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Feb. 18th, 2020


Bureau guards and official volunteers:

There's talk of moving kids outside of Tumbleweed, but we don't have complete data on whether or not she'd snatched anyone outside of here. Right now, I'm recommending patrols, particularly around school times. I want no one under eighteen walking to school alone. Parents, if you want a guard who has superpowers as a bodyguard, let me know. We'll assign someone.

If you're volunteering, note that I will be picking those with powers first. Maleficent has untold magical powers, and there is no telling what she's granted to the troll-like "people."
You up for some more shifts while I get some people out on the streets? Promise not to work you to death.
Need a favor. Can you drop into Cuba and let me know if one Mistress of Evil and her troll minions are there?


Those trolls snatched up Richie.

I know Remus is gone but that witches trolls kidnapped Richie. I got to find him.

* after Will posted

Jan. 20th, 2020


I've been getting slowly more used to food that isn't, well, protein bars.

What do people recommend? I've had cakes and those were good. And mac and cheese. Also something called a burger?

Jan. 11th, 2020


Saturday, Jan 11, 9:40PM: voice to text

Twenty-six sounds old. I am getting old.

Filter: Ben Reilly
I know it was the full moon and all so that's a pretty good excuse for it, but I think the first night you're werewolf-free you'll be able to see this (or tomorrow morning), I want a dinner. Loki and pets included.

Filter: Matt Murdock
So, are you ready to get back into the swing of things? Because I've actually been doing really good on the whole meditation thing.

Dec. 28th, 2019


Okay. I thought I'd fixed the whole getting pulled into a different universe thing. Though I guess this is different from what I'm used to. Also, my parents are not going to be happy when they find out I was dragged through a magical portal to Texas.

I'm gonna be here awhile so...I'm Miles Morales. I'm fifteen, and I'm from Brooklyn. I was also told that I need a guardian to be let out of quarantine, so help, I guess? I'm a good kid, I can clean up after myself, and I guess I can get a part-time job and help out around the house or pay rent, if someone needs me to. I know it's pretty inconvient to just be saddled with a kid you didn't plan on getting.

Dec. 7th, 2019


Some details still need to be smoothed out considering the construction still going on at the hospital, but I figured now was a good time to get a head count on volunteers.

So, since we all landed here, we've been putting together a group of costumed volunteers to pay some Christmas visits to those (particularly children) stuck in the hospital over the holidays. Y'know, spread some cheer by people getting to meet their favorite fictional heroes and have some presents dropped off. People with recognizable outfits/costumes are preferred, but I can always ask around to see if there's interest in certain fandoms that might not be as easily recognized.

Give a holler here if you're interested or if you have any questions.

Nov. 29th, 2019


» Frozen 2.
» What do you think the odds are of finding a showing where there may be marginally more adults than children?

Nov. 21st, 2019


I'm sorry to hear about those who lost friends and loved ones in the most recent disappearance.

How often do those happen here? While I'm happy to see my friends, and a version of my brother who doesn't appear to be up to his usual tricks, I am eager to get back to my is it mine? I think it might be stolen ship with the last of Asgard's People.

Is there a schedule perhaps?

Sep. 29th, 2018


Do you like food?

Do you like my brother? (The small one, not the greasy haired one.)

Do you like spiders?

Come join us for a feast at Torunn's Asgardian palace on Tuesday to celebrate my brother's engagement to a spider person. Festivities begin around 5PM and will possibly run well into the night. There will be food, there will be drinks, and there will be games.

If you start any fights, I will personally come over to win that fight and then kick you out. :)

Sep. 25th, 2018


The kids are gone too.

[Voice: Private to Gwen Stacy (65):]
Are you busy tonight?

Sep. 20th, 2018


You know what I discovered in this last week? I can't lie. Someone asks me a question, and suddenly I'm talking about everything on my mind. They just want a "I'm good. How 'bout you?" Instead, I have given total strangers a full rundown on how much I miss my wife because she's living in another world. Not even another state. Another world. Y'know. Just a completely sane thing to hear from a total stranger. Guess what, total stranger, I was Spider-Man back before I lost all my powers.

This is a bad idea.

I don't know why I started to write.

