So I'm walking through town, checking on flies and stuff, right? And I see all these people spilling out of the cowboy church. It's weird, that many people there.
This pastor is saying all kinds of ridiculous things like he has god's personal phone line, and no you can't talk to him. But you can talk to him through me. Asking super personal questions, and he's giving them legit vague af answers in return. Things you could read from a horoscope. Or something a really good "psychic" would be able to read. Cold readings, that kind of thing.
But all these people were eating it up! I know people really want to believe in some higher power like that, but seriously? He won't let YOU talk to him? That's some shady shit there.