Funny story. My sleep schedule is still pretty basically on human mode after this weekend so I decided to go to the park and just be chill as heck. I’m sitting under a tree, I’m playing some songs, when a breeze kicks up and knocks off my ex-favorite sun hat.
No big deal, I’m under a tree, right? Except this shadow is slowly getting shorter and shorter. Hazards of the morning, I guess.
I guess what I’m saying is, can someone bring me an umbrella? Like soon?