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Feb. 9th, 2020



i texted you and i even called you which i don't think anyone does with phones

Feb. 8th, 2020


There seem to be consequences to [...] poking the bear. Count me among those who've lost one of their senses.

I haven't been able to hear anything for the last ten minutes.

Will you come and take a look at me? Then we can decide if I should also be examined by one of the clinicians here. Unless they've looked me up, they don't know about my [...] current condition.

Jan. 10th, 2020


Oh man, I just ran into that woman from Monday who chased another woman down and tried to fight her. I love messing with people like that. There's no reason to get angry, sir. Just calm down, sir. She did not like being called sir.

Nov. 18th, 2019


Attention ladies of Tumbleweed!

I'd like to introduce three of my darling sons for your eyes

cut for images )

And it should go without saying, of course, they're all delightfully single!

I don't know if this is generally what we use the network for, but if not, why not!

Sep. 29th, 2018



Right! I am going to break this so quick. But it understands me, which is quite lovely!

Tonks is me. I'm new! Old? New-old.

Sep. 18th, 2018


Apparently, I am no longer decaying. The freezer was suddenly far too cold for me, and after getting a clean bill of health, I am out of here.

Still not quite as bad as recovering from being shot in the head.

Sep. 14th, 2018


Event: Unseelie Court Ball

WHO: The Displaced and a bunch of fairies.
WHEN: From midnight until 6am. Technically early Sunday morning.
WHERE: Another dimension
WHAT: The Unseelie Court invites you to a ball. (Make sure to tag your characters as you add them). Masks arrived shortly after the Abducted were taken the prior night.

Welcome, welcome! )

Sep. 15th, 2018


1. Maya Lopez
2. Leia Organa
3. Julia Wicker
4. Ben Reilly
5. Gabrielle Delacour
6. Anakin Skywalker
7. Kell Maresh
8. Ronan Lynch
9. Zelda
10. Hermione Granger
11. Illya Kurykin
12. Nadia van Dyne
13. Penny Clearwater
14. Cable
(Potentially Henry Fitzroy)

I take it we are going to the ball, then.

Sep. 6th, 2018


Town has gone completely bonkers again. No one seems to think that the Paraguay happened. I tried to mention it at one of my meetings today, and they corrected me. "You mean the chemical spill?"

This is exhausting.

Sep. 3rd, 2018


It is my absolute pleasure to announce some good news to this community. Rhy Maresh and I, Alucard Emery, are to be married. I look forward to the planning with all its details, to the wondrous day to come, and most of all to all the days that will follow it.


[Weasleys & extended family (leaving out Gabrielle)]
I'm sure we're all exhausted by this whole thing, but Fleur's gone. Yes, I'm fine. No, you don't have to give me sad looks across the room. Yes, I will throw my hand at you if you do it anyway. I'm good. It's happened before, so it's not really something new. It sucks, but it's not new.

So it looks like I can hang that picture up now. My wife was sent home and no one else is here to give a shit.

[Gabrielle Delacour]
I think the youth these days are calling people in my position "bad news bears". It's my least favourite role, but apparently it's mine. I'm sorry, love.

Aug. 27th, 2018


I've spent the last hour reading through this new network and it has yielded few satisfying answers. Why on Earth am I in Texas? If this is another ploy against Muggleborns

Aug. 20th, 2018


Okay, this can end any day now. I'm really tired of making squeaky noises when I walk sometimes, and trying to put on welder's goggles just for them to fall down. I swear I heard my battledroid laugh at me, and I'm pretty sure I didn't program that in.

On the other hand, I got payback.

[Pretend he's more beat up. He's like 20 years old. But the print itself comes from Kyle's Gallery. Seriously. Go check out his gallery.]

Aug. 10th, 2018


I'd like to wish a very happy birthday to my beautiful wife, Fleur. She has put up with me for this long, so she at least deserves a brilliant day.


special delivery for rocket )

Aug. 9th, 2018


Filter: Family including honorary/extended
I am very sorry for those who have lost people in this round of beeps. I know there are no words to say that'll make it better, and no telling who would leave tomorrow. But, I would like for us to spend as much time as possible together and I was wondering if, perhaps, this weekend, looking more at Sunday evening, you all may join me at the Burrow for a relatively early dinner?

I know we have birthdays in the family coming up, and so I believed Sunday is a good time for us to have dinner in case you have other plans for those birthdays. If you'd have me there, I would still love to celebrate with you. If you cannot make it Sunday, no hard feelings. I am always here regardless, if any of you want to pay your old man a visit.

