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Feb. 22nd, 2020


I am unfortunately out of burritos, which is absolutely terrible. Incredibly impolite even. Of all the things to complain about, I know. Anyone bored enough to want to come with me to get more?

[The AA Group]
Yeah. Okay. Maybe I need help even finding the wagon again. I don't know if the timing is terrible or reasonable.

How many of us are even still here?

If I give you a list of my hiding places, can you clean out the alcohol? Also ignore my pained sounds.

And maybe we could make a familial effort to have none in the house? I can move out, too. And then I can have none and no one has to worry if they want some. Either is fine.


ᴡʜᴏ: Clover Ebi & Qrow Branwen
ᴡʜᴀᴛ: Celebrating getting through a fight unscathed.
ᴡʜᴇɴ: Saturday, February 15, post-Maleficent attack
ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ: JJ's Diner
ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: They’re both so stupid. It’s so sad. Also some feels regarding past trauma and spoilers for Volume 7

Short on time never stopped anyone before )


[Filtered to Friends+*]
So I guess that happened.

I'm not good of this sort of thing, but since I brought it up, they/them pronouns for now.


WHO: Charlie Weasley
WHEN: Beginning February 9th through present
WHERE: Tumbleweed
WHAT: Charlie fighting to remember who he is
TRIGGERS: Memory loss and loss of self identity

Caw )


[Filtered away from Maleficent]

Okay. So...I'm not really sure who I would filter this to, but I want to be able to help out. I found out from someone that there's a version of Maleficent here. In my world, where I'm from, she's my mom. I don't think this version here knows me, because if she did, I feel like she'd definitely reach out, at least for being pissed off for me betraying her.

...Anyway, the point I'm trying to make here is that back where I'm home, she taught me pretty much everything she knows, so I guess I can help if you need it? I haven't been here very long, so I don't really know what her game is, but if I can help, I'd like to.

...I can also turn into a giant dragon, in addition to knowing magic, so there's that, too.

Feb. 21st, 2020



Turns out Goose and Bruce were having midnight romps. So that's a thing.

[Pretend that it's Goose and Bruce.]


Think we've lost Barnes to the trolls. I'm not even sure who else.

Check in here if you work for the Bureau at all.


WHO: Fen and Eliot Waugh
WHEN: Sunday, January 26th, after this and this.
WHERE: The Physical Cottage
WHAT: Eliot has a complicated emotion. Fen wonders why Eliot is in the shower for so long.

In here, he didn't have to try to be pulled together. )


[Filtered to Once Upon A Pie / Uncommon Goods / Catering Business staff]

With Bonnie being sent back to her world, it would appear we are without someone to run the business. I offered to help her, as I had previously been a co-owner the last time that I was here, but I have no memory of this.

I don't want to assume control, as I don't think that would be fair to anyone who has been here longer than me, as I've only been here about two months myself. But I am willing to offer my assistance in any way that I can, the same way that I did with Bonnie.

Goofy, I think you're the most senior staff member at Once Upon A Pie? I'm not sure how ownership shifting over to people when the portal decides to send them home work here, but if you wanted to manage things, I am more than happy to help you out with anything you need.


Pardon me, I hope this is working. I am Dolores. I arrived a few days ago and have already made my introductions to some of the folks here.

I do not know why there are suddenly so many birds, and I know everyone is worried about the sandstorms and the children going missing. It's such a shame. My parents and my cows are missing too. But I was told my home is in a different time and place and that I cannot return, so I must make do.

Unfortunately I was informed that the savings I have mean very little in the current market, and purchasing new cattle would not be so easy. But a nice lady told me that making pies was an option, so I have made a few dozen. Oddly enough, all the cans in my pantry were empty, so I had to buy what I could from the grocery.

All I have is apple. I am not sure what a fair price to ask for them are. But every penny helps. Thank you.


[Text: Sam Winchester]
[1] Did you wake up feeling a little like you're in a Hitchcock movie?
[2] Cause I walked outside and like the birds are following me - it's creepy

Feb. 20th, 2020


[OOC: posted earlier in the day]

[Filtered Against Mᴀʟɪғɪᴄᴇɴᴛ]
I've been trying to locate where Malificent's been hiding, to no avail. However, I'm still trying.

If anybody is still in need of relief from their magically-induced nightmares, I'm offering a way to grant you a night of relief. It's little consolation in this madness, but it's something.


[Text to Kady Orloff-Diaz]
-- hey
-- you ever think of eloping?


WHO: Julia Wicker, Tony Stark (MCU)
WHAT: Julia has some advice for Tony while he's cursed.
WHEN: February 19, 2020
WHERE: Stark Lake House
STATUS: Complete

“Don’t make me quote Yoda at you.” )


Fɪʟᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ Aɢᴀɪɴsᴛ Mᴀʟɪғɪᴄᴇɴᴛ

FuckingNice to know the portal can still kick a person when they're down.

This will probably not be a surprise to anyone, but with the threat levels, the Pit will be closed for the time being. We'll make an announcement of its re-opening classes once things calm down.

