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Sep. 25th, 2018


[info]evening_epitaph

[Alucard]

Concerning this, go to the location and see what you can find. If there's signs, or a trail follow it and tell me what you find.

Sep. 24th, 2018


[info]drchakrabarti

Anyone teach sword fighting around here? And who is good with werewolf lore?

[ FILTERED TO CLIVE BABINEAUX & LIV MOORE ]
Liv, I have something important to ask you that I've been putting off since I got here.

What's the last thing you remember about home?

Sep. 25th, 2018


[info]elliebloodstone

The bad news is getting ☠☠☠☠ on your boots is somehow worse when you know exactly what it is.

The good news is the rest of your burgers are safe from ancient curses.

The moral is you can declare something to be a miracle or try to eat it. Doing both is just asking for trouble.

Sep. 23rd, 2018


[info]bornunder

FILTERED AGAINST CROWLEY & MICHAEL
So, now that Crowley's back, if anyone wants a crash course on how to defend yourself against my world's variety of demons, let me know. Also will do a refresher course for anyone who already knew the drill but hasn't had to think about it in a while. I always have extra holy water, salt, and pictures of devil's traps that you can use as a stencil for putting them anywhere, for anyone who needs them, as well as anti-possession amulets and tattoo designs. I also have the words to an exorcism and a recording of it that you can play on your phone, it works just as well that way.

Most importantly: don't make any deals. Period, end of story. If you run into any kind of trouble with him, please let me know immediately and I'll handle it.

Sep. 17th, 2018


[info]forsakendawn

I'm of a mind to dine on fairies tonight.

Sep. 9th, 2018


[info]elliebloodstone

Well look who's ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ back. Taking bets on whether the portal knows I've moved out of the family crypt.

Sep. 5th, 2018


[info]forsakendawn

Master, I swear to you it isn't me in Paraguay. I'm just wrapping up matters in Bucharest. Quietly.

Sep. 2nd, 2018


[info]forsakendawn

[Integra]

Master, I believe I have found my first target.

Aug. 17th, 2018


[info]forsakendawn

I'm dreadfully disappointed to be excluded from the fun. Imagine all the explosions.

Aug. 12th, 2018


[info]forsakendawn

How does America manage to have thousands of television channels and not a single item worth watching? Just how does a vampire entertain himself as the night draws on with nothing to hunt?

Aug. 6th, 2018


[info]irking

[ FILTERED TO 21+ ]
So I have plenty of lovely employees, but I'm always looking for more. Do you know how to tend a bar? Do you know how to take an order? Do you have what it takes to make someone call you mistress/master? If so, Carpe Noctem wants you. Come see me or Kenzi at your earliest convenience and we'll see if you'll fit in with the rest of us weirdos.

Now, a few notes! I will be buying the first ten members of Displaced to show up this coming Thursday their first drinks. And if I like you enough, you may or may not get drinks on the house for the rest of the night. Impress with me your outfits and we'll see how it goes.

Additionally, from this past weekend, lost and found has five wallets, three wedding bands, and two adult toys. Also, a pair of stilettos in a men's size 11 that I'm keeping if they're not claimed.

Carpe Noctem's hours are as follows:
  • THURSDAY | 9:30 PM – 2:00 AM
  • FRIDAY | 9:30 PM – 2:00 AM
  • SATURDAY | 9:30 PM – 2:00 AM
  • SUNDAY | 9:30 PM – 2:00 AM
We also do private sessions in our play rooms outside of our club hours by appointment. Master James and Domina Katia will now be taking on new clients. See me or Kenzi for arrangements.

Additionally, if anyone would like to buy me a drink, I won't say no.

Jul. 30th, 2018


[info]threwitaway

No.

Jul. 21st, 2018


[info]forsakendawn

[Filtered to Integra]

Are your affairs in order, my Master?

