Hey, I'm Peter. I'm from Queens. You got a spare couch?
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This is aliens, right? Like when the Chitauri invaded New York?
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So my name's Peter Parker. I'm a good student. I won't be any trouble. I like sandwiches.
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Man, I just flew in from New York and boy are
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You know that one old TV show where they go through the portals and go to all those crazy alternate universes?
My name is Peter Parker. I'm fifteen years old. I'm pretty quiet and won't cause any problems. Seriously you won't even notice I'm there. I need a guardian before I can leave so if you've got a spare couch or anything I'd really appreciate it.