the displaced; ic

I've only just arrived, but two separate people have already told me that I've been here before. I'm guessing he must've been from an alternative universe than my own, because I'm sure I would've remembered a swirling blue vortex and being quarantined. I tried astral projecting, but I can't leave the room

I'm Dr. Stephen Strange. I'll be out in a couple of days.

Attention teenagers and those under the age of 21:

If you are caught with alcohol, you will be arrested and fined. Your license will be suspended for 30-180 days. You will be forced to go to Alcohol awareness class. You will be made to do 8-40 hours of community service.

Those are all for first time offenders. It only goes up if you have a record. Be smart, people.

Just realised I'm less than two weeks from my first anniversary here. When the hell did that happen? Think the memory dump makes it seem like less.

On the other hand a whole lot of shit's happened since then, so maybe it's not much of a surprise after all.

This shit, this is the shit that's only sposed to happen back home. Fucking hell.

At least it's not fucking Capwolf.

[Friends of Steve and Sam]
I only just realised how bad I wanna see his face when he gets buzzed by a bald eagle. If no one mentions the bird thing I'll get it on video.

MISTY KNIGHT

[attached: punchingracists.avi]

In case you forgot about this, it managed to come back to 2017 with us. I thought I'd leave it up to you whether you want to put it on the internet, keep it to show at parties, whatever. Although I hope you don't mind if I also keep a copy; it really cheers me up every time I watch it.

Just for the record, I ain't hiding behind no white person while I'm here.

This is Ahsoka Tano. I'm able to connect to our network, which has been active in most worlds we've landed in, and I'm writing this in the hopes that someone else is out there. I've landed in a pod that seems to have some sort of power dampener. I was unable to use the Force while in it, but after releasing myself, I feel back to normal.

If you're out there, please let me know. I don't know what kind of world we've landed on, but the terrain seems extra dry with the potential to be hostile. If others are out there, I want to find you; there's safety in numbers.

DEFENDERS:

I know this is light-hearted in light of what's going on, but Elektra put an idea in my head and it's not going away.

What if we all made a trip to New York for a weekend. I've got enough money to procure one of the teleporters for there and back. We get hotel rooms, have dinner, maybe see a show. Anything. All these horses and wide open spaces are making me long for the asphalt jungle.

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Claire's gone back. Not talking about it. Going outta town. Be back in a few days.

What. The fuck.

TEXT TO SAM WILSON:

» Where you at?
» I thought we were supposed to have dinner tonight?

[Steve, Misty, Bucky, Nat]
Do you think anyone'll notice my new dog looks exactly like a Pokemon?

[picture of baby Eevee curled up on his bed]

Fucking weird that that thing came out of an egg.

Okay. So let me see if I got this right. We got transported to another universe via unknown means, there's no way to get back, and I'm stuck in quarantine until they let me out. And this is real. It's not a dream, or a hallucination. Someone warping with reality? A week ago, I wouldn't have thought to ask that question, but it's been a long fucking week.

I'm Shadow.

Has anyone else with a connection or ability to sense a particular object of theirs found that, since arriving on this ship, you get the disorienting sense like there's more than one of it in different places? Especially if you have a lightsaber? It's been bothering me for some time now.


[Misty Knight and Howard Stark]

How are things so far with the new arm?

[pretend we did this on 3/30 after the someone-slips-off-a-branch thing actually happened whoops]

By the way, I still have the pieces of that gauntlet. I didn't have them jettisoned when I destroyed it since I didn't know then who it had come from, and I wanted that person to have the satisfaction. If you ever want to do anything with them yourself, you can have them.