the displaced; ic

I'm really not liking this. Especially not the blood taking that took like an hour or the locked in a room I can't get out of. Appreciate the Netflix and literal chill, but there are super important things I need to get back to. Like making sure that Major doesn't get himself

I'm free, I'm free! No dangit necessary. Who's ready for some apology-slash-let's-be-friends-again donuts?! I'm armed and dangerously compelled to give hugs!!

[Charlie Weasley]

Hey so - I picked up some local steaks this morning for a good price. What do you think of doing a big cookout at the Burrow tomorrow? We can invite all our friends, your family, do a big thing?

I've been reading up on this crash thing, and it doesn't sound right. Like Roswell had some newspaper articles and stuff, and that's all well and good. But it's like everything's been scrubbed on Tumbleweed. All I've got a bunch of old people who swear up and down they were touched by an alien, and not in the good way.

CLINT BARTON 616:

So what's going on with you? You've been really quiet, aside from like.. the whole flamingo thing.

Do you want to come move into the bunker?

so i meant to say something about an hour ago, but if you end up at JJ's and you gotta use the men's room and there's no toilet paper it's because I TOOK IT ALL

they disrespected me

if you gotta #2 take your own paper or something