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Jan. 3rd, 2020


(074) Anakin Solo

Happy New Year to Tumbleweed. May wherever the portal plans to drop us this year, be mostly relaxing and cool and relatively monster free, etc.

Anyone have resolutions?

[Filtered: Nico di Angelo]
This is your post-Will checkin. And also. Hey. I've got this ship I need to try out.

[Filtered: Anakin Skywalker]
How were your holidays?

[Filtered: Padmé Amidala]
So I'm wondering if you've had local waffles yet?

[Filtered: Tahiri]
How do you feel about spending some time with Tionne's Holocron this week?

Jan. 2nd, 2020


Would you like to go see some more of this planet soon?

Were you able to get an aircraft from Santa?

Is this weekend good for me to swing by?

I was thinking about a potential rebrand.

Dec. 5th, 2019


Spaceship types! I'm working on a new project for the bureau!

I am going to be attempting to create a universal fuel source to power space faring vessels. To start though, if you have any current fuel samples as well as schematics for your fuel delivery systems that'd be helpful. Even better if you can let me get a look into the actual ship along with the fuel samples!

Dec. 2nd, 2019


Filtered to GFFA: Anakin Skywalker

[FILTERED to people from a galaxy far, far away aka "Star Wars people"]

I've been thinking about what we saw on that "VHS" data tape. I don't know how many of you watched it, too, and who would want to discuss it, but I think we should. Especially those of us who have a connection to the Force.

That "world between worlds" as Ahsoka called it on the tape— we've seen things like it before, on Mortis. "Episodes" about that apparently exist here. I can't draw nearly as well as Sabine but I can try to render symbols that I remember, they may or may not watch up to whatever those episodes show, but I saw things on that tape that were very similar. I wish we still had a copy to study and compare.

On Mustafar

Nov. 24th, 2019


My "ears" appear to be compromised. Diagnostics are showing there is no problem, but I cannot hear anything. Not internal body sounds, nor static which my implants sometimes pick up on.

Is there someone willing to look at my implants?

Nov. 16th, 2019


Whose ships got out of orbit?

Nov. 13th, 2019


WHO: Anakin Skywalker, the crew of the Millenium Falcon and YOU?
WHEN: November 13th
WHERE: To Infinity AND BEYOND!! Or, other wise known as, from Tumbleweed to Space
WHAT: So a TIE fighter and a Corellian light freighter race to the moon...

This afternoon, both Rey and Anakin Skywalker will accomplish what has seemed to be downright impossible: they get off planet in their respective spaceships. Neither were coordinating this trip, and would only become aware of one another's success once they've broken atmo, but it isn't long before both ships will be racing one another in a long overdue, proper spaceflight. Both ships have the Bureau issued cloaking devices on them so there'll be no recognition from satellites or non Displaced, but those of the Community might have noticed how it seemed like a TIE Advanced or a YT-1300 freighter were ascending pretty high in the sky. To the point where you couldn't see them anymore. Straight through all this freak weather Tumbleweed's got going today.

Just another day in Texas, right?

Sep. 28th, 2018


Thankfully, I seem to be formed once more. I'll be pleased to get back to work now. It's hard to tell if the worms are excited or disappointed.

Sep. 19th, 2018


Ugh. So apparently it's Wednesday?

Sep. 16th, 2018


It seems you've all been affected because you helped us who were taken. What can I do to help you all?

Quentin, you have my sincerest gratitude. I'll need to see you once this is over.
I suppose a roll call is in order.


It appears as though several among our staff have been altered. Please check in here to let us know if you are among those affected and we'll ensure coverage for your position.

ADDED:[Alice Quinn]
Are you able to create portals for Dr. Chakrabarti to see patients?


Hello there! I'm Dr. Chakrabarti. While I'm relatively new here and it's a Sunday morning after a ridiculous event, I highly urge anyone that went to the ball yesterday to come in for an once over, even if you were not injured or otherwise affected by last night's events. You may be asymptomatic or may not realize something's off.

Also, it'll give me a chance to get to know everyone here and give me a baseline to work off, in case something in the future happens where you need a doctor in your life. I've been told that people are skittish about blood draws around here, so rest assured, I'll only be doing that and any tests only if you consent to them. You should be getting checked up yearly anyway, so you might as well get it done now. Added bonus: you get to talk to me and I absolutely think I'm hilarious company.