Jul. 12th, 2018


[info]forsakendawn

[Filtered to Integra]

Now that the mass insanity of American Independence Day has ended, would you care to go for a ride this weekend? My horse could stand to stretch his legs.

Jul. 1st, 2018


[info]evening_epitaph

[Fellow English (Includes the different universe ones, and Alucard)]

For those who expressed interest in attending the gathering on the Fourth, I would ask for a confirmation, so I have plenty of refreshments at hand. The Manor is located at [Address] and feel free to arrive any time after three.

Jun. 26th, 2018


[info]evening_epitaph

Who: Alucard (Hellsing) and Integra Hellsing
What: A date, and figuring out where one another stands
When: Tuesday, after the plot
Where: Out and about on the streets
Warnings: A very vague mention of death, low otherwise
Status: Completed g-doc

She was, in part, allowing herself to be more her own person rather than the title )

Jun. 24th, 2018


[info]nebula

The more I see of this planet, the less I like it.


ROCKET:
Gamora told me I should talk to you about a job.

[info]force_wound

So. Dragon. Kind of neat. 'Sabers have turned into swords, which is weird but honestly. Enjoying talking to the dragon.

Jun. 21st, 2018


[info]aphra

10 Strange you never knew about planet Earth! Most of these things aren't strange though. They're just kind of neat looking. Underwater waterfall being impossible? Nah, try a planet that was imploding on itself and being used as a prison. It had a sulfur sea. They still use it as a prison by the way.

And then there's Sunspot Prison. This amazing five star prison is literally hidden so close to a sun that they don't even have to worry about the station's ass. Just a bunch of ion canons and gravitational systems to keep it from falling in.

There's Kessel and Wobani and Dathomir.

[...]

I've seen a lot of prisons.

I should probably talk about planets like Felucia with bioluminescent everything instead, huh?

Jun. 13th, 2018


[info]evening_epitaph

[Fellow English (Includes the different universe ones, and Alucard (Hellsing))]

Soon enough the Americans will host their Fourth again, and I was wondering if anyone would care to get together and have our own little gathering. One where there's a lot less fireworks.

Jun. 2nd, 2018


[info]forsakendawn

Perhaps we ought to have more formal occasions in this community. I do so enjoy the view, and I have always been a fan of late nights.

May. 29th, 2018


[info]elliebloodstone

Bloody hell, this ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠ minge of an attic has buggered off for a wander again. Don't flip out if you see a door that opens onto a dark staircase somewhere it shouldn't be, it's totally harmless. Nothing but dust, shade goblins and a few boxes of useless old shit. Worst case if you go in is you might come back out in a different part of town.

May. 19th, 2018


[info]forsakendawn

Who: Integra Hellsing and Alucard (Hellsing)
What: Integra binds Alucard to the Hellsing bloodline once again, at his request.
When: After the power swap.
Where: Their home
Warnings: Hellsing-typical weirdness/mild violence, nebulous and probably not entirely healthy master/servant relationship, allusions to prior trauma.


Have you considered their necessity, my Master? )

May. 12th, 2018


[info]forsakendawn

I was perfectly happy not breathing. You can imagine my frustration when I woke and found such activity required for my continued existence.

May. 6th, 2018


[info]forsakendawn

[Stephen Strange and Sam Winchester]

My thanks to you both.

May. 1st, 2018


[info]evening_epitaph

Who: Sir Integra Hellsing, Alucard, And Doctor Stephen Strange
What: The removal of an unwanted entity
When: Backdated to a few after their return to Tumbleweed
Where: The Sanctum Sanctorum
Warnings: Body horror, violence
Status: Complete g-doc

Time, and space probably, had shifted )

Apr. 13th, 2018


[info]evening_epitaph

Oddly enough, it's the little things. If there's anything to be missed off that bloody boat it would be the piano.

Apr. 8th, 2018


[info]blackwidowed

post-dated to Monday, April 9th at 9am.

