WHO: Where my teens at? WHEN: Tonight 7pm until, please, like they have an end time WHERE: EPS SCHOOL WHAT: It's a party
WE'RE TOO COOL FOR FANCY BALLS 2017
You won't find Michael Buble playing here.
There's pizza. There's beer. There's some punch thing that definitely has alcohol in it. There's one that doesn't. Probably.
And there are enough Santa hats for everyone to wear.
AT 10:30, the snow will start to fall. So you know, call your parents/guardians and let them know you're staying over at a friends so you don't have to drive through the awfulness. And also can party more.