I'll be down at the Bureau's medical wing all day today, so feel free to call in ahead of time to see how long, short, or non-existent the queue is so you're not waiting around forever. And if you like waiting, bring a book! I recommend Crazy Rich Asians for a fun read. I devoured that and the rest of the books in its series within a week.

EDIT: So far it looks like that people have been affected by the fairies. Things we are seeing so far: Tinkerbellism (Approximately six inches tall), going giant, spewing out the truth, and transforming into animals (wolf, horse, and bird). Possibly a coma like sleep as well, still looking into those cases. Vomiting pearls when trying to speak. Intangibility. Decaying - Those of you suffering from this one, I highly recommend finding a large freezer and sitting in it immediately. Or anyone with ice powers that can cool you down. At the very least, put those ACs to use asap. Mutism.

If you believe you can assist with any of these things, please find the person afflicted on this post and offer your help.

EDIT 2: If there are any animal specialists available, we may have some people that might appreciate you looking them over. Also, any psychologists or therapists being on standby would be appreciated.

Sep. 15th, 2018


WHO: Dr. Aphra, Anakin Skywalker
WHEN: At the ball.
WHERE: At the ball.
WHAT: Aphra tries to figure out which Anakin is Anakin and gets way more than she bargained for. Time to go steal some shit.
TRIGGERS: Body horror.

It was like the Clone Wars up in here. )

Sep. 14th, 2018


Event: Unseelie Court Ball

WHO: The Displaced and a bunch of fairies.
WHEN: From midnight until 6am. Technically early Sunday morning.
WHERE: Another dimension
WHAT: The Unseelie Court invites you to a ball. (Make sure to tag your characters as you add them). Masks arrived shortly after the Abducted were taken the prior night.

Welcome, welcome! )


~*Fairies*~ Log: Anakin Skywalker and Dr. Aphra

WHO: Dr. Aphra, Anakin Skywalker, and droids
WHEN: Beginning shortly before 8 PM on Friday Sept 14
WHERE: Ark Angel II
WHAT: A lighthearted evening for Vadaphra is ruined by those damn fairies
WARNINGS: Just feels

Artoo was still cursing )

Sep. 15th, 2018


1. Maya Lopez
2. Leia Organa
3. Julia Wicker
4. Ben Reilly
5. Gabrielle Delacour
6. Anakin Skywalker
7. Kell Maresh
8. Ronan Lynch
9. Zelda
10. Hermione Granger
11. Illya Kurykin
12. Nadia van Dyne
13. Penny Clearwater
14. Cable
(Potentially Henry Fitzroy)

I take it we are going to the ball, then.

Sep. 7th, 2018


It's a shame we can't ask demands of the portal. I could use some spiced caf right about now. This damn headache won't go away.

Have you set a date yet?
My son is getting married. If there was ever something that made me feel old...
What do you think about this marriage?

Sep. 5th, 2018


So as you saw on CNN, there's a situation in Paraguay. It does resemble the attack on the Fort Neill base in the last 90's. The Bureau is looking into official channels to speak with anyone on the base or anyone with any knowledge of the base. This is a very precarious situation due to an international military being involved. Please do not attempt something on your own; you could jeopardize what we're trying to do.

The Bureau will keep you as updated as we can.

We'll reach out when there is a need for assistance.

Can you guys be on call in case we need backup at the Bureau?

We don't know how many people might end up needing to go. We don't know if we're going to be attacked again, but I'd like to make sure we have people on our side. Those of you with bigger powers — looking at you Danvers — may end up stationed at exits just in case it gets by everyone else. If you've got suggestions for others, let me know.
We're working on negotiations to get down to Paraguay to see if we can get inside that building, take a look at the fresh scene and what it looks like. I'm not going to lie, if it's anything like the aftermath we found here, it's going to be a bloody mess. If your stomach's a little on the light side, let me know. Do not compromise this by whining. I will not hesitate to fire you if that happens.

Anyone with computer experience, I'd like to get you all working on grabbing every image, video, and audio leak we can find. More than that, I want to look into other potential military bases getting hit with strange and sudden shut downs. I want all of them, even if they've been decommissioned in a property ceremony.
I'm probably going to need a raincheck on that vacation.

Sep. 3rd, 2018


This is [.....] new. I'll admit, I did not expect to show up on a technologically primitive planet when I died. Very interesting.

I've had no luck with a quadrant map. Can anyone tell me if this is Outer Rim? I'm not familiar with the local name, Earth.