It was vaguely funny in my head because irony and self-depreciation is my jam, but now I'm writing because I can't stop writing.

Man, I really miss having powers. I'm happy for what I have, but I would sign up in two seconds flat to

[Peter chucks his phone to stop himself, and the entry posts. Because of course it does.]

Sep. 19th, 2018


If you find that your mind is unquiet, if you need help refocusing and revitalizing your body, mind and spirit, and developing strength and flexibility in your muscles and tendons, please sign up for yoga classes at the Center for Performing and Creative Arts with me, Thor. I will be teach Tao yin classes at 6 AM every morning, Monday to Friday. Classes will run approximately an hour long. Required items, fee, and recommendations can be found on the center's website.

First class is tomorrow. I hope I see many of you soon. :)

Thank you for this opportunity. I hope it brings more attention ton your center.

No change.

Sep. 16th, 2018


I seem to have a rather furry problem on my hands.

Or paws, rather.


A good many of you came to Ben's aid last night. For that, you have my thanks, which is something I rarely give out.

Of course, thanks is hardly any currency you can spend, nor is it anything much more than a warm fuzzy feeling in the end. Thor, you offered to throw a feast if given the (limited) funds to do so. I think one is in order. If not because Ben and I are set to wed in the near future, then because we got him back safely.

Sep. 14th, 2018


Event: Unseelie Court Ball

WHO: The Displaced and a bunch of fairies.
WHEN: From midnight until 6am. Technically early Sunday morning.
WHERE: Another dimension
WHAT: The Unseelie Court invites you to a ball. (Make sure to tag your characters as you add them). Masks arrived shortly after the Abducted were taken the prior night.

Welcome, welcome! )

Aug. 29th, 2018


[Filter to Peter Parker (94)]
First off, mission was a success! Good job on that knot tying.

Second, a most important question for you: Phillies, Marlins, or Braves? Or, rephrased, sooner in September or later?

Added later: [Filter to Peter Parker (MCU)]
Hey, so I have a super duper important question for you that needs answering that I can't remember if I've asked you before or not.

Aug. 27th, 2018


WHO: Ben Reilly (94) & Loki (616), and some Peter Parker (94)!
WHEN: Last weekend
WHERE: Ben's apartment
WHAT: Ben puts a ring on it.
WARNINGS: Schmoopy schmoop.

This is you asking, yes? Not Forest. Sorry, a few lifetimes of magic mishaps and an assortment of species therein involved -- you can really only be so careful about these things. )

Aug. 19th, 2018


WHO: Ben Reilly & Peter Parker (94)
WHEN: Before the weekend started
WHERE: Parker house!
WHAT: Ben breaks Peter's brain a little. Twice.
WARNINGS: Teenager doofs

Man, you have no idea. )

Aug. 16th, 2018


Guess what, Quidditch players? We've got enough of you to field four full teams! Quidditch practices start next week in the evenings, on this schedule. And games will start in September, after each team's had a couple weeks to train together.

Teams should pick a team name, color (if you want a different one from what you've already been assigned), and captain, and let me know about your decisions on that anytime between now and the start of the season. Good luck, everyone! I can't wait to see you on the pitch.

I'm impartial, of course, but I think Team 3 is gonna be the best.

(OOC: if you'd like to make any changes to your character's position or team, please let me know ASAP so I can figure out how to arrange it! I did my best to accommodate everyone and I think it worked out pretty well, but I'm happy to try to work with you. :D)

Aug. 4th, 2018


My birthday party is on Wednesday at the Pokemon ranch after lunch and anyone can come because I'm turning eighteen and I don't need a guardian anymore! I probably do need a job I guess but I'm not going to think about that until after. I only know three people with jobs at home and I don't think I can be a police officer or a doctor because they'd want me to do even more school and that sounds annoying.

Jul. 28th, 2018


[Filter to Peter of the 94 variety]
So, as we approach the illustrious birthday of everyone's favorite multi-million (or is it already billion? million sounds better with the double mmmmmmms) dollar book and movie franchise wizard, I have a very important question for you.

How crazy with worry would you go if I took May to some flying lessons of the broom variety? Also, how many 'pleases' would it take to rope you into a game of Quidditch?

