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Jul. 18th, 2018


my sexy skiscrppr is gone

whatsa point of tryn to be good if no one stcks arund

just u n me noww mike

Jul. 4th, 2018


This place sucks. Like, bite me sucks.

What can someone do to blow off steam if they are not 21?

Jul. 3rd, 2018


[Filtered against Michael]
Not even gonna lie, but I suck at feelings. So who out there can walk me through how to help out a really depressed and sad demon? Right now we've got cocoa, booze, carbs, cookie dough, and hugs planned.

Sam Winchester, looking at you in particular.


[General Leia]
I think I'd like to stop this game now.

[Eleanor & Tahani]
Janet is [...]

[Brooke Maddox]
This is all your [...]

Jun. 30th, 2018


[Filtered away from Janet]
Okay, so some of you might be aware, my BFF in this world, the fabulous Janet, has been reduced from building and running entire worlds (I think) to just hanging out at my place, watch re-runs and not eating pizza.

I need suggestions on what to do with the woman that can basically do everything. Please remember she doesn't eat, drink or sleep.

I really wanna help her find something she can do without just ending up doing stuff for people that don't appreciate her again.

[Eleanor S.]
Do you think Janet would like paintball? Manicures? Shopping?

And would you like those things?

Jun. 11th, 2018


Hi! Question.

What does boredom feel like? I'm asking for a friend.

(That friend is me.)

ETA: Thank you all for your responses! With your help, I have concluded that I am, indeed bored. What a fun survey!

Jun. 3rd, 2018


My receptionist assistant left. I have one position for odd work around the gym. Answering questions, some cleaning, light maintenance, keeping things organised, occasionally taking membership forms. The keycards are working well to make it accessible 24/7 but I liked having me or Syd there during most of the active daylight hours.

The food and drink were really good, but the next party should be less formal again.

May. 29th, 2018


Got some new memories while I slept. It's ... a really weird feeling. How do the rest of you deal with these?

the 100

I have some stuff to tell you. If you want to know.

Bellamy Blake
In the memories, I saw you again. It was different than it was here. You made it back home.

I radioed you every day for six years. Kind of embarrassing to mention now.

May. 20th, 2018


Happy Birthday, My Former Ward!

[Backdated to yesterday]

glitter maker

cut for image explosion )

May. 3rd, 2018


Although I have no need for money at all, I've decided that it is in my bests interests as a Growing Janet to take on a job of some kind. Is anyone in need of someone that can do anything, knows everything, and can instantaneously manifest anything that they may need? I'd be happy to offer my services and take your money.

[Brooke and Eleanor]

Hello! As my friends, I feel it's only right that I inform you that I am going on strike. As a Janet on the road to being More Than a Janet, I can no longer set aside my personal growth in order to serve and help others. To quote the Good Place's own Stevie Nicks: "I've been afraid of changing, 'cause I built my life around you. But time makes you bolder, children get older, and I'm getting older too.*"

I hope that I have your support me in my endeavor.

*Note that, in this context, 'my life' is referring to my existence, from activation onward, 'you' is referring to everyone in the universe, 'time' is referring to Michael's relentless determination to make his torture experiment work, resulting in my being murdered and reset 802 times, and that, as I am technically immortal and therefore I do not age, I am truly only 'getting older' chronologically.

Apr. 29th, 2018


I have been contemplating the nature of humanity and bringing back good person lessons. Quite frankly, I thought you were all mostly likely walking trashbags that would give me ample research opportunity for my own personal project I've been working on. And while many of you do in fact do terrible things, I have been humbled. You're not completely awful and your potential for self-sabotage and suffering doesn't amuse me any more like I thought it would.

The problem is you, as humans, are very psychologically fragile. So if I give advice on how to be good for the sake of benefiting you both in the every day and for your eternal salvation, likely it'll be met with the same result as when I gave perfectly reasonable good advice in an effort to make you feel insecure and give into your worst instincts. Reverse psychology is a heck of a thing.

After much thought, I've decided instead to give Bad Person Lessons. I feel this will be much easier to grasp. So without further ado, your first bad person lesson.

Your Intentions Matter.

Now, I don't want to get into a slippery slope of what ifs. Nor do I want to even try and get into the complicated algorithm and point system that weighs each and every one of your actions. We'll just keep this simple.

1. If you do a good deed for ulterior motives (like one-upmanship or a crass attempt to improve your Good Person Score®, for example) than the deed is not really good. Your motives should be pure and you should expect nothing in return for your good deed.

2. Conversely, if you do something bad, it will almost always be bad. But sometimes your intention makes it less bad than it would be if you were acting out of pure selfishness and evil. But only sometimes.

This concludes your first bad person lesson.

Apr. 11th, 2018


[private message to Janet]

Hey there 'I'm not an AI' Janet. How's ya doing?

Okay, super quick Q. Do you live anywhere?

Mar. 30th, 2018


So, I legit get that a lot of people are feeling really shitty right about now, and the ship is kinda lame in both senses of the word. But I'm kinda feeling like distractions might be good for the masses. And because I cannot with my suite mate right now

That said, what activities are still functional? Can anyone tell? That symposium room is totally big enough we could make it a mini-movie theatre for like a night if anyone could set up projection stuff. Anyone up for light-hearted mindless movies that mean people around but not talking?

Help me out here it's too much like.

Mar. 27th, 2018


The EMP did nothing to my arm.

Either you should get better arms or I should get a better arm.

Mar. 20th, 2018


Okay. I'm all for parties and tearing it up.

But omg could you STOP with the singing? And I'm using SINGING very lightly.

I do not care about your damn problems! I highly doubt it's anything to do with sweetness that whoever avoids you avoids you you're just so damn loud I would avoid you.

And fyi, your dad eating your damn fries is the least of you damn worries! SHUT THE HELL UP.

Mar. 16th, 2018


Good thing I've got 6" heels.

Feb. 25th, 2018


What the hell did I smoke? And are you people seriously clogging up social network with all this random crap?

Nice prank, Stavo, I especially liked the robots, but someone come and get me.

Provided it's not this Buffy person, I don't require guarding. Who calls their kid Buffy? Some lame ass holding on to the 2000's?