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Sep. 28th, 2018


[info]elvisisnotdead

Thankfully, I seem to be formed once more. I'll be pleased to get back to work now. It's hard to tell if the worms are excited or disappointed.

Sep. 25th, 2018


[info]littlespider

I need a headcount on who is still cursed and who isn't. Especially you, Fort Neill.

Sep. 23rd, 2018


[info]hangtherules

FILTER TO VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN
If when this is all said and done and you return home to find an animal, I apologize in advanced. I'll try to be reasonable if it gets to that point. Perhaps a fish.

FILTER TO AGENT K
How is surveillance treating you?

Sep. 16th, 2018


[info]myvalue

[FNRB]
It appears as though several among our staff have been altered. Please check in here to let us know if you are among those affected and we'll ensure coverage for your position.

ADDED:[Alice Quinn]
Are you able to create portals for Dr. Chakrabarti to see patients?

[info]drchakrabarti

Hello there! I'm Dr. Chakrabarti. While I'm relatively new here and it's a Sunday morning after a ridiculous event, I highly urge anyone that went to the ball yesterday to come in for an once over, even if you were not injured or otherwise affected by last night's events. You may be asymptomatic or may not realize something's off.

Also, it'll give me a chance to get to know everyone here and give me a baseline to work off, in case something in the future happens where you need a doctor in your life. I've been told that people are skittish about blood draws around here, so rest assured, I'll only be doing that and any tests only if you consent to them. You should be getting checked up yearly anyway, so you might as well get it done now. Added bonus: you get to talk to me and I absolutely think I'm hilarious company.

I'll be down at the Bureau's medical wing all day today, so feel free to call in ahead of time to see how long, short, or non-existent the queue is so you're not waiting around forever. And if you like waiting, bring a book! I recommend Crazy Rich Asians for a fun read. I devoured that and the rest of the books in its series within a week.

EDIT: So far it looks like that people have been affected by the fairies. Things we are seeing so far: Tinkerbellism (Approximately six inches tall), going giant, spewing out the truth, and transforming into animals (wolf, horse, and bird). Possibly a coma like sleep as well, still looking into those cases. Vomiting pearls when trying to speak. Intangibility. Decaying - Those of you suffering from this one, I highly recommend finding a large freezer and sitting in it immediately. Or anyone with ice powers that can cool you down. At the very least, put those ACs to use asap. Mutism.

If you believe you can assist with any of these things, please find the person afflicted on this post and offer your help.

EDIT 2: If there are any animal specialists available, we may have some people that might appreciate you looking them over. Also, any psychologists or therapists being on standby would be appreciated.

Sep. 14th, 2018


[info]displacedmod

Event: Unseelie Court Ball

WHO: The Displaced and a bunch of fairies.
WHEN: From midnight until 6am. Technically early Sunday morning.
WHERE: Another dimension
WHAT: The Unseelie Court invites you to a ball. (Make sure to tag your characters as you add them). Masks arrived shortly after the Abducted were taken the prior night.
TRIGGERS: TBD

Welcome, welcome! )

Sep. 7th, 2018


[info]thehuttslayer

It's a shame we can't ask demands of the portal. I could use some spiced caf right about now. This damn headache won't go away.

BEN SOLO:
Have you set a date yet?
PADME AMIDALA:
My son is getting married. If there was ever something that made me feel old...
ANAKIN SKYWALKER:
What do you think about this marriage?

Sep. 5th, 2018


[info]littlespider

So as you saw on CNN, there's a situation in Paraguay. It does resemble the attack on the Fort Neill base in the last 90's. The Bureau is looking into official channels to speak with anyone on the base or anyone with any knowledge of the base. This is a very precarious situation due to an international military being involved. Please do not attempt something on your own; you could jeopardize what we're trying to do.

The Bureau will keep you as updated as we can.

We'll reach out when there is a need for assistance.

FILTERED TO T'CHALLA, OKOYE, RHODEY, TINA COHEN-CHANG, SAM WILSON (616), CAROL DANVERS, KATE BISHOP, CLINT BARTON (616), SIF:
Can you guys be on call in case we need backup at the Bureau?

We don't know how many people might end up needing to go. We don't know if we're going to be attacked again, but I'd like to make sure we have people on our side. Those of you with bigger powers — looking at you Danvers — may end up stationed at exits just in case it gets by everyone else. If you've got suggestions for others, let me know.
FORT NEILL RESETTLEMENT BUREAU:
We're working on negotiations to get down to Paraguay to see if we can get inside that building, take a look at the fresh scene and what it looks like. I'm not going to lie, if it's anything like the aftermath we found here, it's going to be a bloody mess. If your stomach's a little on the light side, let me know. Do not compromise this by whining. I will not hesitate to fire you if that happens.

Anyone with computer experience, I'd like to get you all working on grabbing every image, video, and audio leak we can find. More than that, I want to look into other potential military bases getting hit with strange and sudden shut downs. I want all of them, even if they've been decommissioned in a property ceremony.
BUCKY BARNES MCU:
I'm probably going to need a raincheck on that vacation.