Sep. 2nd, 2018


Network Post: Anakin Skywalker

I was looking over the businesses in this town because of a certain shop and I'm confused by another one. Why does a place called "Capes & Collectibles" have nothing to do with actual capes?

And am I right that in this world, you shouldn't go to the police station to "answer a few questions" without legal representation present? Because I declined to go.

Aug. 28th, 2018


Someone broke into Darth Vaper last night. Smashed the sign outside. Anyone know anyone who might have a thing against Darth Vader puns?

Aug. 22nd, 2018


posted at ~12:30 AM this morning

Has anyone seen Meetra Surik or T3 recently? They haven't arrived for their shift at the portal, and I haven't been able to get in touch with them.


[Filtered to Astromantulas (Ahsoka, Anakin Skywalker, Peter Parker (MCU), Ben Reilly, James Potter, Lily Potter, Sabine Wren)]

cut for image )

Aug. 19th, 2018


WHO: Anakin Skywalker, Leia Organa (canon)
WHEN: Several weeks ago
WHERE: JJ's or lunch.
WHAT: Anakin and Leia agree to have lunch together, but it's kind of hard when your father was a homicidal maniac who tried to kill you a bunch of times.
TRIGGERS: Talk of Jedi Temple slaughter, Padmé's death, and you know, general Star Wars deaths.

What do you get when you toss Darth Vader and Princess Leia together in a restaurant? Awkwardness. That's what you get. )

Aug. 17th, 2018


[Filter: Quidditch Team Three*]
Hey everyone! So... for our team.

1. Team Captain? I'd like to nominate Ben. Any others?
Ben: 🕷️🕷️🕷️
James: 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️
[Your Nomination Here?]:

2. Team Color? I'm fine with sticking with blue.
Blue: 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️
[Another Color?]:

3. Team mascot? Astromantulas was proposed but for a spider/space/magic combo, I propose Spiders from Mars because David Bowie was probably magic and an alien.
Astromantulas: 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️
Spiders from Mars:
R2-D2/Astromechs: 🕷️🕷️🕷️
[Other Mascot Idea]:

Okay, thoughts?

Edit: If someone else comes up with something cool, you can totally change your vote.

Edit 2: FINAL RESULTS. James Potter is the captain, we're sticking with blue and Astromantulas are our mascot!

*James Potter, Lilly Potter, Sabine Wren, Ahsoka Tano, Anakin Skywalker, Ben Reilly, Peter Paker (MCU)

Aug. 14th, 2018


All right, guys. I need a headcount of my portal guards on who is affected by this latest portal shenanigans. I'll need to know if you think you need someone to temporarily take over your spot while this is ongoing.

ETA: Anakin Skywalker will be conducting cartoon reaction times and combat abilities to make sure you're able to handle it in your current state.

Aug. 13th, 2018


[Anakin Skywalker]
Your other grandson wants to spend time with me.

Aug. 8th, 2018


I think I'm not up to being a guardian, not in the way we were for Cassie and Eleven. Losing them is a lot harder than I thought it would be.

I'm going to do a little bit of traveling next week. I wanted to reconnect with nature and see if I can't get my connection with the Force stronger. I hope that you won't be too lonely without me.
My younglings are all gone.

Jul. 30th, 2018


(040) Kylo Ren

[Filter: Skywalkers & Solos (both timelines) & Eliot Waugh]
Eliot and I wanted to tell you that we're engaged. Eliot proposed, I accepted.

We're just telling family and close friends right now, and Eliot still needs to speak to some of his friends, so I would appreciate you keeping it quiet until we make a public announcement, but I wanted you all to hear it from me first.

Jul. 29th, 2018


Who: Luke Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker & Leia Organa (Canon)
What: Luke Skywalker arrives on a quiet Sunday afternoon.
When: Sunday, July 29th
Where: Fort Neil Resettlement Bureau
Warnings: TBD
Status: TBC in the comments.

No presence would be felt. )

Jul. 20th, 2018


Filtered Post: Anakin Skywalker

    I don't know how anyone will feel about this, but I'm letting you know that I'm moving out of the mansion. With Artoo, of course. We've moved in with Aphra at her place.

    Artoo and I want to thank everyone we lived with for their hospitality— or in Sabine's case, for keeping it interesting.

Jul. 16th, 2018


A ship crashing on a planet is a huge deal around here. Back home, that was just yesterday and today and maybe tomorrow. The little green aliens look a whole lot like Nautolans without the head tentacles. Same GIANT eyes.

