Since the other day, the portal has gifted us some other items. Nothing appears to be quite as personal as the VHS. Our staff has gone over them and we cannot find anything mysterious or magical or problem-causing them with.
Well, except the weird swamp bird things. They're just annoying.
Dozens of plastic hour glasses. They only do one minute intervals though.
A whole bunch of horror-inspiring taxidermy animals.
The aforementioned swamp birds. They are ridiculously stupid. And apparently livestock so if you want one or more, come get them. Anakin called them nunas.
Some white balls the size of an apple. They have turned Nebula into a piglet when she dropped one. If anyone can help with that, it'd be appreciated. I really need my guard back.
Toeless rainboots which are, of course, useless. But if you want the material, it's yours.
The Bureau will be open at 8am tomorrow if you'd like to pick up items. Please, for the love of all things, take the nunas.