We're back in Tumbleweed, but as some of you may have figured out, the town is completely different than it was the last time we were here. There's an airport now, which my car navigation system pointed out, and it's on the opposite side of town from Fort Neill.

Of course, that's not the most startling or disturbing difference. Fort Neill is a graveyard, and I mean that in the kindest sense of the world. It was locked up when I got there. Got my way in to find a dusty military facility that has not been used in quite some time, and it looks like it didn't happen on purpose.

The military is dead, and I don't mean they cleared out. I mean there is an entire facility full of the skeletal remains of whoever was in there when something happened. That something appears to have been some sort of [...] feeding, possible animal attack. There are definite teeth marks on these bones, and the state of decomposure... it's not new. At least a decade, maybe more so it's not as horrendous as it could be to see.

I have not turned the power on; I don't want to disturb the bodies more than I already have, but I'd like for anyone interested in helping to come down to the facility to move these bodies — telekinesis, magic, or just standard issue gloves — so that we don't taint the bodies with our DNA. We'll have to keep the power off until that happens, and then there should be video monitoring we can check to see what happened, check databases and logs to see if there's any evidence of what might have happened here.

I'm leaving this open so we can discuss what to do. After scrounging around the base, I haven't seen any paperwork or IDs for those of you who arrived on the cruise so that's something we should work on immediately to get people in the system so they can work, get IDs, and whatever else they need. We'll need people who can make IDs and people who can get into the necessary systems for government agencies to make sure the back-end is taken care of in anyone wants to cross state or country lines.

And a warning to some of you who worked at the military before: yes, we knew some of these people if the names on the uniforms check out.

Apr. 7th, 2018


[info]goldenhelm

This bird reminds me an awful lot of Kell.

cut for images, not filtered )

The resemblance is really uncanny, isn't it?

[info]evening_epitaph

Seeing as one of these animals followed me home what care does it require? Does it need a vet? And what sort, as I suspect an exotic one might not even be fully accurate. What are it's food requirements, beyond the berries that seem to be a local thing? I'm fairly sure creatures like this need a somewhat bigger diet.

If this is to be done, I plan to do it well.

Apr. 2nd, 2018


[info]evening_epitaph

Well. At least there's opportunity to get off this blasted ship. I do wish I knew more about our call of port then what's in the pamphlet though.

Mar. 8th, 2018


[info]mister_doctor

For the record? 'Learn some of Merlin's magic (though not from Merlin himself)' from the brochure is a scam. They won't teach you any real magic. All they do is tell tales of what Merlin did. I wouldn't say it was a complete waste of time, but I was disappointed.

Also? The Lady of the Lake is nothing like the tales. She's a siren who'll entice you with her powers of illusion and then try to drown you. Water plants come forward and ensnare you so you can't swim to the surface. I learned this the hard way. The only way I managed to escape my death was that my Cloak saved me.

This morning, I was on my way to check out the Sword in the Stone, when an old woman came up to me and handed me one of these magic beans. Does anybody want to accompany me on an adventure?

Mar. 4th, 2018


[info]goldenhelm

Do the people in these ports generally speak High English, or do they have their own?

And while I'm on that note, how many languages are spoken amongst the people on this ship? I'd like to learn at least one of them in the time I'm here.

ALUCARD EMERY
I'm fairly confident I'm going to win the bet.

[info]evening_epitaph

Considering how fairy tales tend to go, I think I'll remain to what passes for safety. Besides, being unable to go to many places does take some fun out of it.

Mar. 1st, 2018


[info]goldenhelm

Greetings! I am King Rhy Maresh, of the great country of Arnes. My country has enjoyed a long-standing tradition of communication with our closely related worlds, but this is the first I've heard of so many others, and the first time I've had the honor of getting to introduce myself to other worlders in person. I should very much like to meet all of you, and would be happy to accept any requests for formal, diplomatic audiences.

I also hope that if any of you should ever find yourselves in the country of Arnes, you will make your way to London and allow me to show you our hospitality.