[info]antifa

[Filtered to Avengers and FNRB]
Anyone else get that CNN push notif?

Aug. 24th, 2018


[info]tinysteve

The fine folks at Fort Neil Resetttlement Bureau still need your help.

As you know we’ve had quite a few disappearances lately, friends and loved ones that will be missed. It’s left some holes that need to be filled in our schedule. I know standing around as a guard isn’t glamorous. You may feel like your time and experience could be better used somewhere else. But as a guard, you’re the first line of defense for our community, and the first friendly face for new arrivals. The job is important and the pay is pretty good, too.

We provide training and work with whatever circumstances the portal throws our way. Please consider pitching in.

Thank you.

Aug. 22nd, 2018


[info]elvisisnotdead

I can't say I'm particularly disappointed to be back to myself. Being a cartoon was definitely a new experience and not as bad as some previous experiences, but I rather prefer to be the less drawn version of myself. The worms have not stopped commenting on it since it's happened. If they were more like Jeebs, I might have shot them in the head, but they don't grow back so well. Oh well. Might have had to make my own coffee if something happened.

Aug. 14th, 2018


[info]littlespider

FORT NEILL RESETTLEMENT BUREAU:
All right, guys. I need a headcount of my portal guards on who is affected by this latest portal shenanigans. I'll need to know if you think you need someone to temporarily take over your spot while this is ongoing.

ETA: Anakin Skywalker will be conducting cartoon reaction times and combat abilities to make sure you're able to handle it in your current state.

Aug. 11th, 2018


[info]savior

Well, interdimensional travel's sure a new one. Please tell me there's a bar somewhere here, I could use some bourbon.

And on the off chance — hey, Bennett. Figure out a way to get me the hell back home, would you?

Aug. 8th, 2018


[info]elvisisnotdead

[Natasha Romanoff]
Not sure how many short you are for shifts with new disappearances, but I wanted to let you know if you need me to pick up any extra shifts, I can manage it. Not overly worried about social appearances. I've got my shift tonight, but if I need to stay over or come back for anything, just let me know.

[info]outlawthief

I'm looking for a model to sit for a portrait. Any takers?

[ FILTERED TO FORT NEILL PORT GUARDS ]
So I find myself double booked for my shift on Saturday: 6 PM to 12 AM. Would anyone be willing to swap schedules for me for that one day? I'd like to have a solution in place before I ask the higher ups about it.

Jul. 21st, 2018


[info]fenrisshield

This lock up is a hell of a lot more easy going than the last one.

They told me I wasn't allowed to leave until I found a guardian. Except my parents aren't here. They also said the X-Men are here and that posting about it wasn't going to cause a shit-storm.

I'm Lauren Strucker. I arrived a few hours ago and I'd really like to not be locked up here any longer. How do I find a new guardian?

Jul. 5th, 2018


[info]prettybitchin

I found Star Wars here. We had it on a betamax. Mike had the round spaceship. A falcon?

I was told to look at NASA's insta-graham for real stars.

It's scary in space.

Jun. 24th, 2018


[info]spoilers_

A word to the wise: if you spot a centaur, turn around and walk in the opposite direction, lest you find yourself rooted to the spot for twenty minutes while he recites lyrical poetry of middling quality.

Anyone else encountered any mythical creatures? I see from the network we're also dealing with dragons and unicorns. Any others?

Jun. 21st, 2018


[info]elizabethross

Thank goodness for summer classes. I don't know what I would have done.

You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you. So...

How different was your life one year ago?

Jun. 12th, 2018


[info]elvisisnotdead

First I've seen of the unusual things that happen. It isn't too different from home, but the invasions are a bit different. Last bug infestation we had was an over-sized pain in the ass of a roach. Then again, arachnoids and bugs aren't really the same thing.

The people in these places still seem to forget what happens or has this never happened spread out like this?

Jun. 2nd, 2018


[info]elvisisnotdead

[Those in charge at the Military Fort]
I figured I'd let myself settle in before approaching anything even vaguely resembling a government agency. My name is Agent K. On the off chance that means nothing to you, which would feel less unusual to me, I work for a secret government agency that works with alien lifeforms from various places. We help them find places to stay and work and keep an eye on their movements. It is my understanding that strange and unusual things happen here that are not so easily explained and that often people forget what it was that happened or believe it's a gas leak or something of that nature.

Do you have any information on how that occurs? I have a device in my possession that alters memory in that it can erase memories and allows us to create new ones. I am uncertain if that or my services will be necessary, but the only other alternative is the Post Office and I'm not sure I feel up to the task of customer service.

May. 26th, 2018


[info]elvisisnotdead

Well, jumping to the future’s a new one. Anyone seen a 37 year old African-American man, 6’2” approximately 180 lbs with no regard for protocol. Answers to Slick, will argue if called Kid despite the fact that he behaves like one?

Guess I can rely on the coffee, but if they keep it up with that powder creamer, they’re going to have to find somewhere else to go.