Filter: Rocket Raccoon
Would you like to do something to celebrate tomorrow?

Filter: Bill Weasley
Please let me know if you have plans for Fleur already and if there is any way I can help.

Aug. 8th, 2018


Our daughter, Roxanne, has been returned to

I was just about to post the news that Roxanne had been returned to her time, when I was contacted by the good people at the Resettlement Bureau and informed that she had arrived via the portal. Apparently, when the future version of our daughter disappeared, the present one returned. I cannot pretend to understand how that works. I don't think even Professor Dumbledore could make sense of this space magic.

George Weasley
I guess we're even now when it comes to children disappearing on our watch. Meet us at the Bureau?

Aug. 5th, 2018


(030) Credence Barebone

It's hot, but I like August.

[Friends & Potters & Weasleys*]
I decided that I should probably tell you all that Albus has asked if he can adopt me officially.

I thought that sounded pretty fantastic. So I agreed.


OOC: If you think you are included you probably are.

Aug. 1st, 2018


Bonne anniversaire, mamours. Though we had some very rude and uninvited guests, I consider one year ago today one of the happiest of my life, because I was able to marry my best friend.

And also, we looked so stunning.

I was thinking of how we have not had a honeymoon. Since this world is so blissfully Death Eater free, I think we should take advantage and remedy this travesty soon.

Jul. 31st, 2018


WHO: Bill and Fleur Weasley
WHEN: Backdated to when Fleur arrived!
WHERE: Shell Cottage
SUMMARY: Bill explains how this reality works.

Not even fighting a dragon had prepared Fleur for the phantasmagoric experience of interdimensional time travel--or whatever this was. )

Jul. 18th, 2018


Filter: Weasleys, including extended and honorary
I would very much appreciate you all checking in. Unfortunately, Ginny is no longer with us in this world, and I'd like to know if anyone else is missing too.

Jul. 11th, 2018


My sister has disappeared. Rose Red, for those who knew her or were beginning to know her. I wish that I could say it gets easier, but it honestly gets more exhausting. It stops feeling like a joyous occasion when she comes back. I'll miss her, but perhaps she is better off in our world.

However, it leaves me in a bit of a bind. I have four shapeshifting children and one zephyr child, and I need child care during the daytime. I begin my day at 9am, but it can often go on beyond normal 9-5 on weekdays. I often have events that I must attend, and while I could chose someone from the town, I'd rather not expose them to the antics of my children which could and likely will include shapeshifting, flying, and my daughter who can control the North Wind.

Is there anyone out there who is looking for a summer position? I would pay generously, and of course would stock the kitchen with all sorts of goodies.

Jul. 3rd, 2018


[Private to Family and Friends]
You ought to know that Zelda and I are no longer dating. However, the breakup went very amiably, and we remain friends.

Jul. 1st, 2018


Merlin's balls, Texas? If I had to be transported against my will somewhere did have to be someplace so bloody hot? Or could it have least waited until after I found out if I made the Hollyhead Harpies or not? Or preferably, couldn't it have just not happened at all?

Anyway, I guess I should introduce myself. My name is Ginny Weasley, and this is probably one of the most bizarre things to happen to me.

Jun. 28th, 2018


How are you feeling, mamours?

Jun. 27th, 2018


I have pain in the head from this talk of dimensions and space, and if it is true, the pain may also be motion sickness from the time travel. Someone will have to bring me medicine.

Jun. 21st, 2018


I intended to inform everyone sooner but with the end of term and the Senior Class trip, once again, this got away from me. Still, we have time.

James, Lily Luna and I will be taking a family trip with Credence, Luna and Helena to Florida next month. I was gifted a trip from the portal back during the winter holidays and we are just now able to take advantage of it. Should anyone like to also venture to the Sunshine State, and the Walt Disney resorts, while we are in attendance, we would be more than glad to spend some time with you during our trip. We will be there from July 8th to the 14th. I've attached our itinerary [here].

Let us know.

As for the current trip I am chaperoning, the 5 mile hike in Yellowstone was, well, intense.
I do not know if you will want to go, or will be able to with the shop having just open, but if you cannot, I would still like to take Fred with us. If that is alright. I think Helena would have a more enjoyable time with someone her age and I do not want him to feel excluded.

Jun. 19th, 2018


So I need your help. I'm going to propose to Gabby and I need to get everything arranged by end of the month because I'm proposing to her next Friday at Disney.