Now I miss being out among the stars, doing my thing. Just not enough to activate Triple-Zero again.

Look what I got you!

Jul. 13th, 2018


[FNRB Portal Guards Patrol Squads and Natasha R]
Training starts Monday.

Location: Base

Schedule: Here.

Jul. 10th, 2018


(039) Kylo Ren

Not an IC Cut )

This week we are selling The Hoth. An iced white mocha, that is neither as cold as Hoth, nor as white as it, but I don't come up with these names. I think they're inspired by the place across the street.

[Filter: Eliot & Fen]
I hate this weather. There has to be somewhere on this planet that's cooler.


I FOUND IT. I found the med droid matrix I've been looking for FOREVER. Do you know what this means? I can FINALLY put together that old med droid I've had since I ransacked an old Separatist mining colony on Abafar. Stars knows how long that thing's been decommissioned.

Two things.

1. When are you going to tell them you're moving out?

2. Your ass looks phenomenal today. Have you been doing Force squats or something?

Jul. 1st, 2018


Might want to work on your initial greeting procedures.

Doubt the redhead is around 24/7 and your others are a little slow on the trigger.

Jun. 17th, 2018


Do you know what today is on this planet?
Happy father's day, Han.

Jun. 12th, 2018


Friday's the last day of school. Charles and I wanted to plan a summer trip somewhere, and your input is necessary. Would you prefer something outdoors, like camping, or a city like New York or San Francisco or somewhere in Europe or Asia?
How are those battle wounds of yours?

Jun. 10th, 2018


Today I learned spider blood is pale blue.


We've gotten three bogeys on our portal scanner, and they are not in town. Ones in Queens, another in Kearney, Nebraska, and the other is in Siberia. This is an all hands on deck situation, as we're ridiculously understaffed. Our Googler is on the internet, looking for social media related to it. So far, it's just portals. We have no idea what's coming.

I need civilians who are willing to fight whatever comes out of there and take orders.

Jun. 8th, 2018


Did I make you a new hand or arm?

It's time for a tune-up.

Schedule with me, THE GOOGLER AKA Dr. Aphra, as soon as you can.

Let's do lunch, as someone on this planet probably says. Do lunch.

May. 28th, 2018


Network Post: Anakin Skywalker

This is my third guard shift seeing my "present" and not knowing how I'm supposed to move it out of here with the power dampening. I give up trying to solve it myself and I'd rather not leave it here. It's my a bacta tank complete with all necessary equipment and the bacta itself.

Who is naturally immensely strong or comfortable using heavy lifting equipment? The tank alone is over 2 meters and 500 kilograms, which googling says is over 1000 pounds and at least 7 feet.

I need to figure out where to put it, too.

May. 21st, 2018


☆.。.:* FLUFTO(S)! .。.:*☆

Ha! These were still prototypes when I was first working on them, but they definitely work. Purple tookas. That explode when I use a codewo They're so damn cute.

May. 14th, 2018


So how do I know if I'm a Jedi or a Sith? Do we have Sith? I mean technically sort of. Maybe.

And where is Hank for this?

Ahsoka can I borrow a lightsaber?

Apr. 18th, 2018


I've rearranged my schedule with Howlett Gym. If you were taking my Tuesday and Thursday sword-fighting classes, I've moved them from the evening schedules to 7-8:30am.

I see that you haven't destroyed it yet. I'd say that's progress.

Apr. 15th, 2018


Following up on the last post. Everyone also needs to stay away from [Third Council Address].

[Filtered to Mutants]
I ran into Bastion.


I got a job at Darth Vaper. I know more Star Trek than Wars, but Hey, isn't there a guy named DARTH VADER because I get the joke now.


Thanks. Haven't ever had a real birthday party had a party since I was like 8.

Eliot, you're a fucking detective with the food yesterday.

Apr. 12th, 2018


[Filtered to Anakin Skywalker]
[Filtered to Rachel Dare]
So I didn't follow up, did you get your Smeargle?

[Filtered to Anakin Skywalker]
[Filtered to Anakin Skywalker + Hera Syndulla]
Kriff me


Apr. 10th, 2018


I need to borrow that little slicer we call R2. He might be able to help make this database work a lot easier for us down at the base.

I know he's not my R2, but I could sure use his help.

Apr. 8th, 2018


That was kriffing jarring. Thank the stars Triple Zero's just like I left him though: completely turned off.

You better still be here, or I am going to raise some serious Force. I don't know how but I will.

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