I was going to talk about a new board game that came in last night, but not really important right now. Stella still isn't Stella, so you know, things continue to be shit.

Fɪʟᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ Wᴇᴀsʟᴇʏ+
I know there's really not much someone can say but still, I'm sorry, and if there's anything I can do, just let me know.


[Hank McCoy and Lyra]
voice to text for all his comments

Lyra and I were ambushed on the way to school. I took care of the trolls that attempted to grab her and am bringing her back to the barn.

Feb. 19th, 2020


• Arthur Weasley
• Ginny Weasley


[Filtered to Ahsoka]
So we have a problem.


Wind's coming up. For anyone who's not used to the desert, this is when you don't want to be out in it.

Is everything tied down at your trailer?


WHO: Isobel Evans
WHAT: Stressed about Maleficent possibly being in her head, Isobel has a blackout.
WHEN: Backdated to Feb 17, Monday, afternoon
WHERE: New Mexico desert
TRIGGER WARNING: memory loss

cut scene )


I definitely enjoyed last night. We should do it again sometime when all this Maleficent mess is over and things are hopefully more settled. Otherwise, I guess we'll just work around it.

Thanks for smoothing over that awkwardness from last night, by the way. Slight misstep.


Against Maleficent

You would think the trolls would be a little more skilled with the attempted kidnapping by now. Or at least pick better targets.

Since the witch has access to Hellfire do you think holy water would harm her?

Feb. 18th, 2020


WHO: Audrey Parker and Duke Crocker
WHEN: February 18, 2020
WHERE: Duke’s apartment
WHAT: Audrey’s having bad nightmares and finds out Duke’s been sitting with her

Bottoms up )


Bureau guards and official volunteers:

There's talk of moving kids outside of Tumbleweed, but we don't have complete data on whether or not she'd snatched anyone outside of here. Right now, I'm recommending patrols, particularly around school times. I want no one under eighteen walking to school alone. Parents, if you want a guard who has superpowers as a bodyguard, let me know. We'll assign someone.

If you're volunteering, note that I will be picking those with powers first. Maleficent has untold magical powers, and there is no telling what she's granted to the troll-like "people."
You up for some more shifts while I get some people out on the streets? Promise not to work you to death.
Need a favor. Can you drop into Cuba and let me know if one Mistress of Evil and her troll minions are there?


Text messages: R. Lynch
» Children are being targeted.
» Is there something we can do for Opal?
» She looks the part.



In order to best coordinate our efforts in light of recent events, would those with the ability to do so report the names of the missing children, exactly where the abduction or near-abduction took place, and any subsequent retaliation that occurred?

Morgan Stark was nearly taken from the steps of EPS. The culprit and several of its cohort are currently being tracked by myself in the event that they lead us to Maleficent.



Anka Irene Doose's Market - Council 1 Biological Tracking
Richie Tozier [Location] Response Unknown


Morgan Stark EPS - Council 7 Trackers Deployed
Miles Morales Location Unknown Response Unknown
Rose Weasley Deja Vu - Council 3 Response Unknown

[OOC: Tony has been cursed with the inability to feel emotions, so he's running on only logic and reason for the time being.]


WHO: Tony Stark (MCU), Julia Wicker, Peter Parker, Morgan Stark
WHAT: Morgan almost gets nabbed and Tony gets cursed.
WHEN: February 18, 2020
WHERE: EPS, Tumbleweed, Stark Lake House
STATUS: Complete

“Honestly, I’m a little worried about Morgan. I think maybe I should talk to her and explain what happened. Robo Dad might be harder to take than Iron Brat.” )

Feb. 17th, 2020


Excuse me, I-

Oh, I dropped it. Hello? Is this thing broken?

My name is Dolores. I'm not sure I understand where I am. The kind folks at the... bureau tried to explain it, but I'm afraid so little made sense to me and so many words I've never heard before. My head isn't feeling quite right. Texas is a bit far from home, yet I've found my ranch and my horse as if somehow all the land has shifted overnight. My parents are missing, and our herd seems to also be lost. I'm afraid they won't know the way back.

Is this real? Where is Sweetwater? I was meant to go into town this morning. Has the train come by yet? Maybe there's still time to get back before dark.

Feb. 18th, 2020


Did mom talk to you about plans for the clinic if she ever left?


Those trolls snatched up Richie.

I know Remus is gone but that witches trolls kidnapped Richie. I got to find him.

* after Will posted

Feb. 17th, 2020


log; rey & ren

WHO: Rey and Ren
WHEN: January 29, following Han's departure.
WHERE: Her Falcon & the Physical Kid's Cottage.
SUMMARY: ForceTime with Rey & Ren.
WARNINGS: Disappearances, and talk of TROS things.

She was just about to shift to set her feet down when she heard Ben's swear.  )

Feb. 18th, 2020


Okay. So. I was walking home, and these things tried to grab me. They looked like little trolls, like some of the ones I've been seeing downtown. Spider-sense made it so I could sense them coming, but they almost got me.

I also noticed that they only really seemed to be going after kids, and not adults.

Anyone else have this happening to them?