Oh. And I need to rent a white horse.

And put together costumes.


Hey, I'm Tyler. We haven't really talked, but we should probably change that soon because I'm kind of doing this thing where I'm going to be proposing to her next week.

Jun. 17th, 2018


A word to the the wise. Do not engage in war with William Weasley or this will happen to you.

not an IC cut )

I lost. I lost hard.

Jun. 11th, 2018


The kids turn seven on Wednesday so we are going to have a little party on Saturday. Come over. We'll have cake.

Jun. 9th, 2018


Happy Pride month to all who are celebrating! Perhaps I'll see some of you at the parties.

Are you interested in going to one of these Pride events? They are for people not exclusively attracted to the opposite gender. Alucard and I are planning to go to a few of them.

I thought you might be most interested in the ones in Mexico and London, since we had wanted to go there anyway. We could catch a ride to the parade and then explore on our own, and come back by way of either your magic or the teleporter bracelets.

Is there anything more we need to do for Egypt?

Jun. 8th, 2018


Did I make you a new hand or arm?

It's time for a tune-up.

Schedule with me, THE GOOGLER AKA Dr. Aphra, as soon as you can.

Let's do lunch, as someone on this planet probably says. Do lunch.

Jun. 3rd, 2018


A bit late, but thanks to Rhy and Alucard for hosting a great party. I think that's the most I've talked or danced at a party since my wedding [...] well, in a while.

[Rhy Maresh]
Not even on topic, but I sort of got my tent from when I was staying in Egypt. It's a wizarding tent, so it's bigger on the inside. In case the trip involves any camping. I can put up wards so no one can spot us if necessary, keep people away and all.

[Family + Remus]
Who's willing to help out with perhaps some portkeys to save on the cost of travel? I know I'm pretty much back to myself for the most part magically speaking, but I don't want to make a mess of it just in case.

May. 24th, 2018


I'm not sensing Tonks, anyone seen her?

May. 21st, 2018


☆.。.:* FLUFTO(S)! .。.:*☆

Ha! These were still prototypes when I was first working on them, but they definitely work. Purple tookas. That explode when I use a codewo They're so damn cute.

May. 20th, 2018



As you may or may not know, The Pit has been under construction for some time now. Due to the delay caused by our Ocean Cruise, we've just recently finished construction on our dedicated Quidditch Pitch and are almost ready to received visitors.

We will be opening our doors, so to speak, on Tuesday May 29th at 8 AM. However, we invite everyone to come out to the premises on Sunday May 27th. We will be having an open house on that day so if you've never seen Quidditch in action or how a broom flies, you can come get a glimpse ahead of time. We are planning on a full day of pickup games and will be showing everyone how the game is played should people need explanation.

The Pit is user friendly and if you've ever had a dream of mounting a broom and taking to the air then we are here for you. While we have rental brooms available for all Wizards and Witches, we also have brooms specifically designed for use by non magical patrons. That's right. You do not have to have magic in order to participate.

I've provided a schedule of what we currently offer here. There will be lessons available beginning on opening day and ideally, once we have enough interested people, we will begin to have weekend matches in the near future.

Thank you.

I need one more instructor. Does anyone have interest in teaching flying and would like to interview with myself, Bill and James?

May. 18th, 2018


We've been arguing over what trees to plant in Nesbit Park for two hours. I haven't, because they're fucking trees, but I'm ready for this meeting to be over.

So there's a tradition for Memorial Day to do a great big barbecue. I was thinking I could host one for all of us on May 28th around noon. Bring the kids. We have a pool, a big swing set, lots of outdoor seating.

May. 15th, 2018


I didn't get any powers.

I wish I could have been a werewolf.

Any werewolves here want to bite me?

May. 14th, 2018


I thought I had managed to escape the portal's shenanigans this time around, but then I ended up breaking the bathroom sink by leaning on it a bit too hard. I haven't quite attempted anything else to see what else this might entail. Apologies to anyone who might be missing some extra strength today.

May. 10th, 2018


I have far too many jumpers and exactly no reason to wear any of them. I guess I'm going to have to pack them up for a time where we end up in a place where it matters to have them. Or we have a surprise blizzard again.

May. 5th, 2018


I have questions about the space robots. You know the ones? From the Star Wars? Or I think they are from the Star Wars. I suppose it's possible this little guy is from something else. Space robots are a common thing, I've gathered.

