shaped adult toy behind - come to lost and found at Carpe Noctem. Additionally, there are three wallets, clothing, and a set of keys that haven't been claimed yet.

I hear you're a shark. Have I been misinformed or am I going to be hiring you at the end of this conversation?

Jul. 13th, 2018


[Private to Friends]
Betty's gone. She must've disappeared overnight, since I just spoke to her on the phone yesterday evening.

In case you're worried, I'll be alright. I'm upset, but not in that way. Yet I could go for a bit of distraction, though.

Jul. 11th, 2018


I go away for a few days, and when I get back is Tumbleweed crawling with tourists. Thank you, Michael, for delivering my coffee and bagel, otherwise I'd be standing in line for half an hour for my order.

[Private to Natasha Romanoff (MCU)]
Seriously, what made you think it was a good idea to go after Tony's place like that, knowing how shaky the relationship is between Tony, Steve and Bucky?

[Private to Tony Stark, Amadeus Cho, Shuri, and Betty Ross]
Betty and I were working on a machine that I'd hoped would help suppress the Hulk, but when something went wrong I came to the realization that I'm too traumatized to work directly on this sort of project. I'm worried that something really horrible will happen and cause a repeat of my accident (or worse), but instead of that being good and keeping me on my toes so it won't happen again, it's stressing me out and causing high levels of anxiety, which you know isn't good for me.

I wonder if you guys would be interested in helping? Betty has been working with me, so she has all the information you need, including a flash drive with data collected up to the moment of the accident that turned me into a monster. Shuri, I know we haven't communicated at all in Tumbleweed, but I have the memory of you helping with Vision when we were up against Thanos, and I trust your skill.

I can be around to answer questions, or if you need me to run preliminary tests, but I need to be hands off.

Jul. 4th, 2018


Who: Bruce Banner (and the Hulk), Betty Ross
When: Recently, before the 4th though
Where: Avenger’s Compound, laboratory
What: An accident causes an unexpected transformation, and Hulk gets to meet Betty for the first time since she got to Tumbleweed
Warnings: FEELS
Status: Complete in Gdocs

Don't be afraid of your anger. I'll eat it with mustard and wine )

Jul. 3rd, 2018


Remember to leave milk and cookies out for Captain America, when he comes to leave presents under your flag. I stole this joke. Love, Rick Jones.


Some really old guy with white hair just dropped off like a bunch of cookies off at the house.

I know they say not to take candy from strangers but I get to keep these, right? They're okay to eat?

Jun. 29th, 2018


I know we're all looking forward to a good old fashioned cookout on Sunday, but in anticipation of waking up on Monday all sad that now you don't have a cookout to look forward to I would like to remind everyone that Wednesday is a holiday. The birthday of our great nation*, and also of our great Steve Rogerses**, and we'll be celebrating both of those Wednesday afternoon at the Barton's place, right by the Avengers Compound. Remember, he's very shy, so we have to make sure that anything embarrassingly over the top is celebrating the country, not the person(s).

Except the cake. There will be cake and someone's going to have to blow out all the candles.

*I'm actually legally obliged to say this, it's a clause in the Captain America job contract
**I'm only morally obliged to say this, it's a clause in the friendship job contract

Jun. 17th, 2018


Who: Bruce Banner, Betty Ross
When: Friday, June 1, as the Summer Ball winds down.
Where: Starts out at Maresh Palace, but mostly on the streets of Tumbleweed
What: Bruce walks Betty home and the relationship is among the topics of discussion.
Warnings: Low
Status: Complete in Gdocs

Good night, Bruce... )

Jun. 11th, 2018


[Private to Avengers MCU]
A few of you have already met Betty Ross. She was at Clint and Laura's barbecue last night, and at the Tony's birthday party a few days ago. I'm asking if she can have clearance to come into the Avengers' Compound. She's going to be helping me in the lab with a project.

[Private to Tony Stark MCU]
I know you don't want to talk about it, but do you want to talk about it?

Jun. 9th, 2018


[Extended Avengers Family]
ooc: I'm being liberal with the definition. If your character is an Avenger, honorary Avenger, or family/close-friend-who-might-as-well-be-family of an Avenger, they are included in this.

Informal team dinner on the lawn at the Barton farm tomorrow. BBQ pulled chicken, hamburgers, hot dogs, grilled corn-on-the-cob, coleslaw, mac and cheese, salad. BYOB if you're drinking, but remember there's kids around, so maybe go light on that. You can bring any pot luck stuff you want.

Just figured it'd be good to get together.

Jun. 8th, 2018


[Private to Rick Jones]
Happy birthday. I owe you a dinner.

[Private to Tony Stark (MCU) ]
Dungeons & Dragons, hell yeah. Didn't you mention something about playing when you a kid?

[Private to Betty Ross}
There's a D&D group starting, which I'm going to be part of - would you like to join? It'll be fun.

Jun. 7th, 2018


Dungeons & Dragons or variations thereof: how many have played or are familiar?

Jun. 6th, 2018


Who: Betty Ross and Bruce Banner
When: Wednesday, May 16, the day after this exchange
Where: The Starbucks in Council 2. 11:00 am.
What: Awkward conversations
Warnings: Low
Status: Complete in gdoc

How about this. We don’t talk about what’s happened since I’ve seen you. We just talk about now... )

Jun. 3rd, 2018


netpost: sunday evening

[There is zero context given to the video Julia has posted to the displaced network. It appears to be vertically filmed cell phone footage of older Tony Stark shaving his goatee to this song. Tony's voice can barely be heard over the audio, but Julia added subtitles: "There's a very real possibility that underneath this is just another beard." She's trying to hold in her snickers behind the camera.]

ooc: for out of character context, look here.


