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Mar. 7th, 2018


I just came BACK from a fairyland.

The royal family had pink hair and all the swords looked like scissors.

I'm not complaining, anything is better than real life.

Mar. 3rd, 2018


Is Dirk Gently here?

Or the Rowdy 3? You'd know if they were here.

This is totally not cool.


[filtered to people that consider him a friend]

I know you all have just been at the edge of your seats waiting for me to update. I'm feeling mighty generous today and hopefully this will keep you well fed for awhile.

A few nights ago I had the pleasure of hanging out with the coolest little human. Didn't think she'd like me, but I obviously charmed the hell out of her. Who can blame her, right? Prince Charming. Watch out, Johanna. Got yourself a little bit of competition.

She also painted my nails. Here's the proof.

not an ic cut )

Bitches gon' be jealous.

Feb. 23rd, 2018



The boat is nice I haven't killed anyone since I got here

I kinda wanna see what the middle of the Earth looks like but I don't want to ruin nothing plus it'd probably be confusing maybe they probably got different rules and their cars are different or something

It's kind of boring here though

Is there anything to do here tiny square besides eat ice cream I got bored of that already

Feb. 21st, 2018



Cut for season 2 spoilers. Also every inch of Bart is currently covered in blood, FYI. )