Is it normal for a space robot to be a thief and a squatter? I've found one hanging around the shed down at the Pit and he appears to be a little thief. I don't know how he'd be able to drag this much stuff in here on his own. Though, I suppose the little white and blue robot in the movie was capable of a lot, too. So maybe I should give this one some more credit.

Is anyone missing any paintings? They certainly aren't his. Unless he's a painter, too. Do space robots paint?

I think I'm going to invite him inside.

Apr. 25th, 2018


i'm opening up my metal and tech and random crap scrapyard for business so here's an important announcement




we're in council 5

[...] groot also wants me to mention that his rock collection is open for public viewing so if you like rocks...

we got rocks i guess

Apr. 12th, 2018


[Burrow Inhabitants]
Shell Cottage is here and I've kind of been staying here because going back felt like a lot, but I'm ready to stay on my own now.

[His Charlie Weasley]
Operation move back into my empty house is a go. It was one thing when we were living with just us kids, but I don't really think I can live with our parents again. Not that I have a problem with them, but you know. I need to be on my own.

How are the kids doing?

Apr. 11th, 2018


HEY WAUGH. Don't forget about that party you promised me.

I'm back in my lab! EVIL ARCHAEOLOGIST LAUGH. But seriously, I can work on that hand and get you something a little less obsolete and ugly. I know things are busy right now, so "hit me up" whenever you've got a chance.

Now... let's talk price.
I want to upgrade that hand for better reflexes.

Apr. 9th, 2018


I couldn't be more delighted to share a residence with Miss Carter in the house Mr Stark gave her. It was rather unexpected to find myself here this morning, but so is everything since the portal collected me. The familiar surroundings make the transition into these very unfamiliar circumstances much easier. Miss Carter's niece, and Miss Martinelli are also living here, and while this may sound unusual, I assure you nothing inappropriate is going on. I am a happily married man.

The pokemon I selected seems to be making her adjustment to Tumbleweed well. Bounsweet It almost sounds French, if you pronounce it just so. Which is why I've named her Fleur. It's appropriate, when you consider she's a flower-type pokemon.

I do wish my wife were here.

[Private to Tony Stark (MUC)]
While, people are discussing the need to get the paperwork of new arrivals in order, my offer as butler still stands. I was pleased to serve your father, and would be even more so to continue serving you.

Apr. 8th, 2018


That was kriffing jarring. Thank the stars Triple Zero's just like I left him though: completely turned off.

You better still be here, or I am going to raise some serious Force. I don't know how but I will.

Apr. 5th, 2018


I do not need, nor do I want another rat or rat-like pet, thank you.

[Private to Friends and Family of Fred & George Weasely]
Because of the pirate attack, we really didn't get to celebrate Fred & George's birthday. It might be nice to do something for them while we're here?

Mar. 25th, 2018


Does anyone have any powers that could IDK put some power into a couple of powercells?

Powercell's gone on this thing. I've got a backup that works, but it's going to need charging which I can't do without power on the ship.
Powercell's dead on this hand. BRAND NEW STANGING HAND, and the powercell is busted. I'll figure something out, but nothing I'm doing it working.

Mar. 23rd, 2018



By now you're all aware that the ship has stopped. It would appear that we've been hit with an EMP, an electromagnetic pulse. Possibly two. All electronics appear to be off, though the network and tablets have been re-established so we can communicate easier. We're not sure the extent of the damage, but backup generators have not come online so those must have been hit too.

Right now, our priorities should be food and getting the ship back up and running. We have no idea where we are in terms of our next port. It could be a day, it could be two. Without food, two days becomes much longer than you want. Potable water is going to be an issue too. While there are bottled waters, we have no running water. On a ship like this, that means toilets, showers, and sinks will not work. They're all electrical.

If anyone has any skills, magical or otherwise, for keeping food at temperatures to keep it from going bad, that would be fantastic. Food storage, including refrigeration and the freezers are on level C. Medbay is on D. A & B are engine rooms, so that'll be fun to dig through.

Those EMPs came from somewhere and for some reason. I don't want to be caught blindsided. If you're specialized in tech, I'd prefer you working on the ship. If you aren't sure what you can do and want to help, patrols are good. Bucky 2 has a current list, but I think we should have more considering.

If you're down an arm or a leg due to the EMP, let us know. We'll try to get someone to help you as soon as possible.

Mar. 20th, 2018


[Filtered to Weasleys + general family types]
Thursday I'm going to get my new hand attached. Just so you're all aware. In case you want to sit around and be worried or whatever people feel is necessary. I just wanted to keep you informed.

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