'kay, so I went into the waters thinking I'm going to get me a Squirtle or something and I get a bunch of stuff that I never freaking seen before. I haven't been into Pokemon since before I even found out I was a demigod. Were 150 Pokemon not enough? Where's Bulbasaur? Charmander? Leo'd have loved a Charizard. Heck, I'd have loved a Charizard. I wanted an Articuno! Who decided 151 Pokemon are not enough?
So my pick of water Pokemon ain't that great. I'm not keeping something that looks like a spider, because my girlfriend's got a phobia. But, hey, I've seen Eevees. Anyone has one to switch with me, let me know.