And now that I've gotten the official things out of the way: I would be equally happy to meet you as friends, without any need for standing on ceremony or official titles. Please feel free to call me Rhy. I promise I'm not as stuffy as my king voice probably makes me sound.

Oh, and I shouldn't forget - you may have already met two others from Arnes, Kell and Alucard, who have been here longer than I have. Let me know if I need to apologize on their behalf; they both have a knack for finding trouble when I'm not around.

HAN SOLO + ALUCARD EMERY
Hello, Mr. Solo! I've been informed that I will be joining Alucard in your shared quarters. I look forward to meeting you in person.

Feb. 27th, 2018


[info]anoshe

What a curious ship. And already I have heard tales that more curious things can be hunted down. I would readily like to hear them. And a drink to all who do.

My name is Alucard Emery of Arnes. I have been a pirate, a privateer, a champion of the Element Games (still reigning), to name a few titles. And on foreign waters, I am in need of new friends.

Feb. 12th, 2018


[info]thearchitect

Your Good Person Lesson of the Day

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?? There are over 300 souls here and not one of you are offering to help?

Really? Really??

Now if you'll excuse me, I've gone off to find a hoodie. I'm going to put it on, scrunch up the opening real tight so my face hardly shows through, curl up in a ball and lament the state of humanity.

Feb. 10th, 2018


[info]mister_doctor

Along with Megan, I'm offering my ability to create portals to take people wherever they'd like to go in Middle Earth.

[info]evening_epitaph

One rather does hope our next stop has ways of getting around that isn't on horse. I do not aim to miss the oppertunity presented to me.

Feb. 9th, 2018


[info]forsakendawn

I refuse to enjoy the time shipboard, but if a decent battle is provided on a regular basis, I might be appeased.

Feb. 4th, 2018


[info]forsakendawn

WHO: Alucard and Stephen Strange
WHAT: A visit to the doctor to discuss cat ghost removal.
WHEN: Backdated to before the cruise. Apologies! This took us a little while with RL and all.
WHERE: Sanctum Sanctorum in Tumbleweed
WARNINGS: Brief discussion of Hellsing's Nazi bad guys.


I must thank you for your discretion and your hospitality. )

Feb. 2nd, 2018


[info]redperilous

How can people live permanently in this place? it is way too sunny and bright.

DM to Solo
Are you feeling better?


DM to Gaby
Would you like to race me in climbing up the wall made of rocks?

Jan. 18th, 2018


[info]elliebloodstone

I'm about 98% sure that the last time I was underwater I was fighting some kind of giant squid monster. Or possibly skeletons? Whatever. This looks much less likely to end with me trying to get chunks of flesh out of my hair, anyway. Maybe not 98% less likely, but at least 58%. Suppose I should probably have a look at the library too at some point.

Jan. 13th, 2018


[info]absorbs

I know we got the patrols set up and I've seem some talk here and there from people wanting to figure out what to do in case something does actually happen, ship being attacked and all that. But did we ever come up with an emergency plan? Cause I'm kinda thinking it might be a good idea to do that.

Thoughts?

Defending noncombatants at the school:
  • Rogue
  • Betsy Braddock
  • Melissa Gold
  • Albus Potter
  • Clint Barton
  • Stitch
  • George Weasley
  • Molly Weasley
  • Selina Kyle

    Defending the various decks during a situation:

    Deck 1
  • Charlie Weasley
  • Vanille
  • Alucard
  • Integra
  • Rey

    Deck 2
  • Bucky Barnes
  • James Potter
  • Allura
  • Ginny Weasley
  • Alex Danvers
  • Hope Summers

    Deck 3
  • Misty Knight
  • Mal Orestev
  • Charlie Weasley (2)
  • Natasha and Bucky
  • Torunn


    Deck 4
  • Napoleon Solo
  • Cho Chang
  • Katniss Everdeen
  • Emmeline Vance
  • Anakin Skywalker