Jul. 19th, 2018



Jul. 3rd, 2018


Some really old guy with white hair just dropped off like a bunch of cookies off at the house.

I know they say not to take candy from strangers but I get to keep these, right? They're okay to eat?

Jul. 2nd, 2018


» Talk to me about your brother
» I assume you've thought about what he might need
» And overthought it
» As you do

Jun. 29th, 2018


WHO: Ben Reilly and Peter Parker (94) with May and Benjy
WHEN: June 9-10-ish?
WHERE: the portal facility
WHAT: Ben gets a message about an arrival and receives a huge surprise
WARNINGS: All the Feels.

God, Pete, is that really you? )

Jun. 12th, 2018


WHO: Ben Reilly and Peter Parker (MCU)
WHEN: June 10th during the whole portal missions thingies
WHERE: the wilds of Siberia
WHAT: the Spiders take a break from tech rummaging to talk about some things that other Peter showing up brought to light.

So, either I have a twin brother that my parents hid from me for some reason before they died, which would just raise all kinds of questions, or someone tried to make Spider-man clones probably for nothing good. )

Jun. 10th, 2018


Can I just say that I'm super glad that you guys didn't go for the Facebook format with the network?

Also, hi. I'm Peter. Ben gave me the insider's scoop on everything. Well, not everything, but probably about 25% of everything. I'm pretty sure I retained about 50% of that 25%, and there's about 15% that I'm currently in denial about on top of that. Sooo, for the 10.6% that I'm good with, I think I get the idea. I had my freak out. Totally understand that I'm the 3rd Peter Parker here.

Which, hey, fellow Peters. Are we just doing numbers? Chronologically? By height? Follow the Ed, Edd, and Eddy format? Does that even exist here? Too many questions? ...not enough questions?

Jun. 7th, 2018


Dungeons & Dragons or variations thereof: how many have played or are familiar?

Jun. 5th, 2018


Brother, look. You have an admirer.

May. 31st, 2018



May. 19th, 2018


Previous netpost attempts. )

My name is Peter Parker. I'm fifteen years old. I'm pretty quiet and won't cause any problems. Seriously you won't even notice I'm there. I need a guardian before I can leave so if you've got a spare couch or anything I'd really appreciate it.

May. 16th, 2018


What new level of Tartarus is this place? Yes, I heard the welcome spiel - alternate dimension, mysterious portal, all that good stuff - but what's the ETA on a ticket back home? It's absolutely imperative I get back immediately.

Unless this handsome asshole is around. Or this one. Preferably both of them. Then I can take my time.

May. 15th, 2018


Text to Loki (616):
- So completely hypothetical question.
- Just curious.
- Pure curiosity.
- How do you purposefully teleport someplace?


I didn't get any powers.

I wish I could have been a werewolf.

Any werewolves here want to bite me?

May. 13th, 2018


Okay, so someone has to have my Spider powers, right? Does anyone have a strange gland that appeared on the inside of your wrist? If you press it some weird goop sort of oozes out of it. Unless you press really hard, then it's like a spider web?



May. 11th, 2018


The Grandmaster had the right idea after all. Day drinking sounds delightful. Sif, tell me you kept some of that wine from Middle-Earth. We might as well enjoy it while there's time. spoilers-ish )


Where are you?

May. 10th, 2018


I got two arms and I need to punch things. Anyone up for a spar?

Tomorrow, 7 PM, Jake and I are having a poker night at Team America House. It'll be in the backyard. BBQ, a vegetarian option, and sides will be provided, but bring money to lose. BYOB.

May. 4th, 2018


[Filter to QueenLadyQueenLady Queen Frigga]
Hi there. So, I had some questions about Asgardian traditions and customs that I was wondering if you could please help me with. If you have some free time and all and if it isn't too difficult talking about.

May. 1st, 2018


Finals season is delightful. My inbox is overflowing with anxious emails. I hear there's even more chaos amongst the graduate students. Perhaps I should visit campus to observe.

Apr. 30th, 2018


I am quite pleased with my progress with my garden. The nursery is coming along nicely, and soon I'll have some little trees ready for situating.

I do so love the colours, so vibrant.