The pony's got a dedicated run-in shed with storage and a turn-out space now. I think she's also been through about 20 names so far. Fortunately none of them were anything we'll regret in ten years like "Cupcake Sparkles," though there have been a few near misses.

May. 31st, 2018


[Filter: Malibu House Residents]
Hey Mr. Stark,

Can I get a ride to the ball? I asked a girl and she said yes. We're just going as friends. Do you mind driving us? I don't have my license yet. Or I can ask someone else.

Okay thanks!


May. 29th, 2018


Gift for Tony Stark (MCU) )

May. 25th, 2018


[Private to Friends]
I'm pretty much screwed. Something just came through the portal for me, or rather for the Other Guy - the armor he wore when he fought in those gladiatorial games on Sakaar. The Other Guy got so excited, he wants to emerge, but the power dampening field inside the Bureau is preventing him from coming out. I can tell he really wants to, though, and it's pissing him off. But it's also doing a number on me. So until he calms down, I'll be hanging out here.

Can somebody bring me a pillow and blanket? A toothbrush and a change of clothes would be good, too.

May. 23rd, 2018


[Private to Betty Ross]
Hey, you want to go to this carnival? Hey, how's it going?

May. 21st, 2018


[Private to Cassie]
Hey, the portal has dropped something off for you. It's a blue cube. Can you tell me what it is, exactly before I have a heart attack?

May. 20th, 2018


[Filter: Malibu House Residents]
Hey Mr. Stark,

So I was thinking I'd like to try Quidditch if that's okay? They're going to have lessons and rentals and pick up games and the pick up games are free but the lessons and the classes aren't so I was wondering if that was okay or if maybe there were some extra chores I can do or like if I need to get a part time job?

Okay, thanks!



[MCU Avengers (except Peter)]

What the hell?!

May. 19th, 2018


deliveries (sometime after midnight)

Sitting on Steve's inside window sill )

In [MCU] Wanda's garden )

On the back patio of the Wakanda house )

In [MCU] Tony Stark's mailbox )

Outside Bruce's window )

May. 18th, 2018


I'm getting low on my medication and you can only smoke so much weed...

It's hard to get a hold of, especially in a world where my sickness doesn't exist. Can any of you science or doctor types reverse engineer what I have left? My brother told me that he took some epileptic meds and they helped him. Maybe I'll just try that.

And asking for more help (sorry sorry, I'm always asking for help)...

My friends, my gang, the Rowdy 3, were psychic vampires. They could stop my attacks by sucking the energy and bad feelings out of me. No one here can do that, can they?

Also, everyone who listened to Marcy and me, you rule.

May. 15th, 2018


ʙʀᴜᴄᴇ ʙᴀɴɴᴇʀ

I was going to throw a brick through your window, but Stark's house is all windows.

May. 14th, 2018


Food truck hours this week: Monday to Friday, 10 to 3. Councils 7, 6, 7, 2, 9. Serving traditional Korean and KoMex fusion. Cash, credit, e-pay. If you have a special request, leave it here.

[Texts to Tony Stark (904913)]
I'm not smart enough to come into work so I'm calling out. o7

May. 12th, 2018


ʙʀᴜᴄᴇ ʙᴀɴɴᴇʀ

why aren't you talking to her


Multiverse theory: confirmed.

My name's Betty Ross and I'm looking for a familiar face?

May. 11th, 2018


The Grandmaster had the right idea after all. Day drinking sounds delightful. Sif, tell me you kept some of that wine from Middle-Earth. We might as well enjoy it while there's time. spoilers-ish )


Where are you?


ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs & ᴍᴄᴜ

Something bad has happened. My head's messed up.

May. 12th, 2018


Somebody had better be able to tell me what is happening at home.

May. 11th, 2018


Who: Bruce Banner MCU (open to Tony Stark MCU)
When: Friday, May 11 - 6:00 am
Where: The Malibu Mansion
What: Bruce gets a memory update
Warnings: Spoiler for Infinity War
Status: -

This wasn’t a nightmare, it was a memory... )

May. 8th, 2018




[attached is a photo of the Hulk sitting cross legged on the floor, cradling a perfectly content Meowth in his huge, green hands]

May. 2nd, 2018



That kleptomaniac cat of Tony's, Yen. He's a thieving sneak. My stuff kept coming up missing, so I finally set up security cameras, and this is what it caught.

[Instead of an Instagram post, pretend it's security footage, and instead of an ordinary Russian Blue cat, pretend it's an Alolan Meowth]

SONOFABITCH! Where are my glasses??! They were right here on my desk a minute ago.


May. 1st, 2018


I have made a friend:

unfiltered image )

I hear rumour there might be a place to board my Mareep, I was wondering what more is known of this. Tis best, I think, to leave him with our own. I take him out whenever I can, but I feel he needs a pasture, with plenty of place to roam. I am more then willing to pay for his care, and assure anyone that I do not plan to just leave him and plan to visit often.

And as promised both Bruce and the Princess of Wakanda will receive his wool. I do look forward to seeing what can be made of it and would like to see about a potential garment.

Apr. 28th, 2018


Modular prosthetic arm designs: done.
Electric Mareep yarn: ready for further testing. See, there was logic behind bringing back a sheep.

#tagyourself, I'm Weedle/Seadra.

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