    Deck 5
  • Maya Lopez
  • Ahsoka
  • Max Guevara
  • Percy Weasley
  • Laura Kinney


    Deck 6
  • Kitty Pryde
  • Illyana Rasputin
  • Anakin Solo
  • Bianca
  • Mon-El

    Deck 7
  • Regina Mills
  • Petunia
  • Remus Lupin
  • Cassandra Cain
  • Stephanie Brown
  • Damon Salvatore

    Deck 8
  • Sam Winchester
  • Hera Syndulla
  • Clark Kent
  • Padme

    Deck 9
  • Eliot
  • Kylo Ren
  • Jason Todd
  • Wanda Maximoff (MCU)
  • Rose Hathaway

    Deck 10
  • Frank Castle
  • Dinah Madani
  • River
  • Doctor (12)
  • Cassie Sullivan
  • Angelina Weasley

    Deck 11
  • Quentin (magician)
  • James Rogers
  • Meetra Surik
  • Steve Rogers
  • Cassie Sandsmark

    Deck 12
  • Bobby Drake
  • Gwen
  • Squall
  • Rinoa
  • Emma Frost
  • Quentin Quire
  • Negasonic Teenage Warhead

    Deck 13
  • Carol Danvers
  • Kagome
  • Inuyasha
  • Violet Parr
  • Sue Storm
  • Kara Danvers

    Deck 14
  • Sam Wilson (616)
  • Amadeus Cho
  • Ray
  • Sesshomaru
  • Johnny Storm
  • Kamala

    Tech/Comms:
  • Aphra
  • Ezekial
  • Ianto
  • Matt Holt
  • Pidge Gunderson
  • Leo Valdez
  • Tony Stark

    Ambulance:
  • America
  • Wally West
  • Kurt Wagner
  • Pixie

    Medical:
  • Zelda
  • Martha Jones
  • Jean Grey

    PATROLS: Don't forget we got nightly patrols happening as well. Head over here if'n you wanna sign up for those.

    [Betsy Braddock]
    Congrats. You're the new school counselor.
  • Jan. 7th, 2018


    [info]cursed_prince

    They even fold the towels into animal shapes in the cabins. The nobility in my country have a lot to learn about living in luxury.

    Jan. 6th, 2018


    [info]evening_epitaph

    WHO: Alucard and Integra Hellsing
    WHEN: Backdated to a bit before the jump, a few days after Christmas
    WHERE: Their home
    WARNINGS: Low (some mentions of death)
    STATUS: Gdoc, complete

    In retrospect, Christmas had been a lot more active then she’d anticipated )

    [info]mister_doctor

    Did the same sort of thing happen when Tumbleweed shifted into the 1950's? Earthquake and all?

    Is anybody hurt?

    [info]poisonedheart

    I'm much too pretty to be buying my own drinks. Someone take me out.

    [ FILTERED TO RONAN LYNCH & THOSE ASSOCIATED WITH HIS ORCHARD ]
    I'd like to thank you again for the lovely assortment of fruit that you gifted me this holiday season. I can't get over how delicious they were.

    I was wondering if you'd like to be my vendor for fruits, once I have my bakery - Once Upon a Pie - up and running? I realize that the growing season has come to an end, but I could provide a magically controlled environment where you could continue to grow beyond the seasons. My apple tree from home arrived recently and I've been working on a controlled environment for it, to success.

    [ooc; Posted last night!]

    Dec. 19th, 2017


    [info]forsakendawn

    Private to Integra

    My Master, would you care to accompany me to Bloodstone Manor for afternoon festivities on Christmas Day?

    [info]elliebloodstone

    I have a manor decorated for Christmas.

    You have no plans or desire to cook a whole fucking dinner.

    I'm hosting a waifs and strays Christmas dinner on Monday. 1pm. You can come a little earlier for refreshments, you can stay a while afterwards for cards and conversation.

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