Last week, when the world turned into a faerie land for a day, there was a faerie man who followed me about and expressed his undying love for me. He simply wouldn't take no for an answer. It was flattering at first but then grew a bit irritating. Take note men, following a woman about is not a way to get them to love you.
Apparently I should have taken him up on his offer. He was actually quite handsome. I wonder what faerie men are like in bed.
[FILTERED TO MYCROFT]
Albus has decided that he would prefer that he and I merely be friends.