Feb. 17th, 2020


[Filtered to Steve Harrington and Nico Di Angelo]

I messed up. I'm sorry. I was walking home with Richie and these things attacked. Trolls or something. I tried to stop them, but I haven't been sleeping well and he's gone. They took him. They took him and I couldn't stop them.

I'm being forced to go to the clinic right now. I was able to reset my arm, but I'm so tired my abilities aren't working as effective as they used to. As soon as I can, I'm sneaking out to go look for him. I'll get him back, I promise.

[Filtered to Leo Valdez]
I'm at the clinic. I messed up. Trolls came for me and Richie and I couldn't stop them from taking Richie. I need you to promise to keep an eye on Nico while I find a way to get out of here and look for Richie.


WHO: Ren & Fen
WHEN: Saturday, January 25, following the events of this.
WHERE: Their room, Physical Kid's Cottage.
SUMMARY: Ren tells Fen about his updated memories.
WARNINGS: Discussing character death.

Everything okay? )


Okay. This is...new. And weird, yeah, definitely weird.

Apparently, my friend's house showed up with me, so I guess I've got a place to stay? So that's something.

Anyway, I'm Mal, and this was not what I was expecting today.

So I'm guessing this portal is kind of a magic thing? It feels like it would be a magic thing.


[Filtered To Louie]

Hi, sweetie.

I know we haven't spent much time together since I arrive here. I'd like to change that. I know you're living with Goofy, but McDuck Manor showed up with me when I arrived here.

Would you maybe mind coming to stay with me a few nights a week? Or whatever works best for you? I never really realized just how big this place was before.

...I know we're from different times and I just got back where you're from, but I'd really love to get to know you, Louie.

[Filtered To Goofy]

I need some advice.

I want Louie to get to know me better, but I have no idea how to be a parent. Being stuck on the moon for a decade, I miss, well everything of the boys growing up. I've had some time with them back home, but Louie doesn't remember that. You're such a good dad, Goofy, and you've done such a wonderful job raising Max on your own.

How do you do it? Parent, I guess.

Also, McDuck Manor showed up with me, and I'd love if you and Louie maybe came and stay with me, even if it's only a few days a week.

Feb. 18th, 2020



Feb. 17th, 2020


Perpetual reminder the EPS is looking for people interested teaching History classes, Biology, Physics, and picking up our Early Childhood program for pre-school aged children.

[Filtered to Rogue, Lorna Dane + EPS Leadership]
We're out Early Child Program coverage.

I'm not entirely sure how to swing this while we find someone capable of handling gifted toddlers. Short of leaving them in the Danger Room--which feels like it's kind of down the list as far as options goes.


Well, fuck. At least I'm not homeless aga I got too used t I knew this place was good to be true. Story of my life

[Carol Danvers + Rhodey]
Hi. Would one of you maybe be willing to be my guardian? You don't have to live here if you don't want to, but I guess I need someone to be the go-to person or whatever.


[Filtered to Megan Gwynn]
-- If you're not up to anything, can I hop a ride to Chicago?
-- And maybe for my tank too.
[Text message to Lauren Strucker]
-- Hey Blondie.
[After this, Texts to Emma Frost]
-- Hey
-- What's the access code for the X-mansion hangar?




• Rose Tyler
• Petunia Dursley (AU)
• Remus Lupin
• Dudley Dursley (NPC)
• Harry Potter (NPC)
• Lois Lane
• Caitlin Strucker
• Caroline Forbes
• Bonnie Bennett


You should all be aware that I have taken on a new ward from our world. He won't remember any of us because he is from very early on in his timeline, but Master Yoda was always a fast learner so I suspect he'll be schooling us.... once he learns how to talk.

Feb. 16th, 2020


Filtered away from Maleficent

You know what doesn't work as well when you can't hear things? Morse code. I mean, I can feel it. I guess if you wrote it, I'd be fine, but hearing is much more necessary to my entire existence than previously understood. Is anyone else seriously over the drama? Have we figured out a way to stop her? Like serious question here.


ᴡʜᴏ: Clover Ebi & Qrow Branwen
ᴡʜᴀᴛ: Qrow wakes Clover up from a nightmare and they finally talk about it. For a certain definition of talking about it.
ᴡʜᴇɴ: Thursday, February 13, 2020
ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ: Their apartment
ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: More references to violence and death, discussion of trauma, idiots being idiots, and spoilers for RWBY vol. 7

Is this real or is this in my head? )




backdated to ~feb 10/11 ish?

Clover, it was lovely to spend some time with you yesterday. I hope you enjoyed yourself.

Qrow, you were missed on the shopping expedition but I do hope you like the clothes we picked out for you. What activities do you enjoy?

Also, if you'll indulge my curiosity, which of you won that bet?


» You should stop whatever it is you're doing and come home.
» I know that things got hairy at the carnival yesterday, but...
» Do you have time for me today?


Aw bro, you took a one-eyed dog? What is wrong with you? This replacement doesn't act anything like him either. You're pretty much the suck as far as copies goes. What did you do? Use these poor fairies to death and then just decide they'd be good family member replacements?


What does this town have against the 20 carnivals it seems to have a year?

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