I do fear my small garden will run out of space soon, I should've been more selective, but they're far too nice to pass up.


WHO: Ben Reilly and Loki
WHEN: April 30, daytime at some point
WHERE: living room of Casa de Reilly
WHAT: Ben’s had some things on his mind since February and asks Loki some questions

Have you ever been married? )

Apr. 29th, 2018


Alright. I need everyone to level with me.

Most embarrassing video on youtube about you or doppleganger-you. Go.

Cuz this? What is this lady even doing with my voice? What is this song?

Apr. 12th, 2018


Attention Fellow Displaced:

For those of you literally fresh off the boat, you may come to [address] to pick up your new documentation. Driver's license, social security card, and whatever else you might need are all ready and waiting for you. If you are a minor, your guardian will need to be the one to pick up your paperwork.

Unfortunately my suggestion that some of the more famous or ridiculous names be replaced with something much more common, Severus Snape being both famous and ridiculous for Sylvester Snipes which is a much, much better name for example, was overruled. Only your actual names will appear on the documentation.

A number of folks here have worked very hard to replace whatever government presence there was and help get things back up and running. For the documentation you may thank Smart Loki, Quentin Quire, Jo Harville, Matt Murdock, Ianto Jones, Rick Jones, Integra, Scary Alucard, Jason Todd, Slightly More Attractive Loki, Kurama, Pidge Gunderson, Sam Winchester, Tim Drake, and Ezekiel.

Thank you.

Apr. 9th, 2018


voice to text

Posted early Monday morning

Where the hell am I? Johnny?


JJ's still gives me free waffles.

Apr. 8th, 2018


post-dated to Monday, April 9th at 9am.

We're back in Tumbleweed, but as some of you may have figured out, the town is completely different than it was the last time we were here. There's an airport now, which my car navigation system pointed out, and it's on the opposite side of town from Fort Neill.

Of course, that's not the most startling or disturbing difference. Fort Neill is a graveyard, and I mean that in the kindest sense of the world. It was locked up when I got there. Got my way in to find a dusty military facility that has not been used in quite some time, and it looks like it didn't happen on purpose.

The military is dead, and I don't mean they cleared out. I mean there is an entire facility full of the skeletal remains of whoever was in there when something happened. That something appears to have been some sort of [...] feeding, possible animal attack. There are definite teeth marks on these bones, and the state of decomposure... it's not new. At least a decade, maybe more so it's not as horrendous as it could be to see.

I have not turned the power on; I don't want to disturb the bodies more than I already have, but I'd like for anyone interested in helping to come down to the facility to move these bodies — telekinesis, magic, or just standard issue gloves — so that we don't taint the bodies with our DNA. We'll have to keep the power off until that happens, and then there should be video monitoring we can check to see what happened, check databases and logs to see if there's any evidence of what might have happened here.

I'm leaving this open so we can discuss what to do. After scrounging around the base, I haven't seen any paperwork or IDs for those of you who arrived on the cruise so that's something we should work on immediately to get people in the system so they can work, get IDs, and whatever else they need. We'll need people who can make IDs and people who can get into the necessary systems for government agencies to make sure the back-end is taken care of in anyone wants to cross state or country lines.

And a warning to some of you who worked at the military before: yes, we knew some of these people if the names on the uniforms check out.

Apr. 4th, 2018


If I find a spider Pokemon, I'm gonna name it Pete. Or maybe Ben.

Mar. 29th, 2018


The robots say I will be discharged by Sunday. I'd really be more comfortable with a healer, or an actual person, to speak to. I remember seeing doctor's when I was in and out of awareness. Are any of you available? The robots make me uncomfortable and I have questions.

Also, could someone bring me chocolate pudding? Please? Or jelly. Green jelly.

What are we doing for Emme?

(*Trigger Warnings: Character Death Discussion Likely)

Mar. 28th, 2018


Hey, grandkiddo. I'm sorry your birthday is kind of a sad, depressing day. We'll make it up later, yeah?

I love all of you and I'm here for whatever you need, okay? I would've said something sooner, but I've been sitting with Remus and waiting for him to wake up, but at least he's woken up a few times now, so I can come give out hugs and so on for whoever needs it.

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