And because it's temporarily summer, we are temporarily selling fruit bingu.
[A small piece of parchment which reads, "Ask and you shall receive." Once unfolded, it reveals a rudimentary sketch of a white ferret bouncing up and down with a speech bubble that says, "My father will hear about this!" It has been enchanted to move continuously.]
What's the verdict? You've (hopefully) met Pig. So, terrible name or terrible name?
I bet you're wondering what your birthday present is.