the displaced; ic

Who: Eliot, Fen & Kylo Ren
What: They have “the talk” -- a conversation in two parts.
When: Monday, June 11th, after this.
Where: The Physical Cottage
Warnings: Awkward politeness.
Status: Complete in gdocs

( Part One: I don’t feel like your spouse. )


( Part Two: We’ll get there. )

[Eliot & Kylo Ren]

Fray is to be grounded for the next three weeks. She will be helping me setting up the forge during that time and doing household chores.

(A transcript of the linked conversation was included.)

[Ronan, Viewable to Gansey]

Fray is to be grounded for the next three weeks. She will be helping me setting up the forge. If she attempts to disobey me, please send her back to me. Do not force me to make this a permanent arrangement. I am asking you as an adult and her employer to have my back on this.

(A transcript of the linked conversation was included.)

( left downstairs for fray )

[Private to the boy who suddenly showed up in our house Harry Potter]

My friend is having a lego party. He invited everyone, so you can come if you would like.

Or not. Whatever you want.

[Private to Fen...and she guesses Kylo Ren, viewable to Eliot Waugh]

I'm going to a lego party on Saturday. I invited the strange boy that lives here now. We will need a ride. If he comes. I will need one either way.

I am doing "market research". I understand this is very important to running a successful business.

How many people here use swords, blades and other edged weapons as their preferred method of fighting or defense?

How many people here are interested in acquiring an a blade or require a blade with unusual specifications or qualities?

Thank you for your response!


[Annie]

I would like to start a business. I have been reading up on it on the internet. I thought as a successful business owner yourself, you could walk me through the process you went through to get started?

[Gansey]

Would you be interested in an apprenticeship? I thought after our discussion at the party you might be interested in the art of bladesmithing.

FILTER TO PIXIE, VIEWABLE TO ROGUE

June 4th, 5th & 6th for our reschedule?

FILTER TO FEN

I'm wanting to go look at Dicks tomorrow. Come with me?

( Delivery for Margo! )

Who: Fen & Ren
What: Fen is a mermaid now.
When: Shortly after the power swap shenanigans begins.
Where: The Physical Cottage.
Warnings: Nudity mentioned.
Status: Complete in gdocs

( NO, I AM NOT OKAY. )

Well, today has definitely been confusing, but considering everyone else is dealing with a lot of weirdness. Is anyone out there turning into a mermaid after they touch water? If so, I can help you with that. Mostly because usually I'm the one turning into the mermaid when I touch water. Also don't use moisturizer. You can drink water, just be careful. It's just that the powers can get a bit out of whack if you don't know how to use them. Um. So I guess, yeah.

[Texts: Eliot Waugh]

⇢ I don't want you to panic, but I need you to come home as soon as you can.
⇢ Someone has enchanted the bathroom and I don't appreciate it. 🐟😤

WHO: Eliot Waugh & Fen
WHEN: April 28th, after Fen's arrival
WHERE: The Physical Cottage
WHAT: Husband & wife have so, so much to discuss.
WARNINGS/TRIGGERS: Discussion of child death, difficult pregnancy, slavery and body mutilation. Spoilers for season 3 of the Magicians.

( He had admitted, not that he would remember, that he had been a shitty husband. Fen wasn’t entirely sure she could say she hadn’t been a shitty wife. )

WHO: Anyone who talks to Eliot Waugh or was invited by someone who does
WHEN: May 4th, 5pm until whenever
WHERE: The Physical Cottage
WHAT: Fen's Welcome Barbecue
WARNINGS: Mild drinking and TBD by you
STATUS: IC/OOC

( Time to meet the Missus )

Who: Kylo Ren & Fen in...
What: The Great Kitten Caper!
Where: The Physical Cottage
When: Morning, April 29th
Warnings: No kittens were harmed in the writing of this scene.

( Here, little kittens... )

FILTERED TO FRIENDS, FAMILY & COWORKERS*

On Friday, I'm going to be hosting a small barbecue here at the Cottage. Some of you may know by now but yesterday evening my wife, Fen, arrived here in Tumbleweed and I would like to have the opportunity to introduce her to each and every one of you. If you cannot make it, as I know this is short notice, I understand and hope that we can arrange for her to be introduced to you at some future point in time.

* As long as you don't regularly piss him off, there's a good possibility you are in on this filter. It's a wide net.

Hello, I am Fen, Acting High King of Fillory.

I understand my friends my subjects the High King is here in this city, and I wish to speak to my fellow Fillorians. Please.

[OOC: Thar be Magicians season 3 spoilers in the comments, folks.]